Will you allow your gf to wear short dress to work?

[qazw]

I bought a new halter dress for her yesterday .It's chic and beautiful. I like it so much and can't wait to see she wear it. But my gf said she will wear it to work(a local bar). What do u think about this dress???Do u think it too short for work? I am strongly against for her idea!

[Rantz]

I don't know, man. She may not show skin above mid-ankle, and certainly no shoulder, when she's not at home with me.

[fire_of_avalon]

Does she work at any of the bars I go to?

[Old Manus]

I would not allow her to work at the bar, a symbol of the western infidel. Allahu akbar

[Psychotic]

Just pin her to the ground and fart on her face until she does what you want.

[Christmas]

I will never allow my boyfriend to dictate what I wear! Especially short skirts!! I just like to wear short skirts to show off my big fat hairy greasy stinky leg to digust the smurf out of anyone who have the courage to look at it! :bigsmile:



I WEAR WHAT I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM!?

[Jiro]

Her dress is too long for working at a bar. Obviously barmaids must wear far more revealing clothes in order to increase the males' willingness to pay. This is a very sound business practice and as a member of the Money Police, I must place you under arrest for making economically unsound decisions.

[Jessweeee♪]

Be happy, she'll bring home better tips.

[Pike]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH GIRLS

YOU GIVE THEM A PRESENT OR A LITTLE LEEWAY AND SUDDENLY THEY'RE WALKING ALL OVER YOU

I'VE GOT YOUR BACK BRO

[Martyr]

What Jiro said.

And if you're worried she'll cheat, then trying to control her by taking away her freedoms is a really bad idea.
If she's going to cheat, she'll cheat no matter what she's wearing. Sometimes it's exciting to peel the layers of clothing off a conservatively dressed girl.
Let her make her money, dress in a way that makes her feel confident and sexy, and she'll come home at night and make you happy.

[Mirage]

I will never allow my boyfriend to dictate what I wear! Especially short skirts!! I just like to wear short skirts to show off my big fat hairy greasy stinky leg to digust the smurf out of anyone who have the courage to look at it! :bigsmile:



I WEAR WHAT I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM!?
And that's why you will be foreveralone

[Pheesh]

I dunno, post a pic of her in the dress so we can get a better idea of what we're dealing with.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why would she wear a nice dress in the kitchen? :confused:

[LunarWeaver]

I don't even allow my girlfriend to exist!

[Pike]

I don't even allow my girlfriend to exist!

Now THAT'S Alpha.

[demondude]

Cut her legs off.

*fits in*

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I tend to nip these uncomfortable situations in the bud by alienating every woman I meet.

It's a tried and true method of the skinny, white male. :D

[Christmas]

I will never allow my boyfriend to dictate what I wear! Especially short skirts!! I just like to wear short skirts to show off my big fat hairy greasy stinky leg to digust the smurf out of anyone who have the courage to look at it! :bigsmile:



I WEAR WHAT I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM!?
And that's why you will be foreveralone

Because of my fat hairy greasy stinky leg? :(

I thought pork lovers will appreciate it!! :(

It makes good trotter soup! :bigsmile:

[Shlup]

I like that we're just letting bots make our threads for us now.

[Pike]

I like that we're just letting bots make our threads for us now.

In all fairness the bots are getting smarter. Give it another year or so and they'll be full-blown members and we'll be giving them mod positions and stuff.

[Madame Adequate]

I like that we're just letting bots make our threads for us now.

In all fairness the bots are getting smarter. Give it another year or so and they'll be full-blown members and we'll be giving them mod positions and stuff.

That's kind of mean, to expect robots to be inept enough to get modded at this place.

[Pike]

Speaking of clever bots

http://i.imgur.com/ssI9V.jpg

[Mirage]

I wouldn't agree that it's protected though.

[Mercen-X]

A sleeveless dress with a skirt that's cut just above the knees. Any more revealing and I know she's f-ing around on me.

[fire_of_avalon]

New Objective: Date Mercen-X, wear bathing suit everywhere.

[Mercen-X]

I'll take that deal. Do you want to start now?

[NorthernChaosGod]

New Objective: Date Mercen-X, wear bathing suit everywhere.
:jokey:

[Mercen-X]

If my girlfriend is honestly going to walk around in nothing but a bikini everywhere, then I am too. Yeah... I went there.

[fire_of_avalon]

Here's how it's gonna be, all day every day. http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=34346486

[Mercen-X]

Woman, I have no problem with an extra girl on my arm. Let's make this deal.
Put it down in writing... anybody got a pen?

[blackmage_nuke]

If you're not a bot, let your girlfriend wear what she wants.

If you are a bot...
I find halter dresses very unatractive. They will make you look fat and i will not want to share my vast vast fortune with you ladies nor take long walks on the beach with you.

edit: Unless you are infact wearing one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halter)

[rubah]

I will allow my gf to wear the short dress to work when I allow her to receive the job. Ahaha! Capitalist pig!!

[NorthernChaosGod]

What's wrong with halter tops/dresses?

[Jiro]

What isn't wrong with them?

[NorthernChaosGod]

They're hot.

[Jiro]

...You win this round, swine!

[NorthernChaosGod]

/smug

[Pike]

edit: Unless you are infact wearing one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halter)

Pony thread? Pony thread.