You are immensely overrated

[Flying Mullet]

Justify your existence.

[demondude]

I can do a handstand and drinks things out of a straw whilst being upside down.

[Pheesh]

I can live with that.

[Old Manus]

I prefer centre aligning my existence.

[Peegee]

Please, have you ever received a massage from me?

[Jessweeee♪]

I help old people find doodads on their email :<

[Rantz]

I'll just change my rating in the admin cp >:O

[Madame Adequate]

No.

[Araciel]

I can do this

[Shlup]

I cook. Everyone likes someone who cooks.

[MJN SEIFER]

Being overrated is so underated.

[TrollHunter]

Don't judge me. I'll beat you to death with a dead fish.

[fire_of_avalon]

I make people laugh. I think. And lots of people seem to like me.

[Rebellious Eagle]

I'm kickass at taekwondo? And I'm a woman. Without people like me there would be no sandwiches.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm kickass at taekwondo? And I'm a woman. Without people like me there would be no sandwiches.

I made the last sandwich I ate. :p

[Shlup]

And I'll bet it was horrible.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're a woman, what do you know?

[fire_of_avalon]

She knows a bad sandwich maker when she sees one.

Also, I should exist because I actually, honestly and truly want what's best for other people.

[Breine]

...

You got me there.

[Parker]

erm....uhm......heh well i uh heh *scratches head awkwardly*

[NorthernChaosGod]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.

[Peegee]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.

lol

two slices of bread
meat
lettuce
tomatoes
pepper
onions
mayonaise / dijon mustard / some other 'fancy' spread
other boring toppings to be 'unique'

viola - a sammich.

yawn

[demondude]

Sandwiches are fucking easy to make. I can make sandwiches.

[fire_of_avalon]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.
We already did. Shlup and I are the bread. The good things are what's between us. Maybe you've heard of it, a little country called America.

[Araciel]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.
We already did. Shlup and I are the bread. The good things are what's between us. Maybe you've heard of it, a little country called America.

there is no emoticon for the laugh i just laughed.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.
We already did. Shlup and I are the bread. The good things are what's between us. Maybe you've heard of it, a little country called America.

I totally thought that was a different sandwich being talked about. In fact, the one I'm thinking of tops yours. You and Amanda be the bread, I'll be the meat. /smug

[Pike]

Justify your existence.

One time I was too lazy to spend two minutes hitting the off switch on my computer and booting up my Windows partition to play SMAC, so I spent three hours getting it to work in Linux, instead.

I deserve some sort of Geek Cred medal for this, so I must exist in order to receive said medal.

[blackmage_nuke]

Without me, the lice and fungi wouldnt have a home.

[escobert]

yes I am overrated! I will not try to justify my bleak existence.

[Rase]

Well I haven't stopped.

[Laddy]

I can name every Survivor contestant ever.

[Peegee]

I can name every Survivor contestant ever.

who was that hot guy in that season?

[Raistlin]

Also, I should exist because I actually, honestly and truly want what's best for other people.

There's a name for that. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sap)

[Rantz]

I knew she was with the South African Police!! :mad2:

[Shattered Dreamer]

Who are you anyway? Nobody's even heard of you :lol:

[Pike]

I can name every Survivor contestant ever.

who was that hot guy in that season?

Colby.

[black orb]

>>> Without me the world would be destroyed by aliens in an instant..:luca:

[Laddy]

I can name every Survivor contestant ever.

who was that hot guy in that season?

Colby.
Colby Donaldson. First appeared in Survivor Australian Outback in 2001. He got 2nd place, losing the final vote 4-3 to winner Tina Wesson. He appeared again in All-Stars, which he placed 12th by being voted out on a 3-2 vote over Jerri Manthey, and Survivor Heroes vs Villains, on the Hero tribe, eventually placing 5th with a 4-1 vote. This was his first time on the jury. On which he voted, for Sandra Diaz-Twine, the first two time winner. She won a 5-3-0 vote over Parvati Shallow and Russell "Russhole" Hantz.

[demondude]

Oh dear.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.
We already did. Shlup and I are the bread. The good things are what's between us. Maybe you've heard of it, a little country called America.


Without me, the lice and fungi wouldnt have a home.

Ha! I'm now officially in love with both of you and will begin working THAT sandwich angle.

Also, I validate my existence by being that one honest mechanic. I hate dicking people around, so I like that about me.

[Pike]

I can name every Survivor contestant ever.

who was that hot guy in that season?

Colby.
Colby Donaldson. First appeared in Survivor Australian Outback in 2001. He got 2nd place, losing the final vote 4-3 to winner Tina Wesson. He appeared again in All-Stars, which he placed 12th by being voted out on a 3-2 vote over Jerri Manthey, and Survivor Heroes vs Villains, on the Hero tribe, eventually placing 5th with a 4-1 vote. This was his first time on the jury. On which he voted, for Sandra Diaz-Twine, the first two time winner. She won a 5-3-0 vote over Parvati Shallow and Russell "Russhole" Hantz.

Laddy confirmed for having the best taste in men.

[Casey]

Cogito ergo sum. "I think, therefore I exist".

[NorthernChaosGod]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.
We already did. Shlup and I are the bread. The good things are what's between us. Maybe you've heard of it, a little country called America.


Without me, the lice and fungi wouldnt have a home.

Ha! I'm now officially in love with both of you and will begin working THAT sandwich angle.

Also, I validate my existence by being that one honest mechanic. I hate dicking people around, so I like that about me.
I need new brakes and a tune-up. Come do that for me.

[Loony BoB]

Justify my existence? Psh, like I asked to be born? I'll let my parents do the justifying. As for justifying not killing myself: Killing yourself is also overrated, so that does not improve anything.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I need new brakes and a tune-up. Come do that for me.

Tune-up? Well it looks like you'll need new injectors, a hall sender unit, orifice valve, a MAF sensor, both your up stream and down stream O2 sensors, and possibly new tie rods. Which means you'll need an alignment.

Before I get to work, do you have a co-signer for the loan?

[Pike]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.
We already did. Shlup and I are the bread. The good things are what's between us. Maybe you've heard of it, a little country called America.


Without me, the lice and fungi wouldnt have a home.

Ha! I'm now officially in love with both of you and will begin working THAT sandwich angle.

Also, I validate my existence by being that one honest mechanic. I hate dicking people around, so I like that about me.

I am the person who sells you mechanics' tools (no really, that's my job) so I hereby validate my existence through the honest mechanic who cannot operate without me.

[Pumpkin]

Without me there would be more cheese in the world

[NorthernChaosGod]

I need new brakes and a tune-up. Come do that for me.

Tune-up? Well it looks like you'll need new injectors, a hall sender unit, orifice valve, a MAF sensor, both your up stream and down stream O2 sensors, and possibly new tie rods. Which means you'll need an alignment.

Before I get to work, do you have a co-signer for the loan?
And thus you start speaking gibberish to me.

[Rantz]

Without me there would be more cheese in the world

You realise this makes you a prime target for assassination, right?

[Peegee]

I need new brakes and a tune-up. Come do that for me.

Tune-up? Well it looks like you'll need new injectors, a hall sender unit, orifice valve, a MAF sensor, both your up stream and down stream O2 sensors, and possibly new tie rods. Which means you'll need an alignment.

Before I get to work, do you have a co-signer for the loan?
And thus you start speaking gibberish to me.

asl?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I am the person who sells you mechanics' tools (no really, that's my job) so I hereby validate my existence through the honest mechanic who cannot operate without me.


Good to know. Validate your existence by getting me a good deal on a lift/wall mounted spring compressor. Can you beat 800 bucks?

[DMKA]

I can *snip*.

[Shiny]

I can put my foot up your ass. It wouldn't be very comfortable for you though and it would ruin my shoes.

[Pike]

I am the person who sells you mechanics' tools (no really, that's my job) so I hereby validate my existence through the honest mechanic who cannot operate without me.


Good to know. Validate your existence by getting me a good deal on a lift/wall mounted spring compressor. Can you beat 800 bucks?

I totally would, if I got paid more than 1% commission. :(

[Mercen-X]

I have the broken ability to sometimes make arrogant people feel guilty/ashamed. Although there was this one hi-and-oh-so-mighty chick whose armor I couldn't dent. Damn was she annoying.

I sing, I dance, I do tricks, I'm the best writer in the last three universes you've ever visited. lol

I fine people for being triangular. That's just unnatural.

I can climb anything, have no fear of heights (in fact, I have a strong compulsion to drop from said heights), but I can't do a backflip... or a front flip... although I can do a handstand flip.

I can make a dessert dish that's somewhere between a cake and a pie that isn't difficult to make and isn't original, but is nonetheless more awesome than anything you've ever tasted. Then again, my mom thinks my tastebuds may be off-kilter.

I think outside your box.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Hitchhiker's Thumb that can freak people out.

Actually my fingers are way too freakishly long to begin with. It freaks some people out.

Also, I am a woman and a beast at making sandwiches.

[zohaib hussain]

Lady GaGa = Overrated that's only going to have a 2-4 year fame
Eminem = Musical Genius that has been around for 10 + years.

[Pheesh]

Holy shit! Are YOU Eminem?

[41-Inches-Wide]

I don't know, I am having a crisis of existence!

[crashNUMBERS]

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[TrollHunter]

Lady GaGa = Overrated that's only going to have a 2-4 year fame
Eminem = Musical Genius that has been around for 10 + years.
No need to revive the thread just yet with useless spam.
I have the ability to filter people out so that they can vent to me without being judged. There I justified myself, happy?!~

[leader of mortals]

I listen to people and actually care about what they say.

[theundeadhero]

How do you know I exist? Maybe I don't exist. Maybe I'm in your imagination. Maybe I'm a robot with no "me" to prove an existence.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hitchhiker's Thumb that can freak people out.

Actually my fingers are way too freakishly long to begin with. It freaks some people out.

Also, I am a woman and a beast at making sandwiches.
Make me a sammich while LoM gets pissy with me.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Hitchhiker's Thumb that can freak people out.

Actually my fingers are way too freakishly long to begin with. It freaks some people out.

Also, I am a woman and a beast at making sandwiches.
Make me a sammich while LoM gets pissy with me.
I'll think about it.

[NeoCracker]

My existance is meaningful because fuck you.

[Christmas]

Justify your existence.

I STILL POST HERE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU SMELLY OLD BOOMER. WHERE ARE YA NOW??? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER POSTERS NOW!!!?? MY EXISTENCE IS PERFECTLY JUSTIFIED BY MY ABILITY TO STILL POST IN THIS INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD!!

[Del Murder]

I helped make 3 of the most beautiful children that have existed. I am also smarter than the average bear.