Pumpkin
08-02-2011, 04:39 PM
Would anyone else here make a horrible hero in a video game? I watch these characters go and I'm like man I could never do that.
Story related person: "Hero, you must go to *location* and do *assigned task*"
Me: "Yeah...uhm...maybe tomorrow. Cuz you know... I got kinda a cold today *fake cough*
OR
Me: "Why don't YOU go to *location*
OR
Me: "Why am I stuck doing everything?"
Me: Whadda ya mean I got to WALK there? It's like....on the other end of the continent!!! *Beep* this.
Vendor: *Weapon* costs *amount*
Me: Excuse me, I need to buy these weapons to save the world, which includes you, so do you think you could give me a discount?
Character: We must save *character* from *enemy*
Me: Hey, *character* put themselves in that position, they can get themselves out
OR
Me: Shut up, my show is on.
Me: When the heck do we get bathroom breaks?
Story related person: "Hero, you must go to *location* and do *assigned task*"
Me: "Yeah...uhm...maybe tomorrow. Cuz you know... I got kinda a cold today *fake cough*
OR
Me: "Why don't YOU go to *location*
OR
Me: "Why am I stuck doing everything?"
Me: Whadda ya mean I got to WALK there? It's like....on the other end of the continent!!! *Beep* this.
Vendor: *Weapon* costs *amount*
Me: Excuse me, I need to buy these weapons to save the world, which includes you, so do you think you could give me a discount?
Character: We must save *character* from *enemy*
Me: Hey, *character* put themselves in that position, they can get themselves out
OR
Me: Shut up, my show is on.
Me: When the heck do we get bathroom breaks?