FF7 Riddles From Zero

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Hypo, it's not even been a full day and you're asking questions already.

Not materia or limit breaks.

[Hollycat]

sorry. is it potion

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Yes, it is the Potion!

Found at the start, - In the very 1st map section, even.
They'll surely help you out. - Well, they're used for healing.
Found at the end, - They can be bought even from endgame shops.
They're worse than useless. - But they don't heal a whole lot at the end.
Used correctly, lucky you'll be, - Use one at 7577 health for all lucky 7's.
Used incorrectly, dead as the dirt. - Well, using a potion when low on health instead of a hi or x potion, not a good idea.
Never underestimated,
Never overestimated,
The game will tell you the exact answer. - They will ALWAYS heal 200, just as the game says.

You're up, HC.

[Hollycat]

桜や壊れた建物に囲まれたヒナギクに囲まれています。
STUPID!

if this one is too hard, I have another one prepared.
This is a trial. I want to be able to say it was a success.
It would be difficult to contain my satisfaction.

but seriously, this is like a beta riddle.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Hmm... It wouldn't happen to be Midgar, would it?

[Hollycat]

no

[Bubba]

I don't get it, HC. What part is the actual riddle?

[Shaibana]

.. ive been wondering the same..

[Hollycat]

the first two lines

[Bubba]

"桜や壊れた建物に囲まれたヒナギクに囲まれています。
STUPID!"

So this is it? If it is then I think I've worked it out.

There are 25 little squares on the first line of the riddle... 25 'squared' = 625. As we all know, the average number of fights by a gamer at the end of the first disk is... 625. Also, the square root of 25 is 5. Five is the average number of 'game over' screens a gamer will see on their first playthrough of this game. Now, we consider the second line of the riddle "STUPID!" This actually stands for "Silly Tifa Under Plays Initial Dilemma". This is an obvious reference to her feelings for Cloud when they were kids.

If you take all these factors into account and put them together then you arrive at the one, inescapable conclusion...

This riddle is crap.

[Hollycat]

"桜や壊れた建物に囲まれたヒナギクに囲まれています。
STUPID!"

So this is it? If it is then I think I've worked it out.

There are 25 little squares on the first line of the riddle... 25 'squared' = 625. As we all know, the average number of fights by a gamer at the end of the first disk is... 625. Also, the square root of 25 is 5. Five is the average number of 'game over' screens a gamer will see on their first playthrough of this game. Now, we consider the second line of the riddle "STUPID!" This actually stands for "Silly Tifa Under Plays Initial Dilemma". This is an obvious reference to her feelings for Cloud when they were kids.

If you take all these factors into account and put them together then you arrive at the one, inescapable conclusion...

This riddle is crap.

You need to stop using internet explorer. that's japanese

[Bubba]

"桜や壊れた建物に囲まれたヒナギクに囲まれています。
STUPID!"

So this is it? If it is then I think I've worked it out.

There are 25 little squares on the first line of the riddle... 25 'squared' = 625. As we all know, the average number of fights by a gamer at the end of the first disk is... 625. Also, the square root of 25 is 5. Five is the average number of 'game over' screens a gamer will see on their first playthrough of this game. Now, we consider the second line of the riddle "STUPID!" This actually stands for "Silly Tifa Under Plays Initial Dilemma". This is an obvious reference to her feelings for Cloud when they were kids.

If you take all these factors into account and put them together then you arrive at the one, inescapable conclusion...

This riddle is crap.

You need to stop using internet explorer. that's japanese

I do most of my EOFFing from work. Internet Explorer is my only way of accessing the site. Can you give an English translation then? As this site is in English, not Japanese, it would make sense.

Other people might have the same problem as me.

[Melissaur]

I love the last 2 posts greatly!

Is the Answer Barret?

[Hollycat]

We are surrounded by broken buildings surrounded by sakura and daisies.
STUPID

nope, not barret

[Melissaur]

The flower bed inside the church?

[Bubba]

Cheer for that, HC!

Is it the Church in the Sector 5 slums?

[Hollycat]

close. pay attention to the second line.

[Bubba]

Is it Reno of the Turks?

He comes in and steps on the flowers... then tells the other soldiers not do the same

[Hollycat]

nope.
you have to choose a certain option for this riddle to become clear.
want a hint?

[Bubba]

Is it the fact that you can opt to say that you don't know who Aeris is... even though you might have bought a flower from her at the start of the game?

If that's not it then yeah, a clue would be good!

[Hollycat]

the answer is a location.

5 guesses then a new hint.

[Shaibana]

"桜や壊れた建物に囲まれたヒナギクに囲まれています。
STUPID!"

So this is it? If it is then I think I've worked it out.

There are 25 little squares on the first line of the riddle... 25 'squared' = 625. As we all know, the average number of fights by a gamer at the end of the first disk is... 625. Also, the square root of 25 is 5. Five is the average number of 'game over' screens a gamer will see on their first playthrough of this game. Now, we consider the second line of the riddle "STUPID!" This actually stands for "Silly Tifa Under Plays Initial Dilemma". This is an obvious reference to her feelings for Cloud when they were kids.

If you take all these factors into account and put them together then you arrive at the one, inescapable conclusion...

This riddle is crap.

just for a view sec i though you were serious xD haha
35543

[Jiro]

There has be more flowers around somewhere. The Church in the Slums is my best guess.

[Hollycat]

no.

[Jiro]

The Honey Bee Inn

[Hollycat]

no
2 guesses till hint

[edczxcvbnm]

Clearly the answer is Mideel (or whatever its name is). That place got its tit wrecked hardcore when Weapon weaponed the hell out of it.

[Jiro]

The Sleeping Forest is located between Bone Village and the City of the Ancients, both places are pretty ruined and there's also the stupid Aerith letting herself get stabbed bit.

[edczxcvbnm]

You know what. I bet there is a shop in Wutai that the turks accidentally exploded in the past that now has flowers growing near it. It is really the only place in the game that I can think of that might have Sakura trees.

[Hollycat]

nonono

hint:
the second line has to do with a story option

[Jiro]

It's the stage in the Gold Saucer then.

[Hollycat]

no.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

the answer is a location.

5 guesses then a new hint.

isn't there a dialogue about cloud & tifa where marlene calls cloud stupid?

[edczxcvbnm]

nonono

hint:
the second line has to do with a story option

Can we get a new hint. I think this became abundantly clear when you said


nope.
you have to choose a certain option for this riddle to become clear.
want a hint?

So on with my awesome guessing.

1) Fort Condor
2) Mt. Nibilheim
3) The Sunken Ship


HOLY Piss monkeys! Isn't there a cave in the northern whatever that has a tree growing in it. Yeah, this is right after you crash spectacularly on your snowboard and you have to wander around before you climb the mountain. THat is the answer. I can't remember what was stupid but I know this is the answer....MAYBE!

[Hollycat]

hint. the place in question is accessible only in disks 1 and 3

[Melissaur]

The date at the Golden Saucer

[edczxcvbnm]

hint. the place in question is accessible only in disks 1 and 4

I have no clue. My game never even came with disc 4 (I know what you meant). I don't know...Aeris backyard garden?

I thought you could go anywhere other than the Norther Crater in Disc 2 so now I am really out of options.

[Hollycat]

hint. the place in question is accessible only in disks 1 and 4

I have no clue. My game never even came with disc 4 (I know what you meant). I don't know...Aeris backyard garden?

I thought you could go anywhere other than the Norther Crater in Disc 2 so now I am really out of options.

yes. and thank you for correcting me. I've been playing too much 9.

aeris's garden and house is the answer. there marlene asks you if you like aeris, and if you say no she says stupid!

[Dr. rydrum2112]

hint. the place in question is accessible only in disks 1 and 4

I have no clue. My game never even came with disc 4 (I know what you meant). I don't know...Aeris backyard garden?

I thought you could go anywhere other than the Norther Crater in Disc 2 so now I am really out of options.

yes. and thank you for correcting me. I've been playing too much 9.

aeris's garden and house is the answer. there marlene asks you if you like aeris, and if you say no she says stupid!

I knew it- way to finish the deal Edcz

[edczxcvbnm]

Now for the worlds WORSTEST riddle ever

I am a mythical weapon created by the planet
What is my name?

[Hollycat]

diamond
ultima
emerald
ruby
the one that gets shot in the head

[edczxcvbnm]

Sorry. Please try again. You are close....SSSSOOOOOOOOO close.

[Hollycat]

holy

[edczxcvbnm]

Colder.

[Melissaur]

Lifestream?

[Hollycat]

saphirre

[Jiro]

Mukki

[edczxcvbnm]

In order of answers

I am in Antarctica I am so cold
So hot I want to punch you
WTF? Mukki? Isn't that a character from xenosaga. You are so wrong you are in another galaxy XD

[Hollycat]

the official weapons are
ultimate
diamond
emerald
ruby
the one that gets shot in the head.

mythological ones would include
sapphire-some say this is the name of the weapon that gets shot in the head
jade
omega
chaos

omega?

[Jiro]

How can you not know the single greatest character in FF7?
(http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Mukki)

[Hollycat]

mukki is funny.

[Jiro]

Mukki is GRAEYGHT

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Something tells me the answer has to do with materia..... Am I right?

[edczxcvbnm]

the official weapons are
ultimate
diamond
emerald
ruby
the one that gets shot in the head.

mythological ones would include
sapphire-some say this is the name of the weapon that gets shot in the head
jade
omega
chaos

omega?

At this point you hapless bunch are not going to guess the right answer. The answer is just Weapon. The characters in the game never call them anything but weapon much like all the different version of Jenova you fight are referred to as just Jenova. It is only in battle that you get a differentiator.

[Hollycat]

You shouldn't put the answer to your riddle in the riddle...
It makes it less fun.

If it's my turn now, open round.

[Jiro]

He did say it was the worst riddle of all time.

My butt's okay
But that girl is not
I'm too tired to puff!

That's as good as you're getting for now :exdee:

[edczxcvbnm]

You shouldn't put the answer to your riddle in the riddle...
It makes it less fun.

If it's my turn now, open round.

As Jiro said, I did say it was the worst riddle of all time. I gave you the answer and you couldn't get it on top of that. Turns out it was so obviously simple that you over looked it and thought "he wouldn't do that. What would the point of it be?" Now you know =D

You are talking about that girl that almost drown whats her face...the one with the dolphin *one wikipedia journey later* Pricilla

[Jiro]

Yeah I was referencing that whole sequence really. The first line is my favourite because you fight the boss called Bottomswell which could be Bottom's Well which is your butt being okay :up: GO AGAIN

[edczxcvbnm]

I am HUGE
Give me another chance

Why oh why do I put zero effort into these XD The last time I gave the answer and this time it is probably crazy difficult due to lack of...direction.

[Hollycat]

cait sith

[Carl the Llama]

I flamingoed up.

Like a cock up, only much much bigger.

[edczxcvbnm]

cait sith

Tweet tweet tweet. You are correct.

[Hollycat]

open round

[Jiro]

A final resting place
The end of the road
Not everyone can
Choose where they go

[Dr. rydrum2112]

A final resting place
The end of the road
Not everyone can
Choose where they go


Are you talking about the meet up place in the northern crater?

[Hollycat]

yeah, that sounds like the room in northern crater where you split everyone up, it's also the place where most people put their save point.

[Jiro]

It has nothing to do with the Northern Crater :jess:

[Bubba]

Hmm. could be quite a few things. Sounds a bit vague.

Cait Sith's death at Temple of the Ancients?

Either that or Aeris' death at the Forgotten City

[Jiro]

It's not either of those, sorry! Vague means you have to guess more :p

[Hollycat]

is it right before the final trip to fight sephiroth when they park the airship and everyone has to decide what to do?

[edczxcvbnm]

I am going to go with the confrontation in the Nibleheim reactor with Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth and Tifa.

[Jiro]

Nope nope nope :jess:

[edczxcvbnm]

A final resting place
The end of the road
Not everyone can
Choose where they go


This time...overly abstract so I choose you Life Stream

[Jiro]

It's not the life stream either!

[Bubba]

Dyne's death at the Coral Prison?

[Jiro]

It is not that either! Hmm, I think I need to give you guys a hint... The last two lines are a paraphrased version of a quotation said by Cloud. A bad hint perhaps, but I can't give it away just yet!

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Ancient's city?

[Jiro]

Incorrect!

[Bubba]

Biggs, Wedge and Jessie dying in Midgar?

EDIT: Failing that... anyone dying anywhere in the whole game???

[Jiro]

It's not related to the death of any character in the game - before, during or after the plot. It is a location. The first line is by far the most useful one.

[Bubba]

The Highwind?

Before entering the Northern Crater?

[Jiro]

Neither of those!

[Dr. rydrum2112]

train graveyard?

[Jiro]

It is indeed the Sector 7 Train Graveyard.

A final resting place
The end of the road

These first two lines obviously reference the fact that it is a graveyard, a place of death.

Not everyone can
Choose where they go

These two lines reference the quotation by Cloud where he talks about the train not being able to go anywhere except where its tracks take it.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Here it is:


U hold this 4 ways to destroy.

[Bubba]

Here it is:


U hold this 4 ways to destroy.

Quadra Magic?

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Here it is:


U hold this 4 ways to destroy.

Quadra Magic?

Nope

[Bubba]

Is the 4 significant?

If not then I'm gonna go for Deathblow or Destruct?

[Dr. rydrum2112]

If not then I'm gonna go for Deathblow or Destruct?

No and no.

[Silent Warrior]

4x-cut?

[Dr. rydrum2112]

4x-cut?

Nope.

[edczxcvbnm]

Kjata? Its power is Tetra Disaster!

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Kjata? Its power is Tetra Disaster!
nope.

hint- the 4 is not significant, in the sense that you could get the answer from it, but if you think you know the answer than the 4 would be meaningful and help confirm it.

[Bubba]

Level 4 limit breaks or even just limit breaks?

Any of them?

Break = destroy

[edczxcvbnm]

I don't know man. How about the lock on the Huge Materia in the space ship. You have to hit 4 buttons to destroy the lock.

[Jiro]

There's also four codes to get into the safe in Shinra Mansion.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

There's also four codes to get into the safe in Shinra Mansion.

You guys are getting colder. Big Hint: It is a materia

[edczxcvbnm]

You guys are getting colder. Big Hint: It is a materia

What are you talking about. I totally mentioned Materia in my last guess.

How about contain materia?

I also, looked through the entire list of Materia and none of them make sense to me.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Comet.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

You guys are getting colder. Big Hint: It is a materia

What are you talking about. I totally mentioned Materia in my last guess.

How about contain materia?

I also, looked through the entire list of Materia and none of them make sense to me.

The getting colder was in reference to the shinra mansion codes.

Contain Materia it is, good job.



U hold (Contain) this 4 ways (4 spells) to destroy (offensive materia).

[Jiro]

Clever, very clever!

[edczxcvbnm]

I was right? Arf bark wargbargle!

I am big, red and am clearly the superior ruler of the sea.
Failure is the only way to achieve my perfect greatness.
What in the damn hell am I?

[Jiro]

You're the goddamn red submarine that you get for losing the first submarine battle.

[edczxcvbnm]

And that awesome Red Submarine got me a 5/5 on the next days quiz* in school! Just ask Sephex.

*your results may vary

[Jiro]

Wait does that mean I was right? It's hard to tell.

This is not naughts and crosses
You have to be many times braver
Use me if you want to slow things down a little

[leader of mortals]

Cross-Slash, because you have to use Braver a bunch of times, and it paralyzes the enemy?

[Jiro]

Yes. Damn you're good.

[Sephex]

Wait does that mean I was right? It's hard to tell.

This is not naughts and crosses
You have to be many times braver
Use me if you want to slow things down a little


Just for the record you were right. Also, edczxcvbnm did actually credit the red submarine for acing a quick way back when we were in high school.

[Shaibana]

these riddles make me feel more stupid every day :(
i never can figure them out

[Jiro]

Just for the record you were right. Also, edczxcvbnm did actually credit the red submarine for acing a quick way back when we were in high school.

Well fuck yeah red submarine then

[Sephex]

Just for the record you were right. Also, edczxcvbnm did actually credit the red submarine for acing a quick way back when we were in high school.

Well fuck yeah red submarine then

P-Please don't encourage him!

[leader of mortals]

Here's my riddle...

In a place filled with life,
Death wraps itself around your finger.
And now that you have lost the ultimate strife,
It may be best not to linger.

[Bubba]

The lifestream? Cloud finding himself?

[leader of mortals]

Nope

[Sephex]

This is probably WAY off, but the Sunken Gelnika?

[leader of mortals]

Nope, but you were right, it is pretty far off :D

[Bubba]

The collapse of the plate in Midgar?

[leader of mortals]

Nope

[Sephex]

Aeris' garden in the sector 5 church slum.

[edczxcvbnm]

Clearly the answer is the northern crater when you lose cloud to the madness and weapon wakes up. You had to get out ASAP bitches!

[Hollycat]

I wanna say midgar.

[leader of mortals]

No to all.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Mideel - where cloud fights in his subconscious.

[Hollycat]

city of the ancients?

[edczxcvbnm]

The Shinra Mansion where Hojo was doing all of those experiments breeding life. That is where Cloud lost himself and they best not linger in his creation laboratory.

[Sephex]

CLEARLY THE ANSWER IS THE CHOCOBO FARM.

[Jiro]

Clearly the answer is the @#$& Room in Honey Bee Inn.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Jiro, that guess disturbs me to no end, and tells me a lot about you that I really didn't want to know...

[Sephex]

Jiro, I laughed at that answer to no end, and now I wish I had thought of it.

[Jiro]

It makes a creepy amount of sense if you think about it!

[leader of mortals]

No to all. I'll give a hint, now.

Hint: The third and fourth lines both have more than 1 meaning, which either directly or indirectly tie to the answer. Line 1 is indirect, and line 2 is direct.

Repost:
In a place filled with life,
Death wraps itself around your finger.
And now that you have lost the ultimate strife,
It may be best not to linger.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

No to all. I'll give a hint, now.

Hint: The third and fourth lines both have more than 1 meaning, which either directly or indirectly tie to the answer. Line 1 is indirect, and line 2 is direct.

Repost:
In a place filled with life,
Death wraps itself around your finger.
And now that you have lost the ultimate strife,
It may be best not to linger.

that optional forest by cosmo canyon?

[Bubba]

Right, let's have a proper think...

In a place filled with life
That could literally refer to any place in the game inhabited by people or monsters. That's probably why it's an indirect line. Or maybe it relates to the Lifestream.

Death wraps itself around your finger,

Something that is wrapped around your finger indicates that you have control over it. If it's a direct line then the place in question would have death as it's main theme. Maybe somewhere like the Cave of the Gi where the creatures can cast 'Death'. But once you've defeated Gi Nattak, there's no reason not to linger. Hmmm... doesn't seem right, somehow. Death is a theme in the Crater also.

And now that you have lost the ultimate strife,

You would assume that the double meaning would refer to 'ultimate' and 'strife'. Ultimate could refer to Weapon or even Cloud's ultimate weapon. Strife seems to refer directly to Cloud. But what is lost? The only things that spring to mind are losing Cloud at the Crater or Mideel... or maybe Cloud's 'ultimate strife' is losing Aeris at the City of the Ancients?

It may be best not to linger,

Obviously there is some sort of impending doom... The main times it would be unwise to linger are the destroying of mideel and the awakening of the Weapons.

This might have already been suggested but the only thing that really fits for me is when the Weapons awaken and the team don't linger... they leg it in the Highwind. However, Cloud is 'lost' to the team when he falls into the 'life' stream. That's my guess.

I can't quite link the 'Death wrapped around your finger' theme though so it's probably not right.

[leader of mortals]

No to all.

Hint2: The second line is probably the most important in finding the answer.

[Sephex]

Mideel is the location of this riddle. Before the destruction due to the Ultimate Weapon. This riddle is talking about the cursed ring you can obtain in the town or by stealing from the Ultimate Weapon, who runs away from battle, hence not lingering. Also, Cloud is not in your party when all this goes down. Losing the Ultimate Strife. I think I got it.

[leader of mortals]

Sephex got it!

In a place filled with life,
Mideel. That's pretty much it XD

Death wraps itself around your finger.
A ring goes around your finger, and the cursed ring gives death sentence

And now that you have lost the ultimate strife,
This alludes to quite a few things. You lose Cloud Strife, you kinda lose the battle with the ultimate WEAPON, and the cursed ring kills you.

It may be best not to linger.
The WEAPON escaped, Mideel was destroyed, and you have death sentence.

Sephex is up :D

[edczxcvbnm]

Mideel is the location of this riddle. Before the destruction due to the Ultimate Weapon. This riddle is talking about the cursed ring you can obtain in the town or by stealing from the Ultimate Weapon, who runs away from battle, hence not lingering. Also, Cloud is not in your party when all this goes down. Losing the Ultimate Strife. I think I got it.

I thought that as well because of the cursed ring but it doesn't make sense. You don't lose Cloud in Mideel, that is where you find Cloud and at that you find the real Cloud in the Life Stream so at that point you still have yet to obtain the ultimate strife(assuming this is the correct interpretation of this clue).

Therefore I submit that the true answer is the Rocket Blasting into Meteor.

You leave the planet (a place full of life).
Death is slowly wrapping itself around your finger as a sign of your commitment to die (suicide rocket! YYYYEEEAAAAAA!)
It was a pretty bitching conflict and it didn't work (losing the ultimate strife)
You need to get the hell off this rocket ASAP as you don't want to die. QUICK! FIND A WAY OUT!

I still say my answer of the Northern Crater before weapon awakens makes perfect sense.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Your welcome for the assist Sephex!

[Sephex]

Okay, my riddle...hmmmmm...

Mako on one side.
Earth on the other.
This is close to the place.
Where he met his mother.

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Nibelhiem, would be the place and Sephiroth would have met his "mother" Jenova. Mako on one side, that could be because his blood is likely Mako. Earth on the other, likely his human heritage. How far off am I?

[Sephex]

Kind of close. I'll just say you are thinking in the right direction...kinda.

[leader of mortals]

Is the the Northern Crater?

[Sephex]

Nope. Shinwa Tsuki guess on location is much, much closer.

[edczxcvbnm]

I can't ever recall Sephiroth ever meeting Lucrecia...so everything about him is out the window.

MOVING ALONG! I shall venture a guess that it is the cave where you get HP <> MP as it is close...ish to the place where he THINKS he meets his mother (what a screwed up man) and it is surrounded by earth while it takes an incredible ammount of MAKO to make those special materias.

[Sephex]

Nope. When I said Shinwa Tsuki was close I meant that he was right about it being in the Nibelheim region.

[edczxcvbnm]

The mako fountain found in the Nibliheim mountain?

OR MAYBE IT IS JUST THE MOUTAIN!

[Sephex]

The location in within the Nibliheim mountains. You're going to punch me when you get it.

[Jiro]

Just going to say it's where they found the uh mako fountain thing.

[Sephex]

It's where a FMV took place.

[Bubba]

The reactor in the Nibelhelm Mountains?

Either that or the bridge they cross to get to the reactor.

[Jiro]

Inside the Jenova room seems too close to be "near where he met his mother"

[Sephex]

The reactor in the Nibelhelm Mountains?

Either that or the bridge they cross to get to the reactor.

IT'S THE BRIDGE!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

Bubbaforever's turn.

[Jiro]

Dude are you okay? You sound... insane.

[Sephex]

Dude are you okay? You sound... insane.

Work related issues is driving me insane. Also, I just thought my riddle's answer was really funny!

[Jiro]

I don't know if it's actually funny or your enthusiasm is really funny but I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face. That was a sweet riddle though man!

[Bubba]

Yeah, I liked that riddle as well. Good job, Sephex! You do sound a tad insane though!

I'm just watching the mighty Manchester United then I'll post my riddle.

EDIT: Right, here we go...

A punch can be the ultimate tool, but
You'll still get bossed and look like a fool
A soft, gentle breath or detonated bomb
Take it to the max and all foes are gone

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Bubba... Is the answer related to Tifa?

[Bubba]

Nope

[FFIX Choco Boy]

L4 Limit Breaks in general?

[Bubba]

Nope

[Jiro]

I think it refers to specific L4 Limits. I think Yuffie's and Barret's, but I can't be sure.

[Bubba]

Closer

[leader of mortals]

Lines 1 and 2 seem to point to hammerblow, so is it Barret's limits?

[Bubba]

Hammerblow is indeed the correct answer. Good job, LoM!

A punch can be the ultimate tool, but
This limit is in essence a punch and a hammer is the ultimate 'tool'
You'll still get bossed and look like a fool
As the limit doesn't cause any actual damage it is pointless using it on a boss
A soft, gentle breath or detonated bomb
Both of these clues refer to the last syllable of the answer 'blow'. I was going to use a fellatio reference but I thought I'd keep this thread clean....
Take it to the max and all foes are gone
Max/Limit - This particular limit removes enemies entirely from the battle

Leader of Mortals... the floor is yours

[Jiro]

Excellent riddle Bubba!

[edczxcvbnm]

Crap, I was on the wrong page when I replied. Nice jerb!

[leader of mortals]

Ah, I actually thought that bomb was satellite bomb, and max alluded to Ungarmax. Good riddle :D

I was so loyal, but you shed no tear
As you took off and flew away.
I protected you from your enemy, here,
But I am forever forgotten today.

[Sephex]

That would be Rufus' pet, Dark Nation.

[leader of mortals]

Damn, you're good XD

I was expecting someone to say Seto, actually, but it was Dark Nation!

Sephex is up.

[Sephex]

A Mako heart,
now isn't that smart?
You can "find" me
in the room which appears to contain a yellow C.

[Hollycat]

is it that one room in honey bee inn?

[Sephex]

Nope.

[Shinwa Tsuki]

This strickes me as a similar to one of BG's other riddles..... Uh, would the answer relate to a room in Midgar?

[Sephex]

Absolutely.

[Hollycat]

is it the thing you have to time when you press the button correctly

[Sephex]

Not that.

[leader of mortals]

The room in Midgar where you get the Master Fist later in the game, with the shop in it. The desk makes a C.

Edit: Wait, isn't there a TV in that room that talks about a vehicle with a Mako engine? Is that it?

[Sephex]

Edit: Wait, isn't there a TV in that room that talks about a vehicle with a Mako engine? Is that it?

Bingo! Your turn again!

[leader of mortals]

The universe cries tears of destruction
from the death of a loved one.
Find the tears near the place of rest.

It's too easy, I can't think of anything better XD

[Shaibana]

that lake-thingy where cloud leaves Aeris's body

[leader of mortals]

Nope

[Shinwa Tsuki]

I'm going to guess the Lifestream in general.

[leader of mortals]

Nope.

[BG-57]

The Crying Seto statue?

[Bubba]

Hmmm... BG-57 may have it there.

[leader of mortals]

Nope

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Can we get a hint? Or is that too soon?

[leader of mortals]

Hint: The answer is the tears of destruction.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Materia.

[Bubba]

White materia?

[Sephex]

Black Materia.

[Bubba]

Orange materia?

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Okay, Bubba.... I feel like you are just randomly guessing now. There is no orange colored materia in the game itself. Correct me if I am wrong though.

[Bubba]

Okay, Bubba.... I feel like you are just randomly guessing now. There is no orange colored materia in the game itself. Correct me if I am wrong though.

It was a joke, Shinwa. Continuing the random materia guessing...

I can confirm there is definitely no Orange Materia.

My official guess is still White Materia.

[leader of mortals]

None are correct so far, but you guys are getting closer.

[Sephex]

Holy or Meteor?

[edczxcvbnm]

Comet

[Shaibana]

i thought you said it was an easy one?
u gave me false hope >: (

[leader of mortals]

Comet

Ding ding ding!

The universe cries tears of destruction
This is comet.

from the death of a loved one.
You find it right before Aeris dies

Find the tears near the place of rest.
The materia is found very near Aeris's spot of death/place of rest

edczxcvbnm, your turn!

[Shaibana]

.. atleast i was close

[edczxcvbnm]

I thought it might be comet but then I thought "Nah...that is too abstract. Tears of Destruction couldn't mean comet 2...could it?" then everyone started guess materia so I threw my hat in the ring. I did not decipher anything else at all.

Time for one of my super awesome riddles of awesomesaucyness! For this one I take some inspiration from a totally uninspired rock group...RATT! HELLS YEAH!

Round and round
What comes around goes around
Give it time

Hint: knowing the song will help you out for nothing...even more so considering I changed the final line =D

[Shaibana]

those boulders at that cave, dunno the name.
but they have an opening where you have to wait and let it role over you

[leader of mortals]

The clock in the temple of the ancients?

[Sephex]

The clock in the temple of the ancients?

That's what I was thinking of.

[Jiro]

The last line referencing time makes me think exactly the same.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

I think so, too, but just so we can have another guess: The short track for Chocobo Races?

[Mercen-X]

What comes around goes around
Give it time

The seconds hand on the clock in TotA?

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Something makes me think that the answer relates to materia...... Just tossing it out there.

[edczxcvbnm]

The clock in the temple of the ancients?

You are indeed correct. How could you possibly have deciphered the intricacies of what I bring to the table? You are a GOD amongst us mere mortals. Everyone else who guess you were right is just leeching off your inspired greatness. Back you dogs!

[Sephex]

ed...I...I am not worthy!

[leader of mortals]

Who is this demanding god
Who rewards our unrealistic sacrifice?
Shall I conform to him,
Or shall I be forever weaker?

Not sure how difficult this one will be.

[Bubba]

Godo? Yuffie's Dad?

[leader of mortals]

Nope.

[edczxcvbnm]

Vincent's L4 Limit Chaos

[Shinwa Tsuki]

I'm going to guess Levaithan as the god.

[leader of mortals]

None are correct so far, and I see the need for a hint.

Hint: Line 1 really doesn't have any meaning in the answer, it's only there to link to line 2.

[edczxcvbnm]

Is it Jenova/Sephiroth/that whole reunion concept? They were all kind of sacraficing themselves to get to reunion and Sephiroth/Jenova was mercilessly killing them towards the end.

[leader of mortals]

Nope

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Who is this demanding god
Who rewards our unrealistic sacrifice?
Could this sacrifice be related a status effect? I'm thinking, sacrificing health for something else.

Shall I conform to him,
Who is him? I'm going to guess that it is the wielder, and the one speaking is an item.

Or shall I be forever weaker?
Sounds like the answer is something to do with physical strength or emotional strength.

I'm going to guess Cursed Ring (or whatever it is called).

[leader of mortals]

Nope

[edczxcvbnm]

Clearly the answer is Hades Materia!

[leader of mortals]

Swing and a miss XD

[Tigmafuzz]

Demanding god who rewards sacrifice. GAH IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE :(

[leader of mortals]

After a couple more guesses, I'll give another hint

[Bubba]

Who is this demanding god
Who rewards our unrealistic sacrifice?
Shall I conform to him,
Or shall I be forever weaker?

The second line makes me think of obtaining the Black Materia from the Temple of the Ancients. Where you are required to give up your life in order to receive it.

The last line kind of reminds me of Cait Sith where he's questioning his worth to the team as he was spy for Shinra all along.

I'm going to guess Cait Sith's death and the obtaining of the Black Materia at the Temple of the Ancients?

[leader of mortals]

Nope

I'll give the hint now

Hint2: The answer is not the god. Also, an important word is "rewards", however the answer is also not the reward.

[Karifean]

Jenova Cells?

[Jiro]

Is it summons in general? They're typically gods and the materia has a crapload of negative impacts on your stats iirc.

[leader of mortals]

Nope to both

[edczxcvbnm]

air etam

[edczxcvbnm]

So...what is the answer because no one is guessing anymore.

[Jiro]

I'll settle for some more hints.

[leader of mortals]

It's not the air etam, and I'll give another hint.

Hint3: The answer is the method of sacrifice.

[Jiro]

Is it equipping the 'special' weapons with no materia growth but high str? Like nailbat etc

[leader of mortals]

Nope. You're thinking of sacrifice in a wrong way, with that answer.

[Shinwa Tsuki]

I'm going to toss this out there, could the answer be W-Item?

[Tigmafuzz]

...Master materia?

[Sephex]

CLEARLY THE ANSWER IS THE CHOCOBO FARM.

[leader of mortals]

No to all

[Tigmafuzz]

Is it Cheetos? It's Cheetos isn't it? There can be no question! IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN GUESSED.

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Uh, Tigmafuzz.... I hope you're kidding. I'm going to guess that the answer has something to do with materia in general. After all, the more materia you use the more negative effects you have on the character in question.

[edczxcvbnm]

Bugenhagen! That due is a monster that you don't fuck with. Left unchecked he could swallow a monster.

How about a hint that has nothing to do with the lines of your riddle?

[Bubba]

Is it something to do with Final Fantasy VII?

[Jinx]

OBVIOUSLY IT'S AERIS' DEATH AND THE WHITE MATERIA

[Sephex]

Is it something to do with Final Fantasy VII?

I like your train of thought...

My guess in the Fire Crystal from FFIV.

[Bubba]

Is it something to do with Final Fantasy VII?

I like your train of thought...

My guess in the Fire Crystal from FFIV.

I think it might be Meg Ryan's orgasm scene from 'When Harry Met Sally'

[Jiro]

Who is this demanding god
Who rewards our unrealistic sacrifice?
Shall I conform to him,
Or shall I be forever weaker?

Is it something to do with the guy in Kalm who gives you stuff?

[Bubba]

Serious answer now.

Is it Zack?

[leader of mortals]

No to all.

Hint, as edczxcvbnm requested...

Hint4: The answer is something done in battle.

[Melissaur]

Mimic?