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Imagine you wanted to write an autobiography. What would you call it?
Pheesh
06-02-2011, 10:28 AM
Wet n' Sweaty.
80's glam titles are the only way to name ANYTHING
Rantz
06-02-2011, 11:06 AM
The Holy Scripture
I've always wanted to give mine a completely unrelated title. For instance: Beans on Fire. Who knows what that means, but damned if it's not oddly intriguing.
NorthernChaosGod
06-02-2011, 11:48 AM
I want my titled Julian: The Movie: The Game: The Story
I've always wanted to give mine a completely unrelated title. For instance: Beans on Fire. Who knows what that means, but damned if it's not oddly intriguing.
That sounds like you have major issues with flatulence. :|
I want my titled Julian: The Movie: The Game: The Story What Don't I Have?
Fixed.
NorthernChaosGod
06-02-2011, 11:58 AM
That's an easy question: I don't have mod powers.
I could be mean and make a more interesting list... :shobon:
Old Manus
06-02-2011, 01:33 PM
XXX Readers' Wives
"Three IQ Points Short of Genius"
Polnareff
06-02-2011, 04:15 PM
No Luck, But Plenty of Pluck
Rantz
06-02-2011, 04:54 PM
No Luck, But Plenty of Pluck
No Punk, But Plenty of Spunk
I Had Someone Write This In My Name For An Easy Buck - The Sellout Story
It'd sell like hotcakes.
Shorty
06-02-2011, 06:40 PM
My sister provided me with some realistic biography and/or self help titles for me.
My Life as an Animal Hoarder by Sarah Cobb
Road Rage: A Serious Issue by Sarah Cobb
Sailor Jerry's For Dummies by Sarah Cobb
Depression Moon
06-02-2011, 06:47 PM
Well I was planning to get started on mine this year. I'm currently between two titles for it.
theundeadhero
06-02-2011, 06:50 PM
Sailor Jerry's For Dummies by Sarah Cobb:)
Bunny
06-02-2011, 06:50 PM
Secret Stories of a Hotel Underdog: Everything You Need To Know To Live Your Life Happily, Hungrily, and Hornily.
The Story Of That One Time I Did That Thing That Nobody Remembers But It Was Funny If You Remember It And Were There At The Time It Happened!
My autobiography will be annoying.
Shiny
06-02-2011, 07:18 PM
Shiny Shiny Bang Bang
or
My Autobigraphy That is Not Really an Autobiography Because Someone Else Wrote it While I Was Drinking Lemonade
Alive-Cat
06-02-2011, 07:58 PM
Sir Cloud, I'm afraid your questions aren't of the upmost importance to me, as I'm writing a autobiography entitled "Sir Cloud and his infernal questions"
I WANT YOU, SIR CLOUD. :heart:
Madame Adequate
06-02-2011, 08:33 PM
An Omniscient Man in the Kingdom of the Blind
Colossus Among the Ants
The Third Testament
NorthernChaosGod
06-02-2011, 10:09 PM
I could be mean and make a more interesting list... :shobon:
One of these days I'm going to kidnap your Boba helmet.
Cuchulainn
06-03-2011, 01:20 AM
My Cock & Other Woodland Animals.
escobert
06-03-2011, 01:30 AM
Like A Not So Rolling Stone
Citizen Bleys
06-03-2011, 08:39 AM
The Second Chronicles of Bleys Maynard.
Whenever anybody asked about the first Chronicles I'd just say they burned in a fire and refuse to comment any further.
Wolf Kanno
06-03-2011, 08:49 AM
An Omniscient Man in the Kingdom of the Blind
Colossus Among the Ants
The Third Testament
I see you are taking the modest and humble route...
I'd go with something simple: Paradox
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