Where is Jiro?

[Timekeeper]

He hasn't posted in nearly a month and I think people are really starting to notice his absence. I should probably know what's up, but I haven't seen him in quite some time as I've been in Africa for the past month.
It seems he went AWOL around the end of the gangwars, but does anyone have any idea why? If not I'll try to hunt him down this weekend. It's weird, usually he's impossible to find IRL, but is always here, what's going on?

If you don't know where he is, you can use this thread to speculate and/or post what you miss now that there is this lack of Dak around here!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I haven't seen him since I started the photo competitions.

He said he was going to play. Actually, you said that too.

Find Jiro, and send me pictures! :colbert:

[Timekeeper]

You will get a picture from me by the 10th, I'm just not sure what it will be of yet... maybe one of Jiro! He's usually pretty colourful, and I'd get bonus points for such a current rarity!

[Rebellious Eagle]

I was just gonna make a thread about this. o.o I dunno but I really miss my buddy. :/

[G13]

Good riddance. The man is a threat and a nuisance. :colbert:

[Shlup]

I hate to be the one to say this, but... he's dead.

[blackmage_nuke]

He's gone, we made him happy once but thats over now and the spark is gone. And rather than trying to reignite the flames from the ashes of a dead relationship he's moved on and has now found a younger, sexier Final Fantasy forum with which to fill with his meaty posts.

But I think we get half his stuff as long as the staff had foresight enough to make him sign a premodual agreement before they made him a ck

[Jentleness]

The last time I talked to Dak was on July 6th when he,briefly, came in chat. The conversation went like this:

[23:27] [Jiro] uh oh, my battery is low D:
[23:28] [Jen] great
[23:28] [Jen] too bad you didn't chat much
[23:28] [Jiro] The power cord should be somewhere around here...
[23:31] * Jen waits
[23:34] [Jiro] IT WONT PLUG IN
[23:34] * Jen sighs
[23:34] [Jen] why won't it plug in
[23:34] [Jen] what exactly is the issue?
[23:34] [Jen] are you missing a piece of the power supply?
[23:34] [Jiro] No just the plug won't go into the laptop
[23:35] [Jen] that's what I mean
[23:35] [Jiro] Like it's too big or something


And then he was gone. He popped his head into chat 2 days later but did not say anything. At the same time as this I saw that he was on the forum, so I sent him a message but he has not opened that message. I miss him very much. He is the good boy I never got to raise ^^

[Pike]

He's sent me a couple of emails to give me feedback on my writing, and commented on a couple of my LJ/Google Plus posts. I think the last I heard from him was about a week ago.

Edit: Never mind, he was on my G+ yesterday. xD I just assume he's been busy with... whatever Jiros are busy with.

[Rebellious Eagle]

Or he just abandoned us. >:(

[Pheesh]

I found out his shirt size through a mutual friend about 2 weeks ago, so I could send him one. But I haven't actually spoken to him in about a month or so I guess.

[Rantz]

Don't worry. Jiro may be gone, but I know for a fact that he trained a mongoose to carry on his online persona after him. The poor animal is probably just having trouble with the power cord.

[Timekeeper]

Well I've seen him active on Facebook and the like, but why isn't he here? He was still on holidays when he went AWOL...
I'll see what I can find out and I'll do what I can!

[NorthernChaosGod]

DAK HAS BEEN OFF HUNTING THINGS IN 'STRALIA LIKE THE ABO HE IS.

[Iceglow]

by things we do mean natives.

[theundeadhero]

I required... sacrafice before performing certain things for certain staffers and the blood of a CK virgin was just what it took.

[demondude]

I think I saw him on Crimewatch.

[Laddy]

He's making porn with me. :smug:

[Psychotic]

He posted this and I haven't seen him since.
This http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif is depressing. EOFF has fallen downhill with retrospect to it's contents, I mean the threads are awful. Less members seem to be active, new arrivals can't even spell the simplest of words without sounding like imbeciles. Look at the role playing threads; they're literally full of crap these days, and have no creative substance in them anymore like they used to. Eurggghh, I reckon EOFF seriously needs to make some improvments cause it's getting worst every year.

am i rite Comet?Comet agreed, incidentally.

[Peegee]

if Jiro is dead or afk, does that mean i can like bomb his fb wall?

[Rebellious Eagle]

Does that mean I can take his CK position? >:3

[NorthernChaosGod]

Does that mean I can take his CK position? >:3
No.

[Rebellious Eagle]

Fuck you then >:(

[NorthernChaosGod]

Okay. :jokey:

[Rebellious Eagle]

*facepalm*

[escobert]

uh he got a life? who cares people always stop posting for awhile.

[Freya]

Last I heard he was selling crack on the streets to be able to afford a place to live. :( Poor guy!

Actually he commented on some of my arts via g+ yesterday soo..... CRACK!

[Madonna]

http://vignettegrimoire.com/_lynx/witwidb.png (http://vignettegrimoire.com/_lynx/whereintheworldisdakodabarker.png)

[Pike]

uh he got a life? who cares people always stop posting for awhile.

Especially if you're me and you stop posting for four years, or something

[Rebellious Eagle]

But he's a CK so it's a bit weird to leave without any notice =/

[escobert]

He's not the first knight to disappear :p

[Timekeeper]

He posted this and I haven't seen him since.
This http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif is depressing. EOFF has fallen downhill with retrospect to it's contents, I mean the threads are awful. Less members seem to be active, new arrivals can't even spell the simplest of words without sounding like imbeciles. Look at the role playing threads; they're literally full of crap these days, and have no creative substance in them anymore like they used to. Eurggghh, I reckon EOFF seriously needs to make some improvments cause it's getting worst every year.

am i rite Comet?Comet agreed, incidentally.

His dream was to climb to the top of that glimmering mountain of hope.
When he reached the summit he looked down and saw that all was tit.

[Yar]

Wait woah dude you went to africa? That's so cool! Cooler than dak even

[Clo]

Aw man, I miss him.

[Timekeeper]

Wait woah dude you went to africa? That's so cool! Cooler than dak even
Haha, I was there for an archaeological dig, It was crazy awesome :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

*facepalm*
/smug

[Citizen Bleys]

I'm looking for Roogle.

[Pike]

I'm looking for Roogle.

Roogle is the new Mankrik's Wife.

[Del Murder]

I sent him back in time to 2002 on a secret EoFF mission. You see, in August of that year something changed the course of EoFF history. Something that started us down this terrible path to the desolate e-world we now live in. The future is at stake here, and Jiro is our only hope.

[Psychotic]

I sent him back in time to 2002 on a secret EoFF mission. You see, in August of that year something changed the course of EoFF history. Something that started us down this terrible path to the desolate e-world we now live in. The future is at stake here, and Jiro is our only hope.Pfff, whatever you say, Delnet. Your J-1120 doesn't frighten me. The human resistance lives on. :colbert:

[Madonna]

It is the actual Retro Month this month. Anyone participating?




Same here.

[Loony BoB]

The Jiro's absence has had a severe effect on the ecosystem of Eizon. I have been monitoring the levels of wildlife since the beginning of the year, and Jiro seem to play a key part in increasing the numbers of other wildlife within Eizon. Since Jiro were last spotted in early July, the wildlife levels have plummeted. To display this effectively, I have set up wildlife-monitoring posts throughout Eizon. You can see below the number of posts that have seen signs of wildlife acitivity.

DATE - POSTS
January 2011 - 7,772
February 2011 - 8,949
March 2011 - 10,669
April 2011 - 11,616
May 2011 - 10,395
June 2011 - 11,739
July 2011 - 8,298
August 2011 - 1,526 (8 days, projected month total approximately 6,000)

Jiro are currently held in captivity in various locations locally known as "Facebook" and "chat systems". Efforts are being made to reintroduce Jiro to the wilderness of Eizon.

[Pike]

I love how Loony BoB's job at the forum is to flit from thread to thread, leaving wanton statistics in his wake

[NorthernChaosGod]

I love how Loony BoB's job at the forum is to flit from thread to thread, leaving wanton statistics in his wake
He's the Goddamn Statman.

[Loony BoB]

dinininininininih STATMAN!!!

[TrollHunter]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/smurf-assassin-smurf-assassin-killer-les-schtroumpfs-belgian-demotivational-poster-1248650780.jpg

[TheGlassesGirl]

The last time I was here, he was going to Australia.

Coincidence? :cool:

(yes.)

[NorthernChaosGod]

The last time you were here Dak was going to Australia? :confused:

[TheGlassesGirl]

The last time you were here Dak was going to Australia? :confused:
See, it's been so long that everyone went to Australia!

I seriously couldn't remember who went to Australia. I thought it was Jiro.

[Freya]

He lives there silly! OR DOES HE?

[leader of mortals]

The last time you were here Dak was going to Australia? :confused:
See, it's been so long that everyone went to Australia!

I seriously couldn't remember who went to Australia. I thought it was Jiro.

Dak = Dakota = Jiro's real name.

Remember? I friended him on facebook and kept talking about how sexy he was?

[NorthernChaosGod]

The last time you were here Dak was going to Australia? :confused:
See, it's been so long that everyone went to Australia!

I seriously couldn't remember who went to Australia. I thought it was Jiro.
Dak lives there, sweetie. *pats head*

[Citizen Bleys]

That does it, I'm going to Canada.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Dak = Dakota = Jiro's real name.

Remember? I friended him on facebook and kept talking about how sexy he was?

It appears you can get the cell phone numbers of your contacts off of facebook now. So call his ass and leave threatening messages.

[theundeadhero]

Can you pick me up on the ways Bley's. It's not really out of your way.

[Citizen Bleys]

Bley's


Bley's



Bley's

That does it, we're having a gunfight.

[theundeadhero]

I would have thought you were the kind of person more accommadating to grammer errors.

[Citizen Bleys]

I would have thought you were the kind of person more accommadating to grammer errors.

Accommo...*brain explodes*

[TrollHunter]

Bley's


Bley's



Bley's

That does it, we're having a gunfight.

I thought this was a mgs reference...

[Citizen Bleys]

No, I was not in any of the Metal Gear games.

[Freya]

Can we photoshop you into screens of Metal gear solid games? It's like the same thing right?

[Pumpkin]

Dear Jiro,

Why have you gone? Please come back. I need you around here. Without you, who will tell me when Australia Day is? Other Australians? Do they even exist? You were the one who referred me to Rantizen for all my obnoxious noob questions (sorry, Rantizen), without whom, I would not know know that I have six different IP addresses (probably seven now). See? My knowledge had expanded because of you (indirectly). You told me that you like Canada because it is like Australia in that it's awesome. Does that mean nothing to you? Does it mean nothing!? Have you forgotten our few short, (not so) deep and meaningful conversations? Now you've left and you haven't even bothered to send any alimony checks. If you don't come back, ten years from now, veterans will post a topic called 'Remember Jiro?' and the noobs will post 'I thought he was just a legend' then people will say 'Maybe he was. I can't remember any more.' Is that what you want?
We miss you Jiro :(

<STRIKE>Love,
Sincerley,</STRIKE>
With warm regards,

Shion

[Old Manus]

I'm calling this as the beginning of another staff storyline culminating in some alternate reality game and a month of RPing and username-changing.

[Timekeeper]

So I met up with him the other day, and it turns out he's just been really really busy, so he's had to go cold turkey. 'Cause you know, when Jiro goes on EoFF, he goes all out.
He said he'll be back, but he doesn't know when. I get the feeling that the fact that we're making a big deal about his disappearance will mean that he'll take longer to resurface xD

[Del Murder]

I have some terrible news. Jiro's mission through time has failed. Instead of killing Psychotic and thus preserving the forums, Jiro's shot missed and killed Loony BoB instead. Slowly, BoB will now fade from our lives and memories as history is re-written. There will be no more stats, no more Ciddies, no more FFXIII and XIV fanboyism. Instead our precious forums will be riddled with your mom jokes, teabagging, and variations of the colbert smiley. No post will be safe from his clever edits.

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.

[Pike]

I have some terrible news. Jiro's mission through time has failed. Instead of killing Psychotic and thus preserving the forums, Jiro's shot missed and killed Loony BoB instead. Slowly, BoB will now fade from our lives and memories as history is re-written. There will be no more stats, no more Ciddies, no more FFXIII and XIV fanboyism. Instead our precious forums will be riddled with your mom jokes, teabagging, and variations of the colbert smiley. No post will be safe from his clever edits.

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.

Please tell me this is actually going to be one of those crazy month-long events

[Psychotic]

No, I was not in any of the Metal Gear games.Weren't you that fella with the beard and sniper rifle in MGS3?
BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.Didn't we just have that last week?

[Shiny]

A dingo ate my Jiro. :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have some terrible news. Jiro's mission through time has failed. Instead of killing Psychotic and thus preserving the forums, Jiro's shot missed and killed Loony BoB instead. Slowly, BoB will now fade from our lives and memories as history is re-written. There will be no more stats, no more Ciddies, no more FFXIII and XIV fanboyism. Instead our precious forums will be riddled with your mom jokes, teabagging, and variations of the colbert smiley. No post will be safe from his clever edits.

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.
:onoes:

Statman. :(

[fire_of_avalon]

I have some terrible news. Jiro's mission through time has failed. Instead of killing Psychotic and thus preserving the forums, Jiro's shot missed and killed Loony BoB instead. Slowly, BoB will now fade from our lives and memories as history is re-written. There will be no more stats, no more Ciddies, no more FFXIII and XIV fanboyism. Instead our precious forums will be riddled with your mom jokes, teabagging, and variations of the colbert smiley. No post will be safe from his clever edits.

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.
Never fear, EoFFers. Where once trod BoB the noble, hope shall never fade. Whispered in corners and shouted from dark rooftops, members of the foa-bellion will not let the Quack be silenced.

[Jiro]

It's not my fault I pulled an Irvine alright.

[rubah]

guys jiro is right there :confused:

[Iceglow]

It's always your god damn fault when you pull an Irvine you damn filthy convict :love:

[Loony BoB]

Pike, that could never really be an event because there is no way I could go one month (or even a few days) without giving in to the urge to post. =]

'sup Jiro. :aimsun:

[Freya]

LOOK I found him! You're welcome guys :)

[Del Murder]

Jiro, you have failed us. You better say your goodbyes to Loony...uh Joe? Tim? What was his name again?

[Freya]

I think you're looking for the name Luis. Alliteration and all that jazz.

[NorthernChaosGod]

DAK, DON'T YOU EVER LEAVE US AGAIN. :colbert:

[Jiro]

Jiro, you have failed us. You better say your goodbyes to Loony...uh Joe? Tim? What was his name again?

Well if you hadn't given me one of these (http://media.techeblog.com/images/cornershot_4.jpg) stupid guns, I would have hit the right target!



'sup Jiro. :aimsun:

'sup BaBy. :aimsun:

[theundeadhero]

Spelling too?! I don't think I can ride in a car with you after all. What if I split an infinitive?


Jiro, you have failed us. You better say your goodbyes to Loony...uh Joe? Tim? What was his name again? JosH. I think it was Loony JosH. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/16922.html)

[Jiro]

I killed JosH? Oh, shit. Bugger. :(

[Christmas]

HELLO JIRO!!! :bigsmile:

[Loony BoB]

Now that we've found Jiro, we can start the "Where is Christmas?" thre-- oh.

:D

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yay! Christmas is back too. :bigsmile:

[theundeadhero]

I must send all my undeads to Christmas' house at once with invitations and wine for her company but if that doesn't work they'll probably just eat her.

[Jiro]

LOOK AT THIS. MY RETURN HERALDED CHRISTMAS'S RETURN ALSO.

[NorthernChaosGod]

BEST DAY EVER.

[Christmas]

We should have a list of missing members and post it here hopefully they will reappear. :bigsmile:

Where is Resha? :chocobo:

[Quindiana Jones]

Jiro is in my memories always.

Would love a Resha return, holy shit :love: