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demondude
08-06-2011, 02:08 PM
So as we know, Sharkythesharkdogg is going on a date with foa. A part two of our dating game thread, in here we discuss just how lovely the pairing is and we get minute-by-minute information on how our new couple is doing.

Personally I'm just so happy this is going to happen. I mean, when he told me he needed a woman in his life I sympathised with him. But when he broke down I knew I had to do something. And as for foa, well behind the masochism and antipathy for everything, there is a hunger for rampant and non-stop sex. Our psychoanalyst, Angelwings8 might be able to offer us more analysis. What are your feelings towards this?

Let us celebrate the love.

fire_of_avalon
08-06-2011, 02:44 PM
So... is this like the Bachelor? Do I have to become a gold digging bottle blonde with fake nails, fake tits and a fake tan?

Because I've been preparing for that day for my entire life.

demondude
08-06-2011, 02:48 PM
Whatever feels right!

And guys, it's barely been a couple of hours and they're having a blast. I knew they would get along so well. Sharky sent me this postcard in the post.

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac184/demondude_DD/sharky1.jpg

And it came with a Polaroid from foa too!

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac184/demondude_DD/foa2.jpg

A match made in heaven. There's a reason I'm the Love Guru here.

fire_of_avalon
08-06-2011, 03:11 PM
I look like a Seussian monstrosity.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-06-2011, 03:13 PM
I look quite dashing!


So I'm thinking our first date should be an illegal cock fight.

In Juarez. Wait, are they even illegal there?

fire_of_avalon
08-06-2011, 03:34 PM
I'm sure if one type of cock fighting isn't illegal the other is.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-06-2011, 04:52 PM
It seems you're part of a bike gang. Will I have to worry about you dropping of meth to your different sellers during our date?

Psychotic
08-06-2011, 04:58 PM
This thread is either adorable or horrifying. I'm not sure which one of the two it is though. Perhaps both.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-06-2011, 05:03 PM
I believe it shall now be referred to as "adorafying."

AngelWings8
08-06-2011, 05:34 PM
How did I get dragged into this? :O_O: Psychoanalyze? We're gonna need to schedule a couples session and I expect to be handsomely compensated for my time and expertise.

My feelings? They're going to have lots of sex and babies BUT sharky might kill you one day for putting him up to this :p

demondude
08-06-2011, 05:39 PM
Thanks, AngelWings. I'm so glad we have a real professional to help us out. :up:

AngelWings8
08-06-2011, 06:47 PM
Better start carrying pepper spray, DD. :p

demondude
08-06-2011, 06:51 PM
Carrying condiments is the woman's job.

AngelWings8
08-06-2011, 07:00 PM
Better start learning dance karate? ‪Ross Dance Karate ( FR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD6ZpBHkSIg)

Or else this might be you: ‪Friends - Ross Screaming‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zbnek1-DW8)
:chuckle:

sharkythesharkdogg
08-06-2011, 07:02 PM
Carrying condiments is the woman's job.

Good point. FOA, I like chipolte. Just a heads up.


Why is our professional already talking babies? DD, you need to start doing better background checks.

I'm a good example of your countless mistakes.

demondude
08-06-2011, 07:07 PM
I HAVE WORKED HARD TO GET A PROFESSIONAL TEAM TOGETHER AND TO TRY AND FIND YOU LOVE AND I AM GETTING NOTHING IN RETURN. ;_;

AngelWings8
08-06-2011, 07:11 PM
He couldn't have known that I forged my resume and references. He's just too trusting.

Freya
08-06-2011, 07:59 PM
I personally think that the rose shouldn't have been given out that easily. I mean one night in Tahiti? That's all it took!? Ugh.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-06-2011, 08:15 PM
FOA named her pants Tahiti? :smug:

NorthernChaosGod
08-06-2011, 10:21 PM
FOA named her pants Tahiti? :smug:
Heyo!

fire_of_avalon
08-07-2011, 03:34 AM
It seems you're part of a bike gang. Will I have to worry about you dropping of meth to your different sellers during our date?
I don't deal meth. That.... haha that's just-you know. Prepost... yeah, I'll make sure I drop it off before.


Carrying condiments is the woman's job.

Good point. FOA, I like chipolte. Just a heads up.

So do I. And I'll put it in your eyes if you don't behave.

FOA named her pants Tahiti? :smug:
... :nonono:

sharkythesharkdogg
08-07-2011, 05:34 AM
:p

I'm already wooing her with my irrepressible charm! It's going perfectly.


Is it too soon to pop the question?

fire_of_avalon
08-07-2011, 06:13 PM
Depends on how big of a rock you have.

Not diamond, rock. With which you can strike me in the head and render me unconscious. Beware, I'm hard-headed.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-07-2011, 11:51 PM
You strike a fine balance between saucy pillow talk and Wile E. Coyote vs. Roadrunner.

NorthernChaosGod
08-08-2011, 05:35 AM
Enough banter, go fuck.

TrollHunter
08-08-2011, 05:43 AM
I'll get the camcorder.

fire_of_avalon
08-09-2011, 01:59 AM
JulieRiv, I am not that kind of girl. I'm a whole 'nother kind of girl. I don't put out until I cause him immense physical pain. Or the third date.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-09-2011, 02:02 AM
Enough banter, go smurf.


I'll get the camcorder.


Bed time kiddos, the adults are awkwardly flirting.


And apparently I'm about to be tortured. I hope she at least unchains me and lets me out of her basement on the weekends.....

fire_of_avalon
08-09-2011, 02:22 AM
Not necessarily torture! I might just break your thumbs, stab you in the liver, rip off your arm hairs. Completely by accident. I'm just clumsy.

AngelWings8
08-09-2011, 03:08 AM
Whew...it's getting hot and steamy in here. *sets up candles and mood lighting while munching away on popcorn*

TrollHunter
08-09-2011, 03:13 AM
Enough banter, go smurf.


I'll get the camcorder.


Bed time kiddos, the adults are awkwardly flirting.


And apparently I'm about to be tortured. I hope she at least unchains me and lets me out of her basement on the weekends.....

Fine then, I'll be in the closet.

I Took the Red Pill
08-09-2011, 08:53 AM
From what I can gather you're pretty deep in the closet already

TrollHunter
08-09-2011, 05:36 PM
You have no idea. :smug:

NorthernChaosGod
08-09-2011, 11:24 PM
This thread got way too kinky way too quickly for my liking. :|

sharkythesharkdogg
08-09-2011, 11:29 PM
That is total bullshit.

NorthernChaosGod
08-09-2011, 11:30 PM
Prove it. :colbert:

Araciel
08-10-2011, 01:31 AM
Love tunnel... thought I'd see very different pictures.

Madonna
08-10-2011, 01:41 AM
I am glad this went well for you, demondude, in your quest to hook up people who want to hurt you for your troubles. Time to start the next round.

NorthernChaosGod
08-10-2011, 02:12 AM
I volunteer myself for the next person to get matched up.

AngelWings8
08-10-2011, 02:21 AM
With a cute avatar like that, you'll be bombarded with individuals wanting to be contestants lol

NorthernChaosGod
08-10-2011, 02:57 AM
Yay! :D

AngelWings8
08-10-2011, 03:11 AM
Wow...you're uh...really cute-ifying your avatar and signature in anticipation, arentcha? :p

NorthernChaosGod
08-10-2011, 03:14 AM
I was already looking for a matching signature to go with my new avatar anyway. :p