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fire_of_avalon
08-12-2011, 05:03 AM
Yay! Voice thread! Post your voice! Say anything you like! Tell jokes. Read the phone book. Seduce NCG's Ear (it's not difficult.)

Here is me! I babble!

I didn't even say the F word! (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/37959347/Voice2011.mp3)

CimminyCricket
08-12-2011, 05:10 AM
You like these threads don't you?


How would I record my voice and put it here?

Freya
08-12-2011, 05:12 AM
I now want to skype with you foa so you can learnt he lingo or whatever you just said. I'll get my voice up sooon. I've been drinking so it should be fun.

JeganRX
08-12-2011, 05:38 AM
I'll be joining this thread tomorrow, but for those who want to know:

Vocaroo.com is a great place to demonstrate your voice!

fire_of_avalon
08-12-2011, 05:53 AM
I've never heard of vocaroo but someone should try it and tell us how it is! As for me, I still use CDex.

Pike
08-12-2011, 06:17 AM
This is what I sounded like when I got really sick earlier this year and completely lost my voice (http://www.clockworkhare.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/PikeHasNoVoice.ogg).

No, that is certainly not how I usually sound. But it's the only available sound file of have of myself right now, and it's hilarious. Because I sound like a mouse.

Freya
08-12-2011, 06:49 AM
INDEED! I laugh at your misfortune of losing a voice.


I recorded one a little bit ago (as in like an hour ago) HERE YOU GO. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/29631253/voicething01.mp3)

Rebellious Eagle
08-12-2011, 07:30 AM
I like Freya's voice a lot and I feel bad for Pike. D:

Here's mine. (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vESriN4eLGc3W8xpo)

Freya
08-12-2011, 08:17 AM
If you would like I could whisper sweet nothings to you RE :]

You sound older than I do xD

Rantz
08-12-2011, 08:41 AM
I was asked for one the other day so I happen to have one handy!

Original (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/korvpucko.mp3)
Translated version (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/sausagepucko.mp3)

sharkythesharkdogg
08-12-2011, 01:22 PM
FOA sounds like a sexy, confident black woman.

Freya sounds waaay younger than I thought.

Rantzien sounds like this guy (http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/3/34/Swedishchef-myspace.jpg), which is exactly what I hoped for.

This thread pleases me.

NorthernChaosGod
08-12-2011, 02:06 PM
I was going to post one, then I saw this

Seduce NCG's Ear (it's not difficult.)

Fuck all of you. Twice. Sideways.

AngelWings8
08-12-2011, 04:11 PM
I was asked for one the other day so I happen to have one handy!

Original (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/korvpucko.mp3)
Translated version (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/sausagepucko.mp3)

I heard the first one and was like ooooo sexy foreign voice. Then I heard the second one and was like hmmm doesn't sound as sexy in english...:|

Pike
08-12-2011, 04:54 PM
FOA sounds like a sexy, confident black woman.

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~you are a beautiful strong black woman~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

Freya
08-12-2011, 05:15 PM
Aw rantz you're not so shy about your english :3 Even if it made no sense! Still lovin' the swedishness though. You lady-killer, you.

Araciel
08-12-2011, 06:43 PM
Ahhh remember the days of EoFF Ventrilo?! *sigh*
I may post something... maybe...

JeganRX
08-12-2011, 07:41 PM
Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vLSk5ynIqbuODLJJg)

Here you go.

Freya
08-12-2011, 09:55 PM
Lovely voice Jegan!

I have an apology one (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/29631253/oopssorry.mp3) for my drunk one earlier heh. Enjoy sober lekreya

Pike
08-13-2011, 05:11 AM
Anyone who liked my "Pike Loses Her Voice" post earlier will love my brief rendition of Walrus and the Carpenter (http://www.clockworkhare.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/WalrusAndTheCarpenter.ogg); also done when I had no voice.

I'll get an actual, non-sick voice post up at some point, I promise.

fire_of_avalon
08-13-2011, 05:14 AM
All of you people (sharks, NCG, Arararara, Angel) need to post your voices or I will be way sad.

Pike
08-13-2011, 05:31 AM
Okay guys, here you go >:3

Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vcSigeEUmmpy8z8Rc)

NorthernChaosGod
08-13-2011, 06:17 AM
Oh, Pike. You're adorable.


All of you people (sharks, NCG, Arararara, Angel) need to post your voices or I will be way sad.
No.

Agent Proto
08-13-2011, 06:24 AM
Let's do this. (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vSL5Qly5Ukh16KhR9)

fire_of_avalon
08-13-2011, 06:42 AM
Oh, Pike. You're adorable.


All of you people (sharks, NCG, Arararara, Angel) need to post your voices or I will be way sad.
No.
Yes!

sharkythesharkdogg
08-13-2011, 07:33 AM
never done it. I'll investigate, and then post something up.

NorthernChaosGod
08-13-2011, 07:39 AM
Oh, Pike. You're adorable.


All of you people (sharks, NCG, Arararara, Angel) need to post your voices or I will be way sad.
No.
Yes!
NO!

fire_of_avalon
08-13-2011, 07:48 AM
Oh, Pike. You're adorable.


All of you people (sharks, NCG, Arararara, Angel) need to post your voices or I will be way sad.
No.
Yes!
NO!
Way sad is coming if you don't! You don't want the way sad. It's all D: And sometimes even Dx. And rarely ;__________;

NorthernChaosGod
08-13-2011, 09:22 AM
I don't think you have a way sad.

Rantz
08-13-2011, 05:00 PM
This is what I sounded like when I got really sick earlier this year and completely lost my voice (http://www.clockworkhare.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/PikeHasNoVoice.ogg).
I can hear this clip now, but the first time I listened to this, there was no sound for some reason. My sound worked fine otherwise, but this clip didn't make any. I thought it a pretty funny joke at the time.

Pike
08-13-2011, 05:02 PM
This is what I sounded like when I got really sick earlier this year and completely lost my voice (http://www.clockworkhare.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/PikeHasNoVoice.ogg).
I can hear this clip now, but the first time I listened to this, there was no sound for some reason. My sound worked fine otherwise, but this clip didn't make any. I thought it a pretty funny joke at the time.

I think that's funnier than the actual clip. xD

sharkythesharkdogg
08-13-2011, 10:19 PM
I sound very monotone, but you jerks asked for it. (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vLvCjM0PPk1B309bS)

NorthernChaosGod
08-13-2011, 10:28 PM
That was a lame joke. xD

Loony BoB
08-13-2011, 10:48 PM
I intend on supplying you all with voice clips tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to give me ideas of things to say. Do I use my infomercial voice or my normal voice?

NorthernChaosGod
08-13-2011, 11:48 PM
You should use your infomercial voice and read us off some stats. And then end with "I'm the Goddamn Statman!"

sharkythesharkdogg
08-14-2011, 12:18 AM
That was a lame joke. xD


I give and I give, and this is the bullshit I have to show for it! :colbert:

YOU come up with fresh material every night! It's hard! Jerk!

Madonna
08-14-2011, 04:00 AM
You know. (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vPqHPU8C6uXkwOlje)

fire_of_avalon
08-14-2011, 04:34 AM
You know a megasad was gonna be had tonight, because NCG treats me badly, but I lol'd at sharky and Lynxie so screw you, JuliRiv.

leader of mortals
08-14-2011, 04:59 AM
Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vlrusGhwFopC9BZzf)

I sang a song!

Pike
08-14-2011, 05:58 AM
I like this thread.

Wolf Kanno
08-14-2011, 06:14 AM
You should use your infomercial voice and read us off some stats. And then end with "I'm the Goddamn Statman!"

No, he needs to write and then sing a parody of this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w&ob=av2n), called I'm the Statman!

AngelWings8
08-14-2011, 06:50 AM
Ok...disclaimer for this recording...I am pretty intoxicated because I just came back from a wedding, so don't judge if there's slurring in my words :p. It's pretty short but I didn't want to make FOA way sad so here it is: Angel's Slightly Intoxicated Voice (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vIfVN8ktsC5zrRTgy)

Loony BoB
08-14-2011, 09:19 AM
No, he needs to write and then sing a parody of this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w&ob=av2n), called I'm the Statman!
I would love to have the talent to do this, but I could never do such a song justice when it comes to the bop-bop-badop kind of thing. That guy is just epic, and I would be a disgrace. xD

Baloki
08-14-2011, 10:25 AM
Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vlrusGhwFopC9BZzf)

I sang a song!

Damn you!

Loony BoB
08-14-2011, 10:34 AM
Okay, forgot the Statman bit, but here's me reading out a post using said announcer/infomercial voice. I fucked up on a couple of occasions, but can't be arsed re-recording so :p

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/repstats.mp3

fire_of_avalon
08-14-2011, 11:27 AM
Good grief. You sound like an announcer on Dragon Ball Z.

Loony BoB
08-14-2011, 11:47 AM
Aaaaaaaaaand here's my normal voice. I had a 20 minute 18MB file of me doing the Eyes on You questions, but yeah, way too long. So you get this little thing instead! Hooray.

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/voice.mp3

Laddy
08-14-2011, 03:56 PM
I recited a poem. First in my "I'm on stage, dahling~" voice, and then in my less-animated-than-normal normal voice.

I rarely sound like this in person, though.

Click here and have your knees quiver.
(http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9FIVPuwehoZwUIU3)

fire_of_avalon
08-14-2011, 11:20 PM
Laddy sounds nothing like I imagined. But I think I've always imagined him sounding like Robert Plant as well as looking like Robert Plant, so there's that.

NorthernChaosGod
08-14-2011, 11:53 PM
You know a megasad was gonna be had tonight, because NCG treats me badly, but I lol'd at sharky and Lynxie so screw you, JuliRiv.
:colbert:


Okay, forgot the Statman bit, but here's me reading out a post using said announcer/infomercial voice. I fucked up on a couple of occasions, but can't be arsed re-recording so :p

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/repstats.mp3
Holy crap, you really do sound like the announcer from DBZ.

Rye
08-15-2011, 12:20 AM
Even though I don't train to sing professionally anymore, I still really like to sing covers. My voice is really out of training and practice, but the joy in it is far more important, I think. I recorded a few things with this crackbook pro! They're all really echo-y for some reason, and I have no idea how to use audio recording programs to fix it, but I might post one later one, in keeping with the voice thread tradition. I've been really into singing that Barcelona song ever since I saw Water for Elephants.

fire_of_avalon
08-15-2011, 12:26 AM
You know, Rye. I've been talking about bringing back EoFF karaoke. :bigsmile:

Madonna
08-15-2011, 01:27 AM
Remember when Bleys tried to bring that back semi-recently?



No one else does either.

rubah
08-15-2011, 02:14 AM
"I'm the Statman!"shibbydibbywibbydopdowopwop bop do wop wop

Pike
08-15-2011, 06:21 AM
"I'm the Statman!"shibbydibbywibbydopdowopwop bop do wop wop

It's all a statistic, one way or the other so check out my mesasge to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothing faze your math, if the Statman can do it so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the stats are fuzzy but it gets so clearer when he sings
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now that the numbers and the scat are the same thing yo I'm the Statman

BADABABA BEEE BA DA BA DE BO

leader of mortals
08-15-2011, 06:40 AM
You know, Rye. I've been talking about bringing back EoFF karaoke. :bigsmile:

I'd join :D

Shiny
08-15-2011, 01:53 PM
@BoB "gyro" Word? I thought it was "jearo" this entire time.

Loony BoB
08-15-2011, 02:33 PM
Well, that's how I say it. But then I call BOU "bow" and I'm sure there are a few others that people have stated that I say wrong, but I don't care. :D My excuse is that "in New Zealand, with our accent, this is the correct way to say it. :aimsun:"

rubah
08-16-2011, 06:15 AM
jiro has stated publicly how his name is to be said, but f dat, mang.

http://snowy-day.brontoforum.us/stuff/others/time%20to%20make%20a%20cake.mp3
http://snowy-day.brontoforum.us/stuff/others/cook%20it%20by%20the%20book.mp3

Loony BoB
08-16-2011, 02:09 PM
jiro has stated publicly how his name is to be said, but f dat, mang.
=o Never knew that. How does he say it should be said?

The Captain
08-17-2011, 06:14 AM
I enjoy these threads and the photo ones because it reminds me that everyone here actually exists and aren't just anonymous posters. Gives it a bit more sense of community. Keep it up everyone.

I have a bunch of podcasts and interviews I've done and plenty of recordings I've done with my band floating around the internet, but that would all be shameless self-promotion....

Take care all.

Araciel
08-17-2011, 08:14 AM
People who churn butter are not things.

Rantz
08-17-2011, 08:29 AM
I have a bunch of podcasts and interviews I've done and plenty of recordings I've done with my band floating around the internet, but that would all be shameless self-promotion....
Not if we ask to hear those band recordings it isn't! *asks to*

Jiro
08-17-2011, 11:24 AM
jiro has stated publicly how his name is to be said, but f dat, mang.
=o Never knew that. How does he say it should be said?

GUESS. Anyway, here I am being pretentious and trying to talk quietly so people don't think I'm a spaz.

Loony BoB
08-17-2011, 02:15 PM
I can only guess that you say it like I do. Ji (like sky) ro (like row).

Pike
08-17-2011, 04:44 PM
I vote Jee-roh

NorthernChaosGod
08-17-2011, 07:54 PM
Dak, I want your accent.

Also, post.
Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vqSTpbMdthIS7Y98J)

fire_of_avalon
08-17-2011, 08:39 PM
You're a very creative man, JuliRiv.

JeganRX
08-17-2011, 09:47 PM
Interesting voices here....

Download hairball_treatment.mp3 from Sendspace.com - send big files the easy way (http://www.sendspace.com/file/13kfca)

I decided to record another sample, reading the back of some hairball remedy (hey, I'm too lazy to type out copy to read).

NorthernChaosGod
08-17-2011, 11:21 PM
You're a very creative man, JuliRiv.
Just for you, MegaPow. :love:

Melissaur
08-18-2011, 12:57 AM
Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vZ6MDuBJwvDu1wf7a)

Rebellious Eagle
08-18-2011, 02:52 AM
I made another one. Derp.

Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vGStSvpbIui1NhNj2)

Jiro's accent. Do want.

Jiro
08-18-2011, 03:08 AM
I vote Jee-roh

This works. So long as you don't say it like BoB, everything is fine. (But again, I do like helicopters, so Skyrow also works I suppose!)

Melissaur
08-18-2011, 03:15 AM
I hate to say this but Julian....sounds.....sexy ;_;

NorthernChaosGod
08-18-2011, 04:14 AM
I hate to say this but Julian....sounds.....sexy ;_;
Why would you hate to say that? :colbert:


I made another one. Derp.

Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vGStSvpbIui1NhNj2)
*huggles*

Melissaur
08-18-2011, 04:38 AM
I don't like admitting that I think you are sexy

NorthernChaosGod
08-18-2011, 05:23 AM
:doublecolbert:

Melissaur
08-18-2011, 05:35 AM
BAH! Julian! I'm kidding! Of course I think you are smexy~ I believe I told you to you before anyways xD

Rostum
08-18-2011, 12:20 PM
My voice is like Jiro's but sexier because Melbourne > Sydney.

Jiro
08-18-2011, 12:30 PM
Despite the fact that this won't help my case, I'm actually from Brisbane (well, Qld at least).

Let us hear you, Rostum! DO IT.

NorthernChaosGod
08-18-2011, 07:45 PM
My voice is like Jiro's but sexier because Melbourne > Sydney.
I demand proof!

Shiny
08-18-2011, 07:56 PM
I vote Jee-roh

This works. So long as you don't say it like BoB, everything is fine. (But again, I do like helicopters, so Skyrow also works I suppose!)
You shall now be known as Skeetrow.

DK
08-18-2011, 08:39 PM
I think I did this the last time there was a voice thread but cba to think up anything new to say.

Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=vWyCe1UaTUOhl6uGR)

my mic is dire quality so I have no idea how loud or crappy it will come out on your computers but I think it was pretty loud, might wanna turn it down a bit.

Melissaur
08-18-2011, 10:17 PM
I LOVE DK!

Laddy
08-19-2011, 12:27 AM
Foreign people attempting to sound street are funny!

Melissaur
08-19-2011, 12:28 AM
Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails (http://vocaroo.com/?media=v2H9iyYUxxTn6vBLC)

Happy times!

Wolf Kanno
08-19-2011, 01:10 AM
Have fun with this...
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38564339/Eyes On Me.wav (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38564339/Eyes%20On%20Me.wav)

Melissaur
08-19-2011, 01:18 AM
*swoons over WK voice*

Rostum
08-19-2011, 04:23 AM
Despite the fact that this won't help my case, I'm actually from Brisbane (well, Qld at least).

Let us hear you, Rostum! DO IT.

Actually that's a pretty good voice for someone from Queensland! I have a confession to make, my voice sucks.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13837193/voice.mp3


Have fun with this...
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38564339/Eyes On Me.wav (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38564339/Eyes%20On%20Me.wav)

*swoons*

Melissaur
08-19-2011, 04:53 AM
=O~ Now we need some Phil action in here and I'll have a collection xD

Rostum
08-21-2011, 07:59 AM
I think I broke the thread. :(

NorthernChaosGod
08-21-2011, 08:30 AM
You did, it doesn't work anymore.

Wolf Kanno
08-21-2011, 10:29 AM
I like to think my entry caused this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yas6CFpcUJM&feature=related). :eep:

Baloki
08-21-2011, 10:31 PM
I know it's not karaoke but I thought this (http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/friday.wma) might go down well? Sorry I only got half way through but she was too fast for me :(

Rostum
08-22-2011, 03:11 AM
You did, it doesn't work anymore.

:(

Jiro
08-22-2011, 10:23 AM
Apology accepted, but only because you are a fellow brother and we have to stick together (and also because there was no offence caused in the first place but that's neither here nor there). Also your house must be huge because it seems to echo in your recording :eek:

Pheesh
09-05-2011, 04:42 PM
*ahem* Selected readings from the text of Bogan Ipsum (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40529396/Untitled%20%282%29.wma)

Sorry it's so quiet, that was recorded on the built in laptop mic.

Pike
09-05-2011, 06:31 PM
The things I'll do for you guys. (http://www.theandroidscloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Pike-Sings-Civ.ogg)

demondude
09-05-2011, 06:34 PM
what the bloody fuck.

Rantz
09-05-2011, 06:34 PM
Excellent. This completes my plans. <3

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2011, 08:44 PM
The things I'll do for you guys. (http://www.theandroidscloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Pike-Sings-Civ.ogg)
That was adorable.

Melissaur
09-06-2011, 06:17 PM
*ahem* Selected readings from the text of Bogan Ipsum (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40529396/Untitled (2).wma)

Sorry it's so quiet, that was recorded on the built in laptop mic.

I think I'm in love :love:

Jiro
09-07-2011, 12:09 AM
Everyone, Happy Noodle Boy is now the token Aussie guy. Worship him, I need a holiday. :monster:

Melissaur
09-07-2011, 12:20 AM
NEVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2011, 12:52 AM
But you're my favorite abo, Dak. :(

Jiro
09-07-2011, 04:58 AM
IT'S NOT GYRO OH MY GOD BoB EVEN AS THE DBZ MAN YOU ARE WRONG

EDIT: just a page late but my net has started loading things a bit quicker

Pheesh
09-07-2011, 06:14 AM
You posted on the right page about 3 posts ago. My God, man!

Jiro
09-07-2011, 06:21 AM
Two pages late, jesus christ. What is wrong with my eoff, it keeps taking me to the first page instead of last unread post :argh: SCREW YOU FOR MAKING ME LOOK CRAZY. It had to be cleared up though.

ps I saved all your voice clips :jess:

EDIT: I missed my point:

50posts per page or gtfo Phil :colbert:

Pheesh
09-07-2011, 06:34 AM
I am on 50ppp :/

G13
09-07-2011, 06:49 AM
Pike's Civilization song had me tearing up. xD

Pike
09-07-2011, 07:21 AM
Pike's Civilization song had me tearing up. xD

I only wish I could take credit for the lyrics :(

Jiro
09-07-2011, 10:33 AM
I am on 50ppp :/

Then I don't know what the fuck is going on. Let's just say that I'm insane and we'll leave it at that.

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2011, 02:20 PM
Pike's Civilization song had me tearing up. xD

I only wish I could take credit for the lyrics :(
It's really you singing it that makes it worthwhile.

Loony BoB
09-08-2011, 02:03 PM
IT'S NOT GYRO OH MY GOD BoB EVEN AS THE DBZ MAN YOU ARE WRONG

EDIT: just a page late but my net has started loading things a bit quicker
Yeah, it's not Guy-row. It's Jye-row. I'm glad we agree.

Excuse: Accent.

Jiro
09-08-2011, 02:12 PM
Your accent sounds wrong. I know you're a kiwi but I never expected it to be that thick. Probably because all the kiwis I meet are watered down sorts. I like it though, but I will flip shit when I see the voice come out of your face.

guy-row xD

Loony BoB
09-09-2011, 02:05 PM
I assume you're talking about my actual voice and not my announcer voice. But yeah, I don't know, it doesn't that strong to me - but then, I don't hang around with any New Zealanders so it's hard to compare myself. I've been told a few times by my family that my accent hasn't changed one bit since I left NZ, they're surprised by that. There are very few things I've 'caught' from the Scottish and English accents. I'd say the closest is that I often say 'nae' instead of 'no'. But not all the time. It's an intermittent thing.

Shoden
09-11-2011, 01:38 AM
I don't have anything specific as its too late for me to record anything without disturbing the sleeping ones =(
But... I can post this Culloden: The Void (revamp) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0MFki2J6DE&feature=related) it has me talking, singing and playing bass in rehearsals with my band. I shall record something specific and epics though tomorrow!