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Rocket Edge
07-26-2011, 02:28 PM
List some.

I think a lot of guys have issues with their ego. I never understood why a lot of men feel the need to let everyone else know they are hard. Competitiveness is another thing.

Pheesh
07-26-2011, 02:58 PM
The ones with little willies insist on buying really expensive and loud cars and driving them super fast on my street, some of us are trying to play with out big willies in peace D:<

Ashley Riot
07-26-2011, 03:50 PM
ok , I dont have many issues with my gender but as a side note.. I know this is a bit wierd but. Does anyone agree that its not cool that hair grows inbetween a mans a$$? Seriously I hate having hair there... was it necessary to make us like that :'(

sharkythesharkdogg
07-26-2011, 03:58 PM
I hate the "billy badass" mentality that so many men have. Acting like a dick to prove how alpha they are. You're not tough, you're not impressing anyone and the only thing you're proving is how much of an inferiority complex you have.

Treat people with respect, help others, and just act like a smurfing MAN. ARGH!!!

Also, I never really got the guys who really really concentrate on what they wear, and do serious man-scaping. It just seems like a more ridiculous peacock ritual.

Maybe I'm alone on those. Who knows?

demondude
07-26-2011, 04:11 PM
ok , I dont have many issues with my gender but as a side note.. I know this is a bit wierd but. Does anyone agree that its not cool that hair grows inbetween a mans a$$? Seriously I hate having hair there... was it necessary to make us like that :'(

Women with hairy arsecracks are worse.

Pike
07-26-2011, 04:23 PM
YES I'M A GIRL WHO PLAYS VIDEOGAMES, DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS~ TEEHEE

Levian
07-26-2011, 04:33 PM
How consumed by sports some of them can be.

How it affects me:
1. Them not being able to talk about many other subjects than sports.
2. Them not having time to hang out because they have to watch a game.
3. Them being in a bad mood because their favorite team lost.

A very good friend and former roommate of mine is a Newcastle fan, and he would become bitter and impossible to talk to whenever Newcastle lost. I don't know how good Newcastle are these days, but they smurfing sucked when we lived together, he was in a pissy mood way too often. If you're gonna be that upset when you lose, at least pick a team that wins. :|

demondude
07-26-2011, 04:48 PM
A true Newcastle fan is in a perpetual state of depression.

Vermachtnis
07-26-2011, 06:22 PM
I hate guys who order salads. And loud guys. But that's in general, I hate loud things. It's just a coincidence that a lot of the loud things belong to guys.

rubah
07-26-2011, 07:26 PM
amaGAHD

Peegee
07-26-2011, 07:34 PM
Boys who do not have anything of value or merit do not interest me, nor do their attempts to distract from their lack of prospect. The behaviour of drunkards and fools exacerbate the problem.

If you believe this to be a problem with both sexes you aren't reading OP

TrollHunter
07-26-2011, 07:34 PM
http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/motivational-poster-pink-popped-collar-douche-bags.jpg

Peegee
07-26-2011, 07:48 PM
http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/motivational-poster-pink-popped-collar-douche-bags.jpg

this one thousand times over. Men who have earned something of value do not act this way.

NorthernChaosGod
07-26-2011, 07:48 PM
When they call me "bro" and I don't fucking know them.

Rebellious Eagle
07-26-2011, 07:52 PM
Girls, from my experience, are judgmental, obsessed with chasing randomass guys only to lose interest, find it fun to reveal their saggy tits at every opportunity, take multitudes of webcam pics to put on facebook in a vain attempt to get noticed, love to start drama and can be total bitches. I have a lot of issues with my own gender which is why I have a lot of guy friends but very few girl friends.

NorthernChaosGod
07-26-2011, 08:03 PM
RE, tell me you're talking about girls older than you having saggy tits. :|

Peegee
07-26-2011, 08:08 PM
RE, tell me you're talking about girls older than you having saggy tits. :|

Also please tell me you have female friends. girls who only have male friends are red flag run away status.

but you have a boyfriend so it's okay.

Laddy
07-26-2011, 08:18 PM
God STOP hitting on RE, you guys are so male.

Peegee
07-26-2011, 08:19 PM
isn't she like..16 ? even I don't go that low. sheesh laddy

Miriel
07-26-2011, 09:02 PM
I love my girl friends to pieces, but the last time they dragged me on an 8 hour shopping trip, I wanted to blow my brains out. Honestly one of the most miserable days I can remember. It's one thing if there's a purpose to shopping, but just sort of meandering along from store to store? TORTURE. Why? Why are we doing this?! What are we shopping for exactly????

Also hate how girls have this intense desire to fall for asshole guys and then repeatedly obsess and analyze every action or word that comes from the guy. All that, "what do you think he meant by..." "but what if he's into me but I messed it up somehow?" I hate that tit. Let it go! I feel like so many girls let their worth be determined by the guys who are interested in them. And that rankles me. Find your own happiness girls, rather than expecting to find it in a guy.

And finally, girls who hate other girls. This includes being mean vindictive bitches to each other. But also encompasses girls who totally swear off all other girls as though all of womankind is unworthy of friendship. I'm lucky to have a lot of really amazing, loving, wonderful women in my life and so it annoys me when I hear people talk smack about how girls are evil and guys are sooooo much more fun to hang out with. Girls are awesome. :colbert:

Shaibana
07-26-2011, 09:44 PM
what bugs me about my own gender?
that some girls 'choose' to be weak. screaming when they see a mouse.. being more bussy with theyre appearence than theyre fisical strenght.
the fact that were always seen as the weaker sexe.

on the bright side: we can wear pants ^^
if a man would put on a dress it would be silly haha!!


.. ... periods.. its just not fair.. .. ..
the fact that we have to carry a baby 9 months. feeling nauxious, throwing up, having to pie every 20 min (not talking out of own experience, thank god) and to finish it all.... ... .. ...giving birth.

rubah
07-26-2011, 09:46 PM
RE, tell me you're talking about girls older than you having saggy tits. :|

Also please tell me you have female friends. girls who only have male friends are red flag run away status.

but you have a boyfriend so it's okay.

.... :(

Shaibana
07-26-2011, 09:46 PM
I love my girl friends to pieces, but the last time they dragged me on an 8 hour shopping trip, I wanted to blow my brains out. Honestly one of the most miserable days I can remember. It's one thing if there's a purpose to shopping, but just sort of meandering along from store to store? TORTURE. Why? Why are we doing this?! What are we shopping for exactly????

Also hate how girls have this intense desire to fall for asshole guys and then repeatedly obsess and analyze every action or word that comes from the guy. All that, "what do you think he meant by..." "but what if he's into me but I messed it up somehow?" I hate that tit. Let it go! I feel like so many girls let their worth be determined by the guys who are interested in them. And that rankles me. Find your own happiness girls, rather than expecting to find it in a guy.

And finally, girls who hate other girls. This includes being mean vindictive bitches to each other. But also encompasses girls who totally swear off all other girls as though all of womankind is unworthy of friendship. I'm lucky to have a lot of really amazing, loving, wonderful women in my life and so it annoys me when I hear people talk smack about how girls are evil and guys are sooooo much more fun to hang out with. Girls are awesome. :colbert:

read the topic: what buggs you about your OWN gender

p.s srry for double post

rubah
07-26-2011, 09:51 PM
I love my girl friends to pieces, but the last time they dragged me on an 8 hour shopping trip, I wanted to blow my brains out. Honestly one of the most miserable days I can remember. It's one thing if there's a purpose to shopping, but just sort of meandering along from store to store? TORTURE. Why? Why are we doing this?! What are we shopping for exactly????

Also hate how girls have this intense desire to fall for asshole guys and then repeatedly obsess and analyze every action or word that comes from the guy. All that, "what do you think he meant by..." "but what if he's into me but I messed it up somehow?" I hate that tit. Let it go! I feel like so many girls let their worth be determined by the guys who are interested in them. And that rankles me. Find your own happiness girls, rather than expecting to find it in a guy.

And finally, girls who hate other girls. This includes being mean vindictive bitches to each other. But also encompasses girls who totally swear off all other girls as though all of womankind is unworthy of friendship. I'm lucky to have a lot of really amazing, loving, wonderful women in my life and so it annoys me when I hear people talk smack about how girls are evil and guys are sooooo much more fun to hang out with. Girls are awesome. :colbert:

read the topic: what buggs you about your OWN gender

p.s srry for double post

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Old Manus
07-26-2011, 10:00 PM
Yeah Miriel bro.

demondude
07-26-2011, 10:13 PM
Del's in for a shock.

Goldenboko
07-26-2011, 10:27 PM
wait. You guys didn't know Miriel is a guy?

Miriel
07-26-2011, 10:27 PM
read the topic: what buggs you about your OWN gender

p.s srry for double post
LMAO. Sorry, too busy swinging my big ol' dick around to read the thread topic.

Clo
07-26-2011, 10:34 PM
It bothers me when girls are uptight about their own sexuality. C'mon, ladies, y'all diddle yourselves and want other people to diddle you.

Rebellious Eagle
07-26-2011, 10:40 PM
I do have girl friends, but not many cuz girls just...don't get along with me.
And no, my friend has saggy tits. And she's 16. Hence my point.

Peegee
07-26-2011, 10:41 PM
RE, tell me you're talking about girls older than you having saggy tits. :|

Also please tell me you have female friends. girls who only have male friends are red flag run away status.

but you have a boyfriend so it's okay.

.... :(

what are you faking on about? I met like .. 3 girls? or something? when I hung out with you.

Mirage
07-26-2011, 10:58 PM
That it's socially unacceptable for us to be pretty.

rubah
07-26-2011, 11:15 PM
That it's socially unacceptable for us to be pretty.

let's go shopping for dresses!



what are you faking on about? I met like .. 3 girls? or something? when I hung out with you.

I knew three girls? *counts*

oh.. I guess so. Well, one of them was a cold stabbity bitch, so she's out of contact, the second is an amagahd and I don't have to do group projects with her anymore, so she's out of contact, and the third is at marine camp and I miss her :(

Peegee
07-26-2011, 11:19 PM
see! female friends!

Breine
07-26-2011, 11:30 PM
List some.

I think a lot of guys have issues with their ego. I never understood why a lot of men feel the need to let everyone else know they are hard. Competitiveness is another thing.


I hate the "billy badass" mentality that so many men have. Acting like a dick to prove how alpha they are. You're not tough, you're not impressing anyone and the only thing you're proving is how much of an inferiority complex you have.

Treat people with respect, help others, and just act like a smurfing MAN. ARGH!!!


Basically this. I hate the whole "I have to be as macho as possible"-thing. Just chill the fuck out, grow some balls and grow up already.

Mirage
07-26-2011, 11:32 PM
That it's socially unacceptable for us to be pretty.

let's go shopping for dresses!


I would love to and i'm not even kidding.

Remon
07-26-2011, 11:53 PM
The fact that they consider sex as their greatest achievement in life and brag about it, even though months,years may have passed. I think they do it on purpose cause I'm a virgo. D:

Oh and also smell. Either too sweaty or too much perfume. :yuck:
I think I can make a list.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-26-2011, 11:53 PM
That it's socially unacceptable for us to be pretty.

let's go shopping for dresses!


I would love to and i'm not even kidding.

Y'know, helping your lady shop for clothes isn't so bad to me. I mean, they're trying on dresses/oufits and generally being attractive, they're taking OFF clothes. You usually wind up giving opinions on lingerie. It's a strong sign when they buy the lingerie you liked. :smug:

Sometimes it makes for a fun date.

rubah
07-27-2011, 12:29 AM
I would love to and i'm not even kidding.
it's a date!



Y'know, helping your lady shop for clothes isn't so bad to me. I mean, they're trying on dresses/oufits and generally being attractive, they're taking OFF clothes. You usually wind up giving opinions on lingerie. It's a strong sign when they buy the lingerie you liked. :smug:

Sometimes it makes for a fun date.

this is where you ask to go into the dressing room with them, obv

sharkythesharkdogg
07-27-2011, 12:35 AM
but of course

NorthernChaosGod
07-27-2011, 01:43 AM
I do have girl friends, but not many cuz girls just...don't get along with me.
And no, my friend has saggy tits. And she's 16. Hence my point.
How does a 16-year-old have saggy tits?! D:


what bugs me about my own gender?
that some girls 'choose' to be weak. screaming when they see a mouse.. being more bussy with theyre appearence than theyre fisical strenght.

So it bothers you if a woman is actually scared of a mouse? o_O

Rebellious Eagle
07-27-2011, 02:35 AM
I have no idea. But it's rather disturbing.

fire_of_avalon
07-27-2011, 02:55 AM
My guess is they're pretty big.

DMKA
07-27-2011, 03:47 AM
Nothing.

Dudes are awesome.

Mirage
07-27-2011, 04:19 AM
No dmka, you're just an exception <3

Shiny
07-27-2011, 09:27 AM
Whores anger me. The ones that will give bj's to almost any guy even if they barely know him. Slutation in general perturbs me. Yeah it's word (I just made up). It also angers me how many girls are not happy unless they are in a relationship even if it means being in a dangerous one.

Pheesh
07-27-2011, 09:47 AM
Whores anger me. The ones that will give bj's to almost any guy even if they barely know him.

It's okay, I can love them enough for both of us.

Rantz
07-27-2011, 10:39 AM
I kind of want to say how men in general are perceived to have poor taste or no taste at all. Far too often do I see phrases like "I need a woman's opinion" as if opinions on certain matters are invalidated by the fact that they come from a man.

That's not really something directly about males though, so let's say what bothers me is the loud obnoxious masses of men who enable such generalisation. Oh, and the much too widespread inability to admit you're wrong or don't know, apologise, etc.

Loony BoB
07-27-2011, 11:26 AM
Meeting guys for the first time is something I tend to not look forward to. Especially if it's something like a double date or whatever, and Danielle is all "Oh, he's a Manchester United fan, too! You'll have so much to talk about!" =| I mean, I can talk about sports a lot, I know this. But if I meet a guy and all he talks about it sports, we have effectively gained no friendship whatsoever - it's like talking on sports call-in shows. You don't become friends with the presenter by calling in. You talk about sports. That's it. And I like talking about sports with my mates, but I like being able to talk about other things as well.

But, back to the original point - meeting guys for the first time. I find that the first time I meet guys, if they aren't laid back then they're dicks. There is a buttload of guys out there that are simply incapable of trying to show how much of an alpha male they think they are, or something. It's kind of pathetic. And then there is the polar opposite, the guy who is timid and has no inclination towards socialising whatsoever. Trying to find that happy medium where a guy is capable of actually talking about life, music, TV, video games or basically anything is a difficult thing. Luckily, when you find them, it's great and you can talk endlessly about whatever. And get teased by our partners about how we're boyfriends because we are guys that can talk about something besides sport. =|

Ashley Riot
07-27-2011, 02:33 PM
Honestly? Lately guys be acting like bitches.. This friend said that , that friend said this ... You know what fuck what these bitches talking about. Guys you know what I mean. Guys talking and scandling like women. ( no offense ladies )

Thats about teeniest thing I dont like about my gender lately. They forgot to mind their own business.

Jessweeee♪
07-27-2011, 06:06 PM
Whores anger me. The ones that will give bj's to almost any guy even if they barely know him. Slutation in general perturbs me. Yeah it's word (I just made up). It also angers me how many girls are not happy unless they are in a relationship even if it means being in a dangerous one.

I lost a friendship recently because she took both of these things to like, the furthest extreme possible. One year she was giving blowjobs behind a couch at a party (not even like a crazy party either, just a small sleep over with kids ranging from age 13-17), and the next she meets this guy at an anime convention, who I think was there just to prey on young girls with low self esteem. Once she meets this guy, she declares she's no longer bisexual and she's no longer going to do slutty things, she loves this guy forever and now she's somebody. We were just like "okay your obsessing is annoying, but your life is improving so cool." Then he gets locked up in a mental hospital of some sort for assaulting his parents for a year. After he gets out, she calls one of our friends crying because he made her delete her facebook. Then she starts flaking out on plans. Then she says, she's not going to see us anymore ever because she doesn't want to associate herself with anyone that isn't her boyfriend. So yeah, big, glaring, red flags. Eventually we stop trying to reach out to her because she threatened to stab our friends that live in her neighborhood, simply for passing by her house (which they have to do in order to get to their own homes). Apparently her dad, who also fathered Shannon Gaga, loves this guy. They're married now and have a child. Last I heard she attempted to violently stab her mother in front of the CPS workers evaluating her, which sucks for her mom I guess, but hopefully this means her baby will go to a better home.

AngelWings8
07-27-2011, 07:33 PM
The gossip, drama, back-stabbing, jealousy, hatefulness, two-faced girls. I would say I have a few close girl friends...only the ones I feel I can truly trust. Others are just girls who are friends of friends or acquaintances or "in the group". I tend not to get that close to girls I get a bad vibe from because I used to be in a very gossipy and drama-filled group and it never ends well. :-/ I also used to date pretty bad guys in college and obsessed over the relationships and what I was doing wrong...it was pretty emotionally abusive...good thing that phase is over :lol:

Oh and...I'll admit...I think I went through a woo girl phase in college, but they are annoying:
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Peegee
07-27-2011, 07:54 PM
lol daniel you just can't win =)

10-Breaker
07-27-2011, 08:16 PM
I hate stubborn, pigheaded, know-it-all-guys.
Why? Because they usually start stupidly "IT'S LIKE THAT AND IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL BE" they can never be reasoned with and/or it is so hard to discuss about anything. They're so scared they might get proven wrong and they start insulting you, get violent, all that stuff. Just so that they wouldn't lose their face. (I'm a know-it-all type, but I like to discuss and I actually enjoy it if someone proves me wrong)

Call it bad luck but out of 10 men I'd talk with on the streets here. Probably just 1 or 2 can discuss politely.

"I'm a total rebel, I don't need to follow any rules, I'll have fun where I want to." I've seen many of these, caused a lot of trouble in school. They waste so much time on acting jackass rather than just shutting up for 5 minutes.

Then there are those who can't get enough of body building. I've had few fights with guys who raise like 120kg from the ground. Yea, it's soooooooo awesome...

Where as I raise like 40kg several times and I'm happy with it. They want to fight because they go around "I so strong *kisses own muscle*". And they pick fights with weaker opponents because they think they win. Still they lose because they don't bother with the techniques. It's all about how much you raise. Not about wits.

And not to mention those ego blasters. Bashing in to the party, "YEAAA!!! PARTY TIME!!!" *slappin' every gal's arses while passing through and thinking they own the place. And don't just get it when a girl is someone else's already. Or refuses to accompany him.

Testosterone over reason. Meh...

Maybe it's just about where I live. But that's how all the guys I've seen so far have been. Only my friends are different from that.

NorthernChaosGod
07-27-2011, 10:07 PM
What do you mean raise from the ground? Deadlift? That's easy.

Peegee
07-27-2011, 10:13 PM
deadlifting 120 kg is not easy.

Remon
07-27-2011, 10:15 PM
Whores anger me. The ones that will give bj's to almost any guy even if they barely know him. Slutation in general perturbs me. Yeah it's word (I just made up). It also angers me how many girls are not happy unless they are in a relationship even if it means being in a dangerous one.

I lost a friendship recently because she took both of these things to like, the furthest extreme possible. One year she was giving blowjobs behind a couch at a party (not even like a crazy party either, just a small sleep over with kids ranging from age 13-17), and the next she meets this guy at an anime convention, who I think was there just to prey on young girls with low self esteem. Once she meets this guy, she declares she's no longer bisexual and she's no longer going to do slutty things, she loves this guy forever and now she's somebody. We were just like "okay your obsessing is annoying, but your life is improving so cool." Then he gets locked up in a mental hospital of some sort for assaulting his parents for a year. After he gets out, she calls one of our friends crying because he made her delete her facebook. Then she starts flaking out on plans. Then she says, she's not going to see us anymore ever because she doesn't want to associate herself with anyone that isn't her boyfriend. So yeah, big, glaring, red flags. Eventually we stop trying to reach out to her because she threatened to stab our friends that live in her neighborhood, simply for passing by her house (which they have to do in order to get to their own homes). Apparently her dad, who also fathered Shannon Gaga, loves this guy. They're married now and have a child. Last I heard she attempted to violently stab her mother in front of the CPS workers evaluating her, which sucks for her mom I guess, but hopefully this means her baby will go to a better home.

God that's terrible :(

Ashley Riot
07-28-2011, 08:59 AM
Whores anger me. The ones that will give bj's to almost any guy even if they barely know him. Slutation in general perturbs me. Yeah it's word (I just made up). It also angers me how many girls are not happy unless they are in a relationship even if it means being in a dangerous one.

They dont anger me...

NorthernChaosGod
07-28-2011, 09:18 AM
deadlifting 120 kg is not easy.

That's only 264 pounds. o_O

Mirage
07-28-2011, 02:00 PM
I deadlift 120 kg every time i stand up, pussies.

NorthernChaosGod
07-28-2011, 07:41 PM
Fatass.

Mirage
07-28-2011, 08:42 PM
u

Shattered Dreamer
07-28-2011, 08:54 PM
Lets see:

Guys who think it's okay to wear fake tan
Neck beards
Guys with bad facial hair in general
Guys who actually use cheesy chat up lines
Guys who wax their eyebrows

There is probably more but thats what springs to mind. The neck beard thing really annoys me though!

Peegee
07-28-2011, 08:55 PM
me

@julie - I actually don't care if a man is fat.

demondude
07-28-2011, 09:17 PM
Males who CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT PHYSICAL FITNESS GNFDNBNBINERNFGOIS I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Peegee
07-28-2011, 09:35 PM
So Juilan, what is the best way to gain muscle mass? I've heard it was 3x8 but I do 3-4x5 because I'm still mentally stuck at the beginner stage.

man fitness is so awesome. What's it like getting tired I forget

demondude
07-28-2011, 09:40 PM
Hey Julie I totally ran a marathon today and then I made a protein shake and then I did 500 reps and then I went to a party and told everybody to stop drinking and smoking because they were going to die from it and then I ran home and had some steroids and then I logged onto a message board and told more people off ... OH GOD WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME.

Hey peeg that is awesome. YEAH! I AM IN THE ZONE! Be Genetically Different, Baby!' ICE COLD! I participate in homoerotic activities but it's okay because I'M RIPPED YEAH COME AT ME LADIES.

Shiny
07-28-2011, 10:16 PM
*story*
Wow, it sounds like he has her on lock down. That's what I mean by dangerous relationships. Seen too many people I know go through abusive relationships and stay in them.



Whores anger me. The ones that will give bj's to almost any guy even if they barely know him. Slutation in general perturbs me. Yeah it's word (I just made up). It also angers me how many girls are not happy unless they are in a relationship even if it means being in a dangerous one.

They dont anger me...
Exactly, cuz you're a guy -- which brings to me what I don't like about most men, they think with their penises before anything else. My sense of humor is purely contrived to mock the existence of these people. See: signature. Whorish men are just as bad if not worse. I'm not as prudish as I sound, but I know it's entirely possible to not be a complete slut with every guy you meet. At least take the time to actually know people first. I mean god dayum.

Shattered Dreamer
07-28-2011, 10:54 PM
Males who CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT PHYSICAL FITNESS GNFDNBNBINERNFGOIS I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

lol after 3 months of going to the gym I'm becoming that guy! My friends all hate me for it because I still party as hard as they do but I'm noticeably getting fitter. But hey I figure just because I regularly go to the gym now doesn't mean I can't still party like a mad man :p Although I have to admit 18 year me would hate the man I'm becoming :lol:

Pheesh
07-28-2011, 11:05 PM
Hey Julie I totally ran a marathon today and then I made a protein shake and then I did 500 reps and then I went to a party and told everybody to stop drinking and smoking because they were going to die from it and then I ran home and had some steroids and then I logged onto a message board and told more people off ... OH GOD WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME.

Hey peeg that is awesome. YEAH! I AM IN THE ZONE! Be Genetically Different, Baby!' ICE COLD! I participate in homoerotic activities but it's okay because I'M RIPPED YEAH COME AT ME LADIES.

*Slaps your taut glutes*

Peegee
07-28-2011, 11:22 PM
Hey Julie I totally ran a marathon today and then I made a protein shake and then I did 500 reps and then I went to a party and told everybody to stop drinking and smoking because they were going to die from it and then I ran home and had some steroids and then I logged onto a message board and told more people off ... OH GOD WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME.

Hey peeg that is awesome. YEAH! I AM IN THE ZONE! Be Genetically Different, Baby!' ICE COLD! I participate in homoerotic activities but it's okay because I'M RIPPED YEAH COME AT ME LADIES.

*Slaps your taut glutes*

http://www.threewordphrase.com/squats.gif

starlet
07-28-2011, 11:36 PM
Lets see:

Guys who think it's okay to wear fake tan
Neck beards
Guys with bad facial hair in general
Guys who actually use cheesy chat up lines
Guys who wax their eyebrows

There is probably more but thats what springs to mind. The neck beard thing really annoys me though!

I bet you love Jersey Shore....COME AT ME BRO!

I'm gonna share a video that pretty much says everything that I hate about girls...There is language, just a warning! Jenna Marbles- Girls that piss me off (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ)

NorthernChaosGod
07-29-2011, 01:10 AM
So Juilan, what is the best way to gain muscle mass? I've heard it was 3x8 but I do 3-4x5 because I'm still mentally stuck at the beginner stage.

man fitness is so awesome. What's it like getting tired I forget
It's totally 3x5 for the big lifts, brah. Bench, squats, deads. Do it. Do it hard.

Protein.

Gym.





*grunt*

Shattered Dreamer
07-29-2011, 01:47 PM
Lets see:

Guys who think it's okay to wear fake tan
Neck beards
Guys with bad facial hair in general
Guys who actually use cheesy chat up lines
Guys who wax their eyebrows

There is probably more but thats what springs to mind. The neck beard thing really annoys me though!

I bet you love Jersey Shore....COME AT ME BRO!

Woo Woo Woo You Know Bro fist pumping all night long :lol:

Iceglow
07-29-2011, 02:20 PM
What generally pisses me off is the fact that guys who are absolutely mental about football will literally sit there all day arguing about the sport and even have punch-ups about it. Damn dude, there are far more reasons to actually resort to physical violence and none of them involve a leather bag of gas being kicked around a field by 22 men. Ironically these same guys are the ones who will be the same people to immediately call a guy who isn't in to football gay. What? What's so gay about not being interested in watching 22 toned athletic males kick a bag of gas around? Commenting on their form and shit, jeez and I'm the gay one? Get a life bro.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-30-2011, 07:40 PM
But, back to the original point - meeting guys for the first time. I find that the first time I meet guys, if they aren't laid back then they're dicks. There is a buttload of guys out there that are simply incapable of trying to show how much of an alpha male they think they are, or something. It's kind of pathetic. And then there is the polar opposite, the guy who is timid and has no inclination towards socialising whatsoever. Trying to find that happy medium where a guy is capable of actually talking about life, music, TV, video games or basically anything is a difficult thing. Luckily, when you find them, it's great and you can talk endlessly about whatever. And get teased by our partners about how we're boyfriends because we are guys that can talk about something besides sport. =|

I must second this notion. Something tells me we'd have a strong bromance. I might even bring flowers if we ever meet. :D

leader of mortals
07-31-2011, 07:37 AM
Really, to say what I hate about men, I'd need to cite a few people...

Person A, who is actually a pretty good friend of mine and is a really good and nice person, made a few statuses a week on Facebook that had something to do with finding a girl or opinions on himself. So guys with too low self-esteem and need some acknowledgement to feel good kinda piss me off a little bit.

Person B, who I don't like at all, would pretty much constantly pick on me because I used to be fat, and I still am nonathletic and, although I am better, I am quite timid(and I was in Gym Class :|). So guys with either too high self-esteem or bullies make me sad-faced.

Person C, who is pretty much a bag of dicks, complained to me and a few of my friends about his girlfriend leaving him because she said he cheated on her. He said he did not cheat on her, and he only hung out with another girl and kissed her and that was it. So guys that are unfaithful and assholes about it make me want to rip off their faces and shove them down their throats.

Also, this is slightly off-topic but still related, but I hate it sooo much when girls say something about how all guys are cheaters and all guys throw love around for sex, because we are not all like that. I know for a fact that I'm not like that, and I know quite a few of my friends that are not like that. It is not my fault that you can not find a good man, so please do not drag down me and my whole gender.

Wolf Kanno
07-31-2011, 11:02 AM
I don't like guys who are too concerned with their appearance, while I certainly don't like slobs either, the opposite tends to be more annoying. No, I don't want to see your abs. No, I don't want to go to the gym with you so I can watch you run on a treadmill and look at yourself in the mirror. Yes, I think its sad you buy smalls so you can leave little to the imagination about your rock hard body you spend more time on than actually really socializing with people, and its pretty sad when a misanthropic hermit like myself has to tell you that you need to get out and meet more people and get more hobbies.

I also hate body humor. No, I don't think farting is funny, no I don't want to hear in graphic detail or heaven forbid, watch the video you made at your last kegger of you puking everywhere. While I accept its a natural part of biology, I don't find it funny, so stop dragging me to comedies that are just nothing but diarrhea humor and pull my finger nonsense.

NorthernChaosGod
07-31-2011, 11:37 PM
I don't like guys who are too concerned with their appearance, while I certainly don't like slobs either, the opposite tends to be more annoying. No, I don't want to see your abs. No, I don't want to go to the gym with you so I can watch you run on a treadmill and look at yourself in the mirror. Yes, I think its sad you buy smalls so you can leave little to the imagination about your rock hard body you spend more time on than actually really socializing with people, and its pretty sad when a misanthropic hermit like myself has to tell you that you need to get out and meet more people and get more hobbies.
But you should totally check out my lats, bro.

Mirage
08-01-2011, 03:36 AM
gluteus maximus > lats

Peegee
08-01-2011, 04:55 AM
I don't like guys who are too concerned with their appearance, while I certainly don't like slobs either, the opposite tends to be more annoying. No, I don't want to see your abs. No, I don't want to go to the gym with you so I can watch you run on a treadmill and look at yourself in the mirror. Yes, I think its sad you buy smalls so you can leave little to the imagination about your rock hard body you spend more time on than actually really socializing with people, and its pretty sad when a misanthropic hermit like myself has to tell you that you need to get out and meet more people and get more hobbies.
But you should totally check out my lats, bro.

me too. It required a lot of work and I will not be fit shamed by the likes of you.

y u mad tho? it's not like people who dress that way talk to you and go 'hey you see my lats? hey look at them omg loooook just look at them. wouldja just look at them? wow just look at them wouldja? just look. mhm.... look at them.'

NorthernChaosGod
08-01-2011, 08:57 AM
gluteus maximus > lats
You would want to see my butt.

Jessweeee♪
08-01-2011, 04:17 PM
Girls who bitch and moan about how fat they are when they're smaller and prettier than me. I'm an okay looking stick. Nothing to wow over, but I feel good enough about myself. So if you're smaller and prettier than me, put on some weight and stfu.

black orb
08-02-2011, 01:52 AM
>>> Men are just too jealous, they should share their woman with everyone..:luca:

Mirage
08-02-2011, 02:39 AM
I tried, but my woman objected! I had to knock her unconscious first.