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Rebellious Eagle
07-29-2011, 07:14 PM
Apple? Pear? Ruler? Hourglass? Banana?

I've been told I have a nice hourglass figure. Nice up top, a tiny little waist, and muscular legs. I like my body, really. I'm petite but I have curves...although most people tell me I'm too skinny. Pshhh. I'm fine the way I am. Plus I do taekwondo so I have some muscle on my arms and I have a four-pack xD

How about you? What's your body type? Are you one of those people who can never gain weight but eats everything in sight (I am)? Do you work out to get a nice figure? Are you muscular? Tell me!

Shattered Dreamer
07-29-2011, 07:26 PM
I'd say Pear, but instead of the large bit being at the bottom its at the top, I have broad shoulders :lol:

Pike
07-29-2011, 07:33 PM
What do you call short, wiry, and no curves? Stick bug?

Cause I'm that.

(I like myself that way.)

Pheesh
07-29-2011, 07:47 PM
I have this really sweet heroin chic thing going on, I put on very little weight no matter what or how much I eat.

Pumpkin
07-29-2011, 08:29 PM
pear

demondude
07-29-2011, 08:42 PM
Greek God shape.

I Took the Red Pill
07-29-2011, 09:25 PM
Rhombus

Rantz
07-29-2011, 10:07 PM
Everyone I meet tell me I'm like a möbius strip. At first you think you see different sides of me, but follow me around for long enough and you see that it's only ever more of the same.

Remon
07-29-2011, 10:15 PM
A really slim reversed pear.

Ultima Shadow
07-30-2011, 12:32 AM
I don't know what kind of fruit my body resembles the most, but the cops keep stopping for thinking I'm trying to smuggle a shotgun in my pants.

Peegee
07-30-2011, 12:59 AM
A female with visible abs is god tier

There's no term for what shape I am. What's a non-spherical object with infinite points with infinite distance between each point?

Pike
07-30-2011, 02:10 AM
Can I be shaped like a dodecahedron? I wanna be a dodecahedron.

Shlup
07-30-2011, 03:14 AM
Pear. Hourglass if I put on my good bra.

AngelWings8
07-30-2011, 03:56 AM
Uhh...the typical-asian-girl-shaped? :O_O:

fire_of_avalon
07-30-2011, 04:11 AM
Right now I'm an apple, but I used to be an hourglass. Perhaps I will be again someday.

Madame Adequate
07-30-2011, 04:13 AM
Frankly I think everyone needs to give some pics so we can judge for ourselves. And none of this underwear nonsense, that distorts the truth.

Rostum
07-30-2011, 04:45 AM
I have a nice Trapezoid shape.
Male Body Shape Style Guide (http://www.style-makeover-hq.com/male-body-shape.html)

I just need to get back in to my work outs to tone my muscles again.

Mirage
07-30-2011, 05:10 AM
Rectangle.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-30-2011, 06:39 AM
Skinny as fuck. Ichabod Crane sorta.

Shiny
07-30-2011, 10:37 AM
Who the hell has a banana body? That I'd like to see. I'm a pear...I guess. Pretty skinny up top with a big ass and wide child bearing hips. Not Nicki Minaj big, but big nonetheless.

10-Breaker
07-30-2011, 11:32 AM
Triple S:
Short
Slim
Sinewy

Ultima Shadow
07-30-2011, 01:50 PM
Who the hell has a banana body?Someone with serious back problems?

Rebellious Eagle
07-30-2011, 04:32 PM
The banana thing was a bad joke. D: *hides under a rock*

Old Manus
07-30-2011, 07:06 PM
Yam

Chimp
07-31-2011, 02:00 AM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/263748_10150227247622645_725477644_7199916_6995413_n.jpg
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188899_10150112156882645_725477644_6349931_2566699_n.jpg

Uh I'm a Klein Bottle!

( Mirage made me post ;_; )

G13
07-31-2011, 02:37 AM
Awesome. I didn't get enough during the Ciddies.

demondude
07-31-2011, 02:51 AM
Well now I feel inadequate.

Rebellious Eagle
07-31-2011, 03:46 AM
In the first pic you look like Bender from The Breakfast Club.

Rye
07-31-2011, 03:51 AM
I'd say pear shaped. I was more hour-glassy when I was heavier, but since losing weight I'd say a solid pear. I'm pretty slim on top but I have kind of huge hips and the Nicki Minaj dat ass. It's honestly kind of annoying because it ruins my fashion dreams, but it's what everyone is attracted to about my figure, so hey! Whatever works.

Jessweeee♪
07-31-2011, 04:44 AM
Hourglass! I have terrible eating habits though. People might joke about how I must be anorexic now, but someday, probably by the time I'm thirty, I'm going to be pretty fat xD

leader of mortals
07-31-2011, 05:17 AM
Let's see...

Pretty broad shoulders, sorta muscular arms, fatty but muscular chest and stomach, really muscular legs... and a big butt that is very, very weird for a guy to have.

I think this makes me a rectangle with a big bubble on the bottom.

Pike
07-31-2011, 06:13 AM
I have no dollar bills to give to Chimp so I gave him rep instead. ;3

Loony BoB
07-31-2011, 05:14 PM
I am a ruler. I rule.

ScottyRedXIII
07-31-2011, 05:22 PM
a very, very, very, VERY skinny banana, i've bee told my shoulders slouch forward and i'm that skinny you can see nearly all of my ribs........ attractive :s

rubah
07-31-2011, 06:52 PM
delicious

Del Murder
07-31-2011, 07:47 PM
I'm a bunch of grapes. I really should see a doctor...

Levian
07-31-2011, 08:24 PM
Objectively, I don't know.

Subjectively, I'm shaped like a pale, illiterate, beached whale with sausage fingers after I've had chocolate, and like a beached athlete with muscles larger than Margaret Thatcher's hair after I've worked out.

Right now I've put some wax in my hair, so I feel like a pineapple.

Maybe I'll get a second opinion.

I Took the Red Pill
07-31-2011, 11:04 PM
picsImpressive. Perhaps someday you will be as sexy as Aaron Freed. (don't get your hopes us though, he's hot off of a Sexiest Male Ciddie win)

NorthernChaosGod
08-01-2011, 12:45 AM
I'm a rectangle. I have stupidly big legs.

Peegee
08-01-2011, 12:57 AM
picsImpressive. Perhaps someday you will be as sexy as Aaron Freed. (don't get your hopes us though, he's hot off of a Sexiest Male Ciddie win)

that award is so random. the same person doesn't win every year yet we don't see new people win over new people (ie aaron, who has been around for years and suddenly just won one)

Levian
08-01-2011, 01:48 AM
But I thought all ciddies were accurate..?

Yar
08-01-2011, 03:58 AM
I'm a rectangle. I have stupidly big legs.your legs are fine

Peegee
08-01-2011, 04:52 AM
>implying big legs is a bad thing

I aimed to have a triangular body (▼) and I got it. Yay

NorthernChaosGod
08-01-2011, 08:59 AM
I'm a rectangle. I have stupidly big legs.your legs are fine
You've only seen my legs in jeans.

I never said it was bad, just that it's ridiculous.

Inferno
08-01-2011, 02:41 PM
trapezoid

Ashley Riot
08-01-2011, 03:39 PM
Im skinny so that would make me... erm... sword shaped :D

black orb
08-02-2011, 02:02 AM
>>> Stickman..:luca:

Araciel
08-02-2011, 07:52 AM
Sasquatch.

crashNUMBERS
08-09-2011, 04:20 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/crash26821/tumblr_lpo1doq8qB1qcmk4fo1_500.jpg
shit, seeing as chimp beat me to it. Ive got a lean boring body but I like my chest

NorthernChaosGod
08-09-2011, 11:29 PM
Needs more weightlifting.

crashNUMBERS
08-09-2011, 11:47 PM
Deff. no doubt about that

Rebellious Eagle
08-11-2011, 07:27 PM
Needs more weightlifting.

in b4 PG

JeganRX
08-11-2011, 08:21 PM
Man, you guys would be sickened with how scrawny I am in that case.

Peegee
08-11-2011, 08:48 PM
I have been summoned.

And doug needs to lift moar, but at least he's not overweight. So it's just a matter of time.

TheGlassesGirl
08-12-2011, 07:22 AM
I'm disproportioned to shit. Broad as hell shoulders, A kinda chubby belly but an hourglass shape, and I'm tall as fuck.

NorthernChaosGod
08-12-2011, 01:59 PM
Needs more weightlifting.

in b4 PG
I'm taller and bigger than PG. I don't know wtf you're smoking.

Shiny
08-14-2011, 12:29 AM
I have been summoned.

And doug needs to lift moar, but at least he's not overweight. So it's just a matter of time.
He's got that hip bone thing so it's okay. I LOVE that hip bone thing.

Peegee
08-14-2011, 03:54 AM
I have been summoned.

And doug needs to lift moar, but at least he's not overweight. So it's just a matter of time.
He's got that hip bone thing so it's okay. I LOVE that hip bone thing.

you're kidding me right. i thought everybody had that.

Pike
08-14-2011, 05:55 AM
SQUATZ AND OATZ

crashNUMBERS
08-14-2011, 05:40 PM
lolol guys guys. we agree, I need some moar weight lifting. but I think we can agree on something else as well. ...I AM cute as hell.

Darkswordofchaos
08-14-2011, 05:45 PM
i would consider myself healthy human shaped :D

Christmas
08-18-2011, 03:47 PM
I AM FAT AND MEATY!!! I CREATE EARTHQUAKES WITH EVERY STEP I TAKE. THEY CALL ME THE MEATY GODZILLA WITH EXTRA GREASE ALL OVER!! RAWR!!! :bigsmile:

Jiro
08-22-2011, 05:08 AM
Definitely not posting pictures after Chimp. Even doug has more form than me, dang.

NorthernChaosGod
08-22-2011, 06:32 AM
Okay, now you have to post a picture, Dak. You're still a sexy mofo.

Jiro
08-22-2011, 10:20 AM
Maybe tomorrow after I do one more day of pushups :monster:

NorthernChaosGod
08-22-2011, 02:59 PM
Lol, okay. I expect you to have a swoll chest then.

demondude
08-22-2011, 03:09 PM
Undeterred by frequent rejection from the female gender, Julian turns his attentions to the males of Eyeson. Scientists scramble to investigate as new records in a pathological failure to succeed are expected to arise.

NorthernChaosGod
08-22-2011, 11:03 PM
Shut up. I didn't make Dak pretty.

demondude
08-22-2011, 11:09 PM
:3

Mercen-X
08-28-2011, 10:56 PM
2?