Why yes it's Speech time again!

[Melissaur]

Well, it's about that time again! Ciddies Mid-Year 2011! *pauses for the build up* But we have two more steps befoer we can reveal the winners. Speeches need to be written and votes need to be... voted? Yeah, that's good enough. So come one, come all. Sign up here for your speeches and show this community how great (or awful) your writing/speech giving skills are!

I will put your name next to the awards you claim, and when you are done and have sent them in I will strike-out the award! Any unclaimed one I will post in red so they stand out and someone will claim them. Please only claim an award if you are actually writing the speech. I don't want any "Well I as thinking about it, but I decided not to". Now If something comes up, then let me or Award Guy know and we can get someone else to write it.
All speeches need to be into Award Guy by end of day Friday. Speeches do NOT have to be works of art and a billion lines long. We just want speeches to present at the Award Ceremony.

The Catagories are:

1. Best Member - Guardian XIII
2. Best Male - Laddy
3. Best Female - Rantzien
4. Best Admin - Jiro
5. Best Cid's Knight - Jiro
6. Best Site Staff - Jiro
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff - ShlupQuack
8. Best Veteran - Jiro
9. Best Regular - Guardian XIII
10. Best Newbie -Fresh Prince of Mel Air
11. Nicest Member -Shiny
12. Evilest Member -Shiny
13. Sexiest Male -Fresh Prince of Mel Air
14. Sexiest Female -Fresh Prince of Mel Air
15. Cutest Male - Laddy
16. Cutest Female - Demon Dude
17. Best Custom Rank - Jiro
18. Best Avatar - Agent Proto
19. Best Signature - Agent Proto
20. Best Artist - Jiro
21. Best Writer - Jiro
22. Best Poster - Guardian XIII
23. Best Spammer - Demon Dude
24. Best Chatter -Fresh Prince of Mel Air
25. Best Visitor Messager - Jiro
26. Best Blogger - Jiro & Timekeeper
27. Best Thread - Jiro
28. Best Post - Jiro
29. Funniest Member - Guardian XIII
30. Weirdest Member - Jiro
31. Most Informative Member - Jiro
32. Most Productive Member - Jiro
33. Most Underrated Member - Jiro
34. Most Improved Member - Jiro
35. Most Missed Member - ShlupQuack
36. Most Hardcore Gamer - Guardian XIII
37. Most Helpful Gamer - Guardian XIII
38. Most Helpful Techy - Jiro
39. Most Helpful Member - Jiro
40. Cutest Couple - Jiro

Most Likely To…
41. Become a Cid's Knight - Guardian XIII
42. Get Banned -Demon Dude
43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time - Guardian XIII
44. LIMIT BREAK a post - Guardian XIII
45. Try to rep themselves - Jiro
46. Unwittingly build up a friendship with a spambot -Demon Dude
47. Be the Square-Enix Hacker - Jiro
48. Be Papa Smurf - Jiro
49. Be Gargamel - Jiro
50. Get Together - Rantzien
Everything - Rantzien
Whatever - ShlupQuack

Be sure you don't take on too many to actually handle.
Remember to PM your final speeches to the one and only Award Guy~

[demondude]

I call MLT be banned.

[Melissaur]

You would

[Jiro]

I'm fucking nominated for everything so I can't do any speeches :argh: Give me Most Underrated and Most Improved please. I'm sure Timekeeper will come along and decide which one we'll duo.

[Timekeeper]

I was just about to come here and say, which one are we going to do, Jiro?

Now I have to decide?
Nup.

You write something informative on each person, while I add totally uninformed comments. That's how the show works!

[Jiro]

We'll take Best Blogger then.

[demondude]

I'll also take most likely to unwittingly build up a friendship with a spambot.

[G13]

I'll take Best Member, Funniest Member, MLT Become a CK, MLT Limit Break a Post, and MLT Win a Ciddie For the First Time to start out with.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Make sure you're actually gonna get them in, folks, rather than just claiming. I've had too many bad experiences with people claiming so many and delivering so few. :cry:

[Jiro]

Ye of little faith

[Rantz]

I claim all of them. ALL OF THEM!!

[Jiro]

I'll also take Cutest Couple, seeing as I've already submitted my two solo speeches.

Timekeeper I will hit you up on MSN at some point when your exams are over. Lemme know brotherman

EDIT: SCREW YOU PANTZIEN

[Jiro]

Cutest Couple is done, and is pretty good if I say so myself. I will now take on Best Veteran seeing as I will never be eligible for that award ever again.

[Jiro]

Colour Best Veteran done. Actually I'll colour it done. *goes to edit OP*

[Laddy]

I'll take Best Male and Cutest Male, please.

[Melissaur]

WOAH WOAH!! Who the SMURF edited my post!?

[Slothy]

Is Jiro is drunk on power and an inflated sense of his own self importance again?

[Melissaur]

Oh well. I love when Jiro tweaks my stuff.

[demondude]

I'll also take most likely to unwittingly build up a friendship with a spambot.

[Shlup]

I'll do one but I don't care which, so put me down for whatever.

[escobert]

I'm fucking nominated for everything so I can't do any speeches :argh: Give me Most Underrated and Most Improved please. I'm sure Timekeeper will come along and decide which one we'll duo.

well you could liek me and not get nominated for anything every year :p

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Got four in so far, keep them coming, guys.

[Jiro]

Is Jiro is drunk on power and an inflated sense of his own self importance again?
You know it baby :aimkiss:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Still just four. Man, at this rate, BoB will have to write speeches, and boy does he suck at it. xD

[demondude]

I'll get mine in later! :colbert:

[Melissaur]

Finishing them today Award_Guy! Just a quick run through to make sure my spelling and grammar are correct.

[demondude]

I finished spambot.

[Laddy]

Almost done! I just have to record the audio for one of them. <3

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Five received, 45 to go =] Looking forward to getting a few more, I'll be hopefully able to get BoB into action in writing up a few crap speeches tomorrow.

[Rantz]

I'll do MLT Get Together.

Edit: Finished.

[Shiny]

I'll take #48, #11, and #12.

[Melissaur]

ALRIGHT! Save, I guess, means don't save. Or I really derped. But alas I don't have mine complete. I'll whip them back up today along with sexiest Female. Busy busy day for me indeed :(

[demondude]

MLT get banned complete. I probably won't take any more on because my speech writing skills have been poor this time.

[Melissaur]

Did you send it in?

[demondude]

Yep.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

35 speeches to go! Keep 'em coming, I'm hoping to fire off the Ciddies Revelations tomorrow and that means about 12-17 hours from now.

[Melissaur]

HELLO PEOPLE! We need those speeches like yesterday! And if you don't writee them then I have to and The Ciddies will truly suck.

[demondude]

I finished spambot.

[Melissaur]

good for you
do more!~

[Shlup]

I finished Most Missed Member. I think I'll do at least one more before I send it in though.

[Melissaur]

Just send it in AND do one more

[Shlup]

There. Mark that shit green. That was way too much effort.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I don't have a PM though :(

[Shlup]

I sent them to the person who made the thread, as is the logical thing to do. :mymelbert:

[Melissaur]

Well I had said to PM them to AG but don't worry! I forwarded it!

[Shlup]

Pfft, reading.

[Agent Proto]

I sent AG speeches for Best Avatar and Signature, so I demand that I be listed. >:O

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Okay, I have 20 speeches. The following are awards I have nothing for. Please try to get the MLTs done at least as they will be revealed first!

Best Male
Best Female
Best Administrator
Best Cid's Knight
Best Site Staff
Best Regular
Nicest Member
Evilest Member
Cutest Male
Cutest Female
Best Custom Rank
Best Artist
Best Writer
Best Poster
Best Spammer
Best Blogger
Best Thread
Best Post
Weirdest Member
Most Informative Member
Most Productive Member
Most Hardcore Gamer
Most Helpful Gamer
Most Helpful Techy
Most Helpful Member
MLT Become a Cid's Knight
MLT Try to rep themselves
MLT Be the Square-Enix Hacker
MLT Be Papa Smurf
MLT Be Gargamel

[Jiro]

Surely you've gotten my speeches?! I've sent in like a dozen already!

[Rantz]

Sent in a Best Female speech I wrote while very intoxicated. It remains to be seen whether or not it's passable.

[G13]

Finished up MLT Become a CK, with the help of ee and Jiro. :monster:

[Jiro]

Okay OP should be updated with all the awards. Please go off that because otherwise you'll be doing speeches I've already worked on :p

[demondude]

I'mma do cutest female.

Edit: Completed

[Jiro]

Anyone else want to try their hand at Best CK and Best Writer? Eric and I would rather.. not write about ourselves (again).

[NorthernChaosGod]

Isn't there always a scramble to do a bunch at the end?

[Jiro]

I think Tavrobel did 18 speeches once. There is not usually a scramble of this magnitude. Besides, you usually get around 6 or 7 people contributing. We were a bit short on that this time.