Omegle has perfected Trolling

[Dignified Pauper]

the new beta feature allows you to ask two strangers a question and watch them answer in real time.

Examples:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Please show your work.

Stranger 1: im homeless

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Liza Minelli is naked in front of you. What do?
Stranger 1: ask her to make me a sandwich
Stranger 2: Change Pokemon.

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‎20 minutes to live, how many marshmallow peeps can you get down? Yellow, for clarification.
Stranger 2: 64
Stranger 1: over 9000

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Stranger is a TRAP! WHAT DO!?
Stranger 1: um
Stranger 2: pics or it didnt happen

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What are you opinions on /b/?
Stranger 1: what is /b/
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What are you opinions on /b/?
Stranger 2: I just got you
Stranger 2: what the hell
Stranger 2: the dude posted a trex
Stranger 2: i posted nyan

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***THIS ONE FOR PGies***

Are you a /b/tard?
Stranger 1:
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Flying Spaghetti Monster has touched you with his noodly appendage. How does this make you feel?
Stranger 2: half chub
Stranger 1: which noodley appendage?

[crashNUMBERS]

You are immensly overrated
Justify your existence.

[Agent Proto]

rofl, this is great. Not really. I just had an epic conversation between two skinny dudes over this question. "Help! I accidentally a whole coca cola bottle... is this bad?"

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I accidentally a whole coca cola bottle... is this bad?

Stranger 1: what?

Stranger 2: Yes it's bad.

Stranger 2: Coca Cola can kill you.

Stranger 1: im not even sure what this chap did

Stranger 2: Coca Cola killed mah family.

Stranger 2: That's why in the day I live in a normal life.

Stranger 1: coke is super awesome

Stranger 1: pepsi is for douchebags

Stranger 2: Nah bro.

Stranger 1: bitch please

Stranger 2: Soda in general is for fatasses.

Stranger 1: vanilla coke

Stranger 1: is awesome

Stranger 2: That's why I drink Water, the master race.

Stranger 1: but you are partly correct

Stranger 1: everyone in the us is a fatty mcfat fat

Stranger 2: So is Europe.

Stranger 1: nah not as much in eaurope

Stranger 2: Bro, they have the smurfing Mcdonalds in Europe also.

Stranger 1: soo

Stranger 2: Not long before they become fatasses like the USA.

Stranger 1: want to have an obecity off?

Stranger 2: 6% body fat, come at me bro.

Stranger 1: 120 pounds at 5 8 .... whats that i hear? did you just get smurfed by the long dick of my skinny ness

Stranger 2: Holy tit you're like a smurfing skeleton.

Stranger 2: Get some muscle on dem bones.

Stranger 1: yehhh bitch!~

Stranger 1: bitch i can do a one handed pullup

Stranger 2: My lil bro is 130 and he is 13 ahahahaha

Stranger 1: im 15 lol

Stranger 2: 15 hmmm?

Stranger 2: address?

Stranger 1: 1903 dontrapemelane

Stranger 2: I just forgot I am a gay pedophile and I am really into skinny boys.

Stranger 2: wink wink

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 1: whatever tickles your peach bro

Stranger 2: 1903 dontrapemelane holy tit!

Stranger 2: What a coincidence!

Stranger 2: I live there tooo!

Stranger 1: are you the new guy in 1904?

Stranger 2: Nah, I am the guy who waits in the van with no windows, by the dark alley.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Peegee]

even though I troll 4ch the fact that you guys use omegle and I don't make me slightly more superior

[Pike]

Wait PG you seriously have never been in a "Go to Omegle, ask what their three favorite vidya are/what will happen if you drop a pen on the moon" thread?

Cause those are baller

[Del Murder]

Yeah, he's gotten pretty good at it, but I thought he goes by Rostum now.

[Peegee]

Wait PG you seriously have never been in a "Go to Omegle, ask what their three favorite vidya are/what will happen if you drop a pen on the moon" thread?

Cause those are baller

that doesn't sound like a /fit/ or /b/ thread

you go to /v/ ?

edit: wait I recall the pen on the moon theme. disregard that i watashi desu

[Freya]

I tried it.



Question to discuss:
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Stranger 1: caught in a landslide
Stranger 2: No escape from reality
Stranger 1: open your eyes
Stranger 2: Look up to the skies and see
Stranger 1: im just a poor boy
Stranger 2: I need no sympathy
Stranger 1: because im easy come easy go
Stranger 2: Little high, little low
Stranger 1: anyway the wind blows
Stranger 2: Doesn't really matter to me
Stranger 1: to me
Stranger 2: Mama, just killed a man
Stranger 1 has disconnected

[NorthernChaosGod]

I fully expected someone end with a Bel Air.

[KentaRawr!]

Between Richard Galliano and Paul Mauriat, who is the better musician?

Stranger 1: me

Stranger 2: ELVIS

Stranger 1: i can play old mc donald had a farm :D

Stranger 2: EIEIO

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Edit:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Stranger is a murderer! Watch out!

Stranger 1: WHY

Stranger 2: *dives under the table*

Stranger 1: HOW COULD YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE

Stranger 2: you'll never kill me!!!!

Stranger 1: YOU'RE THE MURDERER

Stranger 2: *runs out the door*

Stranger 1: STRAANGER!

Stranger 1: GET BACK HERE

Stranger 2: car is locked

Stranger 2: oh shit!!!

Stranger 1: HAHA!

Stranger 2: *breaks window*

Stranger 1: NO

Stranger 1: COME BACK!

Stranger 2: no keys!!!

Stranger 2: AAAAh!!!

Stranger 1: VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!

Stranger 2: *gets out of car, finds bicycle*

Stranger 1: Kay I gotta go byee!

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Rabbits on the Run]

I enjoyed spoiling the zombie game people were playing on there.

It was very fun. :jess::jess:

[Bowser]

Question to discuss:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 1: No?
Stranger 1: Cake.

Touché.

[Værn]

I have yet to get anyone who responds to my questions T_T

[Pike]

I have yet to get anyone who responds to my questions T_T

That's when you say "I bet the two of you can't have a conversation for thirty seconds without one of you disconnecting. Prove me wrong." as your question.

It works about 90% of the time :jess:

[Hollycat]

Gamer powa


Question to discuss:
Do you wanna be the very best? Like no one ever was?


Stranger 1: TO CATCH THEM

Stranger 1: IS MY REAL TEST

Stranger 1: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

Stranger 1: I WILL TRAVEL

Stranger 1: ACROSS THE LAND

Stranger 1: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

Stranger 1: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND

Stranger 1: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE





Question to discuss:
You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?


Stranger 2: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ NO!

Stranger 1: up yours too buddy

[Jiro]

I do enjoy that last one xD

[Dignified Pauper]

That last one was great!


Pika Pika?
Stranger 1: pika CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger 2: Pikaaaaa CHUUUUUUUU
Stranger 2: mine's better
Stranger 1: my chu was longer
Stranger 1: just sayin.......
Stranger 2: my P was capitalized
Stranger 1: i had more uuuuuuuu
Stranger 2: I had more aaaaaa
Stranger 1: which gives me more power
Stranger 2: Hmmm...
Stranger 1: yea, but there is supose to be only one a
Stranger 2: Well that just means you were going for longer
Stranger 1: like sound it out
Stranger 2: the more "aaaa" means I was charging longer!
Stranger 1: but the more chuuuuuuu
Stranger 1: means i was firing for longer
Stranger 1: more lighting
Stranger 2: But that doesn't necessarily mean more power
Stranger 1: ahh
Stranger 2: that just means a longer duration
Stranger 1: good point
Stranger 1: true, true
Stranger 2: yeah...
Stranger 2: You know what?
Stranger 1: so i guess urs had more power but less duration
Stranger 2: Pretty much
Stranger 1: what?
Stranger 2: So there's no real way to gauge the powers now
Stranger 2: so I say we just put this all behind us ^0^
Stranger 1: good plan
Stranger 2 has disconnected


Ninjas or Pirates?
Stranger 1: ninjas, forever ninjas
Stranger 2: ninjas
Stranger 1: its the only choice!
Stranger 2: ikr
Stranger 1: idk why anyone would say pirate
Stranger 2: if there weird they would
Stranger 1: very true
Stranger 1: you have a good night sire

What would take longer? 1) Circling the globe by foot; or, 2) Eating a manhole cover?
Stranger 1: hmmm
Stranger 1: depends on if i can use sauce
Stranger 2: Oh dear...
Stranger 2: Hmm...
Stranger 1: i have to say
Stranger 1: manholes are a little bland just plain
Stranger 1: not much spice to them
Stranger 2: I'll say eating the manhole cover.
Stranger 1: now, if i had a bottle of tabasco sauce
Stranger 1: i could chow down finish that manhole cover in 2 hours flat
Stranger 1: yum yum
Stranger 1: also
Stranger 2: I mean, you may eventually erode it down to a swallowable bit...
Stranger 1: tabasco sauce is so acidic
Stranger 1: it would just eat through the metal
Stranger 2: But it'll take smurfin' years, man.
Stranger 1: problem solved
Stranger 1: no you
Stranger 1: you would take smurfing years
Stranger 1: to teach
Stranger 2: NO smurf YOU
Stranger 1: the importance
Stranger 1: of
Stranger 2 has disconnected

What sort of shenanigans do you engage in? 1) Tomfoolery; 2) Lolly-gaggin'; 3) Haberdashery; or, 4) Balderdash
Stranger 1: all of the above
Stranger 2: I've been known to haberdash
Stranger 2: But I ain't one for lolly-gaggin', let me tell you.
Stranger 2 has disconnected