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DMKA
05-06-2011, 02:56 AM
What's the strangest/nastiest thing you've ever licked?

Bunny
05-06-2011, 03:06 AM
The genitalia of an indigenous tribesman.

Shiny
05-06-2011, 03:07 AM
My dog's nose. I just wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine and ended up getting a nasty taste in my mouth. D;

NorthernChaosGod
05-06-2011, 03:39 AM
Your mum.

Now that that's be done, probably one of my friend's (male) cheeks.

Peegee
05-06-2011, 03:41 AM
probably a lamp post during winter

Shlup
05-06-2011, 05:55 AM
When I was a freshman in high school, one of my, uh, friends used to draw on the desk with his tongue. It was entertaining. We were very mature.

I can't think of anything for myself. I ate a flower the other day.

NorthernChaosGod
05-06-2011, 06:06 AM
You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-06-2011, 07:01 AM
A butt, not that strange or nasty though...

Jessweeee♪
05-06-2011, 07:46 AM
My boyfriend's toe. He wouldn't stop licking my face! It wasn't especially gross for a toe, it was just, y'know, a toe. It walks all over the place.

NorthernChaosGod
05-06-2011, 07:47 AM
Why would you lick his toe if he was licking your face?

Jessweeee♪
05-06-2011, 07:59 AM
Because if I got close enough to lick anything else he'd tickle me and then I'd end up accidentally kneeing him in the crotch or something, because well, what am I supposed to do when I'm being tickled, not be tickled?

Pheesh
05-06-2011, 09:42 AM
I made out with a watch once... not my finest hour.

Jiro
05-06-2011, 10:11 AM
Beats me. A window I guess. I don't run around licking things.

Unbreakable Will
05-06-2011, 03:01 PM
One day I was annoying a friend and decided it would be funny to lick his elbow, it tasted terrible :onoes:. He jumped out of his seat and tripped over this chick's books. He called me a homo but it was worth it. :colbert:

qwertysaur
05-06-2011, 03:29 PM
You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?
Several flowers are quite tasty, and they make very nice garnishes.

Also Broccoli and Cauliflower are flowers. :p

Peegee
05-06-2011, 04:13 PM
This is the saddest thing I've ever read. Eating flowers? Licking toes?

I feel comparatively well off now :)

NorthernChaosGod
05-06-2011, 04:18 PM
You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?
Several flowers are quite tasty, and they make very nice garnishes.

Also Broccoli and Cauliflower are flowers. :p

Which makes me wonder further why she doesn't have real food.

Madame Adequate
05-06-2011, 04:30 PM
Rye.

Shorty
05-06-2011, 04:43 PM
Pontus licked my foot.

Madame Adequate
05-06-2011, 04:46 PM
:barf:

Rantz
05-06-2011, 04:54 PM
I licked much more than that, let me assure you.

Like ice cream.

Madame Adequate
05-06-2011, 04:55 PM
But all that hair :x

Shorty
05-06-2011, 05:00 PM
:barf:

Oh, so you have every fetish ever on the planet except one for licking hippy feet.

Pheesh
05-06-2011, 05:10 PM
I'm seeing an adorable Happy Feet spin off movie in the not too distant future.

Shlup
05-06-2011, 07:06 PM
You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?

Flowers can be food.

I guess I'm technically about to have a flower for lunch too, though this one's actually sold on the produce section.

NorthernChaosGod
05-07-2011, 02:29 AM
Well if it was food I would assume you'd just say what it is instead of "flower".

DMKA
05-07-2011, 03:08 AM
A butt, not that strange or nasty though...

ELABORATE

Jiro
05-07-2011, 03:27 AM
That might be a bit TMI for my liking.

qwertysaur
05-07-2011, 04:04 AM
Well if it was food I would assume you'd just say what it is instead of "flower".
It's more fun to be mysterious.

Hollycat
05-07-2011, 04:28 AM
http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu176/Deppdicated/Pirates%20of%20the%20Caribbean/a20.jpg

Psychotic
05-07-2011, 07:49 AM
A tapir. (don't ask)

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-07-2011, 07:50 AM
A butt, not that strange or nasty though...

ELABORATE

Not much to explain really...

Shoeberto
05-07-2011, 06:00 PM
One time I was really drunk, and I found a bar of soap that smelled really good, so I thought it had to taste really good, and it turned out that it didn't.

Bunny
05-07-2011, 10:14 PM
One time I was really drunk, and I found a bar of soap that smelled really good, so I thought it had to taste really good, and it turned out that it didn't.

This story had everything: good characters, suspense, and a dramatic closing.

Shauna
05-07-2011, 10:46 PM
I tend not to lick things. Unless its a lollipop or something.

DMKA
05-08-2011, 02:25 AM
One time I was really drunk, and I found a bar of soap that smelled really good, so I thought it had to taste really good, and it turned out that it didn't.

This story had everything: good characters, suspense, and a dramatic closing.

Agreed. I was on the edge of my seat from beginning to end.

Best ten seconds of my week.

Iceglow
05-08-2011, 07:44 AM
Weirdest thing I've licked?

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Ok yeah this isn't an easy question I mean sure I've licked PLENTY of weird things, I mean it's just hard to pick which one is weirdest and also which ones I could actually confess to on here without a 1 year holiday enforced by the good natured staff here.

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I can't actually say the weirdest, my own sense of decorum and self preservation doesn't allow it. I'll have to settle for the back of a random (I say random, she wasn't all that random, just I hadn't gone to the gig with her just met her there and she was the one who put me up to it) person's head when at a gig joking around whilst drunk on a dare. Hair doesn't taste too great, especially when you've been standing in a boiling hot venue for 3 hours. She slapped me for actually doing it then kissed me for the same reasons...I was confused and had a hairball!

Jiro
05-08-2011, 11:57 AM
The thread clearly states weirdest :colbert:

Laddy
05-09-2011, 11:33 PM
*writes rap song with candy double entendre*

Hollycat
05-10-2011, 01:18 AM
I tend not to lick things. Unless its a lollipop or something.
Ive got a lolipop right here :pokerface:







plain or rubber?

Jiro
05-10-2011, 07:50 AM
*writes rap song with candy double entendre*
Welcome to the candy shop I'll let you lick my lollipop? I think someone got there first.

Loony BoB
05-10-2011, 12:53 PM
Bleys' wood.

Shiny
05-12-2011, 12:56 AM
You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?

Flowers can be food.

I guess I'm technically about to have a flower for lunch too, though this one's actually sold on the produce section.

I totally use to eat flowers too. I wanted their beauty inside of me. :shiny:

NorthernChaosGod
05-12-2011, 05:52 PM
Inside of you, eh? :jokey:

~*~Celes~*~
05-13-2011, 05:17 AM
my ex's fun stick

KentaRawr!
05-13-2011, 01:26 PM
Another person's tongue!

Just kidding. I honestly don't lick things. Not even ice cream cones. I just eat those. Same with lollipops.

Remon
05-13-2011, 02:59 PM
Plates.

Hollycat
05-13-2011, 08:00 PM
I once licked my foot to see what the floor tasted like, turns out it tastes a little like the average meal from my school cafeteria, only with salt

black orb
05-18-2011, 07:29 AM
>>> A battery..:luca:

G13
05-18-2011, 10:59 AM
Let me just find that list of things I've licked in my life real quick...

Ah, here it is. Oh my, everything's all smudged. It seems I've licked this as well. :-/

Jiro
05-18-2011, 12:41 PM
>>> A battery..:luca:

Shocking!

NorthernChaosGod
05-18-2011, 03:20 PM
Let me just find that list of things I've licked in my life real quick...

Ah, here it is. Oh my, everything's all smudged. It seems I've licked this as well. :-/

You're a disgusting human being, Eric.

black orb
05-18-2011, 08:36 PM
>>> A battery..:luca:

Shocking!
>>> Yeah 9 volt batteries, shocking indeed..:luca:

Hollycat
05-18-2011, 08:42 PM
I was once not paying attention and my laptop chord fell in mah nachos and I put it in my mouth and my tounge went in the hole for the charger.

ZAAAAAAP

NorthernChaosGod
05-18-2011, 09:52 PM
I was once not paying attention and my laptop chord fell in mah nachos and I put it in my mouth and my tounge went in the hole for the charger.

ZAAAAAAP

How is any of that even possible?

Hollycat
05-18-2011, 10:00 PM
stupidity finds a way

NorthernChaosGod
05-19-2011, 09:57 AM
Stupid is as stupid does.

Jiro
05-19-2011, 10:31 AM
Now now, this isn't an opportunity to insult each other, just ourselves.

NorthernChaosGod
05-19-2011, 07:25 PM
I was just quoting Forrest Gump.

Bunny
05-19-2011, 07:26 PM
Now now, this isn't an opportunity to insult each other, just ourselves.

We can still insult you though, right?

Jiro
05-20-2011, 03:31 AM
Keep it PG rated and that's fine.