101 ways to commit political suicide

[Citizen Bleys]

I'll start:

1. Post pictures of your genitals on Twitter
2. Always dress as Batman
3. Address the House (or Senate, or Congress, or what have you) exclusively in the voice of Kermit the Frog
4. End every sentence with "because of the Jews"
5. Have your name legally changed to "Satan Mc:bou::bou::bou::bou:"
6. Run a grassroots campaign, then start referring to yourself in the pluralis majestis
7. Respond to every question from a reporter with "I'm not going to answer that until I get my hug." (This one is my favourite. It also works with police, judges, and the Queen)
8. Table a bill making it a criminal offence to use a past participle without an auxilliary verb (I would vote for that bill)
9. Refer to Amnesty International as "Those whiny little wankers"
10. (In France only) Get caught having sex with your own spouse

[sharkythesharkdogg]

11. You could go for the "performance art (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yshnhEHBtO4&feature=related)" option.

12. Go visit your mistress in Argentina for 6 days, but tell your political aides to tell the rest of the state you're hiking the Appalachian Trail.

13. Announce one of the pillars of your campaign platform is going commando as much as possible. Make every Friday a "free ball Friday."

14. O'Donnell's "separation of church and state" gaffe is a classic.

[Pumpkin]

7. Respond to every question from a reporter with "I'm not going to answer that until I get my hug." (This one is my favourite. It also works with police, judges, and the Queen)


Believe it or not, someone at my school did this to the teachers

[Del Murder]

Occasionally dressing as Batman is ok though?

[NorthernChaosGod]

15. Be a member of this forum.

[Big D]

16. Take a sensible, informed and balanced approach to policy decisions - instead of campaigning on hysteria, buzzwords and whatever far-right or far-left bandwagon issue will garner the most attention

17. Justify women's pay disparity by blaming their strange feminine ways (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10734009)

18. Always answer your phone by pretending to be an answerphone, even if other people are in the room

19. Insist on donning a surgical mask and rubber gloves before holding a voter's baby for a photo

[Citizen Bleys]

I quite like #19 xD

EDIT yet I didn't think to rep it right away because I am a frakking moron.

[TrollHunter]

19 is amazing
20: run around a supermarket clad in only the superhero underwear of your choice and a sheet tied around your neck as a cape.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

21) Continue to proclaim gay relationships as morally corrupt while cheating on your spouse with someone 1/3 your age.

22) Devote half your state's budget to "finally eradicating those damned subterranean mole people."

[NeoCracker]

23) Get a blow job.

[Loony BoB]

24) Give a blow job.