View Full Version : Here's the deal, Perry

07-03-2011, 11:16 AM
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm your host for this event.

You, EoFF's finest, are given one action. You are to decide amongst yourselves which gang you will raid and who will be killed in the chaos. However, the gang's leader will be away at the time of the raid. Probably mugging some defenseless old woman for the gold capped tooth in her dentures.

Ain't that some shit? The bad guy is never where he should be when the good guys bust in. :mad:

If you are not aware of who the gang leaders are, the leader of the Returners as of right now is Del Murder, the leader of the Bandits is Rantzien, the leader of the Misfits is I Don't Need A Name, and the leader if the Warriors is myself, Guardian XIII.

You are to choose four gang members who will die in the raid. In the case of the Misfits you will only be able to choose one member who will die.

When you come to a decision, let me know and the raid will commence immediately after... or as quickly as I can write the flavor.

Have fun! :monster:

07-03-2011, 11:21 AM
Apparently you also have a snitch from one of the other gangs. Inside information sounds like it could come in pretty handy, just sayin'. But which one of you has been holding out on that piece of info, I wonder?

07-03-2011, 11:10 PM
Our snitch informs me that the Warriors are going to use their action against us. Hopefully we'll get to pull off our raid first and dwindle their numbers a bit.

Who shall we kill? Who are all of the Warriors?

07-03-2011, 11:16 PM

champagne supernova
Guardian XIII - exempt
Loony BoB

07-03-2011, 11:23 PM
Yikes, that's a lot of dudes. If it helps us get this underway faster, I'm just going to pick Shiny, BoB, Bert, aaaaaaand... DMKA.

07-04-2011, 12:50 AM
It won't help get it underway faster, unfortunately. We still have a lot of undecided actions right now.

And as I understand it, you have a shared action now. *rests chin on fist* What's that all about?

07-04-2011, 01:25 AM
its because Loony BoB penetrated one of our members, so we need to go look out for them

Join the secret police, and help put a stop to all the needless penetration.

07-04-2011, 01:26 AM
I don't think we're ready to discuss that until a few people have died.

07-04-2011, 01:37 AM
No one dies until all actions have been made. You may consider those marked for death already dead if you wish, because they pretty much are.

But if you ask nicely I might just allow people to drop dead left and right. Maybe that will help the other gangs get their shit together and actually decide on something.

Are these your choices then? Shall I kill them for those magic little words?

07-04-2011, 02:06 AM
Hmm... Yes, I suppose it would be nice to get things moving. Please murder them all.

07-04-2011, 02:09 AM
Flavor incoming. :monster:

07-04-2011, 08:21 AM
The raid on the Warriors was successful, but you lost your leader soon after. :(

She died before she was able to tell you of the alliance she made. What a shame.

For an extra pretty please I may feel inclined to share the knowledge behind the alliance with you.

07-04-2011, 08:26 AM
At least tell me how I died!

07-04-2011, 08:28 AM
You were assassinated. There is a flavor in General Chat.

Since I forgot you can still see this thread, why don't you tell them about your alliance. I am entirely way too lazy.

07-04-2011, 10:25 AM
Rantz is out snitch. The Bandits and the Police were going to band together and take out the Warriors entirely. Also, some woman is trying to frame the Bandits for my murder.

Avenge me!

07-04-2011, 10:40 AM
The alliance is still possible. Actually, as far as I'm concerned, it's in effect right now.

07-04-2011, 11:51 AM
I'm on it!

07-06-2011, 04:25 AM

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
07-06-2011, 09:07 AM
I shall avenge you fearless leader!

So...who should my penguins kill first? I'm still confused as to who killed who.

07-06-2011, 09:03 PM
I was assassinated by a female posing as a Bandit. So kill everything with a vagina.

Del Murder
07-06-2011, 09:30 PM
What if it was a bandit posing as a female?

07-06-2011, 09:48 PM
Oooooohhhh. How inappropriate.

07-07-2011, 02:12 AM

I would, but I was informed that I was dead.

07-08-2011, 01:18 AM
You're not labeled as dead. Quick, kill someone!

07-08-2011, 02:37 AM
Yeah, you're dead...

I was told straight from the source that I am, indeed dead. I didn't get a nice background story to go with this claim, but I guess that wasn't important. Also, I was told that I am not allowed to write in my own kills, even if I weren't dead. So, my deepest apologies, dearest SchulpQuack, I was going to revenge you and do a bit of role playing, but it was not in the story for me to do so. Maybe Pants or shion can avenge you as they both promised to do.