Sweet Fancy Moses

[Unbreakable Will]

Some people are way too open with people they just met. Case in point-
Just started at my new job a month ago and the women there have already decided to talk to me about female problems and their breast size. The latter I don't mind so much but I really don't want to hear about your bleeding. :stare:

Have you ever had people be uncomfortably open with you? Tell us a story.

[qwertysaur]

A friend of mine has a sister who told me in depth how refreshing it is to finally get through constipation and how a certain laxative was her best friend. Also to avoid their other sisters bedroom because there are used sex toys buried everywhere.

We had just met and I was eating dinner. :stare:

[Unbreakable Will]

:onoes: That's horrific!

[qwertysaur]

:onoes: That's horrific!
She later invited us to watch porn with her. She even made popcorn. :|

[NorthernChaosGod]

You people meet weird people. I'm going to assume you two are also weird and attract weird.

[qwertysaur]

"normal" people are boring.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me. :erm:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Now that that is out of the way, I guess I'm the person you're talking about.

So I was at this "party" for the pre-med students at UCSD when we decided to play some card game requiring more than one deck. The "problem" came when the only other deck was full of naked dudes (we were at a girl's apartment). Half the girls and all the guys (other than me) started bitching saying they didn't want to play anymore and I told them to man the fuck up and nearly whipped out my dick. I was stopped because these were the friends of one of my friends. :|

[Unbreakable Will]

"normal" people are boring.
Indeed!

Now that that is out of the way, I guess I'm the person you're talking about.

So I was at this "party" for the pre-med students at UCSD when we decided to play some card game requiring more than one deck. The "problem" came when the only other deck was full of naked dudes (we were at a girl's apartment). Half the girls and all the guys (other than me) started bitching saying they didn't want to play anymore and I told them to man the smurf up and nearly whipped out my dick. I was stopped because these were the friends of one of my friends. :|
So... you were the weirdo in all this? :p

[Jiro]

I find it hard to believe you turned down a chance to whip it out dude

[Marshall Banana]

I can understand you being weirded out if she described gross details about her period, but, if she didn't, then PSHHHHHHHHHHHH.

One of my pet peeves is guys acting jittery when girls mention their periods, as if it's too gruesome of a thought to bear. Like it's taboo. Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Just wanted to bring that up! :kaoangry:

[Shlup]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me. :erm:

Aaaaaaand I'm officially out of this thread forever.

[Marshall Banana]

I didn't even see that post.

Geez! That's...

[qwertysaur]

I missed that post too. That's beyond nasty. :onoes:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Now that that is out of the way, I guess I'm the person you're talking about.
So... you were the weirdo in all this? :p
I already said that, sweet cheeks. :p


I find it hard to believe you turned down a chance to whip it out dude
I nearly had it out when my friend hit me. I should have hit back with it now that I think about it. Needless to say, I am not allowed back to hang out with those people.

[rubah]

I hate when people I barely know start talking about interactions they've had with people I've never met and they don't even know!

[fire_of_avalon]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me. :erm:
:stare:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why are so many of you reacting that much to a blister and skin? o_O

[Crop]

I really hate it when people I don't know talk to me on the train, bus, in a shop or anywhere public. I know a lot of people complain that we arn't social enough with strangers, but damn it in this day and age we avoid eye contact, keep our head down, don't talk and shove our way through busy streets.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Jiro]

I don't mind when people talk to me, I just don't like the awkward silence when you don't know whether to continue the conversation or if you should just be quiet. It's easier to manage if you have something to do, but often when you're on a train you're kind of screwed. Take out your phone, pretend to have a phone call etc.

[fire_of_avalon]

Why are so many of you reacting that much to a blister and skin? o_O

How many parts of your own body do you eat, sir?

...

don't answer that question.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm so going to cut off some skin and it eat on camera and post it in this thread now.

[qwertysaur]

I'm so going to cut off some skin and it eat on camera and post it in this thread now.
:stare:

[Bunny]

Cannibalism is against the law and, by extension, forum rule.

I support this video idea though.

I'm usually the person who is uncomfortably open with people.

[Jiro]

The fact that it was blister skin is the only problem I have. Blisters are fucking ugh

[NorthernChaosGod]

The fact that it was blister skin is the only problem I have. Blisters are fucking ugh

If that's the problem you people have, I have a bunch of calluses on my hands that I'd be willing to eat.

[G13]

Hey Julian

You're still being that guy.

[NorthernChaosGod]

...and?

[Shiny]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me. :erm:

It's time to get a new friend.

[Rantz]

Agreeing with the general distaste for sharky's friend there.

I don't tend to mind people being very open about so-called taboo topics with me, and I don't mind being open in return if they actually seem interested and not too faint of heart, but I try to adapt my openness to what the people I'm with are comfortable with. :p Nothing wrong with being open as such, but no need to share your tmi with people who don't care to hear your tmi, either.

[Unbreakable Will]

I can understand you being weirded out if she described gross details about her period, but, if she didn't, then PSHHHHHHHHHHHH.

One of my pet peeves is guys acting jittery when girls mention their periods, as if it's too gruesome of a thought to bear. Like it's taboo. Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Just wanted to bring that up! :kaoangry:
No no, regular period talk I can handle. This was some seriously nasty detail that haunts my dreams. :|

And Julian, stop being so strange. I raised you better than that. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm older than you. :doublecolbert:

[Unbreakable Will]

Don't you get me started on my time travelling smurf fest. You do not wanna go there.
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[NorthernChaosGod]

You leave Misfits out of this. And neither of them have the power to rewind time. :p

[Unbreakable Will]

Well smurf. You win again. :mad:

[Hollycat]

this girl i knew asked if she could use my computer and i said yes, then a few days later I was going through my history and she had looked up a whole bunch of furry porn and hentai stuff.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well smurf. You win again. :mad:

Damn straight I do. /smug

But I'll give you points for using a gif of Nathan, he rules.

[Unbreakable Will]

this girl i knew asked if she could use my computer and i said yes, then a few days later I was going through my history and she had looked up a whole bunch of furry porn and hentai stuff.
O_o

[Jiro]

It could be worse.

[Shattered Dreamer]

this girl i knew asked if she could use my computer and i said yes, then a few days later I was going through my history and she had looked up a whole bunch of furry porn and hentai stuff.

Was she hot?

I'm not a fan of people I barely know telling me personal things or asking me personal question but whats just as disgusting is strangers taking really loud about gross things on public transport. I was sitting on a bus in Dublin & these 2 skangers (or chavs if you're so inclined) were taking about how one of them was having sex while on her period & had to burn the bed sheets there was such a mess. I mean why oh why do you wish other people to know something that gross :barf:

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me. :erm:

It's time to get a new friend.


Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?

[qwertysaur]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me. :erm:

It's time to get a new friend.


Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?
That's disgusting. :barf:
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.

[Jiro]

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?
This is my favourite of your ideas. Just tell me when it's going to happen so I can leave the room and not witness it.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me. :erm:

It's time to get a new friend.


Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?
That's disgusting. :barf:
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.

Not quite sure of what you were advising here me to do here. I've never had a wart. I think you're suggesting that if I can get a big, fat, virus filled wart to go ahead and eat it (because everyone knows viruses are delicious), but maybe get stupid levels of drunk first to dull the pain. Right?

[Shorty]

This thread is making me sick.

[qwertysaur]

That's disgusting. :barf:
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.

Not quite sure of what you were advising here me to do here. I've never had a wart. I think you're suggesting that if I can get a big, fat, virus filled wart to go ahead and eat it (because everyone knows viruses are delicious), but maybe get stupid levels of drunk first to dull the pain. Right?
No, I'm saying just don't do that at all. :barf:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me. :erm:

It's time to get a new friend.


Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?
That's disgusting. :barf:
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.

Not quite sure of what you were advising here me to do here. I've never had a wart. I think you're suggesting that if I can get a big, fat, virus filled wart to go ahead and eat it (because everyone knows viruses are delicious), but maybe get stupid levels of drunk first to dull the pain. Right?
If you do it and get it on video tape, I will send you free booze.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I'm known for my TMI, the best combination is my old roommate and I. Some of the conversations we had...

Me: Did you have sex in the shower?
Her: Yes, why?
Me: There's blood around drain in the bathtub.*
Her: I'll clean that up.

*This coupled with the fact that 1) I knew she was on the rag and 2) knew she liked period sex.

Another time...

Me: *says something to the effect of her having sex with my cat and becoming impregnated*
Her: That'd explain the huge blood clot when I used the washroom.

:D I miss her.

EDIT: We also used a 9" black dildo (a gag gift for my 21st birthday) as a centre piece on the table in the living room. Before that it was on the wall so it was the first thing you saw when you came in.

[Hollycat]

THis is now officially the strangest thread in EoFF

[Shattered Dreamer]

I'm known for my TMI, the best combination is my old roommate and I. Some of the conversations we had...

Me: Did you have sex in the shower?
Her: Yes, why?
Me: There's blood around drain in the bathtub.*
Her: I'll clean that up.

*This coupled with the fact that 1) I knew she was on the rag and 2) knew she liked period sex.

Another time...

Me: *says something to the effect of her having sex with my cat and becoming impregnated*
Her: That'd explain the huge blood clot when I used the washroom.

:D I miss her.

EDIT: We also used a 9" black dildo (a gag gift for my 21st birthday) as a centre piece on the table in the living room. Before that it was on the wall so it was the first thing you saw when you came in.

I just laughed and puked at the same time :lol::barf::lol::barf:

[sharkythesharkdogg]

If you do it and get it on video tape, I will send you free booze.

Instead of booze, how about some zip-lock bags full of goat urine? I need it to soak my bunions and cure my athlete's foot.

On a serious note, some one in the Air Force I used to work with brought up in conversation one day how he pissed on his feet every morning in the shower to help cure his athlete's foot.

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm known for my TMI, the best combination is my old roommate and I. Some of the conversations we had...

Me: Did you have sex in the shower?
Her: Yes, why?
Me: There's blood around drain in the bathtub.*
Her: I'll clean that up.

*This coupled with the fact that 1) I knew she was on the rag and 2) knew she liked period sex.

Another time...

Me: *says something to the effect of her having sex with my cat and becoming impregnated*
Her: That'd explain the huge blood clot when I used the washroom.

:D I miss her.

EDIT: We also used a 9" black dildo (a gag gift for my 21st birthday) as a centre piece on the table in the living room. Before that it was on the wall so it was the first thing you saw when you came in.
Well I think that takes the weird TMI cake.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If you do it and get it on video tape, I will send you free booze.

Instead of booze, how about some zip-lock bags full of goat urine? I need it to soak my bunions and cure my athlete's foot.

On a serious note, some one in the Air Force I used to work with brought up in conversation one day how he pissed on his feet every morning in the shower to help cure his athlete's foot.
I would if I knew where some goats were. :p

[Timekeeper]

The more I read, the weirder it became, brilliant!

I know a few people who generally tell me things that I don't want to here, but I don't recall any particular stories, as I don't think my brain wants me to :stare:

Also, take qwerty's advice, don't eat your warts, they're rather contagious...

[Jiro]

On a serious note, some one in the Air Force I used to work with brought up in conversation one day how he pissed on his feet every morning in the shower to help cure his athlete's foot.
Well if it works, it works.