Advice Row!

[blackmage_nuke]

Post bits of advice and I or anyone else who wishes to shall post problems that can be solved with the advice given.

[Timekeeper]

Is this a game? Is this like Jeopardy!? Yay!


I think that's a pretty bad move there, don't punch above your weight dude.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

First the cereal, THEN the milk.

[Hollycat]

Post bits of advice and I or anyone else who wishes to shall post problems that can be solved with the advice given.

you copycat

[qwertysaur]

Everyone's Shikai and Bankai are unique. Communicate with your Zanpakto to master it. :choc:

[*Devore*]

Never, EVER look a hungry kitten in the eyes. Or it will be the last thing you ever do.

[Loony BoB]

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blind sides you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

Have fun! Just answer the spoiler tag if you like, the rest is just because I adore that song so much.

[Madame Adequate]

Never fight a land war in Asia. Unless you are Mongolian in which case, knock yourself out.

[Rantz]

Never fight a land war in Asia. Unless you are Mongolian in which case, knock yourself out.

Question:
My friends always beat me in RISK. How do I put them in their place? :(

[Pheesh]

I think that's a pretty bad move there, don't punch above your weight dude.

Q: I was thinking of asking Jiro to Prom. You know him well, what do you think?

[Peegee]

Bob's post albeit copied wins the thread.

My best advice is to not take things more seriously than necessary. Often problems can be solved by having perspective.

[Madame Adequate]

Never fight a land war in Asia. Unless you are Mongolian in which case, knock yourself out.

Question:
My friends always beat me in RISK. How do I put them in their place? :(

Conquer Australia. They are the key to victory in RISK.

New advice: Never, ever upset Fluttershy.

[Jiro]

This thread is a goldmine Eric.

[Hollycat]

peeing on a girl is not a good way to start your honeymoon

[Jiro]

The other left one.

[Rantz]

Yeah, that's not what spooning means. Maybe you should talk this over with your girlfriend and apologize about her eye.

[blackmage_nuke]

Hey guys my best friend lost his eyesight and im trying to cheer him up, what should I say to him?


My best advice is to not take things more seriously than necessary. Often problems can be solved by having perspective.

My girlfrild was just stung by a jellyfish! What should i do!?


peeing on a girl is not a good way to start your honeymoon

I tried spooning my pee into the jellysting in her face but i was too jittery? What do i do?


Yeah, that's not what spooning means. Maybe you should talk this over with your girlfriend and apologize about her eye.

I think I got her in the right eye, and now she's mad, where should I put the rest of the pee?


The other left one.

Whats the best entree and main course for a wedding reception?


First the cereal, THEN the milk.

Im trying to fit in with the dork club at school what should i say to them? :p


Everyone's Shikai and Bankai are unique. Communicate with your Zanpakto to master it. :choc:


Im stuck in the digestive system of a tiger, this keeps happening to me, how do I stop it?


Never, EVER look a hungry kitten in the eyes. Or it will be the last thing you ever do.

I dont know why I thought I would have the time or wit for this...

I'll do bob's later

[qwertysaur]

When all else fails, MASTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

[Jiro]

Go west three miles and then north two. At the junction, do a barrel roll for fun, and then go north east. Don't forget to stop for donuts.