Possibly The most AMAZING Headline EVER

[The Captain]

Man 'high on bath salts' arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-high-on-bath-salts-arrested-in-bra-panties-accused-of-stabbing-goat/story-e6frfku0-1226049655286)

Discuss.


Take care all.

[Pheesh]

How do you get high on bath salts?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

WHAT?

[The Captain]

More details:

Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say  - News - The Charleston Gazette - West Virginia News and Sports - (http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201105020871?page=1)

Heck of a mugshot too.

Take care all.

[Peegee]

This is much more entertaining than my thread about the alligator

why did this make the news is what i want to know

[escobert]

I've hear of people recently getting high on bath salts

[Shlup]

Based on those sores on his face, I'm gonna guess that "bath salts" is a hip new street term for meth.

[escobert]

No, it's exactly what it implies. Bath salts that you snort I believe.


"The powders often contain mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone, also known as MDPV, and can cause hallucinations, paranoia, rapid heart rates and suicidal thoughts, authorities say. The chemicals are in products sold legally at convenience stores and on the Internet as bath salts and even plant foods. However, they aren't necessarily being used for the purposes on the label."

[Old Manus]

Dressing in bra and panties and stabbing goats isn't normal. But on bath salts it is.

[Unbreakable Will]

Oh sweet deity that just made my day, and it's actually been a pretty hilarious one xD

[qwertysaur]

The poor goat. :(

It's last moments were with a guy high on Bath Salts, while wearing a bra.

[Laddy]

Hot damn!

[Rocket Edge]

That is beyond hilarious! Definitely the best headline I've ever seen!

[Jiro]

You don't see that everyday. The headline works, it certainly grabs your attention.

[Big D]

I've been hearing about those "bath salts" recently. They're getting pretty popular, but with the kind of people for whom bathing generally isn't a priority. Kind of like when people discovered the recreational uses for CD cleaners that contained BZP.

[Loony BoB]

His grandma probably got the bath salts for him in the vain hope that he'd finally take a bath. Poor old lady had no idea she was dealing. :(

[Iceglow]

Did anyone else see the following when they clicked on that link?

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/julianmugshot.jpg

Honestly, thats what I got immediately if only the story took place in Cali!

[Jiro]

Oh what's that in your task bar is that photoshop I see? :greenie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Stop flirting, Steve. I don't want to make out with you.

[Iceglow]

Oh what's that in your task bar is that photoshop I see? :greenie:

Yes, I was working on some graphics for my work actually so :P to you! Also the idea that it was photoshopped was never hidden if you look it's uploaded on to photobucket. However the dude did look a lot like Julian! Be it Julian with smaller ears sure but still Julian.


Stop flirting, Steve. I don't want to make out with you.

No one wants to make out with you Julian, I don't know where you get these ideas from. If I was going to flirt with you Julian I'd wouldn't say you look like the dude who smurfed a goat to death in womens underwear whilst high on bath salts. Thats not flirting, thats just me learning you, if I wanted to attract you, I'd be wearing a goat suit right now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Cut it out, Steve, you're going to make me blush.