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Goldenboko
06-24-2011, 04:09 PM
This morning, I was very sad when I noticed I did not have enough cereal for a full bowl. Unwilling to give in to not having cereal for breakfast (I had made up my mind dammit!) I put it in the bowl, then got my milk! To my dismay, the milk was also low, I didn't even know if there was enough to fill this small bowl. However, when I poured it out, there was the exact cereal to milk ratio that I always like. It was. Glorious.

THE ONLY WAY THESE TO COINCIDENTS COULD'VE ALIGNED SO IS FROM AN OMNIPOTENT PRESENCE! THERE IS A GOD! :D

Also post about you're experience with god. Not that you have any. Suckers.
demondude
06-24-2011, 04:12 PM
Earlier I was the 1000000th person to visit Youtube and I won a plasma TV. I gave them my bank details and I'm expecting arrival later. I'm so happy! :)
theundeadhero
06-24-2011, 06:21 PM
When I was in elementary school one of my shoes was tied in a huge knot that I couldn't get undone as I took them off for bed so I prayed God would help me out in my sleep. When I woke up the knot was gone, so there's my miracle.
Peegee
06-24-2011, 06:26 PM
I've seen like 3 eoffers naked though one of them took her intellectual property back so it's more like 2.5 naked eoffers
DMKA
06-24-2011, 06:36 PM
I read the Bible once and it said God exist.
Goldenboko
06-24-2011, 07:13 PM
I was stuck in traffic. GOD WOULD NEVER ALLOW SUCH A THING! NO GOD!
Slothy
06-24-2011, 07:15 PM
I sneezed and a booger ended up hanging out of my nose, so I think I'm with Boko on this one.
Del Murder
06-24-2011, 07:21 PM
I took a dump that resembled Jesus.
Slothy
06-24-2011, 07:27 PM
I took a dump that resembled Jesus.

I'd worship that.
Carl the Llama
06-24-2011, 08:32 PM
I took a dump that resembled Jesus.

You must submit a pic to STLLJ lol

I thought it would be nifty to do a Mafia, then I offered to partner up with DD and he said we would be Mafia Mods together!!! THEN Del said that we would be next to host a Mafia game!!!

Also I got a Cheese Dragon at the dragon cave!!! Yay me!
TrollHunter
06-24-2011, 10:07 PM
Didn't hitchhikers guide to the galaxy already prove that god doesn't exist?
Citizen Bleys
06-25-2011, 05:48 AM
There's too much stupidity for there to be a God.
DMKA
06-25-2011, 05:51 AM
There's too much stupidity for there to be a God.

God just likes to troll.

Bible says so.
NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 08:52 PM
God made 4chan?
DMKA
06-26-2011, 01:59 AM
God made 4chan?

Yep. Read Corinthians closely. It's in there.
KentaRawr!
06-26-2011, 02:02 AM
I used to wake up every morning, and my room was clean. I eventually caught on to the fact that God wasn't really cleaning my room every morning. It was actually my very hard working Mom, who didn't appreciate me leaving my stuff everywhere.
_Ash
06-26-2011, 03:14 AM
I can't get over the fact that he (or it) put enough milk in your bowl as she (or it, or he) placed about 70% salt water on this planet. I don't know about you, but I love salt water...
Vermachtnis
06-26-2011, 03:21 AM
Didn't hitchhikers guide to the galaxy already prove that god doesn't exist?

He was poofed out of existance, but not before leaving his final Message on the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains. We apologize for the inconvenience
_Ash
06-26-2011, 03:28 AM
It's true, although christianity has been proving god to be fictional long before the Hitchhiker's guide...
TrollHunter
06-26-2011, 03:45 AM
Didn't hitchhikers guide to the galaxy already prove that god doesn't exist?

He was poofed out of existance, but not before leaving his final Message on the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains. We apologize for the inconvenience

Right... that was a sad part of the book. what with marvin dying and all
Laddy
06-26-2011, 07:58 AM
The Bible isn't real.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q255/tettykins/CranePrizeBible1.jpg

Holy shit! I guess I'm wrong.
Christmas
03-11-2022, 05:04 AM
I actually clicked on this thread more than a decade later. Guess God really do exists!