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NorthernChaosGod
08-30-2011, 10:44 PM
His fashion http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/demondude-albums-stuff++do++me-picture34492-me.jpg
His dazzling http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/demondude-albums-stuff++do++me-picture34490-me.jpg
His ...manly http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/demondude-albums-stuff++do++me-picture34587-yes.jpg

dd is a sexy man. Sexy enough to be involved in a http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/demondude-albums-stuff++do++me-picture34590-orgy.jpg And he even takes pictures with http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/demondude-albums-stuff++do++me-picture34491-me.jpg I've heard that when he masturbates, and he does that a lot, every fertile female in a 100 mile (about 160 km for you metric weirdos) radius becomes pregnant. Every time he takes off his shirt, a million panties become moist.

dd is the ultimate ladies man. All the ladies want to be with him and all the men want to be him.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpbeg6lOSs1r0tvmlo1_500.jpg
qwertysaur
08-30-2011, 10:46 PM
that scarf
Freya
08-30-2011, 10:47 PM
He makes me swoon with his swooneyness.
demondude
08-30-2011, 11:08 PM
No good will come of this.
Jiro
08-30-2011, 11:15 PM
I cannot see anything but good coming of this.
NorthernChaosGod
08-30-2011, 11:43 PM
I'm with Dak. More people need to know about your sexiness.
sharkythesharkdogg
08-31-2011, 12:04 AM
Warning, obligatory one liners:


I just popped about 12 boners, and I'm not even gay! That's sex appeal.

He looks like a young Bob Dylan, but with out a worthwhile message.

Excuse me, I need to go shower and re-moisturize my chaffed genitals.
Rebellious Eagle
08-31-2011, 12:11 AM
Does he have a nice ass? If no then I vote he's not. :P
Jiro
08-31-2011, 12:16 AM
I like the Bob Dylan one. Oh god I originally typed BoB Dylan. What is wrong with me.
NorthernChaosGod
08-31-2011, 12:34 AM
Does he have a nice ass? If no then I vote he's not. :P
Why that he does. :monster:
Pike
08-31-2011, 01:50 AM
I voted "Yes" without the exclamation point just to make the graph nice and even with 1 - 3 - 1 - 3 in votes.

I hope this lack of emphasis does not cause any IMPLODING FRIENDSHIPS or anything!
fire_of_avalon
08-31-2011, 12:18 PM
Only when he's calling me a whore.
Rodarian
08-31-2011, 12:30 PM
Demon is definitely hot stuff!!
Christmas
08-31-2011, 01:54 PM
That penguin is cute!!! I like it!!! :kaoclove:
NorthernChaosGod
08-31-2011, 02:19 PM
Only when he's calling me a whore.
It shouldn't surprise me that you like it like that.
Psychotic
08-31-2011, 03:20 PM
Using my admin powers and some social engineering I have discovered the address of the account holder for his internet connection. To cut a long story short I am:


posting this from my iphone
in his bed
naked
coated with peanut butter
loaded up on viagra
waiting to make him mine forever
Jiro
08-31-2011, 03:24 PM
coated with peanut butter



Are you enjoying your first time with nuts?
Psychotic
08-31-2011, 03:39 PM
Yes... first time... :shifty:
demondude
08-31-2011, 04:18 PM
If that were the case (hint: it's not) it would be made weirder by the fact that I'm allergic to nuts and so my dick would look like The Elephant man's. This whole thread is quite uncomfortable.

Thanks, Rodarian.
qwertysaur
08-31-2011, 04:23 PM
If that were the case (hint: it's not) it would be made weirder by the fact that I'm allergic to nuts and so my dick would look like The Elephant man's. This whole thread is quite uncomfortable.

Thanks, Rodarian.Also you would be dead. :(

Counter the nuts with a catapult full of iguanas. :jess:
sharkythesharkdogg
08-31-2011, 04:27 PM
Your peanut dick will match my swollen, blue balls you tease.

Stop playing hard to get, and put on the ball gag. Things are about to get more uncomfortable for you. :kakapo:


(wow, things ARE getting good (awful). Nice call, Dak.)
demondude
08-31-2011, 04:32 PM
It's not that bad an allergy unfortunately for you lot. And thank smurf because when I was ten and we suspected I may have some moderate allergy, my mother decided the best test would be to smear peanut butter on my arm as opposed to actually going to a doctor. I freaked out.

Edit: oh god what the smurf.
fire_of_avalon
08-31-2011, 04:34 PM
This is the best porno ever.
qwertysaur
08-31-2011, 04:39 PM
It's not that bad an allergy unfortunately for you lot. And thank smurf because when I was ten and we suspected I may have some moderate allergy, my mother decided the best test would be to smear peanut butter on my arm as opposed to actually going to a doctor. I freaked out.

Edit: oh god what the smurf.
Your mother is insane for doing that.
demondude
08-31-2011, 04:43 PM
She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash. but it was still something I wouldn't advise considering, y'know, there are kinda people who get paid to do tests like that. And it's a waste of peanut butter.
sharkythesharkdogg
08-31-2011, 05:34 PM
She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash.

This does not bode well for our Jiro, NCG, Sharky, DD four way. We were going to put you in the down hill skier position and slather you in almond butter.
NorthernChaosGod
08-31-2011, 08:48 PM
We can still do that.
Laddy
08-31-2011, 09:02 PM
He's 10 inches! 10 INCHES!
fire_of_avalon
08-31-2011, 09:11 PM
She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash.

This does not bode well for our Jiro, NCG, Sharky, DD four way. We were going to put you in the down hill skier position and slather you in almond butter.


We can still do that.
..y-yeah. Yeah you can. :greenie: I'm just going to... uhm... what are we talking about?
Melissaur
08-31-2011, 09:53 PM
That penguin is looking damn good!
NorthernChaosGod
08-31-2011, 10:02 PM
She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash.

This does not bode well for our Jiro, NCG, Sharky, DD four way. We were going to put you in the down hill skier position and slather you in almond butter.


We can still do that.
..y-yeah. Yeah you can. :greenie: I'm just going to... uhm... what are we talking about?
Oh, look. You've gotten foa all hot and bothered. :jess:
sharkythesharkdogg
08-31-2011, 10:35 PM
I know how to push her buttons.


Although, in this instance I think she'll be pushing her own button while she watches us. :tongue:
demondude
08-31-2011, 10:36 PM
You've changed.
Jiro
09-01-2011, 04:24 AM
This is the best porno ever.
Pike
09-01-2011, 07:19 AM
I know how to push her buttons.

Is she a fellow robot too? :hyper:
NorthernChaosGod
09-01-2011, 03:11 PM
I know how to push her buttons.

Is she a fellow robot too? :hyper:
sharky certainly knows how to turn her one like one.
fire_of_avalon
09-01-2011, 05:39 PM
Yeah. :greenie:

Today's lunch break will have to be a little longer than usual. While update my firmware.
Pumpkin
09-01-2011, 09:24 PM
Ugh.
AngelWings8
09-01-2011, 09:30 PM
Hot hot hot!
demondude
09-01-2011, 09:31 PM
Yeah, I agree.
Christmas
04-16-2023, 01:43 PM
Good things in EoFF never stays. :(