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Jentleness
05-28-2011, 11:18 PM
The following excerpt from chat has been posted here for your amusement (and if you so desire) a chance to indulge in Wild Turtle Porn..
[14:46] (@Rantzien) http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/168068_10150130948466095_609166094_7902442_6815657_n.jpg
[14:46] (Mel) wtf
[14:47] (Jen) are you exploring porn again, Pontus?
[14:47] (Jen) >.>
[14:47] (@Rantzien) xD
[14:49] (Jen) I am going to go post in General Chat that you are indulging in wild turtle porn
[14:50] (@Rantzien) Sigh
[14:50] (Jen) xD
[14:50] (@Rantzien) Well, I can't deny or confirm those claims
[14:50] (Jen) you konw I won't, why do you get all sighy xD
[14:50] (@Rantzien) Oh why not
[14:50] (Jen) that's true
[14:50] (Jen) but I log
[14:50] (@Rantzien) I would've!
[14:50] (Jen) so I can xD
[14:50] (@Rantzien) If it were you, I'd have sold you down the river

So, since Rantzien would have sold me up the river, then I feel obligated to do the same. :hello:

NorthernChaosGod
05-28-2011, 11:19 PM
Oh, Pontus! You sexual deviant, you.

Rantz
05-28-2011, 11:22 PM
Isn't it sold you down

How do you sell someone up the river?

Actually, how do you sell someone via rivers anyway, it seems like an obsolete and unsafe mode of delivery

Jentleness
05-28-2011, 11:26 PM
You're over thinking it. Have some more wine! :love:

Rantz
05-28-2011, 11:29 PM
G-

Good idea.

NorthernChaosGod
05-28-2011, 11:47 PM
Isn't it sold you down

How do you sell someone up the river?

Actually, how do you sell someone via rivers anyway, it seems like an obsolete and unsafe mode of delivery

It's down. And I think it has to do with a slave owner selling a slave down the river the same way you would say someplace is "down the street." :p

Madonna
05-29-2011, 03:11 AM
Down as in south/the South. Kidnap a northerner and ship them downstream where their :bou::bou::bou::bou: is out of luck.

Thanks, Lincoln, for trying to fix that.

fire_of_avalon
05-29-2011, 03:31 AM
Why the fuck are those poor baby turtles being injured like that?

Hollycat
05-29-2011, 03:40 AM
so rantzien lieks putting his penz in little turtles and possibly other reptiles?

Madonna
05-29-2011, 03:40 AM
Those turtles are bloody thirsty savages, clear and simple.

Man's Life magazine had a strong record for horrible, horrible ideas for cover art. Google it yourself for hilarious or atrocious results.

Jiro
05-29-2011, 12:41 PM
I'd sell him up the river. Because that's how we do :bou::bou::bou::bou: where I'm from.

NorthernChaosGod
05-29-2011, 09:22 PM
Backwards criminals. :nonono:

Hollycat
05-29-2011, 09:29 PM
so if selling someone down the river means you are making them a slave, then selling them up the river must mean.... making them a farmer?

sharkythesharkdogg
05-30-2011, 12:03 PM
I never knew it was specific to slavery, I thought it was just an old saying from the days when most of the trade/shipping routes were based off of major rivers.

So if you had goods (or people) you needed to sell you sent them down river to get sold. :|

Back to the subject, I LOVE me some turtle porn.

Big turtles need love too. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzh8sdB0_eo&feature=related)

Oh yeah......

Jentleness
05-30-2011, 09:49 PM
For all those interested in turtle rape porn, the following link should provide much amusement.

Male Turtle Doesn't Take "No" For An Answer :eek: (http://www.noob.us/humor/turtle-rape-caught-on-tape/)