Should America declare May 1st a Holiday?

[nik0tine]

I think so. I think the first of May should hereafter be referred to as "National Masturbation Day" in honor of the heroic events in Pakistan. This will help a healing nation to stand up, it's people to put things aside and for everyone to move on and not be embarrassed anymore. The taboo is gone. You are now free to masturbate around the country.

[Shlup]

I... kind of like this.

[qwertysaur]

Well there already are dances around the maypole on that day. :p

[NeoCracker]

I could not yes harder then I am yessing right now.

[DMKA]

I approve.

[Jiro]

unf unf

[NorthernChaosGod]

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[Bunny]

I disagree because I do not want thoughts of NCG masturbating to ruin my day.

[Jessweeee♪]

But what about May Day? D:

[qwertysaur]

But what about May Day? D:


Well there already are dances around the maypole on that day. :p

[Jessweeee♪]

I like waking up to find candy in my shoes, I don't want Osama to ruin that too!

[Jiro]

What else did he ruin?

[Jessweeee♪]

Airports!

[qwertysaur]

My sister was on one of the planes that was going to be blown up. :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

I disagree because I do not want thoughts of NCG masturbating to ruin my day.

I'm playing with fire. Your move.

[Pheesh]

Can we still masturbate all the other days as well? And would it promote masturbation in social settings?

[Jiro]

The conservative part of me wants to shout "EWWW" and close this thread but ee raises some good points.

[Loony BoB]

I'm usually against moving threads between GC & EoEO, but if the OP isn't suited to EoEO rules then yeah. *move*

[Unbreakable Will]

:shifty:
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[Jiro]

BoB broke a central tenant. HE MUST BE BANNED.

[qwertysaur]

BoB broke a central tenant. HE MUST BE BANNED.
Banning BoB is like dividing by zero. Weird stuff will start to happen, and the forums would likely implode and explode at the same time. :(

[Bowser]

I think I have a new favorite holiday..

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can we still masturbate all the other days as well? And would it promote masturbation in social settings?

So... circle jerks?

[Pheesh]

I was thinking being able to whip it out at work...but whatever floats your boat.

[Madame Adequate]

Signed.

Edit: But BoB, this still isn't in EoEO? I thought you said you moved it to where discussion of such a serious topic was more appropriate.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I was thinking being able to whip it out at work...but whatever floats your boat.

I don't know about your, but I don't really considering whacking it under your desk to be all that social. :p

[Peegee]

BoB broke a central tenant. HE MUST BE BANNED.
Banning BoB is like dividing by zero. Weird stuff will start to happen, and the forums would likely implode and explode at the same time. :(

'tenet' ? or did you really want to say tenant?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Maybe he's talking about building residents.

[Hollycat]

What else did he ruin?

health care
the economy
insurance programs
just about everything

[Shattered Dreamer]

I'll be all for this if somebody manages to invent anti blister plasters like the ones for your feet for hands & wangs :lol:

[Jiro]

What else did he ruin?

the economy

:hahaha: