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Jiro
06-02-2011, 07:04 AM
Imagine you wanted to write an autobiography. What would you call it?

Pheesh
06-02-2011, 10:28 AM
Wet n' Sweaty.

80's glam titles are the only way to name ANYTHING

Rantz
06-02-2011, 11:06 AM
The Holy Scripture

Jiro
06-02-2011, 11:26 AM
I've always wanted to give mine a completely unrelated title. For instance: Beans on Fire. Who knows what that means, but damned if it's not oddly intriguing.

NorthernChaosGod
06-02-2011, 11:48 AM
I want my titled Julian: The Movie: The Game: The Story


I've always wanted to give mine a completely unrelated title. For instance: Beans on Fire. Who knows what that means, but damned if it's not oddly intriguing.

That sounds like you have major issues with flatulence. :|

G13
06-02-2011, 11:57 AM
I want my titled Julian: The Movie: The Game: The Story What Don't I Have?

Fixed.

NorthernChaosGod
06-02-2011, 11:58 AM
That's an easy question: I don't have mod powers.

G13
06-02-2011, 12:03 PM
I could be mean and make a more interesting list... :shobon:

Old Manus
06-02-2011, 01:33 PM
XXX Readers' Wives

Pike
06-02-2011, 03:56 PM
"Three IQ Points Short of Genius"

Polnareff
06-02-2011, 04:15 PM
No Luck, But Plenty of Pluck

Rantz
06-02-2011, 04:54 PM
No Luck, But Plenty of Pluck

No Punk, But Plenty of Spunk

Crop
06-02-2011, 04:59 PM
I Had Someone Write This In My Name For An Easy Buck - The Sellout Story

It'd sell like hotcakes.

Shorty
06-02-2011, 06:40 PM
My sister provided me with some realistic biography and/or self help titles for me.

My Life as an Animal Hoarder by Sarah Cobb

Road Rage: A Serious Issue by Sarah Cobb

Sailor Jerry's For Dummies by Sarah Cobb

Depression Moon
06-02-2011, 06:47 PM
Well I was planning to get started on mine this year. I'm currently between two titles for it.

theundeadhero
06-02-2011, 06:50 PM
Sailor Jerry's For Dummies by Sarah Cobb:)

Bunny
06-02-2011, 06:50 PM
Secret Stories of a Hotel Underdog: Everything You Need To Know To Live Your Life Happily, Hungrily, and Hornily.

The Story Of That One Time I Did That Thing That Nobody Remembers But It Was Funny If You Remember It And Were There At The Time It Happened!

My autobiography will be annoying.

Shiny
06-02-2011, 07:18 PM
Shiny Shiny Bang Bang

or

My Autobigraphy That is Not Really an Autobiography Because Someone Else Wrote it While I Was Drinking Lemonade

Alive-Cat
06-02-2011, 07:58 PM
Sir Cloud, I'm afraid your questions aren't of the upmost importance to me, as I'm writing a autobiography entitled "Sir Cloud and his infernal questions"

I WANT YOU, SIR CLOUD. :heart:

Madame Adequate
06-02-2011, 08:33 PM
An Omniscient Man in the Kingdom of the Blind
Colossus Among the Ants
The Third Testament

NorthernChaosGod
06-02-2011, 10:09 PM
I could be mean and make a more interesting list... :shobon:

One of these days I'm going to kidnap your Boba helmet.

Cuchulainn
06-03-2011, 01:20 AM
My Cock & Other Woodland Animals.

escobert
06-03-2011, 01:30 AM
Like A Not So Rolling Stone

Citizen Bleys
06-03-2011, 08:39 AM
The Second Chronicles of Bleys Maynard.

Whenever anybody asked about the first Chronicles I'd just say they burned in a fire and refuse to comment any further.

Wolf Kanno
06-03-2011, 08:49 AM
An Omniscient Man in the Kingdom of the Blind
Colossus Among the Ants
The Third Testament

I see you are taking the modest and humble route...

I'd go with something simple: Paradox