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Rebellious Eagle
06-30-2011, 11:48 PM
So I just came home from vacation, opened my carton of skim milk, poured it in a glass, and...
Oh my God. It tasted like shit. Seriously. The sell-by date on the carton was June 28 so I have no idea why it was so disgustingly spoiled.
Did you have any encounters with expired food? Or food poisoning? I also had the stomach flu for a whole week after eating at White Castle. Hmm...
Caboose
06-30-2011, 11:53 PM
I once found cheese in my fridge that was completely engulfed in fungus. I scraped it off and tried to use it for fondue. It was the most disgusting thing I ever tasted. The dog liked it though.
Shlup
06-30-2011, 11:55 PM
I have learned that you must always sniff the milk, no matter what the expiration date says. And now you have learned the same lesson. It's a hard lesson to learn, and I'm sorry I could not spare you from it.
Rebellious Eagle
06-30-2011, 11:57 PM
My mom told me to drink the other opened carton of milk. One whiff and I almost passed out. Better learn now than never, I suppose.
Psychotic
06-30-2011, 11:57 PM
Oh my God. It tasted like shit. Well, that is where milk comes from...
Rebellious Eagle
06-30-2011, 11:59 PM
Stupid censoring of shit. Shit shit shit shitload shit.
demondude
06-30-2011, 11:59 PM
This isn't technically expired food but I'm taking this opportunity to share it because it's so damn retarded.
So, pretty late in the day I go downstairs to get something quick to eat. A quick scout of the kitchen and I spotted something on the side. It was a packet of butter (lurpak) and on top of it was a little brown thing in a packet. In my tired and hungry state I thought "oh hey that looks like a nice chocolate biscuit" completely ignorant of the fact that it was on a box of butter.
This was the thing, they come free with the butter for some reason: http://www.firecrackeruk.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lurpak5.jpg
So yeah it was a seed pellet. I put the whole thing in my mouth and nearly vomited because it was smurfing gross.
Shorty
07-01-2011, 12:00 AM
Thank you so much for reminding me to empty my fridge before going on vacation.
NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 12:31 AM
I once ate ribs that stayed in the fridge for quite some time after being made. I spent the next hour or so after on the toilet.
rubah
07-01-2011, 05:49 AM
and that's why I like almond milk.
(i have had so much food mold in my fridge when I was living by myself. Like even the butter spread...)
(i have had so much food mold in my fridge when I was living by myself. Like even the butter spread...)
Oh man, same here. Going from a household of eight people to a household of one person was NOT easy for me to adjust to; pretty much everything I bought went bad because I couldn't eat it quick enough.
Anyways, one time I bought some string cheese when I was on break at work and as I was eating it I noticed it was particularly slimy and bitter, and it wasn't until I was about halfway done that I realized it was moldy
I didn't eat string cheese again for about four years after that
Mirage
07-02-2011, 03:26 AM
Maybe sometime between the production and your drinking it, the milk had not been properly refridgerated. Accidents happen, I guess. I've never had it happen with the milk I buy. but I did once buy some minced chicken meat that smelt like rotten eggs when I opened it.
Oh my God. It tasted like tit.
Okay, two things.
A.) Why have you all been saying tit for everything lately?
and
B.) Tit happens to taste awesome.
Am I an old fogie and missing out on some trend?
Rebellious Eagle
07-02-2011, 05:12 AM
S-hit is censored as shit =/
NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 07:38 AM
Oh my God. It tasted like tit.
Okay, two things.
A.) Why have you all been saying tit for everything lately?
and
B.) Tit happens to taste awesome.
Am I an old fogie and missing out on some trend?
Nope, just tits are awesome.
I Took the Red Pill
07-02-2011, 11:00 AM
I once found cheese in my fridge that was completely engulfed in fungus. I scraped it off and tried to use it for fondue. It was the most disgusting thing I ever tasted. The dog liked it though.the fuck? WHY
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