View Full Version : Oh Noes! Portal 2 is an offensive insensitive anti-adoption game!
OH LORD JUST LOOK HOW EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT THIS MAN IS AT PORTAL 2 AND HOW IT TAUNTS HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER SO MUCH THAT THE LOCAL NEWS HAD TO DO A STORY! (http://kotaku.com/5802908/portal-2-finds-a-way-to-offend)
Bunny
05-18-2011, 05:05 AM
This is frustratingly stupid.
Wonder when my five minutes will come.
Del Murder
05-18-2011, 05:17 AM
I bet he is also upset about the lack of cake.
It seems to me he's just whining for the sake of whining. I can understand that an adoption joke might offend some people, but that's when you turn the game off, not call up the news station.
Shlup
05-18-2011, 06:10 AM
Well, the point of the adoption jokes were to be offensive. So good job, fictional villain.
Oh lord. I don't even want to know lalalala
Shattered Dreamer
05-18-2011, 01:42 PM
This is where I'd normally say something about video games being used as a scapegoat but this time for something this stupid don't reckon I'll bother!
Marshall Banana
05-18-2011, 04:59 PM
"VIDEO GAME MAKES FUN OF ADOPTION."
Anyway, the clip in that news story reveals major spoilers about the game.
Madame Adequate
05-19-2011, 01:34 AM
The spoiler is that there are no portals, only HATS.
Rostum
05-19-2011, 10:07 PM
Oh noes. (http://oohnoes.ytmnd.com/)
Shlup
05-20-2011, 01:32 AM
I just saw a follow-up to this. I seriously don't understand why this made the news. The guy's not even flipping out; he's just kinda upset.
The news caster went into how much crap she's getting from gamers, and read a couple of emails like "Why are you even covering this? What are you hoping to accomplish here?" I was amused.
I would very much enjoy a link to that.
Shlup
05-20-2011, 04:41 AM
YouTube - ‪Portal 2 Adoption News "Controversy" Pt. 2‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfDUJGj4OfI)
"It's a fantastic game, it's a great game, it's just that one little blurb in there..."
If you like the game why did you whine about it to your local news station? :Oo:
Bunny
05-20-2011, 06:05 AM
That's some horrendously bad journalism.
Big D
05-20-2011, 07:11 AM
I'm waiting for the day Portal 2's blamed for promoting eating disorders - since the antagonists both try to taunt the lithe, athletic Chell about being fat.
Also, the alien-infested landscape of Half-Life 2 is strewn with wrecked cars. As a car owner, I find that offensive and traumatising somehow. I think I'm going to need some money, and probably a few minutes of media attention, in order to get over the anguish.
Valve - Ruining your life since [I'm too traumatised to remember]
Laddy
05-23-2011, 05:33 PM
Oh God, this is stupid. This guys is mildly irritated by the joke in regards to his daughter and that's it. He still praises the game. It's an E-rated game. I bet there's loads of PG-rated films with similiar jokes. This is just childish of the news station.
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