The Really Unattractive Picture Thread

[fire_of_avalon]

So I know how it works. Everyone gets in the good light, wears the good bra, has the right amount of bro-scent and stubble. And then you get pictures in the picture thread.

I was challenged in #eoff to post the most unattractive picture of myself I could find. And I was afraid. I was afraid you'd light your torches, gather your pitchforks and chase me to the giant windmill we keep in the staff forum for such things.

But this is my courage. Look only if you want to know the stuff of nightmares.

And post only if you have any guts at all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/MeganTheFeisty/ohthehumanity.jpg

[demondude]

'Hedwig dies!?'

I love you.

[Freya]

Bahaha I love it. I had a similar picture like that that DD here was posting all over the place during the last ciddies. I'll look for one later.

[rubah]

http://snowy-day.brontoforum.us/pictures/things/Photo%20on%202010-10-21%20at%2012.10.jpg

[demondude]

Not the worst I have but the worst I'm willing to post atm. I like how silly I look and I don't care because I was hungover I think, and probably browsing porn. Look at my dainty pj's!


http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3880/lgfuad.jpg

[leader of mortals]

I wish I could put my Driver's license photo in here, because it's terrible.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Not the worst I have but the worst I'm willing to post atm. I like how silly I look and I don't care because I was hungover I think, and probably browsing porn. Look at my dainty pj's!


http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3880/lgfuad.jpg
That's the worst you're willing to put up so far? There's nothing even wrong with it. :nonono:

[demondude]

I look like a zombie who's gone and shopped in Kiddicare.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You look like a college student.

[fire_of_avalon]

I don't see you posting things JuliRiv

[demondude]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3880/lgfuad.jpg

There it looks like a mugshot and I look a twat for what I have on my face anyway. Now you.

[Shlup]

This thread can fuck right off.

[rubah]

c'mon shlup don't be shy

[starlet]

OK here goes nothing.....
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PS- that's a chocolate mask, cocoa powder, honey and yogurt. And I was dying my hair.

PPS- I ran outside to my car to get my camera after I had that mask and bag on my head just to take that picture. Oh you should've seen the look on one of my neighbors' faces that happened to be sitting outside....

[rubah]

that's a great one starlet xD!

[Freya]

WE ARE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY. WORDS CAN'T BRING US DOWN ;_;

[Melissaur]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3880/lgfuad.jpg

There it looks like a mugshot and I look a twat for what I have on my face anyway. Now you.

LOL I'm going to post my mugshot


Found it!
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[Laddy]

DD looks a bit...Jiro-ish. Minus all the sophistication and manliness.

[Rebellious Eagle]

DD looks a bit...Jiro-ish. Minus all the sophistication and manliness.

I thought that too!
I love this thread. When I'm not feeling lazy I'll find a picture and add to the fun :3

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't see you posting things JuliRiv
You can't make me.

But here's one of me. This was like 2008 I think. My girlfriend at the time took my picture while we were talking.
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/6071/1002432b.jpg

[Kalilung]

My favorite of my ugly pictures. :3 34848

[Shiny]

OK here goes nothing.....
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PS- that's a chocolate mask, cocoa powder, honey and yogurt. And I was dying my hair.

PPS- I ran outside to my car to get my camera after I had that mask and bag on my head just to take that picture. Oh you should've seen the look on one of my neighbors' faces that happened to be sitting outside....
Black Face D:

[demondude]

DD looks a bit...Jiro-ish.

:up:


Minus all the sophistication and manliness.

THANKS GUYS. :|



I don't see you posting things JuliRiv
You can't make me.

But here's one of me. This was like 2008 I think. My girlfriend at the time took my picture while we were talking.

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/6071/1002432b.jpg

You do look a bit like Marilyn Manson circa-2011 in this.

[Jiro]

What do you mean, without the sophistication? DD is British, his blood is made of tea.

I don't know if I have any bad photos on hand. I don't want to sound like a twat, trying to imply that I'm so sexy I can never take a bad photo (because I take some truly horrible ones :p). I'll see what I can find.

[Pheesh]

Someone get that man a towel.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/basementpic.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't think tearing it up on the drums can really be taken as a bad thing, brah.

[fire_of_avalon]

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?

Get the fuck out until you come back with something good.

[Pheesh]

Even my knee is sweaty D: And I look like I ride the short bus.

But I guess I don't make a habit of keeping bad pictures of myself then, cause that was the worst one I found.

[demondude]

You're making us look worse. :(

[Rantz]

Being the handsome beast I am, asking me to take an unattractive picture is like asking gravity to go the other direction for a minute. But I will post this charming picture in which I try to imitate an ugly face (utterly failing, as you can see - don't pretend like it doesn't make you at least a little hot and bothered). I may even do a few more valiant attempts later, though I doubt I'll have much luck.

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[sharkythesharkdogg]

Mel and FOA still manage to be cute it some weird way. Nice work ladies.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?
And how do you feel about multi-instrumentalists? :jokey:

[Pheesh]

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?
And how do you feel about multi-instrumentalists? :jokey:

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[NorthernChaosGod]

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?
And how do you feel about multi-instrumentalists? :jokey:

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At least I still have two on you. :colbert:

[Pheesh]

Fuckit, I'm sure there's a pic of me playing the kazoo on this computer somewhere.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That doesn't count and you know it. :doublecolbert:

[Pike]

But I guess I don't make a habit of keeping bad pictures of myself

Yeah I'm the same, I delete all bad pictures of me

...which actually makes it quite surprising that I have any pictures of me at all!

[Melissaur]

Mel and FOA still manage to be cute it some weird way. Nice work ladies.

... That was my mug shot! It was 2 am and I was asleep until the cops woke me up! I find no attractiveness in this xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why did the cops wake you up at 2AM?

[Melissaur]

Long Story xD

[fire_of_avalon]

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?
And how do you feel about multi-instrumentalists? :jokey:
*shiver*

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hey! He already posted the pictures, foa. :colbert:


Long Story xD
We have time.

[Jiro]

We definitely have time.

[rubah]

one time Snoop Dogg played at the University of Arkansas. The next week my friend and I were like 'hey, you can find pictures of people who were arrested on the county jail's website. I wonder if many people got arrested at the Snoop Dogg concert" "*click, scroll*" "oh shit... we know this guy" "*professor walks in*" "What's up guys?" "uhhh, we were looking at the jail roster" "anyone we know?" "................." "Yeah.. Don't tell me. Carry on"
exeunt.

[Rostum]

Just woke up, in my PJ's. There's also something wrong with one of my eyes, it's swollen... Must get that checked out. I also need a haircut and a shave.

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[Melissaur]

Hey! He already posted the pictures, foa. :colbert:


Long Story xD
We have time.


We definitely have time.


Not in this thread we sure don't...

[demondude]

Is it that story where you got your baps out in the retirement home or was that a different arrest?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hey! He already posted the pictures, foa. :colbert:


Long Story xD
We have time.


We definitely have time.


Not in this thread we sure don't...
The thread isn't going anywhere. :colbert:

[Jiro]

I keep trying to take bad photos but I just look as idiotic as normal.

[Freya]

I drunkenly fell out of a chair. This was after I drunk dialed several eoffers and even had a UK eoffer call me. I tend to drunk dial a lot.... and besides the two people I was hanging out with at that time you guys are my only friends ;_; or at least the only ones I drunk dial. Because you answer.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/254947_153615534707726_100001778420467_299268_1619555_n.jpg

This was a few months ago though, hrm time flies. about 2 or 3 months ago?

[crashNUMBERS]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/crash26821/ImportedPhotos00080.jpg
was bleached for the first quarter of my sophomore year

[demondude]

:|

>>> http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/136429-picture-thread-jiro-through-tom-cruise-images-15.html#post3016533

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/crash26821/ImportedPhotos00080.jpg
was bleached for the first quarter of my sophomore year
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[Mercen-X]

I don't see much point in posting a picture that really accentuates a lack of physical appeal. My friends generally tell me I'm quite unattactive to begin with.

Do you agree or are my friends just a bunch of A-Holes?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Mercen-X/MeLook.jpg
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In case that didn't sate your appetite, here are some I know you'll want to tear into.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Mercen-X/Halloween09.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Mercen-X/Picture040.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Mercen-X/goof2.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lulz, you're wearing lipstick?

[demondude]

I found a picture that would blow your minds but I'm not posting on the basis that 90% of you are too pussy to post bad pictures.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If I post another, will you post yours?

[demondude]

If it's bad enough.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I was eating... or something.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-ash1/v651/218/107/602342787/n602342787_1961636_7437.jpg

[demondude]

ahahaha. Muppet.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You going to post the picture now?

[demondude]

I never had one, you penis.

[NorthernChaosGod]

:(

[demondude]

...

Sorry. :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

No you're not. :(

[demondude]

Yeah, I know.

[Mercen-X]

You pot...

I have another picture where I have long hippie hair without facial hair and rather than looking like a Jesus impersonator, I look like a dweeble. Unfortunately, I'd have to run the original through a scanner in order to post it. When I find one, I'll let you know.

Or maybe I'll forget... whatever happens first.

[Jiro]

Don't worry NCG, that photo is worse for the chick behind you.

[demondude]

Was it 'pout for free refills' day or something?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Was it 'pout for free refills' day or something?

I thought Julian was the one in the glasses that looks like he's gargling some balls.

[demondude]

Obviously he didn't want to fuck about and went straight for the main course.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You just jelly because yours aren't enough of a meal for me.