The most important decision you'll ever make.

[Shlup]

You can only choose one.

[Psychotic]

Was there every any doubt which one I'd pick?

[Shlup]

Honestly... I'm pretty torn.

[Jiro]

I voted with my wallet. I don't have money to be spending on food for these animals.

However I overlooked the fact that people would pay through the ass for a chance to ride around on a goat sized giraffe etc

[Del Murder]

Those are some of Earth's greatest creatures, but elephant is the greatest.

[Miriel]

Elephants are super smart and beautiful and are the only species besides humans who have ritualized ways of mourning for their dead and I love them.

[Shoeberto]

Dude, the choice should be obvious. Think about it. A girl gorilla is gonna have pretty much the same parts as a girl human. Bam.

[Bunny]

I voted for what I thought was the right answer. And then I read this:


Dude, the choice should be obvious. Think about it. A girl gorilla is gonna have pretty much the same parts as a girl human. Bam.

I no longer think I voted for the only right answer.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yuck, dude. It's the size of a kitten.

Anyway, I voted for that one so that I can be King Kong this time.

[escobert]

The dolphins for sure.

[Agent Proto]

By pot-bellied pig, do you mean normal or the mini version? Either way, an elephant that sized sounds about right to me. You can ride on one if normal, and it'd look adorable if mini. It's win-win!

[rubah]

Giraffe was tempting, but their amusement factor is in their size!

[Rye]

You know how I love my creatures of the deep. :E

[Yar]

Um hello! Elephant! It's in my Facebook picture ;)

I only went with elephant cause duck was not an option. :colbert:

[TrollHunter]

Dude, the choice should be obvious. Think about it. A girl gorilla is gonna have pretty much the same parts as a girl human. Bam.

....Just.... Really?

Dolphins Bro

[Freya]

Giraffe! I mean I use to have a giraffe set heh.

[Shoeberto]

Dude, the choice should be obvious. Think about it. A girl gorilla is gonna have pretty much the same parts as a girl human. Bam.

....Just.... Really?
Can you blame a man for being practical?

[fire_of_avalon]

Can you breed the dolphins to have a pod?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dude, the choice should be obvious. Think about it. A girl gorilla is gonna have pretty much the same parts as a girl human. Bam.

....Just.... Really?
Can you blame a man for being practical?
You must be tiny.

[CimminyCricket]

Dude, the choice should be obvious. Think about it. A girl gorilla is gonna have pretty much the same parts as a girl human. Bam.

....Just.... Really?
Can you blame a man for being practical?
You must be tiny.

This.


I wanted the gorilla because I thought it'd be cute to see run around xD

[Jiro]

He's not tiny, he's just a paedophile. He loves little hairy girls.

[Timekeeper]

Giraffes are cool because they tall, and you can get pygmy elephants as it is, the obvious choice is between the Gorilla and the Dolphins!

I chose Gorilla, as it just seems more ridiculous than the dolphins, but I didn't think about the possibility of breeding them! Damn!

[Loony BoB]

I'd rather just have a regular cat or a dog, personally... monkeys to me are rather annoying pets and minigorillas wouldn't be much different, perhaps just more 'human' and quieter. Which is good, but I already have humans for human-like stuff. Dolphins are neat and all but you can't do much with them as they're very restricted by their habitat (water) being different to mine (land). Elephants sound neat but you can't ride on a tiny one. What would it be good for? It can't even jump, so you could get a bad back from constantly having to lean over whenever you want to do anything with it. The giraffe would be okay in a garden if it wasn't for the simple fact that it's likely something will kill it before much time passes by. It just doesn't seem like a very suitable pet.

Cats and dogs ftw.

If I was being forced to take on any of the above, I'd probably opt for a breeding pair of dolphins due to the low effort or alternatively the giraffe for the low cost of feeding them (here, have a garden, be good, bye).

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Off the list I choose kitten sized gorilla. I'd try the goldfish sized dolphins, but saltwater aquarium habitats are delicate and hard to maintain. I'd probably kill 'em.

Not on the list, I want a friendly, pony-sized badger.

[Jojee]

The dolphins would be cute but I'd have to keep them in a bowl of water and I'd probably end up accidentally killing them, so I go elephant. ^_^

[Hollycat]

pocket sized viera. It can tell me how to build traps in a forest and live in my pocket where I shall give it cheese cubes

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yesssss, gorilla is winning.

[Ouch!]

Yes.

[Vermachtnis]

Giraffe, I've always wanted one.

[TrollHunter]

Dolphins can still win! If only they weren't so easily killable

[Shlup]

Can I just say that I hate BoB? I feel like I need to put that out there.

Rather have a cat or dog... What a sloppy tit.

[black orb]

>>> Those animals belong to the zoo, all of them are ugly anyways. I`d rather have a gorilla-sized cat..:luca:

[Shlup]

You know what? Not thinking these animals are amazingly cool is now grounds for an instaban. This is ridiculous. I have never been more offended in my life. You two are clearly sociopaths. And not in the fun way like foa.

[Shiny]

What the hell were you smoking to think of something like this?

[Miriel]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_limp3ilXFN1qbgodqo1_400.jpg

tbh, I would most like to have a puppy sized dog. It's like, seriously the most ultimate dream in my life. I don't mean those frightfully scrawny teacup dogs that look malnourished. But a nice plump, fully grown dog, but just the size of a puppy. Awwwww.

[Shiny]

Some pups last of the litter turn out like that. I had a dog runt that was the puppy size of what he was supposed to be his entire adult life. We gave him away to another family because we thought something was wrong with him. Now we deeply regret it. :(

[Shlup]

Corgi-husky?

http://www.thatcutesite.com/uploads/2011/05/corgi_husky_mix_puppy_dog-600x400.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

DO WANT.

[Loony BoB]

Can I just say that I hate BoB? I feel like I need to put that out there.

Rather have a cat or dog... What a sloppy tit.
You know what I'd love? A finger-sized ShlupQuack. I could tap her on the side of the head and she'd fall over.

[Rantz]

This is the thread where I finally lose the last of my respect for BoB. These options are amazing.

But yeah. Tiny gorilla. Yessss.

Other acceptable alternatives that I could think of...

Hippopotamus that fits in the palm of your hand.
Leopard, normal size, but without the "if I lose my temper I'll fuck you up" gene. Like, one that just wants to cuddle and be generally feline.

...

Flying hedgehog. ;-;

[Shlup]

Oooooh! Snail-sized hedgehog with dragonfly wings!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can I just say that I hate BoB? I feel like I need to put that out there.

Rather have a cat or dog... What a sloppy tit.
You know what I'd love? A finger-sized ShlupQuack. I could tap her on the side of the head and she'd fall over.

Can I change my answer?! Add it to the poll! :monster:

[Jentleness]

The dolphins for sure.

Truth :hello:

[Shlup]

I'm surprised the gorilla is winning. You people realize that small monkeys exist, right?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

It's not a small GORILLA.


What about a good-natured, well spoken raptor, with a three piece suit and a monocle?

I could totally play chess with that.

[Cuchulainn]

Dude, the choice should be obvious. Think about it. A girl gorilla is gonna have pretty much the same parts as a girl human. Bam.

Ya see This...this is the mind of a practical, rational genius.

[fire_of_avalon]

You know what? Not thinking these animals are amazingly cool is now grounds for an instaban. This is ridiculous. I have never been more offended in my life. You two are clearly sociopaths. And not in the fun way like foa.
:shobon:

I have decided that I would like the elephant, because they are so smart and great. But I'm going to have to find another few elephants so it won't be lonesome. As much as a breeding pod of tiny dolphins would be awesome.

[Dignified Pauper]

This was by far one of the hardest questions I've ever been asked, without a doubt.

[Hollycat]

I choose a gorilla sized kitten

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm surprised the gorilla is winning. You people realize that small monkeys exist, right?

But you can't reenact Donkey Kong games with them.

[Hollycat]

I'm surprised the gorilla is winning. You people realize that small monkeys exist, right?

But you can't reenact Donkey Kong games with them.

Best response ever

[Iceglow]

He's not tiny, he's just a paedophile. He loves little hairy girls.

So, what you're saying clearly is:

He's not tiny, he just loves you Dak because you're just like a "little hairy girl" :) You can thank me for the nightmares later.

This thread is a toughie, the reason being, a Giraffe the size of a Goat sounds awesome. I can't deny that. However there is one thing I'm thinking about which makes the Giraffe possibly the most dangerous of the bunch for a male person. When you go to the farm or the petting zoo take note of the height of the goats. Most goats apart from Pygmy Goats are roughly waist height. Now, waist height means when they "butt" you or ram you, their heads are at crotch height. Sounds painful? You betcha, I once saw a guy get rammed by a goat in the nuts, lets say he cried like a little girl, he cried more than a little girl, he cried like a bloke who had just been given a free sex change in to a little hairy girl. I'm surprised it wasn't Dak! Now some of you are probably thinking "Thats a Goat Steve, we're talking smurfing Giraffe's here, whats your point?" Well, here is my point, have you ever seen a Giraffe fight? This is Giraffes fighting. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdBt8) Now, picture this, if you will...The Giraffe swings it's head like a bony, horned club right in to your body, at testicle height. Yeah you winced at the thought of that, I did too when I thought of it.

Edit: Reasons for choosing 2 goldfish sized dolphins....

I remember growing up playing Ecco the Dolphin on my Megadrive. Oh yes. Now picture the first level of Ecco On the Tides of Time, picture it as a large tropical fish tank except it's got a small pod of minature dolphins playing in it. Oh yes, Ecco is real ladies and gentlemen!

[Shlup]

I'm surprised the gorilla is winning. You people realize that small monkeys exist, right?

But you can't reenact Donkey Kong games with them.

I accept this rationale.

[Rase]

Dolphins, easily. Love the damn things.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Pot belly pig sized elephant would be beyond awesome! That is all!

[Laddy]

Dolphins are cute in any size.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I wonder how strong the tiny gorilla would be; I'd like it to fetch things for me.

[Hollycat]

Koko, go get me a soda and you can have a banana after dinner.

[Iceglow]

Koko, go get me a soda and you can have a banana after dinner.

Replace soda with beer and you might be on to something there. Also his name must be Kong. Otherwise there is no King Kong or Donkey Kong jokes to be had.

[LunarWeaver]

I want the gorilla. We could do fastball specials.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Koko, go get me a soda and you can have a banana after dinner.

Replace soda with beer and you might be on to something there. Also his name must be Kong. Otherwise there is no King Kong or Donkey Kong jokes to be had.

Definitely.