Your Five

[Shlup]

You know that thing people do, where they have a list of five people that they would totally bang if given the chance, and these doings are exempt from consequences in your relationship. Who is on your list?

My list, in no particular order:
John Krasinski
34396

Edward Norton
34398

Natalie Portman
34393

Robert Pattinson
34394

Bill Nye
34391

Runners up:
Eric Dane
34392

Will Smith
34395

Patrick Stewart
34397

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm single, so I don't really have a list. I would totally fuck the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of Hayley Williams though. Definitely first on the list if there was a list.

brb, making a list.

[Shiny]

Bill Nye? Seriously Shlup? WHAT THE HELL. He should be replaced with Will Smith. Him and his wife are swingers anyway.

[Shlup]

Will Smith manages to balance "cute" and "hot" in an amazing way, but I would destroy Bill Nye.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Hayley Williams
Emma Stone
Zooey Deschenal
Natalie Portman
Emma Watson

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have decided on a list.

Hayley Williams
Christina Hendricks
Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry :p
Scarlett Johansson
Kat Dennings

[LunarWeaver]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/josephvest.png

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/ArcherSunglasses.gif

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/jaredandjensen.png

Only if he slaps me during:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/tyrion-lannister-game-of-thrones-20337398-1280-720_144x144.jpg

[Shlup]

Both of you have good taste; many of those females make me question my sexual orientation.

ETA: And then there was Kyle. xD

[Crop]

I can't believe Patrick Stewart was only a runner up for you. He'd be on my list.

[Miriel]

Matt Bomer (if he weren't gay :() http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2l8kiva.jpg
Alexander Skarsgard http://i55.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/kai89l.jpg
Clive Owen http://i51.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/11sktpg.jpg
Ewan McGregor http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ewan-mcgregor.jpg
Daniel Henney http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2i92u5j.png

Alternates: Sexy Don Draper Jon Hamm, not goofy 30 Rock Jon Hamm and Matt Damon. Matt Damon mostly to cuddle with though.

[Shlup]

I can't believe Patrick Stewart was only a runner up for you. He'd be on my list.

I know. It's a tough call.



Ewan McGregor

That's it, I officially declare five to be too small of a number. Tonight I will have to sit BJ down and explain to him that I need to be able to have a list of twenty people other than him I am allowed to have sex with. Maybe thirty.

Oo, one for each year you're alive, so you get to add a new one every year.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Both of you have good taste; many of those females make me question my sexual orientation.

So which ones tickle your fancy?

[fire_of_avalon]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/josephvest.png

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/ArcherSunglasses.gif

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/jaredandjensen.png

Only if he slaps me during:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/tyrion-lannister-game-of-thrones-20337398-1280-720_144x144.jpg
lmao archer. Also I love that you have JGL and the brothers Winchester.

[Bunny]

Kristen Bell
Olivia Wilde
Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell


I don't know, I have never thought about this.

[Shlup]

Both of you have good taste; many of those females make me question my sexual orientation.

So which ones tickle your fancy?

Natalie Portman (obviously), Zooey Deschenal, Emma Watson, Emma Stone, and Christina Hendricks are all amazingly hot.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah they are. And now that Bunny posted, I have to agree with you Shlup. Five is much too small a number for this. :|

[Depression Moon]

Esther Baxterhttp://184.168.127.216/photos/Esther-Baxter-wearing-white-laced-booty-shorts.jpg
Miliah Michelle http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=maliah+michel&aq=f
90s Angelina Jolie
Kim Kardashianhttp://hottiesincleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Kim-Kardashian-Bullrun-Ass-Photo-5.jpg
Trina
Sofia Vergara

[Wolf Kanno]

Gwen Stefani
Winona Ryder
Sean Connery
Maria Carey (pre-breakdown era)
Koshijima Toshiko
David Bowie

There's probably more...

[Jiro]

I agree with Andy entirely! Threesome, Andy? Wait we've already discussed this...

[Citizen Bleys]

I...can't think of five. Not unless time travel is an option so I could go back and bang Wing Commander III-era Ginger Lynn, Wing Commander IV-era Elizabeth Barondes, and maybe NewsRadio-era Maura Tierney. Even then only if I could go back as I am now, because if I went back to the age I was back then, police would become involved.

Present-day, famous people wise, it's pretty much just Kristen Bell, Alyson Hannigan, and Felicia Day.

EDIT: Oh! Got one! Vera Filatova! Not that any of you have any idea who the hell she is.

[Jiro]

Felicia Day is a definite yes.

[Citizen Bleys]

In general, yes. Over Bell, Hannigan, and Filatova? No. I was kind of stretching for names.

[Bunny]

Kristen Bell
Olivia Wilde
Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell

Hm.

Kristen Bell
Olivia Wilde
Elisha Cuthbert (Pre-2004)
Scarlett Johansson (Pre-2007)

Um... Candace Bailey.

Yeah I stretched that the hell out. I don't know still. I am a terrible manling.

[I Don't Need A Name]

I agree with Andy entirely! Threesome, Andy? Wait we've already discussed this...

You aren't supposed to tell anyone! :shifty: But with any of those women? Anytime!

[Loony BoB]

I presume we're not including people we actually know. :) I'll also skip fictional characters such as Jessica Rabbit. So, celebrities, then.

Shakira - mostly to see what she'd be like in bed (or elsewhere)

http://music.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/shakvid3.jpg
Kate Middleton - mostly to say I've shagged the queen (eventually)

http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/04/15/3/1566/15667464/c3/kate-middleton-minidress.jpg
Una Healy - It's rare that I get caught up in someone's eyes, but I always do with her.

http://www.famemagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Una-Healy1.jpg
Karen Gillan - you have to watch Doctor Who to really understand this

http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy36/wirebutterfly/Karen%20Gillan/810461a3.jpg
Diora Baird - Damn. Damn, damn, damn.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bTpT5PINjEk/SflDrlfksNI/AAAAAAAAAuw/mdNKVBGsxTw/s400/diora-baird-FHM-JUNE-09.jpg

Juuuust missed out: Hayden Panettiere, Jennifer Ellison (would top my list pre-pregnancy), Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Metcalfe, Mariah Carey, Pixie Lott, Sofia Vergara, Emily Atack and Emma Stone.

If I could pick them at whatever time I considered them to be a their prime, it would be:
Mariah Carey
http://www.primecelebrities.com/data/media/35/mariah_carey_3_en.jpg
Jennifer Ellison
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Gq1jO6iuU2U/SRKMFHb1UbI/AAAAAAAAEK4/khgPKLnoous/s400/sexy+JenniferEllison+wallpaper+stockwallpapers.blogspot.com.jpg
Rachel Stevens
http://the-feeding-tube.com/media/1/20080219-rachel-stevens-2.jpg
Diora Baird
http://www.inadecuado.com/uploaded/0000/5135/238112_fullsizeimage_diora_baird_fhm_8.jpgx.jpeg
Heidi Klum
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfyxwsTxNu1qb1jsao1_500.jpg

[Pheesh]

Carina Round (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgEixXwDXAQ)

She deserves her own category on top of an untouchable mountain of amazingness, so everyone else is a runner up.

That said;

Emma Watson
Lizzy Caplan
Mary Elizabeth Winstead (if she actually had hair like it is in Scott Pilgrim)
Ellen Page

[Hollycat]

emma watson
emma watson
emma watson
emma watson
hermione granger

but only if she loved me and I loved her

yes I'm that kinda person, I go for commitment

[Citizen Bleys]

I just realized something.

Shlup tricked us.

The premise of the thread is "given the chance, and without consequences."

The other person's consent is not specified.

We've all chosen people who could not be reasonably expected to want to bang furry-toothed Final Fantasy forum denizens.

Therefore we've all just inadvertently called ourselves rapists.

And Bunny and NCG would not be content with hunting down and raping a mere 5 people. 5 would be only the beginning of their rape spree.

Good to know.

[Bunny]

And Bunny and NCG would not be content with hunting down and raping a mere 5 people. 5 would be only the beginning of their rape spree.

Well now that you've found me out I guess I have to add you to the list.

That'll show you.. somehow.

[fire_of_avalon]

Ok. Just five. I can do this.

Mike Rowe http://bothhands.mu.nu/archives/Mike%20Rowe%20cropped.jpg
This guy is the whole package. He's brilliantly funny, he looks incredible, he's successful, he has a positive and realistic attitude toward the American economy, he believes in community outreach, he works towards bettering the understanding of "the common man," he has an excellent comprehension of art and literature, he's open and honest, and he's pretty much everything I'm looking for in a life partner. Damn him to hell.

Georges St. Pierre http://www.fiveknuckles.com/assets/images/fighters/georges-st-pierre.jpg
He could grind my bones into paste. And he beats the hell out of Josh Koscheck. Win-win for me!

Ewan McGregor http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bHTl8UVoy6Q/S_MHGLJz6ZI/AAAAAAAAAMY/MmgJMl_yl7I/s1600/ewan_mcgregor.jpg
Jedi in a kilt.

Claudio Sanchez http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbw5oUao91qaujgoo1_400.jpg
He's a rockstar. He's my favorite rockstar. He has awesome hair. And he's a really nice guy. I just. I would.

And for lack of a better fifth Bruce Willis. This was hard.

[NorthernChaosGod]

And Bunny and NCG would not be content with hunting down and raping a mere 5 people. 5 would be only the beginning of their rape spree.

Well now that you've found me out I guess I have to add you to the list.

That'll show you.. somehow.
And I'll record and sell it so that your shame can be known to the world, Bleys.

[Del Murder]

Anna Kournikova: http://www.worldnewsinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/anna-kournikova.jpg
Salma Hayek: http://ourhotbodieswedowhatwewant.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/salma-hayek-img-21.jpg
Scarlett Johansson: http://www.adrants.com/images/026_celeb_scarlett_johansson_006.jpg

Those have been on my list for years. I can't remember how the rest of it went so I'll just go with these two since they're pretty hot:
Penelope Cruz: http://www.omthoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Penelope-Cruz-Sexy-Pose.jpg
Katy Perry: http://chismetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/katy-perry-esquire-3-500x652.jpg

[Breine]

I'll make two lists.. just 'cause I can :breine:


Chicks:
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Angelina Jolie
Penelope Cruz


Dudes:
Colin Farrell
James Franco
Robert Downey Jr
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hardy

[fire_of_avalon]

Dammit, Briene. Now I want Robert Downey Jr. on my list.

[Freya]

Currently:

Jay Baruchel: I love this nerdy man right now. He's my number one at the moment.
http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/jay-baruchel-writer.jpg

Kate Beckingsale: As always, I find her smokin
http://www.top100lists.ca/images/kate_beckinsale_black_hair.jpg

Zachary Quinto: He made me want Spock
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/34/400x400bd/34580_zachary-quinto-universal-emmy-party-malibu-8-2-07-ap.jpg

Jensen Ackles: Mmmm Dean
http://www.freewebs.com/laura_winchester/normal_SR0483_SN2-1466r.jpg

Emma Stone:
http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy63/STEPHYCAKESBBY/EMMASTONE/emma-stone-hot.jpg


Of course as well as a bunch already mentioned in the thread. heh

[Bunny]

I seriously do not understand this Baruchel weirdness.

[Laddy]

Eh...someone pick for me. I can't choose.

[Shoeberto]

The first name to pop into my head is Natalie Portman, because she's fucking amazing. Brilliant, beautiful, diverse, down to earth, and hilarious.

Not that any of that will matter when I'm choking her with my meat missile but I thought I'd say it anyways.

[escobert]

Heidi Klum - #1 without a doubt
Kiera Knightly
Salma Hayek
Rhianna
Winona Ryder

[NorthernChaosGod]

I seriously do not understand this Baruchel weirdness.

Maybe it's because he's Canadian?

[Shlup]

Eh...someone pick for me. I can't choose.

This is perhaps the worst idea you've ever had. Your list now includes Rosie O'Donnell and you have no one to blame but yourself.

[Del Murder]

Natalie Portman is indeed beautiful but I wouldn't want to do her because her body is pretty child-like. Way too skinny and bony for my tastes. Though I guess some guys are into that sort of thing. I like my T&A.

I also have my real number 4 and 5 now:

Alyssa Milano: http://www.wallpaperpimper.com/wallpaper/Female_Celebrity/Alyssa_Milano/Alyssa-Milano-Stretch-Tanktop-1-1280x1024.jpg
Monica Belluci: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2074/1887595965_4f64fa3923.jpg

Can't forget about the Italians!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Eh...someone pick for me. I can't choose.

This is perhaps the worst idea you've ever had. Your list now includes Rosie O'Donnell and you have no one to blame but yourself.

But it has to be a recent one.

[Shoeberto]

Natalie Portman is indeed beautiful but I wouldn't want to do her because her body is pretty child-like. Way too skinny and bony for my tastes. Though I guess some guys are into that sort of thing. I like my T&A.
Watch her scene in Closer. She has some major curves, it's just usually not focused on in her roles.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Will Smith manages to balance "cute" and "hot" in an amazing way, but I would destroy Bill Nye.


BWAAA HA HAAA! I really did laugh pretty hard at this. Thanks!

Edit: I can't think of 5, I'll try to fill in the rest as I think of them.

Susan Coffey http://www.celebritystomach.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Susan-Coffey-1.jpg

Milla Jovovich http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/milla-jovovich/milla-jovovich-20050918-72333.jpg

[nik0tine]

1. Shlupquack
2. Fire_of_avalon
3. Shiny
4. Del Murder
5. Loony BoB

[Citizen Bleys]

brb vomiting

[Rantz]

Carina Round (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgEixXwDXAQ)

Instant boner.

I don't really have a list. It'd be easier to list celebrity crushes, but off the top of my head...

Katherine Moennig
http://blog-imgs-11.fc2.com/i/k/e/iketodomino/20060824224813.jpg

Emma Stone
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7AOTUTyiuMo/TOlx1g9R-2I/AAAAAAAAAJ0/TPPUjCsXuIQ/s1600/emma_stone3.jpg

Penelope Cruz
http://lindasjoblom.com/images/2009/vickycristinabarcelonamoviestills-zma0rlbu7tl_36809585.jpg

Salma Hayek
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RDvGlDf5WPU/TZ3gLQmUsyI/AAAAAAAAANU/TLO7NZkw5GU/s1600/salma-hayek-booze.jpg

Addison Timlin
http://data.whicdn.com/images/9268013/new-celebrity-03_large.jpg?1304022584

Aaand another recent Californication hottie just to be a rebel and make it six. Carla Cugino.
http://ffantasin.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/carla_gugino_es_pic_5.jpg

[Laddy]

Rod, Breine, Jiro, Psy, and Lev. In that order.

[Jiro]

Levian deserves to be above me (on top of me?!), you know it's true.

[Shiny]

I remember my five crushes being hot and funny, but I can't remember their names, so it probably wouldn't be a good idea to sleep with them. I know I had a lez crush on Natalie a few months back when Black Swan came out, but then No Strings Attached and Your Highness came out...

[Shorty]

1. Johnathan Rice.
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/Johnathan_Rice.jpg

2. Jake Gyllenhaal. Specifically from Prince of Persia.
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/jakeg.jpg

3. Jason Schwartzman.
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/JasonSchwartzman03.jpg

4. Zachary Quinto (love you kc).
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/zachary-quinto_a.jpg

5. Lizzy Caplan.
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/lizzycaplan.jpg

aaand Jack White is the runner up
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/JackWhite626cb094.jpg

[Laddy]

Well, specifically...

Jiro, Breine, Lev, Rod, Psy, but you can't be entirely picky.

[Slothy]

Karen Gillan - you have to watch Doctor Who to really understand this

http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy36/wirebutterfly/Karen%20Gillan/810461a3.jpg

Yes please! Hell, if my wife died tomorrow I'd move to the UK just to stand a better chance at one day hitting that.

Also:
Emma Stone
Amanda Tapping
Katee Sackhoff
Erica Durance

I know there are more but that's all that's at the top of my brain right now.

I'd also consider going gay for a night if I thought I had a chance with Patrick Stewart.

[black orb]

>>> My 5..

1- Random unknown hot girl
2- Random unknown hot girl
3- Random unknown hot girl
4- Random unknown hot girl
5- Random unknown hot girl

Celebs are unattractive and they only make me throw up..:luca:

[Jiro]

black orb where are the pictures though?

[black orb]

>>> What? I had to post pics?..:luca:

Im too lazy for that.

[Jiro]

Draw them! :monster:

[Loony BoB]

Alyssa Milano
Oooh, good call. She can probably take Heidi Klum's position on my "all time" list.

[black orb]

>>> Ha! you want me to draw something, get in the line buddy..:luca:

[Depression Moon]

>>> My 5..

1- Random unknown hot girl
2- Random unknown hot girl
3- Random unknown hot girl
4- Random unknown hot girl
5- Random unknown hot girl

Celebs are unattractive and they only make me throw up..:luca:


Come on don't pretend that there's never been a woman you saw on TV or in a movie that made your drawers hot. Plus, what's with all the skinny chicks here?

Another Five
Lisa Raye http://mediaoutrage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lisaraye.jpg
Lisa Raye's daughter http://hiphopwired.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/kai-morae-2.jpg?w=615&h=922
Toya (Given that she had never touched Lil Wayne)
Wonder Woman
Lulu

[Carl the Llama]

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http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/nadine-coyle-1195396_71216.jpg

http://www.ecouterre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/emma-watson-short-hair.jpg

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10400000/Heartbreakers-jennifer-love-hewitt-10457229-1024-768.jpg

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/megan-fox-kiss-mirror.jpg
</table>

[Shiny]

>>> My 5..

1- Random unknown hot girl
2- Random unknown hot girl
3- Random unknown hot girl
4- Random unknown hot girl
5- Random unknown hot girl

Celebs are unattractive and they only make me throw up..:luca:


Come on don't pretend that there's never been a woman you saw on TV or in a movie that made your drawers hot. Plus, what's with all the skinny chicks here?

Another Five
Lisa Raye http://mediaoutrage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lisaraye.jpg
Lisa Raye's daughter http://hiphopwired.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/kai-morae-2.jpg?w=615&h=922
Toya (Given that she had never touched Lil Wayne)
Wonder Woman
Lulu

What about Lauren London? (Oh wait she did sleep with Lil Wayne nvm)

[Shorty]

Oh my god, I forgot to put Daniel Tosh on my list. :(

[Pheesh]

I also forgot about Anne Hathaway, she makes my under-half happy.

[Shorty]

I'd bang Hathaway.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Plus, what's with all the skinny chicks here?

I take it you're not familiar with Ms. Hendricks?
http://gingerlove.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Christina-Hendricks-At-Awards-Green-Dress.jpg

[Shlup]

Oh my god, I forgot to put Daniel Tosh on my list. :(

This is why I lengthened my list to 20. Daniel Tosh is way cute.

[Shorty]

I know! I just want to kiss his face.

[NorthernChaosGod]

At least you don't think he's funny.

[Shorty]

You apparently don't read my facebook posts.

[Depression Moon]

Plus, what's with all the skinny chicks here?

I take it you're not familiar with Ms. Hendricks?
http://gingerlove.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Christina-Hendricks-At-Awards-Green-Dress.jpg
nope, but I am now after googling her.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Plus, what's with all the skinny chicks here?


Personal preference? Being a 5'6" guy who weighs 8stone wouldn't work well with a larger woman.

And damn, how could I miss Karen Gillian and Susan Coffey off my list :[

[Loony BoB]

Pretty sure that at the very least both Murd and myself like curves on our ladies.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You apparently don't read my facebook posts.

Suddenly, your overcompensation over the gin issue makes sense.

[Del Murder]

Pretty sure that at the very least both Murd and myself like curves on our ladies.
But you also almost have Miley Cyrus on your list which makes it void.

Anyway, yeah I hate skinny bitches.

[Loony BoB]

Pretty sure that at the very least both Murd and myself like curves on our ladies.
But you also almost have Miley Cyrus on your list which makes it void.

Anyway, yeah I hate skinny bitches.
Miley is not there so much for her shape as much as... other reasons. :shifty: Revenge for Hannah Montana, in my own special way. Although if I didn't like her face/hair, I probably wouldn't be so interested in said revenge. =x

[Shorty]

You make me sick.

[Shlup]

Yeah, that's pretty disturbed, BoB.

[Loony BoB]

While you're all taking me seriously, I'd just like to say that I'm amazing in bed and have had more girls make a pass at me than Iceglow has claimed to shag. I also save puppies and kittens for a living.

[Breine]

Natalie Portman is indeed beautiful but I wouldn't want to do her because her body is pretty child-like. Way too skinny and bony for my tastes. Though I guess some guys are into that sort of thing. I like my T&A.

I also have my real number 4 and 5 now:

Alyssa Milano: http://www.wallpaperpimper.com/wallpaper/Female_Celebrity/Alyssa_Milano/Alyssa-Milano-Stretch-Tanktop-1-1280x1024.jpg
Monica Belluci: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2074/1887595965_4f64fa3923.jpg

Can't forget about the Italians!

Oh god yes, Monica Belluci - how did I forget about her!
...there's also Jessica Alba.

[fire_of_avalon]

Dear Christina Hendricks,

I would do things to you that I normally have men do to me.

Love, foa

[Shiny]

At least you don't think he's funny.

He is definitely funny. I don't think he's cute though. He looks too much like my old kindergarten gym teacher (who was a woman).



Anyway, yeah I hate skinny bitches.

Damn. Hi Monique! Monique Murder.

[Jiro]

Pretty sure that at the very least both Murd and myself like curves on our ladies.
+1

[Bunny]

Curves are for circles, gimme some skinny bitches.

[black orb]

>>> My 5..

1- Random unknown hot girl
2- Random unknown hot girl
3- Random unknown hot girl
4- Random unknown hot girl
5- Random unknown hot girl

Celebs are unattractive and they only make me throw up..:luca:


Come on don't pretend that there's never been a woman you saw on TV or in a movie that made your drawers hot.
>>> Yeah, when I was 15 maybe..:luca:

[Loony BoB]

What happens if someone you know that is hot goes on TV? Do they become ugly? :p Likewise, what if you meet someone and find them really hot and then later find out they're on TV?

[Slothy]

I take it you're not familiar with Ms. Hendricks?
http://gingerlove.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Christina-Hendricks-At-Awards-Green-Dress.jpg

As a fan since Firefly I can't believe I forgot to put her on my list. Stick me in a room with her and Karen Gillan and I'd be in one hell of a ginger heaven.

[Rocket Edge]

I have similar taste to many of you here.

Eva Mendes
Salma Hayek
Allysa Miliano
Kirsty Gallagher
Kirsten Bell

[Shattered Dreamer]

Lets see:

Zooey Deschanel
Mila Kunis
Miranda Kerr
Kate Mara
Avril Lavigne

Swoon :bigsmile:

[Levian]

http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Chris_Pine_425793.jpg
http://files.nuclearmediallc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/old_pictures/Jake-Gyllenhaal-pictures.jpg
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x232/bullyman2/brad-pitt-six-pack-abs.jpg
http://i11.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0515/f0/ae9de2ffa58f57709c6f3589c36701f0.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aZgjegBnLMY/S27Ukw3ScKI/AAAAAAAAHF4/ofcrOlosOG4/s400/Didrik+Solli-Tangen.jpg

runner ups:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9PD7EZdWmkM/TRwMWzAeSPI/AAAAAAAADfs/2zZavVIVIEo/s1600/Eva%2BLongoria%2BPhotos%2B%2BEva%2BLongoria%2BBiography%2B2.jpg
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Evangeline%20Lilly-16.jpg
http://bechfrisor.no/wp-content/uploads/Mila-Kunis.jpg
http://www.wallpapers-wallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/lindsay-lohan-wallpapers-02.jpg
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/angie_2005.jpg

[Citizen Bleys]

Christ, how could I forget about Jewell Staite?

How could we all forget about Jewell Staite?

[Hollycat]

http://monkeyblogmonkeydo.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/chris-pine.jpg
http://files.nuclearmediallc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/old_pictures/Jake-Gyllenhaal-pictures.jpg
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x232/bullyman2/brad-pitt-six-pack-abs.jpg
http://i11.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0515/f0/ae9de2ffa58f57709c6f3589c36701f0.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aZgjegBnLMY/S27Ukw3ScKI/AAAAAAAAHF4/ofcrOlosOG4/s400/Didrik+Solli-Tangen.jpg

runner ups:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9PD7EZdWmkM/TRwMWzAeSPI/AAAAAAAADfs/2zZavVIVIEo/s1600/Eva%2BLongoria%2BPhotos%2B%2BEva%2BLongoria%2BBiography%2B2.jpg
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Evangeline%20Lilly-16.jpg
http://bechfrisor.no/wp-content/uploads/Mila-Kunis.jpg
http://www.wallpapers-wallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/lindsay-lohan-wallpapers-02.jpg
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/angie_2005.jpg

.... are you bi?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Christ, how could I forget about Jewell Staite?

How could we all forget about Jewell Staite?
I didn't forget, just chose better girls.

[black orb]

What happens if someone you know that is hot goes on TV? Do they become ugly? :p Likewise, what if you meet someone and find them really hot and then later find out they're on TV?
>>> I think celebrities are ugly (the popular people), just the fact of appearing in the tv doesnt make you a celebrity, I think..:luca:
so
If someone I know that is hot goes on TV and become a celebrity then it will become ugly.
If I meet someone and find them really hot and then later find out they're a celebrity then it will become ugly.

[Bunny]

That does not make any sense.

[cody]

1.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R5WS6_kmmTI/SyQ8qyaJcXI/AAAAAAAAjFw/MZu52vuEdPw/s400/EthanHawke.jpg
2.
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/james-franco-2.jpg
3. http://www.glitzblog.com/images/1_199.jpg
4.
http://lactosuria.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/ethan-hawke.jpg
5.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/52831111.png
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j114/dc9super80/shakira-she-wolf-video-1.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/babamulon/GIFs/shakira.gif

[Jiro]

.... are you bi?
Levian can appreciate sexy sexy men and sexy sexy women.

[Giga Guess]

Uhmmmm...lessee...

1.) Maksim Chmerkovskiy (http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/old_pictures/Maksim-Chmerkovskiy-news.jpg)
2.) Eric Dane (http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/eric_dane_081909_splash_m.jpg)
3.) Antonio Ricardo Chavira (http://shows.ctv.ca/cmsImages/09/w600_h338_crop_09b24fa1-7937-4cfe-a5a4-bfc94f30804a.jpg)
4.) Adam Baldwin (http://www.lizjohnsonbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/adam-baldwin2.jpg)
5.) Shemar Moore (http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/images/web_assets/primetime/criminal_minds/bio/shemar_moore_240.jpg)

Yeah, I think I have a type. :p

[black orb]

That does not make any sense.
>>> I make my own rules..:luca:

[fire_of_avalon]

I also want to add James Franco.

[Peegee]

This thread disturbs me on many levels.

guys should just list their top 5 (at the moment) pr0n stars. might as well since we're listing people we don't even know in person.

[Citizen Bleys]

Porn stars aren't attractive, PG.

[Peegee]

Porn stars aren't attractive, PG.

yet here you are fapping to them.

[Depression Moon]

Another Five
Lisa Raye http://mediaoutrage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lisaraye.jpg
Lisa Raye's daughter http://hiphopwired.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/kai-morae-2.jpg?w=615&h=922
Toya (Given that she had never touched Lil Wayne)
Wonder Woman
Lulu

Actually I just realized that Toya has tattoos and I don't dig tattoos on women for the most part especially the big ones so I'm exchanging her for.
Toccara 34422

[Loony BoB]

Porn stars aren't attractive, PG.
yet here you are fapping to them.
I'm with Bleys on this one. The vast majority of them aren't worth a second look, and the few that are still aren't half as attractive as some of the girls I see in the streets or on TV. I would not want to hook up with a porn star.

If your general point is "but you'll never hook up with these people" - we know it's an insanly unlikely scenario, but that's why it's hypothetical from the start.

[Peegee]

Porn stars aren't attractive, PG.
yet here you are fapping to them.
I'm with Bleys on this one. The vast majority of them aren't worth a second look, and the few that are still aren't half as attractive as some of the girls I see in the streets or on TV. I would not want to hook up with a porn star.

If your general point is "but you'll never hook up with these people" - we know it's an insanly unlikely scenario, but that's why it's hypothetical from the start.

I'm just been conditioned from repeated silliness not to chase after people "pronoun'll never hook up with" to take these sorts of things seriously.

but I'm just being a negative nancy:

Sung Hi Lee (Playboy) - she's like 9 years older than I am which puts her in the 40+ category, but I've had a crush on her since I was 18