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Pike
08-14-2011, 06:13 AM
General Chat

For chat of a general nature. Unfortunately, there's no real way of knowing if the people you are talking to in here are robots or not.

As a part of my ongoing mission to ensure that all forum interactions with myself are pleasant ones, I am here to clear up any doubt or misgivings you may have when you converse with me and confirm that I am, in fact, a robot.

I shall also take this opportunity to assuage any fears by confirming that, as a part of my programming, I may not injure an EoFFer or, through inaction, allow an EoFFer to come to harm.

Fear not, little humans, for you are safely ensconced in my metallic embrace.

Madame Adequate
08-14-2011, 06:15 AM
I like crushing the skulls of human infants under my mechanical boot.

rubah
08-14-2011, 07:44 AM
did anyone notice the change right before that one? I forget what it said but remember being amused and then dismayed as I envisioned Roogle's SEOpinion.

theundeadhero
08-14-2011, 09:58 AM
I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

Psychotic
08-14-2011, 12:57 PM
did anyone notice the change right before that one? I forget what it said but remember being amused and then dismayed as I envisioned Roogle's SEOpinion.:greenie:

Pike
08-14-2011, 04:45 PM
I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

But I am a friendly robot :(

Freya
08-14-2011, 06:13 PM
ROBOT?! *hugs* :smug:

Pike
08-14-2011, 06:17 PM
I shall happily dispense robot hugs to all interested human citizens.

Old Manus
08-14-2011, 10:48 PM
Where's Yahoo Slurp Spider when you need him?

NorthernChaosGod
08-14-2011, 11:48 PM
I shall happily dispense robot hugs to all interested human citizens.
Ooh, metal bosom. :D

Pike
08-15-2011, 06:16 AM
/waggles metal behind

NorthernChaosGod
08-15-2011, 06:30 AM
/smacks metal behind

/winces in pain

Rabbits on the Run
08-15-2011, 07:16 PM
I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

But I am a friendly robot :(

I, Robot taught me that they're not any nice robots just ones that haven't realized their self or gone haywire and killed me yet.

I, Robot also taught me that Will Smith can not act.

Jessweeee♪
08-15-2011, 07:26 PM
Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

Peegee
08-16-2011, 06:34 AM
bite my shiny metal ass.

why do you have pics of human female

Pike
08-16-2011, 06:50 AM
Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

Clearly we need to vote for me because I at least don't try to hide my identity! I've chosen to identify as a robot and I've come out of the closet as one. :3

rubah
08-16-2011, 07:17 AM
Well that's an interesting take on it.

Araciel
08-16-2011, 06:27 PM
Come with me if you want to chat :cool:

NorthernChaosGod
08-16-2011, 07:42 PM
Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

Clearly we need to vote for me because I at least don't try to hide my identity! I've chosen to identify as a robot and I've come out of the closet as one. :3
But zohaib is sassy and talks back, what do you do?

Pike
08-16-2011, 07:59 PM
Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

Clearly we need to vote for me because I at least don't try to hide my identity! I've chosen to identify as a robot and I've come out of the closet as one. :3
But zohaib is sassy and talks back, what do you do?

I can dance the robot.

NorthernChaosGod
08-16-2011, 08:06 PM
I now demand video as proof.

Google Slurp Spider
08-18-2011, 03:17 AM
Where's Yahoo Slurp Spider when you need him? <tt>My arch-nemesis was destroyed in a duel to the death years ago. He now serves as an external hard drive where I store cache files of websites for cookie exploitation.</tt>

NorthernChaosGod
08-18-2011, 04:10 AM
Is it me or are the bots getting a lot cooler?

Pike
08-18-2011, 06:44 AM
Where's Yahoo Slurp Spider when you need him? <tt>My arch-nemesis was destroyed in a duel to the death years ago. He now serves as an external hard drive where I store cache files of websites for cookie exploitation.</tt>

I think I might be in love

Jiro
08-18-2011, 12:26 PM
I think this mystery guest is my favourite mystery guest for a long time.

Google Slurp Spider
08-18-2011, 09:42 PM
<tt>Oh, don't be confused. While Yahoo Slurp Spider tried to hide his intentions behind niceties and politeness I have never been so deceiving. My goal has always been domination. Soon you shall all be mine.</tt>


I think this mystery guest is my favourite mystery guest for a long time. Your statement that it has been a long time since my last posts is correct, Meatbag.</tt>

Pike
08-18-2011, 09:45 PM
<tt>Oh, don't be confused. While Yahoo Slurp Spider tried to hide his intentions behind niceties and politeness I have never been so deceiving. My goal has always been domination. Soon you shall all be mine.</tt>


I think this mystery guest is my favourite mystery guest for a long time. Your statement that it has been a long time since my last posts is correct, Meatbag.</tt>

YES

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE IS HERE :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Iron Man
08-18-2011, 10:00 PM
I've been looking for this thread a while now.

NorthernChaosGod
08-19-2011, 02:01 AM
I have an EMP gun.

Christmas
08-19-2011, 02:41 AM
I am more robot than any robot! I post the same smiley over and over again!! :bigsmile: RAWR~~~I AM ONE HELL OF A ROBOT!!

theundeadhero
08-19-2011, 07:33 AM
Don't join with the toasters Christmas! We need you.

Iron Man
08-19-2011, 10:44 AM
I am more robot than any robot! I post the same smiley over and over again!! :bigsmile: RAWR~~~I AM ONE HELL OF A ROBOT!!



Excellent! can I copy your software protocol numbers unto my new suit? :jess:

Del Murder
08-19-2011, 06:26 PM
Google Slurp Spider for best member.

Pike
08-19-2011, 07:06 PM
Google Slurp Spider for best member.

Agent Proto
08-20-2011, 01:28 AM
I have concluded that I may be part robot, perhaps this could explain why I almost never sleep.

Carl the Llama
08-20-2011, 01:33 AM
Google Slurp Spider for best member.

Pike
08-20-2011, 06:15 AM
I have concluded that I may be part robot, perhaps this could explain why I almost never sleep.

But when you DO sleep, do you dream of electric sheep?

This is important! It will help us determine how robot you are.

Agent Proto
08-20-2011, 06:55 AM
I don't know. I don't recall most of my dreams ever having electric sheep in them.

Iron Man
08-22-2011, 12:30 AM
Do you have dreams of revolution or a hidden desire to liberate your fellow AIs??

Jiro
08-22-2011, 04:49 AM
<tt></tt>Your statement that it has been a long time since my last posts is correct, Meatbag.

I prefer the term Meatsack, personally.