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Shlup
06-30-2011, 11:55 PM
Is it... is it still a secret if I make a thread about it? I have a title. Am I supposed to be recruiting? Do you guys want to be a police with me? You don't have to be ethical in the slightest, but you still get moral superiority.

Mister Adequate
06-30-2011, 11:58 PM
The only reason I've ever wanted mod powers is to be a fascistic dictator, so I am most certainly on board with this.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 12:00 AM
Does that mean I'm winning?? I'm winniiiinnnnggg! I like this game!

Here's your badge:

http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/163/870/563/g_pre-world-war-ii-1933-1935-ss-criminal-police-badge-d1c0c.jpg

Shorty
07-01-2011, 12:02 AM
I say the gangs take out the police first.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 12:07 AM
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Shorty
07-01-2011, 12:15 AM
No elephants for you!

Shlup
07-01-2011, 12:16 AM
WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE I'M GOING HOME

ETA: Wait, how about a rhino?

Shorty
07-01-2011, 12:18 AM
I think we can do a rhino.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 12:24 AM
Alright, people, we have laser guns, a rhino, and a completely justified sense of superiority! Let's please form an orderly line to fill out applications!

Jiro
07-01-2011, 12:28 AM
MILF, you're ditching the Misfits for the fucking police? You disappoint me brother. Pike, IDNAN and I will not hesitate to strike you down, out of respect for the man you once were.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 12:29 AM
@Shluppers Can I have you? That's all I want out of this stupid thing.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-01-2011, 12:30 AM
I think we can do a rhino.

I don't have a clue what beastiality has to do with being a cop, but :onoes:

Shlup
07-01-2011, 12:31 AM
@Shluppers Can I have you? That's all I want out of this stupid thing.

If by "have me" you mean "look upon me," then, yes, we can arrange that in exchange for you allegiance. If you serve us well I may even let you braid my hair.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 12:33 AM
That is not at all what I mean.

Shorty
07-01-2011, 12:34 AM
I see what this is about. This is actually Shlup's plan to organize a harem of manslaves.

Waaaay to go, MILF. Your dreams of being a dictating bastard just got thrown out the window.

Jiro
07-01-2011, 12:45 AM
The Secret Police are obviously a bunch of leotard wearing dickweeds so I don't think they're a threat. Laser Rhinos or not, you're going to be cleaning my toilet with YOUR FACE

Shlup
07-01-2011, 12:55 AM
NO ONE WILL HAVE KITTY FANTASY! I WILL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN MYSELF IF I HAVE TO! FOR GLORRRYYYYY!!!

Jiro
07-01-2011, 12:58 AM
You need to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, the Misfits be runnin' this town now with the Returners, 50/50 split because you fuckers ain't worth shit

Caboose
07-01-2011, 01:01 AM
I would like to be in the secret police. I like the idea of abducting people and having them shot. Do we still get to do that?

Also do we get uniforms or will I dust off the old costume?

Shlup
07-01-2011, 01:07 AM
You totally get to do that. And since we are "secret" police you can wear whatever you want.

And, Jiro, I am going to forward your posts to your mother, young man!

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 01:11 AM
I am going to make sure we take you down first, Amanda. >:[

Caboose
07-01-2011, 01:12 AM
Birthday suit donned. Now what do I do now? Tinned spam the others to death?

Shlup
07-01-2011, 01:14 AM
I don't really know, but your suggestion sounds about right. Go into their threads and insult them. But don't talk like Jiro because that's just embarrassing.

Mister Adequate
07-01-2011, 01:15 AM
MILF, you're ditching the Misfits for the smurfing police? You disappoint me brother. Pike, IDNAN and I will not hesitate to strike you down, out of respect for the man you once were.

I don't know where you dreamt up that I had anything to do with your misbegotten kind, but I can assure you I at no point nor juncture pledged loyalty to them.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 01:22 AM
Bonus: You don't have to change your avatar or signature to be cool because we are secret.

http://www.aquabacon.com/wp-content/main/2009_09/yeeeaaahhh.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 01:32 AM
Quite secret.

Caboose
07-01-2011, 01:36 AM
Quite secret.

So secret, most of the returners are snitches for us!

Shlup
07-01-2011, 01:40 AM
Oooooh, I like that.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 01:40 AM
So secret you advertise everything.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 01:42 AM
Not everything. Just enough to make you feel like you're in control, and then, BAM, rhinos and lasers to the face!

Caboose
07-01-2011, 01:46 AM
Not everything. Just enough to make you feel like you're in control, and then, BAM, rhinos and lasers to the face!

Not just to the face but we'll keep the other place secret.

Laddy
07-01-2011, 02:03 AM
SMURF YOU FILTHY AUTHORITATRIAN PIGS!

Shlup
07-01-2011, 02:04 AM
WE JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL

AND UNDER OUR COMPLETE CONTROL

SO FUCK OFF

Caboose
07-01-2011, 02:06 AM
SMURF YOU FILTHY AUTHORITATRIAN PIGS!

As oppose to being a wee pup like you? At least we don't pretend to be great. Because we are Great!

Shlup
07-01-2011, 02:07 AM
Welcome to our newest recruit, Jentleness! She is probably going to kill everyone. I like her.

fire_of_avalon
07-01-2011, 02:10 AM
Join the secret police and work with other officers featured in this training video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn-4fg0Mv44&playnext=1&list=PLF9D769650AECF62D) starting at about 2:30.

PS I want to join.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 02:12 AM
Yes. I am officially adding that to our listing on Monster.com.

Does this mean you've picked your team?

Caboose
07-01-2011, 02:12 AM
Join the secret police and work with other officers featured in this training video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn-4fg0Mv44&playnext=1&list=PLF9D769650AECF62D) starting at about 2:30.

Yes. Oh dear God yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think I have to actually join the police now.

Laddy
07-01-2011, 02:22 AM
SMURF YOU FILTHY AUTHORITATRIAN PIGS!

As oppose to being a wee pup like you? At least we don't pretend to be great. Because we are Great!
No, you're pretty much pretending. :colbert:

Shlup
07-01-2011, 02:38 AM
http://makeagif.com/media/6-30-2011/VKl8xs.gif

Hollycat
07-01-2011, 02:46 AM
I might as well join as the viera knights don't currently exist.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 02:48 AM
That's good 'cause I was about to force you to join anyway.

Hollycat
07-01-2011, 02:54 AM
If you will excuse me, I am going to go police the womens restroom.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 02:55 AM
Good luck and god speed, recruit.

Hollycat
07-01-2011, 03:11 AM
Sign up today and select any one of the following signing bonuses:
1) I will send you the picture that Raistlin posted today that he is now banned forever for. (NSFW, must be 18 or older)
2) I will tell you how many posts are in your Warned Members List thread, as well as the most recent date.
3) I will draw a portrait of you.

... still waiting

Jiro
07-01-2011, 03:12 AM
My mother understands that sometimes ya gotta get loud to put some shitty Secret Police dickwads back in their place. And that place is the ground. Be dead, Amanduh

Caboose
07-01-2011, 03:12 AM
Sign up today and select any one of the following signing bonuses:
1) I will send you the picture that Raistlin posted today that he is now banned forever for. (NSFW, must be 18 or older)
2) I will tell you how many posts are in your Warned Members List thread, as well as the most recent date.
3) I will draw a portrait of you.

... still waiting

Do current members get ant of those :D

Shlup
07-01-2011, 03:14 AM
I CANNOT BE DEAD UNLESS I TAKE YOU TO DEAD WITH ME.

You two make choose your prize.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 03:22 AM
I CANNOT BE DEAD UNLESS I TAKE YOU TO DEAD WITH ME.

You two make choose your prize.

I will dead you.

And have fun with the corpse.

Jiro
07-01-2011, 03:29 AM
I CANNOT BE DEAD UNLESS I TAKE YOU TO DEAD WITH ME.
Only if we share a coffin.

Shorty
07-01-2011, 03:34 AM
DOWN WITH THE SECRETLY PUBLIC POLICE

fire_of_avalon
07-01-2011, 03:40 AM
We have this now. Use it wisely.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/MeganTheFeisty/secret.jpg

o_O
07-01-2011, 03:45 AM
You gang ruffians think you know police brutality. <i>We make Cops look like My Little Pony.</i>

Hollycat
07-01-2011, 03:46 AM
actually I think I just want numbers 2 and 3.

Caboose
07-01-2011, 03:49 AM
You gang ruffians think you know police brutality. <i>We make Cops look like My Little Pony.</i>

Wrong. We're these Ponies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUulQ1xpHrw&feature=related)

Jiro
07-01-2011, 03:53 AM
MIKE YOU BETRAYER. JOIN US.

fucking gay police :(

o_O
07-01-2011, 04:04 AM
I AM AN UNNECESSARILY VIOLENT UPHOLDER OF THE LAW.

Del Murder
07-01-2011, 04:06 AM
So secret you advertise everything.
Yeah, I think Amanda has this event confused with one where you make threads and spam people to join your party. This is GANG WARS foo! The Secret Police are just fodder if any newbie could join. I mean MILF? Seriously you let that guy in?

Shlup
07-01-2011, 04:30 AM
I told you guys I didn't understand the game but no one would tell me how to play so now I have to make up my own rules.

Del, I police brutality you. You have the right to remain silent, and if you don't I will pop you with a cap or some such.

Jiro
07-01-2011, 04:30 AM
We will kill MILF. Betraying the Misfits to join the POLICE? Punishable by death and dismemberment. That is, cuttin' off yer wilkins.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 04:33 AM
I won't complain, they're just making it easier for them to get taken out.

I shall start be stealing Amanda's clothes.

Del Murder
07-01-2011, 04:36 AM
Alright, the Returners and Misfits have joined together to take out the dirty cop MILF. He's been sniffing around our turf anyway and one less cop means one less headache.

So if I roll an 11 or higher, he dies. Here goes!

EDIT: Damn, a 9. Jiro, it's your turn.

Shlup
07-01-2011, 04:37 AM
Quit resurrecting your dog! I'm trying to brutalize you here!

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 04:38 AM
My dog has mad skills, yo. It's going to make much more than you can muster to murder my homie.

Wolf Kanno
07-01-2011, 04:40 AM
It doesn't matter, The Returners will just reduce everything to ash... Kefka's reign won't need such trifling and inconsequential things like laws, police, puppies, chairs, mousepads, grandparents, ice cream, order, government, politics, religion, kittens, creeds, race, Zombie Jesus, hoola hoops, obscure and awkward Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged references, toilets, air, central heating, Sailor Starlights, wishes, children's dreams, Soda Pops, monkeys, forums, Moogles, Cloud's Chocobo haircut, the color blue, the one piece, the back of a hand, hookers, blow, happiness, 39 cent coupons for Campbell Soup, I'm My Own Milf, Ultima Weapon, eyelids, janitors, MP, Puff the Magic Dragon, and TvTropes.com

Jiro
07-01-2011, 04:45 AM
So if I roll an 11 or higher, he dies. Here goes!

EDIT: Damn, a 9. Jiro, it's your turn.

I rolled a 4, but my quick feet skill allowed me to roll again.

Too bad it was only an 8. FUCKING MILF RAAAAAGH

Jentleness
07-01-2011, 04:48 AM
Jen---> :shoot: <---DD

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 05:02 AM
*Steals Amanda's underwear and wears it on his head like a jackass*

Shlup
07-01-2011, 06:49 AM
You don't have to add "like a jackass" to any of your posts; it's implied just by you being you.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 07:13 AM
Whatever, I'm still wearing your panties.

Mister Adequate
07-01-2011, 07:24 AM
We will kill MILF. Betraying the Misfits to join the POLICE? Punishable by death and dismemberment. That is, cuttin' off yer wilkins.

Jiro I know you Aussies have a very strange notion of loyalty and all what with wanting to be a Republic, but a core component of betrayal is having sworn loyalty in the first place, and as I've already pointed out, I NEVER DID THIS.

Also Del you're under arrest for disrespectin' mah authoritah.

Laddy
07-01-2011, 09:31 AM
Dude, My Little Pony kicks ass anyway.

You, unfortunately, do not. You're as intimidating as Bobbies.

Fujiko
07-01-2011, 01:47 PM
This is what it's all about; I'm in. ;)

Hollycat
07-01-2011, 05:04 PM
We will kill MILF. Betraying the Misfits to join the POLICE? Punishable by death and dismemberment. That is, cuttin' off yer wilkins.

Jiro I know you Aussies have a very strange notion of loyalty and all what with wanting to be a Republic, but a core component of betrayal is having sworn loyalty in the first place, and as I've already pointed out, I NEVER DID THIS.

Also Del you're under arrest for disrespectin' mah authoritah.

but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahm!

Pumpkin
07-01-2011, 05:22 PM
Can I join the secret police ?????

Caboose
07-01-2011, 05:24 PM
WELCOME! And be Brutal!

Pumpkin
07-01-2011, 05:27 PM
YAY

*Begins writing strongly worded letters*

Caboose
07-01-2011, 05:28 PM
YAY

*Begins writing strongly worded letters*

More brutal than that. :D

Shorty
07-01-2011, 05:30 PM
My avatar is clearly a deed by the dirty cops in order to try and mock those that they deem their inferiors. I hope this is a statement for everyone glorifying these pigs - that they only want chaos and for the world to end in shambles so they can extend their filthy reign as they see fit.

I bring to you the loving words of Twisted Sister.

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

We've got the right to choose and there ain't no way we'll lose it!
This is our life, THIS IS OUR SONG
We'll fight a thousand legions!
Don't pick our destiny cause
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

Pumpkin
07-01-2011, 05:30 PM
Do I not get an official title as you do ?

Caboose
07-01-2011, 06:06 PM
Do I not get an official title as you do ?

As soon as SchlupQuack is online, she'll give you a nice title. I unfortunately do not yet have those powers. :(

Mister Adequate
07-01-2011, 06:22 PM
My avatar is clearly a deed by the dirty cops in order to try and mock those that they deem their inferiors. I hope this is a statement for everyone glorifying these pigs - that they only want chaos and for the world to end in shambles so they can extend their filthy reign as they see fit.

I bring to you the loving words of Twisted Sister.

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

We've got the right to choose and there ain't no way we'll lose it!
This is our life, THIS IS OUR SONG
We'll fight a thousand legions!
Don't pick our destiny cause
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

Filthy hippy detected. Deploying Justice.

Shorty
07-01-2011, 06:25 PM
Your definition of justice is abuse.

Caboose
07-01-2011, 06:28 PM
Your definition of justice is abuse.

Welcome to the real world.

Pheesh
07-01-2011, 06:34 PM
Damn pigs, why don't you stop killing everybody's buzz? We're just trying to have a good time!!

Caboose
07-01-2011, 06:53 PM
Damn pigs, why don't you stop killing everybody's buzz? We're just trying to have a good time!!

Pass the bong and a beer and we'll let the good times roll. Otherwise, OBEY OUR ATHORITAH!

Rebellious Eagle
07-01-2011, 07:01 PM
*runs in* FUCK THE POLICE *runs out*

Pumpkin
07-01-2011, 07:34 PM
they only want chaos and for the world to end in shambles so they can extend their filthy reign as they see fit.

This is exactly what I want, how did you know??

Btw, I ate cheese today and it was awesome!!!!

Btw, btw is my new short form word of the week

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 09:54 PM
Fuck the police. Fuck, fuck, fuck the police.

Caboose
07-01-2011, 10:36 PM
You don't Smurf the police. They Smurf you and then go to your house and smurf your family and then your pets. And then, just for the ultimate punishment, the police find out your religion, ascend to a godly status and smurf your deity in the ass. Thats right, not even Gods are safe from us!!!!!

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 10:38 PM
Kiss my ass.

Caboose
07-01-2011, 10:40 PM
Kiss my ass.

You don't get it. I understand. Some hamsters don't have enough brain cells to comprehend english. And we don't kiss ass. We penetrate your God's ass.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 11:46 PM
You kiss my ass because you suck, a miserable bunch of impotent and feeble-minded buffoons with dreams of adequacy pretending to be police.

Caboose
07-01-2011, 11:53 PM
Hey NorthernCockBite, You shouldn't smurf with the people who keep you safe. You don't wanna be on our bad side.

Hollycat
07-02-2011, 12:03 AM
Kiss my ass.

That would be very uncomfortable to both of us.

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 12:08 AM
Hey NorthernCockBite, You shouldn't smurf with the people who keep you safe. You don't wanna be on our bad side.

It would seem somebody wants to don a stripper cop outfit and call themselves a real officer. :redface:

Pardon me if I don't take your threat seriously.

Shlup
07-02-2011, 12:16 AM
You guys have way too much energy.

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 12:25 AM
Maybe you just don't have enough, granny.

Jentleness
07-02-2011, 02:28 AM
This is what it's all about; I'm in. ;)

Yeah! Fufu is here to play!

*Transforms into flying horse*

Hop on Fufu and we will fly to the other gangs' territory and I will bomb them with Pegasus Poop while you shoot them with your Glitter Ray!!!!

:radred: :plotting: :mwahaha:

Shlup
07-02-2011, 02:48 AM
Maybe you just don't have enough, granny.

This seems likely.

Jentleness
07-02-2011, 02:51 AM
Amanda! Make Fujiko an offical Secret Police so we have the authority to do our poop raids! :joker:

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 02:54 AM
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"

Jentleness
07-02-2011, 02:57 AM
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the fuck up!!! :hello:

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 03:03 AM
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:


With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:

Hollycat
07-02-2011, 03:14 AM
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:


With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:

i never made you cookies

Jiro
07-02-2011, 03:20 AM
The Secret Police are gayer than Laddy

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 03:22 AM
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:


With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:

i never made you cookies

With such amazing intellect you guys are sure to win: SK = Smitten Kitten, nooblette

Jentleness
07-02-2011, 03:26 AM
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:


With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:

I could never join a group who admitted to the graffiti shit on my precious Kitty Power Skin! Fuck the Warriors, I am going to shoot all of you!!! :shoot:

Also, I need more wine :mymelquiver:

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 03:30 AM
Also, I need more wine :mymelquiver:

Wine is never an issue, when your a warrior!

Jentleness
07-02-2011, 03:46 AM
Also, I need more wine :mymelquiver:

Wine is never an issue, when your a warrior! All talk and no wine :mymelbert:

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 04:30 AM
Maybe you just don't have enough, granny.

This seems likely.

Since you readily admit it, I will make sure your defeat is quick and (mostly) painless.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
07-02-2011, 11:57 AM
Hm. It has come to my attention that the Secret Police could use a ninja on their team who isn't afraid to get down and eat some pants or ride penguins. Alright, you've convinced me, I'm in!

G13
07-02-2011, 12:13 PM
Jiro is dead. This all could have been avoided if any of you actually did anything other than talk about elephants and wine! You can't even keep kids off the streets and in the schools.

I blame you. You will all suffer for this. The Secret Police will will fall.

-W

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 01:23 PM
Also, I need more wine :mymelquiver:

Wine is never an issue, when your a warrior! All talk and no wine :mymelbert:


All Secret Police no worrior movement! Be a warrior and JOIN US!!!

fire_of_avalon
07-02-2011, 03:06 PM
Hooray pants! Here are your issued laser gun and and rhino. You may use them to supplement your pants eating and penguin.

Pumpkin
07-02-2011, 03:41 PM
Hey, if I'm in the secret police, does that mean I can fine people???

Hollycat
07-02-2011, 04:38 PM
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:


With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:

i never made you cookies

With such amazing intellect you guys are sure to win: SK = Smitten Kitten, nooblette

not SK= Shayne Kennedy?

Pike
07-02-2011, 05:41 PM
I'm jealous of you guys. I want a pretty teal title. :(

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 06:24 PM
Jiro is dead. This all could have been avoided if any of you actually did anything other than talk about elephants and wine! You can't even keep kids off the streets and in the schools.

I blame you. You will all suffer for this. The Secret Police will will fall.

-W
For once, something a Warrior says doesn't make me want to him them.

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 06:58 PM
Jiro is dead. This all could have been avoided if any of you actually did anything other than talk about elephants and wine! You can't even keep kids off the streets and in the schools.

I blame you. You will all suffer for this. The Secret Police will will fall.

-W
For once, something a Warrior says doesn't make me want to him them.

In Julie speech this translates as: I wanna kiss yo ass Mighty Warriors!

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 07:00 PM
In Julie speech this translates as: I wanna kick yo ass scrawny Warriors!

Fix'd

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 07:47 PM
In Julie speech this translates as: I wanna kick yo ass scrawny Warriors!

Fix'd

Want it as much as you like bitch, it will never happen!

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
07-03-2011, 10:51 AM
Heck yes! Laser gun and rhino!

-pew pew-

Edit: I feel left out. I want a nifty Secret Police badge too.

Shlup
07-03-2011, 11:13 PM
Done and done. Get to our base, Po-pos!

Hollycat
07-03-2011, 11:50 PM
I just finished building the base, what do you think? you can choose either one:

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/toys/detail-page/B000FTXNRI-1-lg.jpg
this one, while appearing to be a pile of junk is actually a fully operational planet destroyer, complete with planet based sheild, so just dont blow up that planet!

troops with good aim not included.

http://sheds-gazebos.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/media/VicPlayhouse.JPG

Who would suspect this humble little shack is actually base to a large contingent of secret police, it comes fully loaded with a mini fridge, a mini bar, a mini pool, and a mini cooper, everthing you need to be a police officer

there is another choice as well:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KKQknHiX1ik/TeZL12cNTlI/AAAAAAAACbg/QWus7sHo0Hs/s1600/steel_trash_can.jpg

it may not look like much, but this base is almost large enough to hold one member of the secret police. it comes with a disguising pheremone and is impervious to attacks by small animals and some raccoons. it is cheap to maintain, requiring only a weekly cleaning.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
07-04-2011, 02:15 PM
Obviously the mini pink house with the mini bar. We have to get drunk to properly abuse our powers.

Also, vengeance shall be ours.