Sharkythesharkdogg is looking for a partner.

[demondude]

I am sexy, caring and confident. I would describe myself as a delicate flower and I'm looking for a hot, wild bee. I have marginal hygiene and my interests include watching and criticising internet pornography and walking on the beach with my dog. I have a unibrow and my penis is 5"

Please help him out. He's quite lonely.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

It's.....it's perfect.

Thanks for rounding it up to 5" buddy!

[Shlup]

Unibrows can be plucked, and guys with big penises tend to be lazy 'cause they think their penis will do all the work for them. I'd say you have a good chance, sharky.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

lol. And it begins!


Damn you, Jake!!

[DMKA]

Hot.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd hit it.

[CimminyCricket]

I'd hit it.

I'd hit it so hard the man to pull me out would me crowned the next King of England.

[Laddy]

Pics or gtfo.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I maybe have pics of my dog dressed up as Yoda? Or Shredder?

Not even for Halloween, just because I'm a weird recluse.

[AngelWings8]

Oh man...I'd totally hit that...if it wasn't for the "marginal hygiene" part. Unfortunately I've got self-diagnosed OCD. :freak:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shredded pix nao!

[demondude]

I'm so happy for you, man. But in a dating ad situation where you have interested parties, try not to show them pictures of your dog. It's a bit odd.

[Rantz]

I maybe have pics of my dog dressed up as Yoda? Or Shredder?

Not even for Halloween, just because I'm a weird recluse.

You misspelled "dong".

[Old Manus]

I have this image in my mind of you sitting there stroking your chin with a complatentive expression, while watching Jugs McCavegash get anally double teamed by Bubba and Jaykwon.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Well, to be fair, I think everyone around here had that mental image of me before DD ever posted anything.

And a dong dressed up as The Shredder just made me fall out of my chair. Well played, Rantz.

I'm getting the feeling DD has a man-crush on me. It's the only thing that explains all this.

[Peegee]

you can fix the hygiene issue by being addicted to axe body spray!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Issue? All the local wildlife around the tree house where I stay (behind my parents place) seem to really like my musk.

[AngelWings8]

But don't you want some of this:34698

[demondude]

Was it the thread or those pictures I texted you which gave you that inclination?

[Madonna]

But don't you want some of this:34698I do not think sharkythesharkdogg is sixteen.

Obviously you need to organize an EoFF version of The Dating Game, demondude. We can do it on IRC.

[demondude]

Yessssssss. I'm on it.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Oh no. Michael you created monster. :(

[demondude]

Don't worry Sharky, this might be it for you. Finally ... a woman!