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smittenkitten
06-25-2011, 07:35 PM
Congrats o_O

G13
06-25-2011, 07:37 PM
Congratulations, o_O!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 07:38 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Helpful Gamer</span>
Last winner: Wolf Kanno &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ &middot; JKTrix &middot; Ouch! &middot; Roogle &middot; Vivi22 &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">JKTrix
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Ouch!</td></tr></table></div></div>

Remon
06-25-2011, 07:42 PM
Wolf Kanno!

Melissaur
06-25-2011, 07:42 PM
GO ROOGLE!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 07:44 PM
Bud Light Eyes on Final Fantasy presents Real Men of Genius Gaming.

Reeeeal men of gaaaaamiiinng.

Today we salute you, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer.

Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Ga-a-mer!

There's nothing quite like getting lost in a dark area in Tomb Raider and stumbling into the home of an angry animal.

Where'd that tiger come from?

But there you are, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer, ready to lift the controller from our trembling hands and defeat the terrifying monster with ease.

Look out, it's right behind you!

What's the Konami code?

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A-AAAAAAAA!

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Ciddie, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer. You beat the bosses we can't, and we have no problem taking the credit for it.

Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Ga-a-mer.

fire_of_avalon
06-25-2011, 07:44 PM
Roogle rhymes with moogle :stare:

fire_of_avalon
06-25-2011, 07:44 PM
Kanno rhymes with banno! :D?!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 07:45 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Helpful Gamer</span>
Last winner: Wolf Kanno &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ &middot; JKTrix &middot; Ouch! &middot; Roogle &middot; Vivi22 &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Ouch!..........................6
JKTrix.........................5
Vivi22.........................5
Roogle.........................4
RSL............................1

...leaving either Jessweeee♪ or Wolf Kanno to give the other player a helping hand in winning this Ciddie!</div></div>

smittenkitten
06-25-2011, 07:49 PM
Should be RSL ftw. :(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 07:49 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Helpful Gamer</span>
Last winner: Wolf Kanno &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ &middot; JKTrix &middot; Ouch! &middot; Roogle &middot; Vivi22 &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno....................11
Jessweeee♪.....................6
Ouch!..........................6
JKTrix.........................5
Vivi22.........................5
Roogle.........................4
RSL............................1</div></div>

G13
06-25-2011, 07:50 PM
Kanno, yeah! Congrats, man. :D

Melissaur
06-25-2011, 07:52 PM
Way to go!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 07:53 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Hardcore Gamer</span>
Last winner: Necronopticous &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF &middot; Ouch! &middot; Vivi22 &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Ouch!
Wolf Kanno</td></tr></table></div></div>

G13
06-25-2011, 07:55 PM
Man, Kanno is a fan favorite.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 07:56 PM
What makes a person a gamer? What makes them hardcore gamers? I remember Tavrobel said something along the lines of “If you don't play computer games, you're not a hardcore gamer.”

I disagree. I think there's quite a bit more to being a hardcore gamer. Playing computer games religiously certainly helps, but it just doesn't seem like it's enough. There's got to be more to it. Perhaps... perhaps the only way to describe what I'm feeling is through

Song

Basement dwelling virgins :smug:ing at their free online PS3s
Ragesmashed controllers at red-ringed 360s
Brown cardboard boxes stamped with “Warranty”
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

Halo v. Call of Duty and Microsoft v. Sony
Heated fanboy arguments, both sides claiming superiority
And throughout all this there's no love for the Wii
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

Dungeon tans in the middle of summer
Blisters on trigger fingers, man that's a bummer
Staying up all night to play Final Fantasy
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember all the hardcore gamer-like things
And then I take a handful of

Prooooooo-zaaaaaaaaac

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 07:58 PM
Proto: Great speech, man.
GXIII: Thanks, bro. /smug

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:00 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Hardcore Gamer</span>
Last winner: Necronopticous &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF &middot; Ouch! &middot; Vivi22 &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Ouch!..........................5
I'm my own MILF................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Vivi22 and Wolf Kanno to settle this in an epic one-on-one multiplayer battle... FIGHT!</div></div>

Melissaur
06-25-2011, 08:03 PM
RSL ftw!

G13
06-25-2011, 08:03 PM
No you're not hardcore

no you're not hardcore

Unless you live hardcore

unless you live hardcore

And the legend of the rent was way hardcore

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:04 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Hardcore Gamer</span>
Last winner: Necronopticous &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF &middot; Ouch! &middot; Vivi22 &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno....................20
Vivi22.........................8
Ouch!..........................5
I'm my own MILF................3
RSL............................1</div></div>

G13
06-25-2011, 08:05 PM
Hell yeah Kanno man!

Melissaur
06-25-2011, 08:05 PM
Congrats

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 08:05 PM
Vivi22 should have won, but congrats to WK!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:07 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Missed Member</span>
Last winner: Flying Mullet &middot; Nomination Leaders: eestlinc, Resha, RSL and Rye

The Nominees
Clo &middot; Demon Dude &middot; eestlinc &middot; Resha &middot; RSL &middot; Rye

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Clo
Rye
Clo
Rye
Rye
Rye</td></tr></table></div></div>

G13
06-25-2011, 08:08 PM
Demon Dude, I miss you! :G

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:10 PM
14 freaking tie breakers. Crazy. Every time I got a set of replies from the people I asked to break the ties (and I probably asked about 30 altogether and am still getting some replies back now xD), a new tie was created.

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 08:12 PM
I hated that too, but the voters all they want to do is create ties and never breaking them. That's why we have people like Miriel!!

Pike
06-25-2011, 08:12 PM
I blame hanging chads.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:13 PM
Oh, Clo... One of the few females around here whose wit was on par with her looks. And I'm not calling the other females around here dumb, just ugly. Okay, not really, but I'm trying to think of something nice to say about Clo when I'm not very good at complimenting people so cut me some slack. We like her. She brings us cat-related humor, and that never goes unappreciated.

Demon Dude is back. So smurf all.

I see eestlinc on Facebook all the time, so you should all know that he mostly abandoned us for no good reason at all. Also, he stood me up for a date once. I think that was the same day I ate sushi off tiny boats, though, so it turned out okay. I don't even know what it is we all like about this guy, but we just go right on liking him anyway, because he's so... likable. But now he's all educated and tit and, as such, he is a dead.

Resha has always managed to stay cool while seeming to fly under the radar. Let's be honest, Resha is too cool for this award.

Will you smurfs get over RSL already? Hasn't he been gone longer than he was here yet?

It's hard to miss Rye when you know she's going to come back any day now. She is. Right? ...Right?

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 08:17 PM
http://nyan-cat.com/images/nyan-cat.gif

G13
06-25-2011, 08:17 PM
xD Nice speech, Shlup.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:18 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Missed Member</span>
Last winner: Flying Mullet &middot; Nomination Leader: eestlinc, Resha, RSL and Rye

The Nominees
Clo &middot; Demon Dude &middot; eestlinc &middot; Resha &middot; RSL &middot; Rye

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Demon Dude.....................9
Rye............................8
Clo............................6
eestlinc.......................6

...leaving Resha and RSL to settle a Ciddie which took 14 tie-breakers to decide a winner!</div></div>

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 08:19 PM
hahahaha, you predictors all failed! :lol:

G13
06-25-2011, 08:20 PM
Don't mind me, just adding some fluff to this award. :)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:21 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Missed Member</span>
Last winner: Flying Mullet &middot; Nomination Leader: eestlinc, Resha, RSL and Rye

The Nominees
Clo &middot; Demon Dude &middot; eestlinc &middot; Resha &middot; RSL &middot; Rye

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Resha

The Final Tally
Resha.........................11
RSL...........................10
Demon Dude.....................9
Rye............................8
Clo............................6
eestlinc.......................6</div></div>

G13
06-25-2011, 08:22 PM
Oh Resha, can you not see
You just landed yourself a Ciddie

smittenkitten
06-25-2011, 08:23 PM
Yeah I love RSL and Resha but I still speak to Pooja on msn, I think RSL sould come back. :(

Congrats Pooja, come back to us! ;;

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 08:24 PM
I am now here, congratulations to all those who won. And uhm congratulations to the people I don't know who will win this award.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:26 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Improved Member</span>
Last winner: Sir Lancealot &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; KaiserDragon

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">KaiserDragon
Cuchulainn
KaiserDragon
Cuchulainn
Baloki
Cuchulainn
Baloki</td></tr></table></div></div>

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 08:28 PM
Gooo HC even though my opinion on this is completely irrelevant!

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 08:29 PM
HC's only improvement was his name going from HYPOALLERGENIC CACTUAR to an eye pleasing Hypoallergenic Cactuar. :P

G13
06-25-2011, 08:29 PM
Come on, KaiserDragon, I've got a lot of money riding on you!

Jentleness
06-25-2011, 08:30 PM
Of all the nominees for Most Missed the only one I recognized was RSL...

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:30 PM
I was going to take each member's first post and compare it to their latest post at time of writing, but I stumbled upon a few snags.

First of all was the fact that these are supposed to be representative of the past six months. Can anybody noticeably improve in that short period of time short of, y'know, no longer being Peegee? That's one you can all debate in EoEO.

Secondly, Baloki is still a furry, Cuch is still drunk, Hypo Cactuar is still Hypo and half the forum is unfamiliar with KaiserDragon, a fact which you should all be ashamed of. Not just like "oh no I'm sorry" ashamed, but "I will forever repent for this gross misdeed, please don't smite me" ashamed. Be warned :argh:

So how are we measuring how improved they are? It stands to reason that we should have some sort of criterion (Note: Criterion is the word you use when you want everyone to know you're too smart to use the word criteria, or something. I actually have no idea of the definition, save me Batman) with which to judge this competition.

My original thought was to get them to fight to the death, but I feel this is an unfair advantage to Cuchulainn who is a natural born brawler. KaiserDragon might also surprise us with his command over an impressive number of dragons. Mmmm, crispy.

My next idea was to simply graph the number and quality of posts each member has made in the last six months. When I realised that Hypoallergenic Cactuar has made precisely 2130 posts since January 1 this year, I scrapped that idea and decided to move onto the failsafe.

The failsafe is to bulltit for long enough that it looks like I've written a full sized speech and leave all the hard work to Award Guy. Peace off.

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 08:33 PM
Great speech jiro, I barely noticed the stalling.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:33 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Improved Member</span>
Last winner: Sir Lancealot &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; KaiserDragon

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Baloki.........................8
Cuchulainn.....................5
RSL............................1

...leaving Hypoallergenic Cactuar and KaiserDragon to up their game!</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 08:35 PM
What, I lost? How can this beeeeeeeee...

G13
06-25-2011, 08:36 PM
Do it, KD!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:36 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Improved Member</span>
Last winner: Sir Lancealot &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; KaiserDragon

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
KaiserDragon

The Final Tally
KaiserDragon..................12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........9
Baloki.........................8
Cuchulainn.....................5
RSL............................1</div></div>

G13
06-25-2011, 08:37 PM
Fuck yeah! Congrats, man!

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 08:37 PM
It's at times like these that I wish I joined earlier so I would know who to vote for but... CONGRATULATIONS KaiserDragon!!!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:39 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Underrated Member</span>
Last winner: blackmage_nuke &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; blackmage_nuke &middot; Laddy

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
Laddy</td></tr></table></div></div>

demondude
06-25-2011, 08:44 PM
Kaiserdragon won! :jess:

Baloki
06-25-2011, 08:44 PM
I'm putting all my hopes on winning this award!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:45 PM
It has been said before, but the Most Underrated Award is a bit of a cop out. You can't win this award and be underrated. Not being nominated is the way to win, really. But that tit is too meta for my head, so we'll try and keep this simple.

I'm here to tell you a couple of reasons why these people are awesome. We only have three nominees this time around. What does that say about them? Well I guess they are super underrated then.

First up we have Baloki. Now I'm pretty sure the two nominees of Baloki were Baloki and myself. Why did I nominate him? Apart from tits and giggles, it was mostly because, being a staff member now, I can see how much he complains about wanting to get things done. He tries, man. And he's actually far cooler than you would expect.

Next is blackmage_nuke. I feel for this guy. He's won this award about a million times, it's his thing. But the award is a kick in the balls. I think what needs to happen is that people actually RATE HIM AS HE DESERVES, which is highly. In fact I motion that blackmage_nuke takes my place as a Cid's Knight, the guy is way cooler than me and you people JUST CAN'T SEE IT.

Laddy is last up but Laddy is not the least underrated member. Or something. smurf I've confused myself now. But anyway. Did you know Laddy is a talented actor? I bet you didn't, because you are all idiots who don't pay attention. He also has pretty cool taste in music and, as we all can appreciate, looks like Robert Plant.

These members are underrated because of us. It's our fault. So everybody needs to look in the mirror, pull an angry face and tell yourself not to be such a dick and value people the way they should be. And then wink and hit on yourself, just to smurf with your own head ;)

Baloki
06-25-2011, 08:50 PM
The tension is killing me!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:51 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Underrated Member</span>
Last winner: blackmage_nuke &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; blackmage_nuke &middot; Laddy

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Baloki.........................6
RSL............................1

...leaving blackmage_nuke and Laddy to argue over who gets the least credit!</div></div>

Jentleness
06-25-2011, 08:53 PM
What? hit myself in the head? Why that might actually knock some sense into me...

Baloki
06-25-2011, 08:53 PM
Fiddlesticks!

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 08:53 PM
Man, I really hope Laddy wins. He's actually improved, but still pretty underrated. So go Laddy!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:53 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Underrated Member</span>
Last winner: blackmage_nuke &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; blackmage_nuke &middot; Laddy

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
blackmage_nuke

The Final Tally
blackmage_nuke................17
Laddy.........................13
Baloki.........................6
RSL............................1</div></div>

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 08:54 PM
Congratulations! Also... Why am I not the least bit surprised?

Jentleness
06-25-2011, 08:58 PM
Awww, I really thought Baloki would win that one! :|

However, congratulations Blackmage_Nuke, you with the awesomely lopsided name! :hello:

Baloki
06-25-2011, 08:58 PM
;_;

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 08:59 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Productive Member</span>
Last winner: Rantzien &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Marshall Banana &middot; Rantzien

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien</td></tr></table></div></div>

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 09:00 PM
I have a feeling Rantzien is going to win this.

Baloki
06-25-2011, 09:00 PM
I stand no chance here xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:01 PM
Let me try and play this one straight because I have some ideas on what people have actually done.

Baloki - He's been a driving force behind getting tit done for a while. You might think "oh look at him he's a fox yiff yiff" but you underestimate the work ethic this man has. He's gotten stuck into working on the front site along with a few others, and man if they all keep this up we should be looking at a brand spanking new front site very shortly. But seriously Baloki is always bitching about wanting to do things.

I'm my own MILF - This guy has written books and conquered the world and the stars in a variety of games and also his head using his skills at war. He has a degree in that tit too btw (war, not games) and he was like top of the class or something. Respect him or die basically. But seriously how he manages to do all of this and update his joint blog (http://www.theandroidscloset.com/) with Pike will never cease to amaze me. He's already a smurfing robot, ignore what he says about it being his dream.

Jiro - Aww tit. I once updated the wiki? :jess:

Marshall Banana - This chika has helped revive a lot of the styles, and was pretty damn useful in the vB4 move. As far as I'm aware, she's pretty clued on with what is happening over on that previously mentioned front site too, so she's helping out there as well. All this and still has time to eat sweet sweet strawberries.

Rantzien - If I copy pasted the above section, the only thing that would be incorrect would be the references to she. Rantzien is doing a lot on the front site and helping with styles too. In addition he helped with all those name changes when I "made" that "event" earlier. Extreme Wheelie is still a superior name. But seriously I don't know what else to tell you. He has his fingers in a lot of pies but it's not disgusting or creepy?

I trust you have all voted for the right person. I dunno who that is though. Just not me!

Rantz
06-25-2011, 09:01 PM
This one'll go to MILF, I just know it.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:02 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Productive Member</span>
Last winner: Rantzien &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Marshall Banana &middot; Rantzien

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Jiro...........................6
Marshall Banana................4
I'm my own MILF................1
RSL............................1

...leaving Baloki and Rantzien to do all the work!</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 09:03 PM
Note to self: Plan revenge on Jiro :p

Edit: Oh My!

Jentleness
06-25-2011, 09:03 PM
Yeah, Rantzien fixes all my stuff, which I find pretty productive

Pike
06-25-2011, 09:04 PM
amg, Jiro, thank you for the blog shoutout in your speech. :jess:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:05 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Productive Member</span>
Last winner: Rantzien &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Marshall Banana &middot; Rantzien

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Rantzien

The Final Tally
Rantzien......................15
Baloki.........................8
Jiro...........................6
Marshall Banana................4
I'm my own MILF................1
RSL............................1</div></div>

Rantz
06-25-2011, 09:06 PM
Awww shucks :blush: Thanks!

Baloki
06-25-2011, 09:07 PM
I came second :D!

Although I don't dare edit Rantz profile xD His wrath is three times as mighty as his |33| skills :S

I Don't Need A Name
06-25-2011, 09:08 PM
Not to self: Autodidactism gets you awards. Contratz Rantzybaby

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:09 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Informative Member</span>
Last winner: Yeargdribble &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
crono_logical &middot; Iceglow &middot; Loony BoB &middot; o_O &middot; Rantzien &middot; Wolf Kanno &middot; Yeargdribble

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">o_O
Loony BoB
Iceglow
Yeargdribble
Iceglow
o_O
o_O</td></tr></table></div></div>

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 09:10 PM
Good job boh rantzien and baloki, you did us proud.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:10 PM
Being the most informative member, in my mind, means that you actually have to get your information across. That is, of course, after you a) have information people actually care about and b) try to communicate it in the first place.

That basically leaves this as a two horse race between Loony BoB and Rantzien. Let me tell you what has excluded the other nominees first and foremost.

crono_logical - Crono doesn't really post that much. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm glad he's come back in time :hahaha: for the Ciddies, but being the new Christmas doesn't really qualify you as "informative".

Iceglow - As part of a campaign to try and help the forum tackle Iceglow's posts, I recently started culling his posts at 50 words. That was a whole lot of effort, and ShlupQuack's suggestion to "sum it up in 5 words" was just as much hard work. It's a lonely world, being one of only two people who actually read Iceglow's posts (the second being his mother).

o_O - I would listen to everything he has to say if he does it just like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70bXiZmabI).

Wolf Kanno - Wolf Kanno is a lot like Iceglow without the references to your mother. Now let me explain before he stabs me. His posts are long and often contain good information, just not presented in a way that encourages people to read them (refer to the part where they are long). However he does make shorter posts occasionally which might actually put him in with a shot.

Yeargdribble - Posting primarily in EoEO is not good for you either because the only people who read your posts are people who want to argue with you and rip out your spleen. Not necessarily in that order either. I don't spend much time in EoEO either.

The other two - Do they post things that anyone else is interested in? Well that's for you to decide. I know I read their posts because they are bite sized and informative.

Remon
06-25-2011, 09:12 PM
Looks like i didn't get many right :p.
But congratulations everybody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJ2W6vN1Cs)!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:14 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Informative Member</span>
Last winner: Yeargdribble &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
crono_logical &middot; Iceglow &middot; Loony BoB &middot; o_O &middot; Rantzien &middot; Wolf Kanno &middot; Yeargdribble

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
crono_logical..................4
Loony BoB......................4
o_O............................4
Rantzien.......................4
Yeargdribble...................4
RSL............................1

...leaving either Iceglow or Wolf Kanno to inform the other of their victory!</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 09:14 PM
Looks like i didn't get many right :p.
But congratulations everybody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJ2W6vN1Cs)!

I approve of this video!

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 09:15 PM
Looks like i didn't get many right :p.
But congratulations everybody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJ2W6vN1Cs)!

I approve of this video!

So do I!

Pike
06-25-2011, 09:16 PM
Drats, off to work before the two awards I'm nom'd for come up!

I'm not going to win either of them, but early thanks to anyone who voted for me :3

Baloki
06-25-2011, 09:17 PM
Looks like i didn't get many right :p.
But congratulations everybody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJ2W6vN1Cs)!

I approve of this video!

So do I!

I'm also quite partial to this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZuvq4Ziw34).

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:20 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Informative Member</span>
Last winner: Yeargdribble &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
crono_logical &middot; Iceglow &middot; Loony BoB &middot; o_O &middot; Rantzien &middot; Wolf Kanno &middot; Yeargdribble

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno....................10
Iceglow........................6
crono_logical..................4
Loony BoB......................4
o_O............................4
Rantzien.......................4
Yeargdribble...................4
RSL............................1</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 09:21 PM
Congrats Kanno!

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 09:26 PM
Every time I read a post by wolf kanno, I feel that I learned something.

fire_of_avalon
06-25-2011, 09:27 PM
Wolfy is sweeping :O

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:27 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Weirdest Member</span>
Last winner: Peegee &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Alive-Man &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Roogle

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Peegee
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Peegee
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Roogle</td></tr></table></div></div>

demondude
06-25-2011, 09:28 PM
This one will be tight!

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 09:29 PM
This will be interesting, I'm pumped to see who will take home this one~!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:29 PM
A collection of weird tit:


http://burndownblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/500x_snake_1480967c_01.jpg


http://theaudracatalog.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Tree-man-who-grew-roots-may-be-cured12.jpg


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VhCwVLuxmbg/TfFPEWK0bZI/AAAAAAAAAEo/xoYRu4e_5hY/s640/dddddddddddd.jpg


YouTube - &#x202a;Japanese Police against Darth Vader&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k6WXMXFBEsQ)


YouTube - &#x202a;Wanderlei / Coleman Shaving!!&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2N_z4gSoRU&feature=player_embedded)


http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/101014/a_tod_tv_toybox2_16bd1f4-16bd1f7.jpg

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 09:32 PM
....I have no comment

Baloki
06-25-2011, 09:33 PM
A collection of weird tit:

YouTube - &#x202a;Wanderlei / Coleman Shaving!!&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2N_z4gSoRU&feature=player_embedded)

I think this would have been better: <strike>YouTube - &#x202a;Designed for Men for the World Japan&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSiYa3vE9-8)</strike> OR THIS REMIX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xxfhl8a71o

Remon
06-25-2011, 09:34 PM
HC! :monster:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:35 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Weirdest Member</span>
Last winner: Peegee &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Alive-Man &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Roogle

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Iceglow........................8
Alive-Man......................6
Psychotic......................2
Roogle.........................1
RSL............................1

...leaving Hypoallergenic Cactuar and Peegee to do weird things to each other! Erm...</div></div>

fire_of_avalon
06-25-2011, 09:35 PM
What the hell is that? I don't like bugs in my hair.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:37 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Weirdest Member</span>
Last winner: Peegee &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Alive-Man &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Roogle

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Peegee

The Final Tally
Peegee........................13
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........9
Iceglow........................8
Alive-Man......................6
Psychotic......................2
Roogle.........................1
RSL............................1</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 09:38 PM
Wait, I should be doing CMS-related stoof, may I be excused mister AG?

demondude
06-25-2011, 09:39 PM
w00t

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 09:40 PM
Congratulations peegee, may this video fill you with joy! YouTube - &#x202a;Top 5 Panda Cheese Commercials&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6iHCFiSqIw)

fire_of_avalon
06-25-2011, 09:41 PM
Could someone explain to me the Japanese girls with the bugs in their hair? Because I am totally creeped out.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:41 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Funniest Member</span>
Last winner: Psychotic &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Del Murder &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Jiro &middot; Old Manus &middot; Psychotic

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic</td></tr></table></div></div>


We have a lot of funny members here at EoFF, and each one has their own style of cracking jokes. Bunny, with his surly disposition and negative but hilarious comments on all the things you love. Del Murder and his... his uh... he's pretty funny too. foa pretending that she'll kick your ass, and how funny it still is when it turns out she wasn't pretending. Jiro's ADD style, and how he's always downing on himself just to make you laugh. Are you not entertained? Old Manus and his simple one liners that usually speak more truth than joke. And then there's Psychotic, who will emasculate and tear you to shreds just for his own, and often many others', amusement.

So yeah, where was I going with that?

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 09:42 PM
It would appeared I'm doomed to win a MLT Get Together forever.

demondude
06-25-2011, 09:44 PM
You wanna go for next year as well, honey? :aimkiss:

Edit: or do we have to hate each other? I lost track of how to win it.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:44 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Funniest Member</span>
Last winner: Psychotic &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Del Murder &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Jiro &middot; Old Manus &middot; Psychotic

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Del Murder.....................6
Old Manus......................6
fire_of_avalon.................4
Jiro...........................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Bunny and Psychotic in a battle of wits!</div></div>

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 09:45 PM
I don't even know, they just happen no matter what I do.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:45 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Funniest Member</span>
Last winner: Psychotic &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Del Murder &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Jiro &middot; Old Manus &middot; Psychotic

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Psychotic

The Final Tally
Psychotic.....................10
Bunny..........................7
Del Murder.....................6
Old Manus......................6
fire_of_avalon.................4
Jiro...........................3
RSL............................1</div></div>

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 09:48 PM
Pretty close between bunny and psychotic. Good job!

Pheesh
06-25-2011, 09:49 PM
Just wanted to give major props to eric and dak for doing that MLT become a CK speech with basically no help from me, it was hilarious xD

Congrats to all the winners, and unfortunately I'll probably fall asleep before my next catagories come up (dunno what happened to MLT win first ciddie >_>).

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:51 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Post</span>
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134799-engagement-proposals-2.html#post2922731 &middot; Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136579-dear-shiny.html#post2965470 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/137032-antichrist-watch-never-want-have-sex-again.html#post2980785

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778
http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/137032-antichrist-watch-never-want-have-sex-again.html#post2980785
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136579-dear-shiny.html#post2965470</td></tr></table></div></div>


We have a nice spread of posts for Best Post. I mean, it's not often that you see a legitimate awesome post in the way of FFXII = Star Wars accompanied by a YOUR MOM joke by Psychotic instead of the usual Iceglow (whose mother is probably ashamed of his disrespect towards all mothers everywhere). Alongside that is a post by Bunny in which he tries to defend my honour and successfully repealed my banning. Gotta love him for that. Last but not least Jessweeee♪ tries to turn us all of sex forever. It had the desired effect on me, however a few of the other posters in that thread seemed to get their rocks off to it. smurfing disturbing.

http://randomthoughts.ws/files/Pineapple_Head_7.jpg

NCG's Left Ear
06-25-2011, 09:52 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Get Together</span>
Last winner: Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod &middot; Nomination Leader: Justy & NCG's Left Ear

The Nominees
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod &middot; Iceglow & ShlupQuack &middot; Justy & NCG's Left Ear &middot; Peegee & Raistlin

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Justy & NCG's Left Ear

The Final Tally
Justy & NCG's Left Ear..................</>..........................13
Peegee & Raistlin........................</>.........................12
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod...........</>........................7
Iceglow & ShlupQuack.........................</>......................4
RSL & a tall, conical hat. Is he a dunce or a wizard? You decide...1</div></div>
Someday I hope the rest of the country is as open, tolerant, and accepting as EoFF.

Wait, no. I don't hope. I believe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VTYNIHYfI&feature=related).

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 09:54 PM
Go Bunny's post!

EDIT: Oh fuck off you, before I go get plugs and ruin you forever.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:55 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Post</span>
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134799-engagement-proposals-2.html#post2922731 &middot; Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136579-dear-shiny.html#post2965470 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/137032-antichrist-watch-never-want-have-sex-again.html#post2980785

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607............................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/137032-antichrist-watch-never-want-have-sex-again.html#post2980785...6
RSL.......................</>................................1

...leaving http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136579-dear-shiny.html#post2965470 and http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778 to take the best post!</div></div>

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 09:56 PM
Go Bunny's post!

EDIT: Oh fuck off you, before I go get plugs and ruin you forever.

I thought your ear had a very heartwarming post. You just don't understand!

Del Murder
06-25-2011, 09:57 PM
Oh sweet Star Wars might win, as it deserves!

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 09:57 PM
Noooooooooo! Bunny. :(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 09:58 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Post</span>
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134799-engagement-proposals-2.html#post2922731 &middot; Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136579-dear-shiny.html#post2965470 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607 &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/137032-antichrist-watch-never-want-have-sex-again.html#post2980785

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778

The Final Tally
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/135913-final-fantasy-xii-star-wars.html#post2948778...........................13
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136579-dear-shiny.html#post2965470.....................</>...........................9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html#post2978607............................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/137032-antichrist-watch-never-want-have-sex-again.html#post2980785...6
RSL........................</>...............................1</div></div>

nik0tine
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
yay peegee for weirdest member :D

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
'grats, Eric!

Remon
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
Yeah!! :D

demondude
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
Predictions are starting to look up. :)

Del Murder
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
Niiiiice. But Psy's post was also deserving as I had repped it as well.

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 10:00 PM
FF12 is star wars.... you made me believe, you gave me hope, you gave me a purpose.

NCG's Left Ear
06-25-2011, 10:00 PM
Go Bunny's post!

EDIT: Oh fuck off you, before I go get plugs and ruin you forever.



Go Bunny's post!

EDIT: Oh fuck off you, before I go get plugs and ruin you forever.

I thought your ear had a very heartwarming post. You just don't understand!
He's always been against our love.

Rantz
06-25-2011, 10:00 PM
Nice! Deserving winner.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:01 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Thread</span>
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134068-eoff-beard-contest.html &middot; Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136179-ears-ff.html &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136179-ears-ff.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html</td></tr></table></div></div>


I nominated last Ciddies' revelations as the best thread. Why? Because it is. It has everything. People show their true colours, and post with complete freedom. Everything goes in the Ciddies Revelations, and you see some of the most hilarious, smurfed up, sleep depraved posts, and that's just me!

I wonder if, by the time this speech is aired, I've gone insane and posted google images for every award? I hope so. Good times, friends, good times.

The Ciddies is the thing that brings us all together over a mutual hatred of Psychotic sweeping the Ciddies. He does it every year, but we can still enjoy ourselves. So next Ciddies, nominate this Ciddies as the best thread so I don't feel like a complete loser.


http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/funny-picture-spiderman-venom.jpg

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:01 PM
We all know Sin is Tidus' father and Auron is the true Obi Wan!

demondude
06-25-2011, 10:02 PM
Ears on FF ftw!

Del Murder
06-25-2011, 10:02 PM
I hope FFVI wins best thread too so it's a FF sweep. I hope this also starts a wave of great posts/threads in the FF forums. :bigsmile:

Remon
06-25-2011, 10:04 PM
I hope FFVI wins best thread too so it's a FF sweep. I hope this also starts a wave of great posts/threads in the FF forums. :bigsmile:

I like where this is going.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:04 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Thread</span>
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134068-eoff-beard-contest.html &middot; Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136179-ears-ff.html &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136179-ears-ff.html........................</>........................6
RSL..............................</>.........................1

...leaving things you may not have known about ffvi to have their purpose revealed!</div></div>

Rantz
06-25-2011, 10:05 PM
I just have to say Jiro is beastly and manly at the same time for the amount of quality speeches he made. Like Tavrobel without the bitterness!

demondude
06-25-2011, 10:05 PM
:(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:07 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Thread</span>
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/134068-eoff-beard-contest.html &middot; Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136179-ears-ff.html &middot; http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html

The Final Tally
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136956-purpose-revealed.html...........................15
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/136317-6-things-you-may-not-have-known-about-ffvi.html...............14
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136179-ears-ff.html.................</>...............................6
RSL.......................</>................................1</div></div>

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 10:08 PM
Let's go Bunny!

EDIT: You did it! :D

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 10:08 PM
OHHHHH YEAH! I had a feeling that would win it!

Remon
06-25-2011, 10:10 PM
Oh so close! But both deserved it. :p

Raistlin
06-25-2011, 10:12 PM
Truly a deserving winner.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:12 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Blogger</span>
Last winner: ShlupQuack &middot; Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; ShlupQuack &middot; Yeargdribble

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Yeargdribble
Yeargdribble
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack</td></tr></table></div></div>


So I am without my trusty sidekick for this speech. I had considered trying to imitate him and fool you all, but I realised I am not quite talented enough to pull that off.

Blogging is pretty new to EoFF, so this will be the first time we crown the bestest bloggerer of 'em all. As it's such a new award, it's kind of hard to know what criteria you're trying to hit. It's not like funniest member where all you have to do is be so funny that everyone spits juice at their screen. Nothing is quite as funny as losing the funniest member ciddie because everyone who was going to vote for you has to buy a new laptop.

Anyway back to the task at hand. Blogging hasn't been paid too much attention unfortunately, but thankfully we have a nice spread of uses from our three nominees.

First up is Hypoallergenic Cactuar. His most recent blog (http://forums.eyesonff.com/blogs/hypoallergenic+cactuar/388-viera-fan-club.html) is about trying to establish a Viera fan club. I want to know what sort of benefits I would get from joining this club, because having everyone know I am sexually attracted to girls who actually have bunny ears would be hard to explain. He also wrote a blog (http://forums.eyesonff.com/blogs/hypoallergenic+cactuar/356-would-you-like-tornado-those-fries.html) about being trapped in the freezer for half an hour as a tornado cruised past his Mickey Ds store. I shouldn't find that funny, but I do!

Yeargdribble is our most serious blogger, dealing with important topics. His most recent blog (http://forums.eyesonff.com/blogs/yeargdribble/369-its-not-gift.html) discusses differences between "gifts" and "skills that you got from workin' real hard like". He's a talented musician it seems, but obviously works very hard to get to the level he's at. In another blog (http://forums.eyesonff.com/blogs/yeargdribble/325-gb-11-atlas-shrugged-valve-arg-patapon-3.html) he "reviews" some games, a book, and some other general discussion. The comments at the bottom are huge until you see mine. How disappointing.

The last blogger is ShlupQuack. Her most recent blog (http://forums.eyesonff.com/blogs/shlupquack/386-your-majesty.html) is about how she's smurfing loaded and has servants, maids and a pool boy (who is apparently Laddy). I thought she just liked visiting Disney Land, but she probably owns it too. It is Disney Land and not World right? I can never remember the difference. In her other blog (http://forums.eyesonff.com/blogs/shlupquack/335-being-immune-zombie-infection-just-nice-way-saying-you-have-no-brain.html) she continues the discussion of a horrendous series of zombie books. Her review of them is fantastic and to wrap this speech up I will leave you with a quote from it:



The basic story takes place maybe almost thirty years after the first one. Stupid Whore is grown up and has a daughter of her own. Stupid Whore Junior is the opposite of her mother--she doesn't give a smurf about traveling to another place just for the hell of it, doesn't think it's a good idea to run through zombie territory for any reason, and she's blond. Her friends try and convince her to hop the fence with them to hang out at the abandoned amusement part, to which she says smurf that... until the boy she likes asks her to come.

So she does. And they all die. Because you don't hop the smurfing zombie fence, you smurfing retards.

Old Manus
06-25-2011, 10:13 PM
Posting while reading page 9.

It's like making a post in the future! I can't wait to read it.

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 10:14 PM
Dak, you write the bestest speeches.

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:14 PM
Posting while reading page 9.

It's like making a post in the future! I can't wait to read it.

I too look forward to reading this post.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:19 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Blogger</span>
Last winner: ShlupQuack &middot; Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; ShlupQuack &middot; Yeargdribble

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........5
RSL............................1

...leaving ShlupQuack and Yeargdribble to fight it out in the true internet style - by writing journal entries about how much the other finalist sucks!</div></div>

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 10:20 PM
Don't give them ideas

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:20 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Blogger</span>
Last winner: ShlupQuack &middot; Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; ShlupQuack &middot; Yeargdribble

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
ShlupQuack

The Final Tally
ShlupQuack....................16
Yeargdribble..................14
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........5
RSL............................1</div></div>

Raistlin
06-25-2011, 10:21 PM
Yearg is miles ahead of Shlup, but I have little faith in you simpletons.

Raistlin
06-25-2011, 10:21 PM
As I said. :mad2:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:22 PM
I AM HALFWAY THROUGH THE CIDDIES

ABOUT 6 HOURS

IT'S 10:22PM

OH GOD

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:23 PM
I AM HALFWAY THROUGH THE CIDDIES

ABOUT 6 HOURS

IT'S 10:22PM

OH GOD

Less with the talky, talky, more with the awardy, awardy :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:24 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Visitor Messager</span>
Last winner: Christmas &middot; Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; I Don't Need A Name &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Christmas
Psychotic
Jiro
Jiro
I Don't Need A Name
Jiro
I Don't Need A Name</td></tr></table></div></div>


The Best User Noter Award. Or Visitor Messager. I can never remember which. It occurred to me that the best way to do a speech for this award was to be completely self centred and talk about my personal conversations with each of the nominees!

Christmas and I have talked about asian women going pew pew! We also discussed the wonderful warm feeling that you get from spreading HATE around, passing it on to each and every person you meet. There was also that glittery dancer that everybody seemed to get for New Years. You can pull Christmas up on originality, but damn does she get around. In a good way, of course.

Jiro and I have talked about a lot of things. The first thing was whether this made him insane. He really wanted to know if he could be the Brad Pitt to my Edward Norton, but I told him he couldn't be either and to go back in the hole. We also like to discuss fine australian culture, food and where that dingo got to with my baby. I tell you what though, he has a habit of forgetting to respond so I have to slap him around a bit.

I Don't Need A Name and I have discussed things like how to become a rockstar (tip: you just learn to suck up) and quality video gaming on the ps3. We have also discussed the notable absence of Quin on the forums and are plotting a way to return him. I don't know if jelly down his pants will work, but let's cross our fingers and hope for the best. Also I'm under the impression most of you don't spend much time chatting with IDNAN. You should rectify this (I love the word rectify!).

Psychotic and I used to usernote about things but then he got too school for cool and doesn't respond :( But I had fun talking about unicorns of death and having him tell me I am wrong. On the upside he isn't completely horrible. We did talk about Barry Burton and how amazing it is to punch and kick wholes in african zombies. But it's not racist okay. HOUSE ON FIYAH!

Now I know I voted for the user noter who gave me the most joy and sadly it wasn't Psychotic but that doesn't mean he can't win! Let's see some results!

Raistlin
06-25-2011, 10:24 PM
BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:25 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Visitor Messager</span>
Last winner: Christmas &middot; Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; I Don't Need A Name &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
I Don't Need A Name............4
Psychotic......................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Christmas and Jiro to pay each other a visit!</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:26 PM
BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."

Hey, it's 57 times more efficient then previous incarnations, BoB was showing off the charts in chat to prove it!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:27 PM
BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."
Dreading the time I'm gonna be up 'til? Hell yes. Bitching? No, just going "oh tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" and getting on with it!

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:27 PM
BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."
Dreading the time I'm gonna be up 'til? Hell yes. Bitching? No, just going "oh tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" and getting on with it!

I demand righteous fury in the forum of harsh justice!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:28 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Visitor Messager</span>
Last winner: Christmas &middot; Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; I Don't Need A Name &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Christmas

The Final Tally
Christmas.....................17
Jiro..........................10
I Don't Need A Name............4
Psychotic......................3
RSL............................1</div></div>

NCG's Left Ear
06-25-2011, 10:29 PM
Yearg is miles ahead of Shlup, but I have little faith in you simpletons.


BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."
Shut up. We were all having a great time until you showed up!

Raistlin
06-25-2011, 10:29 PM
BoB: "When people point out that I'm bitching about things that are my own fault, I will just call it 'dreading,' because they mean two totally different things."

Oh BoB. :roll2

:love:

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 10:30 PM
@insubordinate body part: I'm going to get you infected, dick.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:30 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Chatter</span>
Last winner: Fujiko &middot; Nomination Leader: Jentleness

The Nominees
Jentleness &middot; Mirage &middot; Roogle &middot; Rye &middot; The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jentleness
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
Jentleness
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
Roogle
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air</td></tr></table></div></div>


Now I fell as if EoFF chat is very over looked. Which is a shame because us chat goers are very friendly and awesome to talk to. Every once in a while we will get fresh meat, or I mean... <_< a new member, but for the most part they don't really stay around. So for those of us that actually put time into getting to know our fellow eoffers in real time, THIS is for you! *tips glass* But who may you ask is the best? Well that's up to you to decide.

Jentleness- Jen is souring high at the top of the charts! #eoff stats from Loony BoB! (http://www.eyesonff.com/chat/stats/eoff.html) Way to be dedicated!

Mirage- Mirage used to be not as active but he has turned a new leaf. I quite enjoy chatting with him!

Roogle- Roogle! He has been a supurb chatter from the beginning. Or, at least, since I've been there. PS Next year lets try to get him for Sexiest Male ;)

Rye- Uhh. What? Rye doesn't even go into chat...

The Fresh Prince of Mel Air- Oh Yes BY FAR the best Chatter! <_< Closing in quickly for first in the stats! She was first until someone *cough BoB cough* messed up.
But again... There is only room for one in the winners circle!

Remon
06-25-2011, 10:34 PM
Congrats Christmas! You've been the best visitor messager since I first joined here :jess:

I Don't Need A Name
06-25-2011, 10:34 PM
Nice speech there Jiro! As if you got the House On FIYAHHHH thing in there :') Congrats Christmas!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:35 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Chatter</span>
Last winner: Fujiko &middot; Nomination Leader: Jentleness

The Nominees
Jentleness &middot; Mirage &middot; Roogle &middot; Rye &middot; The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...


...go to #eoff to find out! The winner and the tally will be posted in here after it has been revealed in chat. To get to #eoff click the "Chat" tab at the top of the forums!</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:35 PM
Pontus> Christmas didn't even show up for Ciddies this time around
Award_Guy> let's play "guess how many members join chat for this"
Award_Guy> I'm gonna go with 4
Pontus> 3
ファラ> 0 :p
* Jen is here, who needs more?

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:40 PM
SnowCat> Stop lollygagging BooB
Pontus> That's my 3
Award_Guy> xD
* SnowCat whips
Award_Guy> okay
SnowCat> FASTER PUSSYCAT, FASTER
Award_Guy> Rye............................1
TrollHunter> STALLER
Award_Guy> RSL............................1
Award_Guy> Mirage.........................3
Award_Guy> Roogle.........................6
Pontus> Excite
Remon> JEN
Award_Guy> that leaves Jentleness and The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:41 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Chatter</span>
Last winner: Fujiko &middot; Nomination Leader: Jentleness

The Nominees
Jentleness &middot; Mirage &middot; Roogle &middot; Rye &middot; The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

The Final Tally
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...12
Jentleness....................10
Roogle.........................6
Mirage.........................3
RSL............................1
Rye............................1</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:42 PM
Pontus> Go go Jen
foa> Hi everybody!
Jen> Hey Remn
Jen> er
Pontus> Both deserving though
Jen> Remon D:
TrollHunter> this is so intense -passes out-
Award_Guy> and, with votes, in alphabetical order...
Pontus> xD
Award_Guy> Jentleness....................10
Jen> awwww
Award_Guy> The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...12
Award_Guy> Melissa wins!
Jen> well someone is right about people joining chat
Pontus> Aww congrats Mel!
Jen> good for Mel
foa> xD
Remon> Congrats Mel :P
Jen> congratulations
TrollHunter> That's great, congratulations
EE|Mobile> Congrats.
Award_Guy> and also, Rantzien wins the biggest prize of them all!
ファラ> I guessed the top two right :D?
Pontus> Yes!
Remon> And Jen you spelled my name correctly! I'm happy :D
foa> Congrats to Jen too for getting so many votes!
Award_Guy> Guessing how many people will join #eoff during Best Chatter!
foa> xD
Jen> thank you
EE|Mobile> Although it's really kinda ridiculous that mike wasn't a nominee :/
Pontus> Indeed

demondude
06-25-2011, 10:42 PM
Yay! :jess: Maybe one day I'll be one of those nominations for chat. One day ....

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 10:44 PM
I will... I just need to actually go to chat for once.

Remon
06-25-2011, 10:45 PM
I'm never on chat but congrats :monster:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:45 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Spammer</span>
Last winner: Peegee &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Jiro &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Old Manus &middot; Peegee

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Old Manus
Peegee</td></tr></table></div></div>


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IKUzXWYzNXk/TBY0jZ22fFI/AAAAAAAAAGg/MRIfYaiFn04/s1600/weird-animal_5_49.jpg

http://www.lazypalace.com/img/nature/animal-species/animal-species01.jpg

http://mbreneiser.edublogs.org/files/2011/03/weird-animal-fruit-1dxtgrq.jpg

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac184/demondude_DD/271018_10150296364445681_643040680_9636973_7405724_n.jpg

Over to you, Award guy.

Baloki
06-25-2011, 10:47 PM
This post was brought to you by PICKLES!

Oh yeah, I've still got it :cool:

demondude
06-25-2011, 10:47 PM
Next time I'm leaving it to Jiro!

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 10:48 PM
Mmmmm.... nice ass

demondude
06-25-2011, 10:48 PM
Mmmmm.... nice ass

Kaycee is a beautiful girl how dare you. :colbert:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:49 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Spammer</span>
Last winner: Peegee &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Jiro &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Old Manus &middot; Peegee

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
NorthernChaosGod...............4
RSL............................1

...leaving a four-way spamathon between Hypoallergenic Cactuar, Jiro, Old Manus and Peegee! ...uh oh.</div></div>

nik0tine
06-25-2011, 10:49 PM
Good luck to all of the contestants of this very prestigious award!





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/DSC02557.jpg

Raistlin
06-25-2011, 10:49 PM
http://www.lazypalace.com/img/nature/animal-species/animal-species01.jpg

For god's sake, Shlup, put some damn pants on.

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 10:49 PM
At least I didn't win this one.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:50 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Spammer</span>
Last winner: Peegee &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Jiro &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Old Manus &middot; Peegee

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Final Tally
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........13
Jiro...........................6
Old Manus......................6
Peegee.........................6
NorthernChaosGod...............4
RSL............................1</div></div>

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 10:51 PM
Mmmmm.... nice ass

Kaycee is a beautiful girl how dare you. :colbert:







http://www.lazypalace.com/img/nature/animal-species/animal-species01.jpg


Over to you, Award guy.

I know you were in awe when you first managed to get your eyes on this...

Rantz
06-25-2011, 10:52 PM
I haven't counted, but I think I'm doing reasonably well in predictions. Someone who's keeping count should post an update!

Levian
06-25-2011, 10:52 PM
Congratulations, PG!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:52 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Poster</span>
Last winner: I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; DMKA &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Bunny
Jiro
Psychotic
Bunny
Psychotic
Jiro</td></tr></table></div></div>


A lot of people think toasters are just silly little household appliances and that all they're good for is making delicious, buttery toast.

Hmm... I don't really know where I was going with that.

At any rate, you people seem to think that there needs to be a best toaster award, and I drew the short straw on writing a speech for it. Like wtf, best toaster? Whatever, here goes.

You can spend a lot more for a two-slice toaster, but reviewers say the highly rated KitchenAid KTT340 has all the essentials, including a bagel function that toasts on the cut side and gently warms on the outside. Wowee!

The Cuisinart CPT-120 is an inexpensive toaster that earns kudos for its compact design and ease of cleaning. It toasts well, consistently producing crunchy, not dry, bread and bagels even on lower settings. Can you contain your excitement? I know I can't!

The two-slice Breville BTA820XL gets great reviews from experts and users for its good-looking brushed-metal finish, nifty lift-and-look feature, which allows you to check on the toasting process without interrupting the…

You know what, brb suicide.

nik0tine
06-25-2011, 10:54 PM
Congratulations Hypoallergenic Cactuar! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/DSC02557.jpg)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/Owie.jpg

Rantz
06-25-2011, 10:55 PM
First speech to make me laugh out loud. Awesome. xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 10:57 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Poster</span>
Last winner: I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; DMKA &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
DMKA...........................5
Jiro...........................5
Wolf Kanno.....................5
RSL............................1

...leaving Bunny & Psychotic to show off the quality of their quantity!</div></div>

Raistlin
06-25-2011, 10:58 PM
I voted for Bunny and predicted Psyduck. I cannot lose!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:00 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Poster</span>
Last winner: I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; DMKA &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Psychotic

The Final Tally
Psychotic.....................15
Bunny..........................6
DMKA...........................5
Jiro...........................5
Wolf Kanno.....................5
RSL............................1</div></div>

Iceglow
06-25-2011, 11:01 PM
Jiro, for your information. My mother knows about my general disrespect for mothers everywhere and frankly yes she may not approve but when you consider I'm charging you $100 (AUS) to sleep with her did you really think I cared about her despairing attitude towards my thoughts. At least when I fuck your mother I'm not paying biatch. :love:

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:01 PM
I demand a recount!

demondude
06-25-2011, 11:02 PM
Oh man oh man I reckon I have predictions in the bag. :cool:

Also, what happened to the old :cool; smiley? The orange one. The new one sucks.

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 11:03 PM
Congratulations Psychotic, I knew you had the male genitalia to win this section!

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2011, 11:03 PM
How many reveals are left?

demondude
06-25-2011, 11:04 PM
21

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:05 PM
How many reveals are left?

21.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:06 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Writer</span>
Last winner: Guardian XIII &middot; Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Guardian XIII &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro
Guardian XIII
Guardian XIII
Guardian XIII
Guardian XIII
Guardian XIII
I'm my own MILF</td></tr></table></div></div>


To me, the Best Writer Ciddie is the person whose work has entertained the most people. But that's not where it ends. The Best Writer should also be judged on consistency and effort, as well as their skills. If any of you had been to the Writer's Corner since Eyes on Effef started, you would see a couple of bumped threads belonging to Guardian XIII and I, all of which are half started pieces that we've not had the time, effort or desire to go back to. They aren't masterpieces, either.

Now I have worked very closely with Guardian XIII and can assure you that he is a talented individual. He has great ideas, and he translates them to paper rather well. He can edit that into great stuff as well. Out of the three of us, he is the most deserving winner. But you guys have nominated and voted for him based on this one thing you read a while back. I'm sure you would nominate Psychotic for Rantzien's Adventure if it weren't for the fact that Guardian XIII is the shiny new kid on the block.

As for I'm my own MILF, he is a remarkably talented man in multiple facets. I have not, however, actually read any creative work he has written. I do remember reading his description of a dream city, and that took my breath away, but that was at least a year ago and so falls outside the boundaries stipulated by these Ciddies. Whoever nominated him obviously has read something of his and knows how talented he is. I have two problems with this: 1) where the smurf are you reading this because I want to; and 2) because nothing is public, how the smurf is he supposed to get votes?

I'm not even going to bother discussing my work. I have not even put the same amount of time and effort into my creative works as I have into this speech, which tells you a lot about my motivation. That is dreadful.

You are all horrible people. If you had any sense you would have nominated Del Murder for his one-off "Look I made something cute" post which actually was in the last six months or Mawir, who has consistently posted new work, and whose only posts are devoted to new works.

Try again next Ciddies EoFF, and let's hope you can get it right.

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:12 PM
Post.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:12 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Writer</span>
Last winner: Guardian XIII &middot; Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Guardian XIII &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
I'm my own MILF................5
RSL............................1

...leaving Guardian XIII & Jiro to see who has the pen and who has the sword!</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:13 PM
Post.

I personally feel this story is deserving of this Ciddie, let's just let me have it and move on :D?

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 11:14 PM
I'm voting for guardian on this one

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:15 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Writer</span>
Last winner: Guardian XIII &middot; Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Guardian XIII &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Guardian XIII

The Final Tally
Guardian XIII.................23
Jiro...........................7
I'm my own MILF................5
RSL............................1</div></div>

demondude
06-25-2011, 11:17 PM
23 votes. :o Well done!

Rantz
06-25-2011, 11:17 PM
Wahey! Congrats Eric :D

Levian
06-25-2011, 11:18 PM
My Alan Wake <3

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 11:19 PM
Talk about a landslide =o

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:19 PM
*takes a shot*

I think it's time the Ciddies drinking game started up!

Rules
1. Take a shot everytime a member of staff wins.
2. Take a shot everytime more then 5 members post between AG posts.
3. Take three shots is Raistlin makes a post that makes you laugh out loud.
4. Take an extra shot everytime Del wins an award.
5. Take 2 extra shots everytime Psy wins an award.
6. Takes 3 extra shots everytime Rantz wins an award.
7. (If in iRC) Take a shot everytime AG talks when he should be posting.
8. Take a shot everytime someone complains about not winning.
9. Take a shot if RSL posts.

Rantz
06-25-2011, 11:23 PM
Number 3 should be worth more shots than that.

Also, next Ciddies the prediction party should have a drinking game where you take a shot whenever you get a prediction right. Those who haven't predicted but want to drink still can choose a champion whose predictions to go by.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:24 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Artist</span>
Last winner: black orb &middot; Nomination Leader: novaheaven

The Nominees
black orb &middot; eternal essence &middot; Jirito &middot; Jiro &middot; Loony JosH &middot; novaheaven &middot; Pete for President

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">black orb
novaheaven
black orb
black orb
black orb
black orb
black orb</td></tr></table></div></div>


The best days of the Best Artist Ciddie speech was when Psychotic, Cz and Rantzien would sit around the coffee table and discuss the artwork like they really knew what was going on. It was the best of times. Sadly that doesn't happen any more, and nobody has stepped up to take their mantel. I implore you to hook up with some buddies and discuss art in the most ridiculous way you can.


This is her most recent artwork (http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/relms-studio/34377-las-espadas-castle-various-ff-fanarts-zelldinchtffviii_jiritos.jpg) and I have to admit, I think my nomination was because people thought I was her.


Loony JosH is brother to BoB and he seems to have a bit more artistic talent than his brother, going off this recent picture (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/163/f/7/vincent_doc_sketch___original_by_josheey777-d3iqzrt.jpg).


black orb is the long time champion of this category, and when you look at his work (http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/relms-studio/34466d1308694642-some-ff-fanart-garland.jpg), you can see why.


novaheaven is a pretty phenomenal artist, as you can see (http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/967/cuspisdub02.jpg), but being a pretty fresh member, hasn't got the following yet. Might be an upset though!


This is in no way ee's best work (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/eesig5copy.jpg), but I love making biscuits, and I feel that this sig captures that perfectly.


Somehow I made it in here. This is one (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Jiros%20Signatures/Inversion.png) of my favourite things I've made, being simple and kind of cool.


Another long time champ, Pete for President has recently turned his hand to music (http://www.themaydayshq.com/) but his artwork (http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/relms-studio/33974d1295598460-whats-i-have-dropped-my-fineliner-speedpaint6_closeup2.jpg) proves to be good no matter the style. Make sure you get the free album download!

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:25 PM
Number 3 should be worth more shots than that.

Also, next Ciddies the prediction party should have a drinking game where you take a shot whenever you get a prediction right. Those who haven't predicted but want to drink still can choose a champion whose predictions to go by.

We should come up with a combined drinking game of predictions party plus general ciddies, imagine the hangovers :D!

demondude
06-25-2011, 11:25 PM
I'd play next year but the sheer length of the Ciddies and the frequency in which some of those events happen would render me paraplegic.

demondude
06-25-2011, 11:25 PM
Novaheaven!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:27 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Artist</span>
Last winner: black orb &middot; Nomination Leader: novaheaven

The Nominees
black orb &middot; eternal essence &middot; Jirito &middot; Jiro &middot; Loony JosH &middot; novaheaven &middot; Pete for President

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
eternal essence................4
Loony_JosH.....................4
Pete for President.............4
Jirito.........................2
Jiro...........................2
RSL............................1

...leaving the nomination leader and last year's winner to decide who is the real creative talent in Relm's Studio!</div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:27 PM
I'd play next year but the sheer length of the Ciddies and the frequency in which some of those events happen would render me paraplegic.

You get the goal :D!

We would have to make AG have to take part too, that could be rather fun xD

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 11:27 PM
The people who nominated Jiro probably thought of nominating Jirito but had a certain Aussie on mind instead. :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:28 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Artist</span>
Last winner: black orb &middot; Nomination Leader: novaheaven

The Nominees
black orb &middot; eternal essence &middot; Jirito &middot; Jiro &middot; Loony JosH &middot; novaheaven &middot; Pete for President

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
black orb

The Final Tally
black orb.....................11
novaheaven.....................9
eternal essence................4
Loony JosH.....................4
Pete for President.............4
Jirito.........................2
Jiro...........................2
RSL............................1</div></div>

nik0tine
06-25-2011, 11:28 PM
Hooray black orb! Well deserved, as usual.

Rantz
06-25-2011, 11:28 PM
Go novaheaven! <</>/late> Congrats borb, thanks for the prediction. :D

Time for some sleep. I'll just preemptively congratulate Jiro on his Best Member ciddie and the other three he's about to win as well.

Melissaur
06-25-2011, 11:31 PM
Yay! Congrats!

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 11:32 PM
Always loved the art I've found on this site, but black orb was a person favorite

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:34 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Signature</span>
Last winner: I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leaders: Del Murder, Jiro, Rantzien & Shiny

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Del Murder &middot; eternal essence &middot; Jiro &middot; KaiserDragon &middot; Loony BoB &middot; nik0tine &middot; Pike &middot; Rantzien &middot; Shiny

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pike
Pike
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
Del Murder
Peegee
NorthernChaosGod</td></tr></table></div></div>

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:35 PM
I have a good feeling about this one!

nik0tine
06-25-2011, 11:36 PM
I have been trying to win this damn award for like what? 6 years now?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:39 PM
Next up we have the award for Best Signature. This time around we have ten nominees with signatures that caught the attentions of others. What got them nominated? Perhaps its how pretty it looks, or the wittiness behind the signature. Or maybe it's because it's awesome? Let's take a look at each nominee... Each behind a spoiler! (No links included!)



http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/foa_norris/rotator.php
- According to Baloki, foa is the new Chuck Norris. Thus his signature provides many examples of "true" FOA facts. Quite amazing, but can it roundhouse kick me in the face? Apparently not. 8-)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/del.gif
Proud to be the Official Secret Illegal Enforcer at Eyes on Final Fantasy!
Some days it all falls into place, but others feel like it piles up with no end in sight.
-Antonicles
- Del Murder's signature is as much of a classic as his avatar. He haven't changed it ever since he first had it up, except during special events, but that's pretty rare. The image is also pretty cool. It's like a movie poster for Del Murder.



http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/carinasig2copy.jpg
Send me a song from the cloud that you're on
- I'm not really sure who the the girl is, but she is cute and the signature is bright and colorful, thus making it very eye-catching. :)


http://i54.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/30922c0.pnghttp://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/21ooaqd.png
-First up, DO AN EXTREME WHEELIE... And next is NCG being the knob jockey. I get the first joke, but the second is lost on me, but I'm sure it isn't on several people who may have voted for this.


<div align="center"><TABLE border="4" bordercolor="red" bgcolor="blue" cellpadding="4"><br /> <TR><TD bordercolor="blue"><img src="http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/1084/kaisersigplusvg1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></div></div></table><TABLE border="4" bordercolor="red" bgcolor="navy" cellpadding="4"><br /> <TR><TD bordercolor="blue"><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/Qlv31" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/Qlv31.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/ABgWB" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/ABgWB.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/tAoWW" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/tAoWW.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/hEoRZ" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/hEoRZ.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/ihtPn" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/ihtPn.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/S3BPR" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/S3BPR.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/MsPv" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/MsPv.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/S3BPR" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/S3BPR.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/ihtPn" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/ihtPn.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/hEoRZ" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/hEoRZ.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/tAoWW" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/tAoWW.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/ABgWB" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/ABgWB.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://dragcave.net/view/Qlv31" target="_blank"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/Qlv31.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a></table> </div>
- KD sure loves his dragon. :rolleyes:



http://www.loonybob.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/sig.jpg
- The eyes, do they bother you? Of course it doesn't, but it's pretty nifty to look at. Plus, it's Marvin the Martian, and who doesn't love him? Isn't it delightful? Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/nikeditsig.jpg
- It's bright yellow, and quite stylized. Perhaps it is memorable because it's one of the first signatures that catches your attention because of how bright it is on several of the forums skins.



http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/mario_ghosthouse.gif
MEANWHILE, in MILF & Pike's videogame blog...
- Ah... nostalgia gaming at its finest. Who doesn't look watching a giant Boo circling around a haunted mansion from Super Mario World? I could watch this for ages and still enjoy it. <3


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/whalesig.png
- Rantz's signature is quite an amazing piece of art of a whale. It's very pretty and worth looking at. If this won, it would be because of its artistic value.



http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3451091/hepsmall.png
- *insert naughty joke here* :jokey:

demondude
06-25-2011, 11:39 PM
Needs moar of this. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/128842-end-year-ciddies-2009-revelation-thread-6.html#post2765444)

Baloki
06-25-2011, 11:41 PM
I DEMAND RESULTS!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:45 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Signature</span>
Last winner: I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leader: Del Murder, Jiro, Rantzien & Shiny

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Del Murder &middot; eternal essence &middot; Jiro &middot; KaiserDragon &middot; Loony BoB &middot; nik0tine &middot; Pike &middot; Rantzien &middot; Shiny

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Jiro...........................4
Pike...........................4
Shiny..........................4
Del Murder.....................3
nik0tine.......................3
Baloki.........................2
Loony BoB......................1
RSL............................1

...leaving eternal essence, KaiserDragon and Rantzien to rely on their signature moves!</div></div>

nik0tine
06-25-2011, 11:47 PM
Fie! I lose again!

Well, take a shot Baloki. And while you're at it, here is a reminder of why this award should have been mine long ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/niksigcopy4.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:48 PM
In case anyone is wondering, I would be posting faster but I am too busy arguing with foa and Baloki in chat about how fast I am posting. I... just can't resist arguing back!

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 11:50 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/mario_ghosthouse.gif

NEVER FORGET

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:50 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Signature</span>
Last winner: I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leader: Del Murder, Jiro, Rantzien & Shiny

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Del Murder &middot; eternal essence &middot; Jiro &middot; KaiserDragon &middot; Loony BoB &middot; nik0tine &middot; Pike &middot; Rantzien &middot; Shiny

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
KaiserDragon

The Final Tally
KaiserDragon...................6
eternal essence................5
Rantzien.......................5
Jiro...........................4
Pike...........................4
Shiny..........................4
Del Murder.....................3
nik0tine.......................3
Baloki.........................2
Loony BoB......................1
RSL............................1</div></div>

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 11:51 PM
Damn you dragons!!!! :argh:

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 11:52 PM
I still like the extreme wheelie....

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:54 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Avatar</span>
Last winner: Clo &middot; Nomination Leader: NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Loony BoB &middot; nik0tine &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Peegee &middot; Pike

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pike
Pike
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
Del Murder
Peegee
NorthernChaosGod</td></tr></table></div></div>

Agent Proto
06-25-2011, 11:55 PM
Is it time for the award for Best Avatar? Why yes, yes it is, and this Ciddies, we have seven amazing nominees with amazing avatars. Some are classics, and others are pretty damn cool. Let's take a look at our amazing avatars starting off with...

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar1390_43.gif
Del Murder
- Del Murder's avatar of Sonny Corleone is one hell of a classic. Never has been changed, though it has been altered several times due to special events, one can easily identify Del Murder simply by this avatar.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar9192_49.gif
fire_of_avalon
- This stylized close-up of Samus Aran is pretty awesome and a true representation of foa's badassness, or BAMFness as she would like to call it. It's quite new, but if she sticks to it long enough, we may start associating foa as Samus, or something like that. It truly is badass like our lovely fire_of_avalon.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/166.gif
Loony BoB
- You can never go wrong with the first ever avatar that you had during your forums life. Loony BoB has stuck with the same old 60x60 avatar of the yellow Chocobo from the good olden days when members had to wait till they had 1000 posts to start using custom avatars. BoB rarely posted in his true newbie days to keep this avatar around until it was decided that we could use custom avatars from the start. Enough of that story, but his avatar is what makes him him, and we can't go wrong with that. It's another classic avatar to boot.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar11266_17.gif
nik0tine
- OH MY GOD WHAT THE smurfIN' HELL IS THAT THING?! IT'S LIKE STARING AT ME AND FREAKING ME THE smurf OUT. BURN IT WITH FIRE AND LET IT DIE!!!! ##!@#@!%!#@

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar7490_20.gif
NorthernChaosGod
- Who doesn't love animated sprites? I love them, and NCG's current avatar from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is pure awesome. Just. Awesome.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar549_59.gif
Peegee
- Poor Pikachu. I'm sure some people love the idea of seeing a roadkill Pikachu on the road, so this is a pretty nice avatar for Peegee to use. I approve and hopefully others do too!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar16811_11.gif
Pike
- And finally we have this... I'll just post this here image to help me out for this awesome avatar.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8x5tEvjt1qbe7n1o1_400.png

TrollHunter
06-25-2011, 11:55 PM
I'm rooting for peegee or ncg for this one :p That's just me though

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-25-2011, 11:57 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Avatar</span>
Last winner: Clo &middot; Nomination Leader: NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Loony BoB &middot; nik0tine &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Peegee &middot; Pike

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Del Murder.....................5
Loony BoB......................4
nik0tine.......................4
Peegee.........................3
fire_of_avalon.................2
RSL............................1

...leaving NorthernChaosGod and Pike to rig themselves up to a machine, take control of a giant blue alien body and attempt to tame some giant alien bird thing!</div></div>

TrollHunter
06-26-2011, 12:02 AM
-insert post here-

sharkythesharkdogg
06-26-2011, 12:02 AM
I can't remember if I voted NCG or FOA.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2011, 12:03 AM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Avatar</span>
Last winner: Clo &middot; Nomination Leader: NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Loony BoB &middot; nik0tine &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Peegee &middot; Pike

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
NorthernChaosGod

The Final Tally
NorthernChaosGod..............14
Pike...........................6
Del Murder.....................5
Loony BoB......................4
nik0tine.......................4
Peegee.........................3
fire_of_avalon.................2
RSL............................1</div></div>

TrollHunter
06-26-2011, 12:04 AM
Gotta say, I do love me some ncg avatar. Congratulations~!

nik0tine
06-26-2011, 12:04 AM
Proto that's my 14 year old face you goddamn son of a bitch.

Agent Proto
06-26-2011, 12:05 AM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll2b1r1LVx1qjxtmio1_500.png

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2011, 12:08 AM
Right. Let's have another go at this.

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time</span>
Last winner: Miriel &middot; Nomination Leader: <s>Hypoallergenic Cactuar</s> Shaibana

The Nominees
eternal essence &middot; <s>Hypoallergenic Cactuar</s> &middot; Shaibana &middot; <s>The Fresh Prince of Mel Air</s> &middot; Vivi22

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none; padding:2px"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:</td><td style="border:0 none;">Vivi22
Vivi22
eternal essence
eternal essence
eternal essence
eternal essence
Shaibana</td></tr></table></div></div>

Note: Below speech written before two finalists were disqualified.


I'm pretty sure only two of these nominees have never won a Ciddie before. AG has one task to do! :nonono:

Winning your first Ciddie is like losing your virginity. It's exciting at first, then a little disappointing, and before you know it you're playing the crying game and screaming “WHY GOD WHY!? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME!?”

It gets worse! Your friends won't like you anymore. Your girlfriend dumps you and steals your dog. Your car spontaneously combusts, burning down your garage and house in the process. You'll be left alone and bitter with nowhere to turn.

Enjoy your new Ciddie. :)

TrollHunter
06-26-2011, 12:10 AM
Deja vu

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2011, 12:11 AM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/candle.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time</span>
Last winner: Miriel &middot; Nomination Leader: <s>Hypoallergenic Cactuar</s> Shaibana

The Nominees
eternal essence &middot; <s>Hypoallergenic Cactuar</s> &middot; Shaibana &middot; <s>The Fresh Prince of Mel Air</s> &middot; Vivi22

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/ffxidead.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Those who didn't make the cut...
Shaibana.......................7
<s>Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........2</s>
RSL............................1
<s>The Fresh Prince of Mel Air....0</s>

...leaving eternal essence and Vivi22 to duke it out for their first ever Ciddie!</div></div>