Bidets

[Yar]

I've heard once I use one, I'll never go back to tp.

Thoughts?

[NorthernChaosGod]

People who get their butt shot with water don't wipe after anyway? o_O

[Araciel]

The tricky part is working your way up to doing it, which I won't - so there's no fear of ever not going back.

[Shlup]

Guys. You guys.

Bidets are amazing.

[fire_of_avalon]

I am afraid.

[AngelWings8]

I tried a Japanese bidet when I went to Tokyo. I thought it was pretty nice and it's unfortunate we don't have them everywhere in the US. That said...I think I'll survive without trying to lug one over here :p

[rubah]

I'm wet already

[Raistlin]

But are they better than the three seashells?

[Rantz]

Bidets are great, but corncobs are greater.

[Pike]

Mon visage upon discovering this wikipedia article Anal cleansing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing)

Edit: Also, this Islamic toilet etiquette - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette)

[Rantz]

While we're doing wikipedia, this is also very relevant: Toilet paper orientation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation)

If you're an under I will smite you. :nonono:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Over!

[Loony BoB]

Definitely an 'over' person.

As for bidets, I find that feeling 'splashback' from pooping is one of the worst feelings in the world, so I don't think I'd like having something shoot water at my butt like that. I'm happy enough with toilet paper.

Also, I echo NCG's question. Don't they use toilet paper after their butt gets wet anyway? I mean, do they have butt-air-dryers in their toilets as well? :p

[AngelWings8]

Also, I echo NCG's question. Don't they use toilet paper after their butt gets wet anyway? I mean, do they have butt-air-dryers in their toilets as well? :p

And I'm an over person as well. And yes, some do have butt air dryers :)

http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/34718-bidets-bidet1.jpg http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/34719-bidets-wireless_toilet_control_panel_w._open_lid.jpg

[Jessweeee♪]

While we're doing wikipedia, this is also very relevant: Toilet paper orientation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation)

If you're an under I will smite you. :nonono:

I just stick it on the dispenser without a thought! I'm curious to see if it's under or over when I go home. I'm so excited!

[Slothy]

As for bidets, I find that feeling 'splashback' from pooping is one of the worst feelings in the world, so I don't think I'd like having something shoot water at my butt like that.

Yeah, but think about why that feeling is so terrible. You're basically having water full of piss and shit splashing back up on to you. I really don't think that's all that comparable with how a bidet would feel. Just knowing it's clean water would make all the difference in the world psychologically.

Personally, I've never used a bidet but I love the idea of them. I'd imagine it would get things cleaner much easier than toilet paper for guys with hairy asses like mine.

[Loony BoB]

That's true, but it's still water shooting at my bumhole does not sit right with me, it just feels yuck, sort of like water shooting at your ear or nostril. =| I guess it's probably a result of 27 years of using toilet paper. But I still don't like the idea.

Also, holy crap, what are all those buttons for!?

[AngelWings8]

Haha, well the blue one I've noticed is for general cleaning (for your butt). The pink one is usually for a female's private area. The last one is to air dry. Some of the other buttons are probably for the seat warmer...maybe control the AC in your house? :O_O: I dunno haha.

I want oneeeeeee: Neorest 600 (http://www.totousa.com/Neorest/Neorest600.aspx)

[Peegee]

Oh this stuff again

If I wash myself with water, I still need to wipe

[Yar]

oh god toilet paper orientation. i really dont ducking care and i forget what mine is anyway.

[Peegee]

oh god toilet paper orientation. i really dont ducking care and i forget what mine is anyway.

If you put it over the top, then your wet hand will drip water on the TP on the top and mess up several layers of TP

if you put it over the back so it comes out the bottom, then you reach under and will not affect several layers of TP

l2TP

[Yar]

why the hell would my hands be wet

[NorthernChaosGod]

why the hell would my hands be wet

[Pike]

I work at Sears so if anyone runs out of toilet paper and wants any extra catalogs lemme know

[Rye]

I'm super curious to try! Does it make your butthole squench up in surprise the first few times?

[Shlup]

A little.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm super curious to try! Does it make your butthole squench up in surprise the first few times?

:stare:

[Peegee]

I'm super curious to try! Does it make your butthole squench up in surprise the first few times?

A little.



:stare:

Fixed.