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Yar
07-05-2011, 06:31 AM
Let's make a list. I'll start.



If a guy offers to take you out to the Golden Corral, break up with him immediately.

Freya
07-05-2011, 06:35 AM
If a guy talks about how many kids he "might" have. Run away.

Jessweeee♪
07-05-2011, 06:36 AM
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(

Yar
07-05-2011, 06:37 AM
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(:|

Fate Fatale
07-05-2011, 06:39 AM
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(

It's an invitation to be a fatass...


Ask around and make sure he isn't crazy before you go out with him.

Pike
07-05-2011, 06:47 AM
Wait, I like the Golden Corral. Can we add footnotes and exceptions to these rules?

Shiny
07-05-2011, 07:50 AM
If a guy cites golden showers as his favorite past time, run away. He's clearly R. Kelly.

champagne supernova
07-05-2011, 04:31 PM
Is this for both sexes/sexual preferences or not?

demondude
07-05-2011, 04:39 PM
If she says her name is Dave and she has a beard, act with caution.

Goldenboko
07-05-2011, 04:41 PM
Don't date Demon Dude.

demondude
07-05-2011, 04:51 PM
Don't date 5'3" guys.

Yar
07-05-2011, 05:17 PM
Is this for both sexes/sexual preferences or not?
yeah. it's just rules for dating. so if you have advice, post

champagne supernova
07-05-2011, 05:20 PM
Make sure that he/she has really broken up with his/her ex

AngelWings8
07-05-2011, 05:23 PM
Make sure that he/she doesn't have some deep seeded alcohol/drugs/gambling addictions

Goldenboko
07-05-2011, 05:24 PM
Don't date 5'3" guys.

5'4". Bitch. <3

Peegee
07-05-2011, 05:30 PM
be yourself
don't compromise
your partner needs to love you more [try wrapping your head around that paradox]
don't

demondude
07-05-2011, 05:32 PM
Don't date 5'3" guys.

5'4". Bitch. <3

My dick's bigger than you.

Pheesh
07-05-2011, 05:33 PM
-Don't get your advice from people on the internet.

(should we listen to him, he might be right...but if he's right then we shouldn't listen to him...he's on the internet...so he's wrong, and we shouldtakehisadviceohdeargod!!)

Goldenboko
07-05-2011, 05:42 PM
Don't date 5'3" guys.

5'4". Bitch. <3

My dick's bigger than you.

That would really just suck for you.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-05-2011, 05:44 PM
A true gentlemen makes sure the lady doesn't accidentally hit her head while he's stuffing her in the trunk of his car. Remember your manners guys!

EDIT: Nothing is more uncomfortable than long, drawn out silence at the dinner table on the first date. I always bring some of my preserved insect collection along to keep us entertained until the appetizer arrives.

Madame Adequate
07-05-2011, 06:11 PM
Do not propose a threesome with your girlfriend/wife and her mother. No matter how much of a hot cougar she might be.

Sisters are acceptable though. And she is legally and morally bound to accept a threesome if she has an identical twin.

Psychotic
07-05-2011, 07:02 PM
Don't date any member of this forum. Ever. Every single person here is completely fucking insane. Apart from me. I'm not. But I hate you.

Also don't kiss your cousin. I'm looking at you, Proto. :colbert:

Iceglow
07-05-2011, 10:16 PM
I'm not completely fucking insane Psy, you should know that, I'm beyond insane, I became so insane so long ago I've actually gone full circle and come back fucking sane.

Still agreed with the kissing the cousin thing.

Peegee
07-05-2011, 10:54 PM
first or second? or any cousins? cuz then i can't sex anything that's remotely alive.

Laddy
07-06-2011, 12:07 AM
If he owns a Nickelback CD, condemn him.

Jessweeee♪
07-06-2011, 12:14 AM
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(

It's an invitation to be a fatass...


Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:

Yar
07-06-2011, 12:38 AM
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(

It's an invitation to be a fatass...


Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:True. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.

fire_of_avalon
07-06-2011, 12:47 AM
Don't date. Especially mean women with itchy trigger fingers.

Goldenboko
07-06-2011, 03:02 AM
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(

It's an invitation to be a fatass...


Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:True. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.
After a certain amount of dating buffets should be acceptable.

Yar
07-06-2011, 03:08 AM
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(

It's an invitation to be a fatass...


Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:True. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.
After a certain amount of dating buffets should be acceptable.aka after marriage

Shorty
07-06-2011, 03:15 AM
After marriage and not on the third date. Third date buffets say "I don't care enough to put effort into taking you some place nice".

Don't date people you work with. EVER.

NorthernChaosGod
07-06-2011, 03:50 AM
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(

It's an invitation to be a fatass...


Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:True. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.
But the buffet at my favorite casino is so Goddamned good. They have a crepes station.

Also, I like girls watching me kick ass at blackjack. :(

Peegee
07-06-2011, 03:46 PM
Buffets in general are titty tier restaurants. I have more success with mcd's than buffets.

There's a Chinese buffet franchaise in this area, and I lol at its titty tier food. Anybody who goes there has my condolences.

Take your date somewhere nice.

champagne supernova
07-06-2011, 03:49 PM
Don't date people you work with. EVER.

I'm guessing that is also going into the "cannot be denied or confirmed whether this knowledge comes from experience" box.

I once had a list of things. I then broke most of those rules with one girl. Go with your heart is the way forward.

Peegee
07-06-2011, 03:58 PM
regardless it's too damn juicy to NOT GIVE DETAILS SHORTY

Pike
07-06-2011, 04:29 PM
Guys, I'm going to go make a buffet thread. That way we can all continue to talk about the Golden Corral and whatnot. :cool:

Shorty
07-06-2011, 07:20 PM
I have dated people I worked with at four of my past jobs, one of which I casually dated three people there at the same time. (It was made aware that I was not interested in being exclusive with any of them at the time.)

Things just always get sticky and awful. And then when things inevitably go sour or you're in a STUPID FIGHT, you can't just get up and leave.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-07-2011, 02:30 AM
I've never seriously dated a co-worker (aside from a high school girlfriend for a while), but have observed the fall out. Yeesh. :eek:

NeoCracker
07-07-2011, 02:52 AM
If I can't take a girl to a buffet, what the hell am I suppose to do with her? :confused:

Yar
07-07-2011, 03:45 AM
If I can't take a girl to a buffet, what the hell am I suppose to do with her? :confused:
Do them all a favor and just stay home with a bottle of lotion.


:bigsmile:

Loony BoB
07-07-2011, 03:09 PM
Don't drink anything remotely close to half a bottle of whiskey straight from the bottle.

Don't book holidays to see them, break up with them and still go on the holiday to see them. Okay, that's not exactly for the dating thing. But you get the general idea.

If you see them in bed with another guy, don't forgive them when they say it will never happen again.

Don't trust them.

Kill the-- wait, what?

NeoCracker
07-07-2011, 04:06 PM
If I can't take a girl to a buffet, what the hell am I suppose to do with her? :confused:
Do them all a favor and just stay home with a bottle of lotion.


:bigsmile:

I'm more a dry kind of guy.