There Will Be Weird

[Shiny]

I had pretzels 15 hours ago and my hands still smell like pretzels despite washing my hands twice since then.

What do your hands smell like? :shiny:

[CimminyCricket]

My hands smell like soap. :\

It should be noted that I did actually smell my hands and my girlfriend noticed this and has been giving me a look of bewilderment and disgust. Thanks for making me look weird.

[G13]

*sniffs hand*

:onoes:

[Pheesh]

One smells like toast and the other smells like lady parts. Guess what I did last night...

[Rantz]

The blood of a virgin.

[Jiro]

Steak. I didn't have a knife or fork handy.

[Loony BoB]

Soap, more than likely. Mostly down to the constant need to wash hands when you deal with moving around as much I.T. kit as I do.

One smells like toast and the other smells like lady parts. Guess what I did last night...
Ate fish on toast, you weird man.

[qwertysaur]

My hands smell of hand.

And muffin

[Unbreakable Will]

Steak. I didn't have a knife or fork handy.
O__o stop stalking my life

[Hollycat]

pastels

[NorthernChaosGod]

My hands smell like lotion.


*sniffs hand*

:onoes:

You're disgusting.

[Pheesh]

My hands smell like lotion.

Both of them?! Way to go hard son.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Go big or go home. /smug

[Shattered Dreamer]

The chicken, ham & cheese toasted sandwich I just ate hmmmmmm sandwich

[Shlup]

I didn't know pretzels were so potent. xD

My hands smell like strawberries and bananas 'cause I just fed a baby.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think only men are supposed to call you that, Shlup.

[Peegee]

wontons and rice. Duh

[fire_of_avalon]

Fingernails.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

No matter how much I wash them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc. :(

[Shiny]

I didn't know pretzels were so potent. xD

My hands smell like strawberries and bananas 'cause I just fed a baby.

I read that as "'cause I just ate a baby".

[fire_of_avalon]

No matter how much I was them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc. :(

You know that scene in 50 First Dates where Drew Barrymore tells Adam Sandler she likes the smell of his fishy hands?

Totally.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You probably really like the peeing scene in Transformers, don't you?

[DMKA]

Salty milk.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

No matter how much I was them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc. :(

You know that scene in 50 First Dates where Drew Barrymore tells Adam Sandler she likes the smell of his fishy hands?

Totally.

I thought that was a foreplay innuendo, but thanks. :p

[LunarWeaver]

I smell guilt, as usual.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

My hands smell like soap. :\

It should be noted that I did actually smell my hands and my girlfriend noticed this and has been giving me a look of bewilderment and disgust. Thanks for making me look weird.

That's why you have to pull that move where you just look like you're itching under your nose, but when you move your finger back and forth you give it a quick sniff.

[Hipster Username]

My hands smell like hands. I don't think there's any other way to describe it, really. Kind of skin-like with just a hint of jacket and keyboard.

[Unbreakable Will]

Salty milk.
O_o

[DMKA]

Salty milk.
O_o
Oh come Willynilly, don't act like it's odd.

[Timekeeper]

My hands smell like a sweet mix of passionfruit and chocolate.
One from the hand wash, and the other from my giant Easter egg :D