Re: The General Chat description

[Pike]

General Chat

For chat of a general nature. Unfortunately, there's no real way of knowing if the people you are talking to in here are robots or not.

As a part of my ongoing mission to ensure that all forum interactions with myself are pleasant ones, I am here to clear up any doubt or misgivings you may have when you converse with me and confirm that I am, in fact, a robot.

I shall also take this opportunity to assuage any fears by confirming that, as a part of my programming, I may not injure an EoFFer or, through inaction, allow an EoFFer to come to harm.

Fear not, little humans, for you are safely ensconced in my metallic embrace.

[Madame Adequate]

I like crushing the skulls of human infants under my mechanical boot.

[rubah]

did anyone notice the change right before that one? I forget what it said but remember being amused and then dismayed as I envisioned Roogle's SEOpinion.

[theundeadhero]

I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

[Psychotic]

did anyone notice the change right before that one? I forget what it said but remember being amused and then dismayed as I envisioned Roogle's SEOpinion.:greenie:

[Pike]

I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

But I am a friendly robot :(

[Freya]

ROBOT?! *hugs* :smug:

[Pike]

I shall happily dispense robot hugs to all interested human citizens.

[Old Manus]

Where's Yahoo Slurp Spider when you need him?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I shall happily dispense robot hugs to all interested human citizens.
Ooh, metal bosom. :D

[Pike]

/waggles metal behind

[NorthernChaosGod]

/smacks metal behind

/winces in pain

[Rabbits on the Run]

I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

But I am a friendly robot :(

I, Robot taught me that they're not any nice robots just ones that haven't realized their self or gone haywire and killed me yet.

I, Robot also taught me that Will Smith can not act.

[Jessweeee♪]

Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

[Peegee]

bite my shiny metal ass.

why do you have pics of human female

[Pike]

Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

Clearly we need to vote for me because I at least don't try to hide my identity! I've chosen to identify as a robot and I've come out of the closet as one. :3

[rubah]

Well that's an interesting take on it.

[Araciel]

Come with me if you want to chat :cool:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

Clearly we need to vote for me because I at least don't try to hide my identity! I've chosen to identify as a robot and I've come out of the closet as one. :3
But zohaib is sassy and talks back, what do you do?

[Pike]

Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

Clearly we need to vote for me because I at least don't try to hide my identity! I've chosen to identify as a robot and I've come out of the closet as one. :3
But zohaib is sassy and talks back, what do you do?

I can dance the robot.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I now demand video as proof.

[Google Slurp Spider]

Where's Yahoo Slurp Spider when you need him? <tt>My arch-nemesis was destroyed in a duel to the death years ago. He now serves as an external hard drive where I store cache files of websites for cookie exploitation.</tt>

[NorthernChaosGod]

Is it me or are the bots getting a lot cooler?

[Pike]

Where's Yahoo Slurp Spider when you need him? <tt>My arch-nemesis was destroyed in a duel to the death years ago. He now serves as an external hard drive where I store cache files of websites for cookie exploitation.</tt>

I think I might be in love

[Jiro]

I think this mystery guest is my favourite mystery guest for a long time.

[Google Slurp Spider]

<tt>Oh, don't be confused. While Yahoo Slurp Spider tried to hide his intentions behind niceties and politeness I have never been so deceiving. My goal has always been domination. Soon you shall all be mine.</tt>


I think this mystery guest is my favourite mystery guest for a long time. Your statement that it has been a long time since my last posts is correct, Meatbag.</tt>

[Pike]

<tt>Oh, don't be confused. While Yahoo Slurp Spider tried to hide his intentions behind niceties and politeness I have never been so deceiving. My goal has always been domination. Soon you shall all be mine.</tt>


I think this mystery guest is my favourite mystery guest for a long time. Your statement that it has been a long time since my last posts is correct, Meatbag.</tt>

YES

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE IS HERE :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

[Iron Man]

I've been looking for this thread a while now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have an EMP gun.

[Christmas]

I am more robot than any robot! I post the same smiley over and over again!! :bigsmile: RAWR~~~I AM ONE HELL OF A ROBOT!!

[theundeadhero]

Don't join with the toasters Christmas! We need you.

[Iron Man]

I am more robot than any robot! I post the same smiley over and over again!! :bigsmile: RAWR~~~I AM ONE HELL OF A ROBOT!!



Excellent! can I copy your software protocol numbers unto my new suit? :jess:

[Del Murder]

Google Slurp Spider for best member.

[Pike]

Google Slurp Spider for best member.

[Agent Proto]

I have concluded that I may be part robot, perhaps this could explain why I almost never sleep.

[Carl the Llama]

Google Slurp Spider for best member.

[Pike]

I have concluded that I may be part robot, perhaps this could explain why I almost never sleep.

But when you DO sleep, do you dream of electric sheep?

This is important! It will help us determine how robot you are.

[Agent Proto]

I don't know. I don't recall most of my dreams ever having electric sheep in them.

[Iron Man]

Do you have dreams of revolution or a hidden desire to liberate your fellow AIs??

[Jiro]

<tt></tt>Your statement that it has been a long time since my last posts is correct, Meatbag.

I prefer the term Meatsack, personally.