You're 5

[blackmage_nuke]

Due to a mishap with your time machine your mind has been thrown back in time and now you inhabit the body of your five year old self. There is no way back, you'll have to go through puberty all over again and by the time you can legally gamble you'll have probably affected the time stream so much that the outcomes will be different.

So how do you plan on spending the rest of your life now and would it be wierd dating highschoolers?

Also what happened to the "weird" filter.

Oh and this is the alternate universe version of time travel so you dont have to worry about any paradoxes or anything.

[Jiro]

The lack of weird filter is disgusting. Now, onto business.

I'd take the opportunity to put my (recently re-)heightened cognitive abilities to use. I'd start learning a musical instrument and languages, plus devote myself to being stronger in maths.

I'd also start playing football at an earlier age so I could make rep teams and ultimately be superior in everything.

Also I'd probably try and get something published as a ten year old so I could look like a prodigy and become semi-famous. Little did they know I was sitting on the material from the get go.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I like the way I am, but I'd try to pick up an instrument or two. Also, a language or two.

[Laddy]

Start acting earlier.

[Freya]

I'd probably do something like what Jiro said, write a novel at age like 10. I'd also speed through school cause i'd be a normal smart adult rather than a just learning to read 5 yr old heh.

[Wolf Kanno]

Create Twitter and Facebook five years early.

[Shlup]

My husband grew up four blocks from me, but we didn't go to school together until middle school. I imagine I would spend a lot of time obsessing about him.

I guess I would try to grow up a little smarter this time. Learn to play cello. Advise my family on their investments.

[rubah]

I would be a little cock when I knew I would get away with it for being a "kid"

[black orb]

>>> Being 5 is not fun at all, you get your arse kicked everyday by everyone..:luca:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Pick up real sports at an earlier age and be a regular at the gym from my teenage years on.

Also, try harder in school. And definitely date more girls. /smug

[Shlup]

I was thinking about this... my family would probably be afraid of me. I would probably end up preventing my teenage sister from being born. "Daddy, if you sleep with [her mom], I will know. And I will tell."

[Bunny]

Also, try harder in school.

This.


And definitely date bang more girls.

And this.

[NorthernChaosGod]

And definitely date bang more girls.

And this.

That's what I meant.

[Bunny]

But apparently don't have the balls to say.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Of course not, I'm 5.

[Psychotic]

I'd be under the age of criminal responsibility. Therefore I would play GTA, and the world would be my Liberty City. How much damage a 5 year old in a jumper with penguins on it could do I don't know, but it would be fun to find out.

[Jessweeee♪]

Develop my social skills more, maybe take up a different instrument instead of the clarinet (or maybe no instrument, there were no opportunities to learn any I actually liked, so I was just kind of stuck with the clarinet if I wanted to learn one at all). I would focus more on learning Spanish.


This is all assuming I have my current brain, not just memories.



EDIT:

Oh, and punch the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of those kids that were mean to me in elementary school :nonono:

[Polnareff]

Wouldn't really do anything different. The results would be the same as they were back then no matter what. ;)

[LunarWeaver]

I'd act like Damien Thorn just to be a :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

[Bunny]

Of course not, I'm 5.

When exactly did you develop balls as a child?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Of course not, I'm 5.

When exactly did you develop balls as a child?

After the operation.