View Full Version : FFIX Fancy Bandits. Kidnapping princesses, stealing your tit...

06-30-2011, 06:07 PM
Tan + Tall = Us. Tantalus!

While the other teams duke it out with big words and curses, why don't we take the stealthier approach and stab them in their sleep? Sabotage and backstabbings are our best weapons, so let's use them well.

Bwa ha ha ha!

06-30-2011, 06:11 PM

06-30-2011, 06:13 PM
I understand what you mean. It's no problem if you want to join us. You don't have to feel bound to the Returners.

06-30-2011, 06:14 PM
I feel bad, though. I loathe being in the Returners, but I don't know what to tell my gangmates...

06-30-2011, 06:25 PM
OKAY FINE I'LL GO just stop editing my posts. D:

06-30-2011, 06:29 PM
We're snatchin' your peoples up, so hide your kids, hide your wife.

06-30-2011, 06:56 PM
I am partial to this party for obvious reasons. What is your position on the snack tax?

06-30-2011, 08:29 PM
We're a gang of bandits, not a political party. We do however have a large supply of Gysahl pickles if you're hungry.

I Took the Red Pill
06-30-2011, 10:57 PM
no idea wtf this is all about but i want in

07-01-2011, 12:01 AM
Greetings, Bandits. You guys smell, but smell significantly nicer than the others. So take it easy, I guess.

Depression Moon
07-01-2011, 12:07 AM
Reppin IX (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/136080-now-playable-ff-yugioh-cards-5.html#post3000157)

07-01-2011, 12:39 AM
Oh hey I didn't know bandit actually meant "lanky unshowered heard of heavily-breathing swedes".

You people are making it difficult for the rest of us to breath. Kindly do us a favor and jump in a lake or something.

07-01-2011, 12:50 AM
:hahaha: actually I'm with Shorty on this one.

07-01-2011, 08:59 AM
You two make a mighty fine pair of cosplayers.

07-01-2011, 09:03 AM
Hey guys, leave Rantzien alone.

It's not his fault that he's so awful at kidnappings that the kidnapee just went with him out of pity.

07-01-2011, 09:07 AM
Did I say you guys suck yet?

Oh, I did! FFIX sucks and you suck for liking it!

07-01-2011, 09:35 AM
I am clandestine, no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down. So I will bring you down today :jess:

07-01-2011, 09:41 AM
More like BanDICKS! Nice post count losers!


07-01-2011, 09:44 AM
This post count business is retarded. I can't wait for the Snake to crack in your skull for that comment.

Make fun of his thread's post count, I fucking dare you.

07-01-2011, 09:53 AM
You're just saying that because the Returners made you look like little bitches earlier on. Don't be hatin' on me just because your game is unoriginal.

07-01-2011, 10:05 AM
Naw, I'm just giving a shoutout to the Snake and pointing out your stupidity with one simple comment. The Returners can gloat all they want, but their "facts" aren't fact. I don't really feel like pointing it out to the rest of the world when I can make better use of my time taking it over and ridding it of simpletons like you.

Beware, Philip. Your gang goes first.

07-01-2011, 10:07 AM
Bring the pain, little girl. And have a pen and paper ready to write out a detailed description of what a gunblade feels like when it gets jammed up your caboose... the other gangs are going to want to know.

07-01-2011, 10:12 AM
I heard it goes off early.

07-01-2011, 02:58 PM
So we're up against the lego warriors, pussyhearts, retardiers, and the dimwits. Piece of cake.

07-01-2011, 03:48 PM
The lego joke is mine...back off D:<

07-01-2011, 05:47 PM
FFVII is everyone's joke :monster:

07-01-2011, 10:00 PM
FFVII is everyone's joke :monster:

Well played, but you're still going to lose.

07-02-2011, 03:29 AM
Well played mr Remon!

07-02-2011, 03:31 AM
"Stealing your tit"... what, perchance, does this exactly mean?

Depression Moon
07-02-2011, 03:41 AM
What do you think it means? Someone snatched yo tittie!

07-02-2011, 03:47 AM
Exactly what it says.

I Took the Red Pill
07-02-2011, 06:13 AM
beyotch i roll my own cigarettes and steal yousr tit ff9 for leif

edit; and i have a tail

07-02-2011, 04:55 PM
So I see you plan to steal my tit. *is always late to the joke parties*

Rebellious Eagle
07-02-2011, 04:57 PM
I don't want my tit to be stolen! -shields chest-

07-02-2011, 05:17 PM
Even years ago, we once stole a custom tit.

07-03-2011, 12:07 PM