1000 Things You Should Never Try

[Shiny]

1. Turkish coffee (unless prepared with a lot of sugar and flavoring)
2. Cocaine (it's a helluva drug)
3. Eating your own vomit

[blackmage_nuke]

4. Genocide

[NorthernChaosGod]

5. Masturbate with Bengay

[Yar]

5. Masturbate with Bengay
omg new idea thanks bb

6. Sticking it in a light socket

[Shlup]

7. Pouring lighter fluid over your [notably tight] banana costume and lighting yourself on fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYjalL9_SRI)

[NorthernChaosGod]

7. Pouring lighter fluid over your [notably tight] banana costume and lighting yourself on fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYjalL9_SRI)

Holy. smurfing. Balls. How in the hell is there someone dumb enough to think this is on okay idea?

8. My flaccid penis.

[Rantz]

9. Sniffing cinnamon

[Shlup]

10. Clamato beer (http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/.chelada-1259.jpg)
11. DVDA
12. Eating PEZ without putting it in a dispenser first (it's immoral)
13. Chicken kidnapping
14. Raising a hippo as a pet; you will die

[Peegee]

coke is fine. I don't get addicted to substances so it's ok

don't ever eat a heaping tablespoon of cinnamin.

[Vermachtnis]

15. Lick a strangers neck.



14. Raising a hippo as a pet; you will die

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/24/article-1208479-06277465000005DC-843_634x399.jpg

[Hollycat]

16. dumping in public

[Clo]

17. Safe sex




:monster:

[Shiny]

18. Taking a dump on the chest of a homicidal killer with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Just don't do it.

[Pheesh]

19. Putting a blu-ray disk into a regular DVD player. Bad things happen to good people.

[Hollycat]

swallowing nickles so you can be an atm 20 hours later

[Laddy]

21. Write poems for the staff in the Private Feedback forum.

[Hollycat]

22. Time travel in your delorian on a dead end street
23. Throwing rocks at the president

[Shaibana]

24. stare when u see Pedobear (just run!! :O)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SqgSg94_DQI/AAAAAAAAEis/cz1R8F3plH4/s400/pedo+bear.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

1000. Achieving Immortality

I'll just let you guys work up to that one.

[blackmage_nuke]

25. completing a list of 1000 things

[Jentleness]

26. Never ask a 4 year old what they are eating (unless, of course, you want to see it chewed up on their tongue) :|

[Shaibana]

27. never slap a bear

[sharkythesharkdogg]

28. Never try this with thunderstorms in the area. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw&feature=related)

[Shattered Dreamer]

29. play dead near a bear, they are notorious necrophiliacs!

[escobert]

30. Read this thread :p

[Slothy]

30. Read this thread :p

31. Post in this thread.

[Hollycat]

32 wank in school

[Remon]

33. Living in Albania

[Carl the Llama]

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28. Never try this with thunderstorms in the area. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw&feature=related)

I have corrected this for you.

34. Try licking your own elbow.</table>

[Hollycat]

drinking out of toilets, especially in public restrooms or restrooms visited recently by Julian

[Peegee]

drinking out of toilets, especially in public restrooms or restrooms visited recently by Julie

[Bunny]

#Forever.

Riding (or being ridden) bareback by a Vietnamese Prostitute while a dozen transvestite midgets have a cocaine- and heroin-inspired orgy nearby.

[Hollycat]

hot coffee enema

[Shaibana]

37. crumble a cookie

[Shattered Dreamer]

38. Take vodka shots through your eye

[Shaibana]

39. suck a lemon

[Remon]

40. Suck a remon

[sharkythesharkdogg]

41. Never back down, never give in. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4)

42. Never have a house party in your own house.

[Rocket Edge]

43. Cheese & turkey in the same sandwich.

44. Superman dive

45. One-handed superman dive

[Casey]

46. Be buzzed/drink and drive.

[Hollycat]

Never:
47. Give you up
48. let you down
49. run around and desert you

[Polnareff]

50. Say "never."

(I just said "never." :( )

[black orb]

>>> 51. Kill yourself..:luca:

[Shiny]

52. Let thirteen year olds drive (http://youtu.be/g28IDBsXIJA)

[Shaibana]

53. let a 3 year old drive. (this actually happened here in Holland :P)
54. eat cucumbers

[Timekeeper]

43. Cheese & turkey in the same sandwich.

55. Dare say that cheese doesn't work with any other food item :stare:

[Shattered Dreamer]

56. Allow fellow EoFF member Caboose give his 2 cents on your personal relationships with the opposite sex. He has an overwhelming ability to manufacture some of the worse situations imaginable :lol:

[Carl the Llama]

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<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">57. sneak up on a bear, jump up on its back (while its walking on all 4's) and shout RIDE EM' COWBOY!

58. Dare to say FFVII sucks with a fanboi in close proximity.</table>

[Shiny]

59. Attend a Star Wars convention dressed as Trekkie.
60. Touch a black woman's hair. Aw hell to the nah.
61. Step on a black man's sneaker.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can you touch a half-black woman's hair?

[Shiny]

It depends. Does she have kinky hair?

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9184/clipboard01di.jpg
Yes? Not sure how curly it needs to be for that.

[Shattered Dreamer]

62. Drink 3 litres of vodka & expect your kidney & liver to work correctly :lol:

[sharkythesharkdogg]

63. Expect me to shave on a regular basis. Just ain't happenin'.

[Alive-Cat]

64. Attempting to use your own feet as food and a means of philosophical growth simultaneously.

[Shaibana]

65. use difficult words

[Shiny]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9184/clipboard01di.jpg
Yes? Not sure how curly it needs to be for that.

That isn't kinky at all. She has relaxed curls, but curls aren't what makes hair kinky.

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9184/clipboard01di.jpg
Yes? Not sure how curly it needs to be for that.

That isn't kinky at all. She has relaxed curls, but curls aren't what makes hair kinky.
http://www.askthefitnessdude.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/1147151442135.jpg

[Shaibana]

66. revive this thread

[krissy]

67. make it to 69

[Old Manus]

So brave

[Hollycat]

68. look up porn on your roomates computer and change their background to homo sex.

[Sephex]

This thread was made on my birthday last year. I noticed this and wanted to post it. I bought my parent's rye bread today.

[Jinx]

Rt6.78.

FDrunk posting.

lolololol

[Shaibana]

69. put nutella in the fridge

[Carl the Llama]

70. Watch Twilight.

[Hollycat]

72. math.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

73. Claim X doesn't go good with hot sauce. Hot sauce is universal.
74. Take the warning label on a liquor bottle as a personal challenge.
75. Fail to keep hands and arms inside the car at all times.
76. Bring mouth to banana. ALWAYS bring banana to mouth.

[Peegee]

putting the banana to your mouth is just as dirty.

77. go around hitting on every girl in sight.

[Shaibana]

78. make eyecontact while eating a banana

[themagicroundabout]

79. smile at a crocodile

[Bubba]

80. Playing chess against an imaginary person
81. Burning your testicle hairs with a lighter
82. Drinking a Flaming Lambourgini
83. Playing 'Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball' for the SNES
84. My sister's vegetable lasagne
85. Feeding mogwais after midnight

[Shaibana]

lets make it to the 100 shall we??

86. lick a hot pan