Citizen Bleys
06-25-2011, 05:57 AM
I'll start:
1. Post pictures of your genitals on Twitter
2. Always dress as Batman
3. Address the House (or Senate, or Congress, or what have you) exclusively in the voice of Kermit the Frog
4. End every sentence with "because of the Jews"
5. Have your name legally changed to "Satan Mc:bou::bou::bou::bou:"
6. Run a grassroots campaign, then start referring to yourself in the pluralis majestis
7. Respond to every question from a reporter with "I'm not going to answer that until I get my hug." (This one is my favourite. It also works with police, judges, and the Queen)
8. Table a bill making it a criminal offence to use a past participle without an auxilliary verb (I would vote for that bill)
9. Refer to Amnesty International as "Those whiny little wankers"
10. (In France only) Get caught having sex with your own spouse
1. Post pictures of your genitals on Twitter
2. Always dress as Batman
3. Address the House (or Senate, or Congress, or what have you) exclusively in the voice of Kermit the Frog
4. End every sentence with "because of the Jews"
5. Have your name legally changed to "Satan Mc:bou::bou::bou::bou:"
6. Run a grassroots campaign, then start referring to yourself in the pluralis majestis
7. Respond to every question from a reporter with "I'm not going to answer that until I get my hug." (This one is my favourite. It also works with police, judges, and the Queen)
8. Table a bill making it a criminal offence to use a past participle without an auxilliary verb (I would vote for that bill)
9. Refer to Amnesty International as "Those whiny little wankers"
10. (In France only) Get caught having sex with your own spouse