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Clo
07-01-2011, 07:51 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm going to challenge Guardian XIII (aka Eric (aka... buttface)) to a battle. The only way he can escape imminent doom is if someone pays for him to come drink with me. He needs to come to my new place... and drink with me and my cat. And probably a lot of other people, whatever, who cares, but still.

Someone, make this happen.

P.S. I am not drunk.

P.S.S. Or stoned.

G13
07-01-2011, 07:54 AM
I ACCEPT!

The winner of this challenge will be the one who can keep their hands to themselves for the duration of the night.

We all know it will be me though. Clo's just crazy about me. :jess:

Clo
07-01-2011, 07:55 AM
You're so lucky I already forgot what this thread was about.

But seriously, if anyone wants to see their precious Eric again, they must pay me money or something.

G13
07-01-2011, 08:00 AM
I don't think you'll get much of a reaction from that threat, Clograbowwowski. :shobon:

Clo
07-01-2011, 08:10 AM
If someone doesn't send Eric a check right now to get in a li'l freakin' airplane and come drink with me and play Stratego with me I swear to god I will send him an envelope filled with salt which he might think is anthax.

Rantz
07-01-2011, 08:21 AM
I'll do it I'll pay just don't hurt my children!!

G13
07-01-2011, 08:23 AM
Would anyone like to play Stratego, I have Stratego.

Clo
07-01-2011, 08:29 AM
Whatever, ADAM WEST.

G13
07-01-2011, 08:31 AM
I want to have your babies.


I haven't been drinking either.




;)

Clo
07-01-2011, 08:32 AM
I guess I'll have to impregnate you with my ova-sperm-alien-hybrid jizz.

Also, I totes have been drinking and smoking.

G13
07-01-2011, 08:33 AM
Join my gang, Clo. We'll like, break stuff, and shit.

Clo
07-01-2011, 08:35 AM
Break stuff... and TIT. I can't say no.

I tried to, but that little angel and demon duo appeared on my shoulder and they... I dunno. Both convinced me together.

G13
07-01-2011, 08:39 AM
Was it the tit that sold you? On a scale from one to tit, how good would you say my persuasive abilities were? Should I approach each possible recruitment with tit on the brain from now on?

Shorty
07-01-2011, 05:14 PM
I want in on the Cleric party :(

Clo
07-01-2011, 06:26 PM
Whoa I barely remember writing any of this.

And what club am I in?!

Shorty
07-01-2011, 06:30 PM
CLOSEPHINE LIONHEART YOU ARE WITH US

Clo
07-01-2011, 06:31 PM
But my thing says the Warriors.... what the hell is this shenanigans?

Pheesh
07-01-2011, 06:32 PM
We're way cooler, lookit our purple titles!

Shorty
07-01-2011, 06:35 PM
Eric claimed you without even asking permission. Do you want to be part of a group that doesn't value its member's needs? Join the Lionhearts, Clo. You need us, and we need you, too.

Pheesh
07-01-2011, 06:40 PM
Not to mention taking advantage of your inebriated state. We would never let our members get drunk alone!

EDIT: Or stoned!!

Shorty
07-01-2011, 06:42 PM
Phil's right. We stick together. We're family.

Pheesh
07-01-2011, 06:43 PM
You don't hate family do you? D':

Clo
07-01-2011, 08:06 PM
You're all on about something, but I can't tell what.

rubah
07-01-2011, 08:09 PM
:party:

Clo
07-01-2011, 09:38 PM
Also, I haven't received word about a check, so the envelope imparting doom to Eric is now in the mail.

NorthernChaosGod
07-01-2011, 09:48 PM
Crystal, you joined the entirely wrong part. The Lionfarts are awful too.

There is only one true gang that will succeed, and that is the Returners.

Clo
07-02-2011, 01:52 AM
Once I figure out what you guys are talking about I'm sure I'll be really interested.

...




:monster:

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 02:13 AM
Crystal, dear, all you need to know is that you should team up with me.

:party:

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 02:42 AM
Join my gang, Clo. We'll like, break stuff, and tit.

Break stuff... and TIT. I can't say no.

I tried to, but that little angel and demon duo appeared on my shoulder and they... I dunno. Both convinced me together.

You noobs need to realise Clograb is in with the Warriors nao! you losers also need to read^

Jebus, first you cant do simple math now you can't read either! my opinions of you guys is getting lower and lower :p http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eoff_smilies/partyclo.gif

Jiro
07-02-2011, 03:22 AM
What the fuck is going on in here

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 03:26 AM
What the fuck is going on in here

Eric recruited Clo, the rest are getting jello.

Clo
07-02-2011, 03:30 AM
I don't even know anymore.

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 04:28 AM
Crystal was drunk, quit trying to pressure her to stay with you plebeians.

Clo
07-02-2011, 05:01 AM
Oh god I'm drunk again what is going on.

IT'S THE WEEKEND. I was job hunting all day.

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 07:37 AM
Crystal, you're my favorite person.

G13
07-02-2011, 08:41 AM
Crystal would have chosen the Warriors anyways. The Returners have Julian, that's reason enough to ignore them, and the Lionhearts lack, well, everything. But mostly me. I am the deal breaker in this case.

Bitches go dish up some Jello and step of ma girl Clo-ey G!

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 08:46 AM
Eric was telling me how he was snogging Clo and she gave him a happy ending.

Do you really want to align yourself with the type of person who is going to go around bragging about "sleeping" with you, Crystal? Also, he keeps calling you Clo.

G13
07-02-2011, 08:57 AM
Julian was telling me about how his mom heard male and female noises coming from his room the other night, but when he came down for dinner it was just him in there. And he didn't even wash his hands. :onoes:

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 09:26 AM
I said no such thing, you filthy liar. I will forward your texts to Crystal!

G13
07-02-2011, 09:28 AM
I believe you spoke of doing that last night and then never did. Fuckin' loser, your threats are just that!

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 06:32 PM
The deed is done! Now get to licking my ballsack.

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 06:55 PM
The deed is done! Now get to licking my empty ballsack.

I fixed this for you, Julie

NorthernChaosGod
07-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Only because your mother sucked me dry last night.

Carl the Llama
07-02-2011, 07:41 PM
Only because your mother sucked me dry last night.

She must have been takin lessons from yo momma!