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Goldenboko
06-30-2011, 05:32 PM
Where you betches at?

Members
Goldenboko
Agent Proto
Happy Noodle Boy
rubah
PG
JessweeeeMUSICNOTE
sharkythesharkdogg
Shorty

Del Murder
06-30-2011, 05:32 PM
lol

demondude
06-30-2011, 05:34 PM
The Rock says ...

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2010/05/dwayne-johnson-fast-and-the-furious.jpg

I Don't Need A Name
06-30-2011, 05:35 PM
Took your time. Wasters.

Ace Protorney
06-30-2011, 05:36 PM
I'm still pretty lost, but I think I have a better understanding what the hell is going on. I just want to say one thing though.

DON'T LET US GO R=U ON YOU!

:monster:

demondude
06-30-2011, 05:36 PM
Returners = Ultimate?

Slothy
06-30-2011, 05:52 PM
Returners = Ultimate?

Hells yeah bitches!

Pheesh
06-30-2011, 05:59 PM
I do like the purple title.

Goldenboko
06-30-2011, 06:20 PM
MORE LIKE RETURNS = U R DUMB. DUMB HEADS.

demondude
06-30-2011, 06:20 PM
LIONFARTS

Goldenboko
06-30-2011, 06:21 PM
Demon Dude tried to make a fart joke. Unfortunately for Demon Dude he is lame, as always. Just sayin'.

Goldenboko is now assuming direct control as Gang Leader. Any questions?

demondude
06-30-2011, 06:23 PM
Demon Dude tried to make a fart joke. Unfortunately for Demon Dude he is lame, as always. Just sayin'.

Goldenboko is now assuming direct control as Gang Leader. Any questions?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/259/images-11.jpeg?1304870755

Look how many fucks I give, Demon Dude - J

Pheesh
06-30-2011, 06:23 PM
Do I have to do anything?

Goldenboko
06-30-2011, 06:25 PM
Do I have to do anything?

You have to be awesome. More awesome than Demon Dude. Which isn't asking for much. So not really.

I Don't Need A Name
06-30-2011, 06:25 PM
Yes. You have to leave Gobo. He likes to sniff Chocobo poo..

demondude
06-30-2011, 06:26 PM
smear campaign: initiate.

Edit: smear campaign: failure.

Goldenboko
06-30-2011, 06:30 PM
smear campaign: initiate.

smear, like poop. I get it.

rubah
06-30-2011, 06:34 PM
fuck yeah

*aura*
*triangle triangle triangle*
*slots*
*open playstation lid*
*spin spin spin spin*

http://i.imgur.com/PjhFi.jpg

Goldenboko
06-30-2011, 06:37 PM
fuck yeah

*aura*
*triangle triangle triangle*
*slots*
*open playstation lid*
*spin spin spin spin*

http://i.imgur.com/PjhFi.jpg

Yes rubah! Give in to the FFVIII! Someone get her a title!

Peegee
06-30-2011, 06:39 PM
smurf yeah

*aura*
*triangle triangle triangle*
*slots*
*open playstation lid*
*spin spin spin spin*

http://i.imgur.com/PjhFi.jpg

omg I forgot about the PSX lid thing. Selphie has saved me a lot of times when I was a noob.

As a person who can defeat omega weapon without any limit breaks, can I join?

And I can beat ultima weapon with only attacks :D

Goldenboko
06-30-2011, 06:44 PM
Yes! YES! SOMEONE GET PG A TITLE TOO! FFVIII WILL REIGN SUPREME!

I Don't Need A Name
06-30-2011, 06:47 PM
PG DON'T DO IT! Think of the happy retro times. Join the Misfits!

demondude
06-30-2011, 06:50 PM
Yes! YES! SOMEONE GET PG A TITLE TOO! FFVIII WILL REIGN SUPREME!

Our roster makes yours look like TNA, bitch.

Jessweeee♪
06-30-2011, 07:00 PM
Maybe I'm a lion!

Peegee
06-30-2011, 07:01 PM
PG DON'T DO IT! Think of the happy retro times. Join the Misfits!

no. moosefoot..

wait you reminded me of her nick name. MUST EMBARRASS.

I Don't Need A Name
06-30-2011, 07:02 PM
Maybe I'm a Chocobo poo sniffer too!

I'm disgusted that you would stoop so low!

demondude
06-30-2011, 07:02 PM
I'm slightly aroused.

sharkythesharkdogg
06-30-2011, 08:48 PM
So uhhhh......climbhazard? Griever? Shit, I don't know what is going one around here. So confused.

As long as I'm not one of those weak sauce Returners. Return to where? Nobody wants 'em.

Shorty
06-30-2011, 10:01 PM
LET'S KICK SOME ASS

Goldenboko
06-30-2011, 10:09 PM
YES EMBRACE THE HATE.

NorthernChaosGod
06-30-2011, 10:45 PM
Wind God Gau > all

Shattered Dreamer
06-30-2011, 11:10 PM
Sign me up my brothers :bigsmile:

Shorty
06-30-2011, 11:41 PM
NCG clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. We have Ultimecia.

Jiro
06-30-2011, 11:53 PM
I am glad the Lionhearts are gathering steam. Too bad you will be crushed under our boots, for you are puny beings. MISFITS FOREVER

Shorty
06-30-2011, 11:55 PM
I don't appreciate personal insults, Jiro. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

Jiro
07-01-2011, 12:25 AM
:hahaha: Shorty is a shorty! Sorry, but I like my head attached the rest of me, so ya'll going to have to find someone else to behead.

Anyway don't mind me but I'm just leaving a friend of mine here to play with you.

http://images.wikia.com/megaman/images/c/c2/CW-06-BombMan-Art.jpg

Shorty
07-01-2011, 12:31 AM
I'll take your bomb and raise you seventeen scorpions in your bedsheets. How do you say "goodnight" in Australian? Oh yeah. ENJOY THOSE SUCKERS STINGING YOUR BALLS.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 12:31 AM
NCG clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. We have Ultimecia.

Wind God Gau and Psycho Cyan.

/win

rubah
07-01-2011, 12:35 AM
whar purple title:confused:

Jiro
07-01-2011, 12:41 AM
Dude I will fucking tame those scorpions. Then I will send them back at you.

Pic related: it's Bazza the Scorpion.

http://www.birdsrus.com.au/images/lrgthumb/4824.JPG

Shorty
07-01-2011, 12:44 AM
Okay. That's fine. Keep it up and you've got a camel spider coming your way.

DO NOT INVOKE TO WRATH OF THE DESERT QUEEN

Jiro
07-01-2011, 12:55 AM
Enjoy sand up the wazoo :monster:

I think you underestimate the years of training my harsh Australian environment has given me. You do not scare me, nor do your pathetic creatures. I will tear them limb from limb.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 12:58 AM
You cannot have Kitty Fantasy, you bastards! Do you hear my police sirens? Wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo? Yes, you cannot terrorize this community.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 01:17 AM
Kitty Fantasy is balls.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 01:19 AM
That is just--
I don't even--
Well I never!

rubah
07-01-2011, 01:25 AM
goddamn it just give me my title :kaofight:

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 01:30 AM
Hell hath no fury like a ninja scorned, Amanda.

Rocket Edge
07-01-2011, 02:39 AM
WHERE IS FUTURE ESTHAR ... VIII 'til I die.

Del Murder
07-01-2011, 02:40 AM
I love FFVIII!

<!-- 8 things you probably didn't know about FFVIII:

1. It sucks.
2. It was the first FF to lock you out of certain places at the end of the game.
3. Though not the first FF to feature an emo douchebag main character, it was the first to have one that nobody liked.
4. Gunblades function as neither gun nor blade.
5. It was the first FF to force a love story down our throats.
6. GF actually stands for 'Gigantic Feces'.
7. All of Future Esthar's theories were actually true.
8. Balamb Garden's hotdogs aren't kosher. -->

Ace Protorney
07-01-2011, 02:43 AM
Hey, don't badmouth the hot dogs! You don't know anything about a good wiener!

Shlup
07-01-2011, 02:51 AM
Proto does though.

Which is why you should join the Secret Police, Proto. There's a signing bonus for converters.

Ace Protorney
07-01-2011, 02:58 AM
If I wasn't already made into a Lionhearts member, I would very likely would join the Secret Police. However, I'm declining your offer as I like playing my Triple Triad mini game which comes exclusively with FFVIII.

fire_of_avalon
07-01-2011, 03:01 AM
By joining the Secret Police, you get to work with me and Shlup while wearing these:

http://makeagif.com/media/6-30-2011/VKl8xs.gif

Jiro
07-01-2011, 03:18 AM
Your shitty attempts to persuade him aren't working it seems. Fuck off back to your donut shop, the gangs don't want nothin' to do with you bush hags :mad2:

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 03:27 AM
By joining the Secret Police, you get to work with me and Shlup while wearing these:

http://makeagif.com/media/6-30-2011/VKl8xs.gif

Too much clothes. When your silly little group is beaten, you'll be made to wear much better attire.

Shorty
07-01-2011, 03:43 AM
goddamn it foa, you traitor.

Jiro
07-01-2011, 03:50 AM
Not gonna lie, I'm disappointed in you foa. You once were respected.

Shorty
07-01-2011, 03:51 AM
We'll have to beat her to death.

Jiro
07-01-2011, 04:16 AM
You know it baby doll

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 04:32 AM
Beat her like a piece of meat.

Jessweeee♪
07-01-2011, 10:55 PM
ATTN Lionhearts: Hockey try-outs at 3PM tomorrow!

Shorty
07-02-2011, 12:21 AM
But I'm not a 300 pound canadian missing teeth :(

Goldenboko
07-02-2011, 12:41 AM
But I'm not a 300 pound canadian missing teeth :(

They accept 290 pound Canadians as well.

Shorty
07-02-2011, 12:44 AM
damn it, dude, we're on the same team!

rubah
07-02-2011, 12:48 AM
dibs on Selphie

Goldenboko
07-02-2011, 01:03 AM
damn it, dude, we're on the same team!

It was just so obvious.

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 02:59 AM
Do I have to do anything?

You have to be awesome. More awesome than Demon Dude. Which isn't asking for much. So not really.

While I agree, it is a walk in the park to be more awesome then that returner scum, bragging about being in second to last place dont mean tit fool!


damn it, dude, we're on the same team!

Come Shorty, leave this fool and the Liontarts and come be with the Winners aka The Warriors!

Jiro
07-02-2011, 03:22 AM
Don't you poach Shorty, she's where she does best

Ace Protorney
07-02-2011, 04:04 AM
dibs on Selphie

Damn, taking Rinoa then.

Goldenboko
07-02-2011, 04:08 AM
Do I have to do anything?

You have to be awesome. More awesome than Demon Dude. Which isn't asking for much. So not really.

While I agree, it is a walk in the park to be more awesome then that returner scum, bragging about being in second to last place dont mean tit fool!

Making fun of Demon Dude is always more important than all else. MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVEN LIFE ITSELF.

rubah
07-02-2011, 05:45 AM
dibs on Selphie

Damn, taking Rinoa then.

I never thought of you as a cross dresser...

[edit- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

[edit1- DIRTY LECHER!!]

Ace Protorney
07-02-2011, 05:48 AM
dibs on Selphie

Damn, taking Rinoa then.

I never thought of you as a cross dresser...

[edit- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

[edit1- DIRTY LECHER!!]

Glad you caught that! /smug

sharkythesharkdogg
07-02-2011, 01:51 PM
Dibs on Raine, I guess.


Also, our gang has about 12 fucking votes to have us destroyed. Do you know what that reeks of?

FEAR. Contained in that fear, is a healthy dose of respect. They fear us and our strength, and deep down they know they can never rise to equal us.

Dignified Pauper
07-02-2011, 03:01 PM
Any group that stands having PGies, I can be get down. HAIL TROLL BROTHER!

rubah
07-02-2011, 06:03 PM
Dibs on Raine, I guess.


Also, our gang has about 12 fucking votes to have us destroyed. Do you know what that reeks of?

FEAR. Contained in that fear, is a healthy dose of respect. They fear us and our strength, and deep down they know they can never rise to equal us.

l2read charts, we have 3

Psychotic
07-02-2011, 08:21 PM
Hello.

As of this moment, the Lionhearts are no more. The nature of that is entirely up to each and every one of you, but I get ahead of myself.

I am, at present, unstoppable. There's always a scene in a movie or a video game where the bad guy (although I hasten to add that I am no villain; I am the most neutral of neutrals) slaughters a lot of people. This is to show what a formidable power this entity has. To make them a threat. Something to be feared. It is unfortunate for you that you are the ones who I will prove my deadliness upon. It's not fair on all of you, though, to have your brief lives ended so soon and so I will present you with a choice.

You may attempt to fight, if you desire. If you feel this "FFVIII Lionheart" gang is something worth dying for, I am entirely content to oblige you. There will be no escape or victory. But, if you would wish for life, if you would wish further participation, there is another option available to you.

Walk away. Renounce your membership, drop your flags. I have no desire to cause further bloodshed than is necessary to achieve my goals. You will be spared. You may yet be of some use to my grand design, if I deem you talented enough.

You may each choose individually what you would like to do. If you do not post, I will assume you chose death.

The Lionhearts are no more.

Pheesh
07-02-2011, 08:33 PM
I'm pretty high... so your long words taste like colour.

Once again I'll ask the question I asked boko "Will I have to do anything?"

Ace Protorney
07-02-2011, 08:34 PM
Meh, it was fun while it lasted, Lionhearts, but I'm giving up my membership for the sake of my life. Adios.

Rantz
07-02-2011, 08:42 PM
I think it is time, Goldenboko, to reveal your true colours.

rubah
07-02-2011, 08:51 PM
And if I do resist...


What would you do...?

Young lady?







Boo-hoo...Too bad...


"I'm not the president. I'm what they call...a body double."







"All these rumors about the many resistance groups in Timber..."
"You pass along a little false information and they fall for it...


How
pathetic...

Seems like there are only amateurs around here."





"Ahh...
My butt hurts from all this sitting...

Young...

LADY..."




"Ahh...
So what did you have in stORE for me had I resiSTED...?"

"Why doN'T you teLL mE..."




"QuiTE aMUsing thouGH...
For beING such anAtEurs...

!!! HoW daRe YOU InSUlt

tHe presIDent!!!"

Psychotic
07-02-2011, 09:04 PM
I'm pretty high... so your long words taste like colour.A dishevelled looking youth staggered up to the Snake. He was barely able to walk, and was laughing to himself as he pulled out a flick knife.

Worthless junkie piece of tit, thought Snake, as he put a round between his eyes.
Meh, it was fun while it lasted, Lionhearts, but I'm giving up my membership for the sake of my life. Adios.This one was a bit older. A bit wiser. Smart guy, Snake thought to himself, as the gang member threw down his purple headband and turned the other way...
And if I do resist...


What would you do...?
The girl charged at him with a broken bottle, lunging at his throat. Her upward thrust grazed his forearm as he stepped backwards to dodge her frenzied assault.

Such a pretty girl, how had she got caught up with a gang like the Lionhearts? Oh well. He squeezed the trigger and she stumbled forwards. He squeezed it again, just to be sure.

...

...

...

*teabag*

demondude
07-02-2011, 09:07 PM
I fully support this massacre of Lionhearts.

rubah
07-02-2011, 11:28 PM
You...fEll...

For...
iT


aMusINg...tHIs iS AmuSinG!

*turns into the undead*

http://i.imgur.com/lYQ0g.jpg

sharkythesharkdogg
07-02-2011, 11:31 PM
As long as I can fight the Secret Police, I'll wear new colors.

Jessweeee♪
07-02-2011, 11:37 PM
:nonono:

Madonna
07-02-2011, 11:48 PM
There is, what, four of you left? No one ever said Psychotic's aim was particularly good. Perhaps you need to abuse that overpowered Junction System and fight back.

Psychotic
07-02-2011, 11:58 PM
As long as I can fight the Secret Police, I'll wear new colors.The Shark Dogg knew there was no sense in fighting this pointless war. The gang was over, he knew that. Perhaps he could find a new home elsewhere.
:nonono:Jessweeee♪ was known throughout the city from her time in the Mafia as having a furious temper. As the other Lionhearts made their choices, she was nowhere to be found.

"Surrender or die, Jessweeee♪" The Snake called out again. "It matters not to me which". A banshee's scream broke the silence. Jessweeee♪ came out of nowhere, wielding a length of steel pipe. The Snake snaw it too late, and with another piercing shriek she swung it forcefully into the side of his head with a dull thunk, sending him to the ground. His gun went flying in the opposite direction.

She was upon him in a flash, swinging away with her pipe, again and again.

"DIE!"
*thunk*
"DIE!"
*thunk*
"DIE!"
*thunk*
"DIE!"

The Snake caught the pipe with his left hand. "I was hoping you'd say that" he said coolly, and with his right hand he pulled a knife from his boot and stabbed upwards. Jessweeee♪ tried to let out a final roar of anger, but could only make a disquieting gurgling sound as the blade protuded from her throat.

There is, what, four of you left? No one ever said Psychotic's aim was particularly good. Perhaps you need to abuse that overpowered Junction System and fight back.Only Shorty and Goldenboko are left, and from Rantz's post it looks like Goldenboko may have decided long before this day. As it happens my aim is very good at this stage in the story, in fact, it is perfect. It is only when I encounter the protagonists that I will suddenly become a Stormtrooper and my shots embarassingly miss their mark.

G13
07-03-2011, 12:23 AM
I foresaw this!


Beware, Philip. Your gang goes first.


Soon the world will see a day when the Lionfarts are no more, mark my words!

Del Murder
07-03-2011, 12:42 AM
Wait a minute, could Guardian XIII be... no, it's not possible.... but is it?... the one of legend? No...it can't be true... not one of them... it must be a mistake...

*fear*

Dignified Pauper
07-03-2011, 02:08 AM
I joined the wrong team...