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sharkythesharkdogg
09-06-2011, 01:19 AM
This shall be the thread of songs that you play to torture others (family, friends, co-workers, people sitting next to you at a stop light) or songs that get stuck in your head even though they are terrible.

I shall begin.

Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgyg_5FF_0&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=AVGxdCwVVULXcLHutpBTQXcUp5p8Nt-WmW)

Toni Basil - Hey Mickey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CyNvEfWoE)

C'mon. Join in the horribleness.

demondude
09-06-2011, 01:22 AM
My Jeans



(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64)

sharkythesharkdogg
09-06-2011, 01:26 AM
That one made me physically ill. Good job, Jake.

demondude
09-06-2011, 01:28 AM
O.M.G
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDulhduiDQw&feature=related)

fire_of_avalon
09-06-2011, 02:05 AM
This thread was made for me.

Venga Boys - We Like to Party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw)
Haddaway - What is Love? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA)
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons in the Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY)
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4)
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz4eHPD40w4)
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM)
Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU) (so corny that it's being played in my honor at my best friend's wedding next month. Never trust a big butt and a smile!)
Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM)

Okay. I'll stop for now. I've hurt you all enough.

EDIT: I LIED!!!!!!
Ke$ha - Tik Tok (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs) Yeeeeees white trash.

Ace Protorney
09-06-2011, 02:34 AM
This still counts, right? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUntx0pe_qI)

NorthernChaosGod
09-06-2011, 02:59 AM
Haddaway - What is Love? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA)
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4)
Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU) (so corny that it's being played in my honor at my best friend's wedding next month. Never trust a big butt and a smile!)
:nonono:

Pike
09-06-2011, 03:44 AM
The best part of this thread is that I guarantee at least 50% of the songs mentioned here will be ones that I have on my playlist, listen to frequently, and love.

We're already off to a good start :jess:

Jiro
09-06-2011, 05:23 AM
This one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) for sure.

This one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2q3FJTFgtk) as well.

Pike
09-06-2011, 05:28 AM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc) played at work the other day. It was all I could do to not bust out laughing.

GhandiOwnsYou
09-06-2011, 06:00 AM
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2559/partyhard.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/165/partyhard.gif/)

blackmage_nuke
09-06-2011, 06:32 AM
This one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2q3FJTFgtk) as well.

I am well aware of the irony of the statement I am about to utter but, kids today dont appreciate the value of a well done autotune. (and old people are just elitist who discount anything with an autotune)

crashNUMBERS
09-06-2011, 07:26 AM
proto won.


I loathe this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpl6bFBwHq4). and yeah all his music is like this. the beat is too cool though. if you cant hear cause of his stupidity, look for the instrumental.

Yar
09-06-2011, 08:24 AM
Honorable Mention? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs&ob=av2n)

Laddy
09-06-2011, 01:51 PM
What, no Nickelback?

fire_of_avalon
09-06-2011, 01:53 PM
If I even so much as hinted to liking a nickelback song neither face nor sharky would speak to me again.

Jessweeee♪
09-06-2011, 03:32 PM
Definitely Friday. It's like, one of my favorite songs now.

Jiro
09-06-2011, 04:12 PM
I'm a fan of the follow up tbh. It's like a giant fuck you to everyone :monster:

NeoCracker
09-06-2011, 04:33 PM
This thread was made for me.
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons in the Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY)

Fuck you foa. :mad2:

Tom Lehrer is freakin' awesome, he far from qualifies as 'so bad it's good'. :mad2:

NorthernChaosGod
09-06-2011, 05:43 PM
Everyone gang up on foa! :argh:

Bastian
09-06-2011, 07:44 PM
Anything by Owl City. I hate that guy. He completely ripped off The Postal service, but made it worse by adding more dancey style synths. His lyrics are absolute nonsensical madlibs. Ex: "(name an group of insects) are (verb)ing all around my (bodypart)" pops up in every damn song. And he's awfully gay for being a straight conservative republican. All of his songs are about (verb)ing in the (animal)-looking (landscape feature). And getting kisses from unicorns and tit.

But I'll be damned if every single one of the songs isn't catchy...

sharkythesharkdogg
09-06-2011, 07:51 PM
If I even so much as hinted to liking a nickelback song neither face nor sharky would speak to me again.

I would still talk to you. It would just be in much louder, disappointed tones.

There would also be talking behind you back. A lot of it. :D

Nickleback shall never be allowed into the "so bad, it's good" category. They are forever shunned into the "simply awful" genre along with Buck Cherry. barf!!!!

LunarWeaver
09-07-2011, 03:28 AM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/LunarWeaver/HolditAgainstMeType.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Edv8Onsrgg&ob=av3e)

Laddy
09-07-2011, 03:44 AM
I'm glad we got the Nickelback situation straight.

Wolf Kanno
09-08-2011, 11:12 AM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg) It's actually only good because its so bad.

Shiny
09-08-2011, 11:24 AM
Kesha - Tik Tok (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs)

EDIT: Oh wait, foa mentioned it. Then this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQZQygg3Lk)one also applies. Really almost anything by the Black Eyed Peas. They take mediocre things or dope beats, and remix them with auto-tune.

Remon
09-08-2011, 11:39 AM
Amanda Lepore - Cotton Candy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gc1HbTsjCI)

Sorry guys, had to.

Kokichi
09-08-2011, 02:56 PM
The Juri Han Song - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJfffTaWqpM)

Pike
09-08-2011, 05:17 PM
You know guys we should really just rename the thread to "Pike's Playlist" already because seriously

P.S. O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRx5PrAlUdY)

Jessweeee♪
09-08-2011, 05:45 PM
Kesha - Tik Tok (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs)

EDIT: Oh wait, foa mentioned it. Then this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQZQygg3Lk)one also applies. Really almost anything by the Black Eyed Peas. They take mediocre things or dope beats, and remix them with auto-tune.

Black Eyed Peas, I Gotta Feeling


Really, any song that incorrectly teaches me the days of the week.

NorthernChaosGod
09-08-2011, 07:55 PM
You know guys we should really just rename the thread to "Pike's Playlist" already because seriously

P.S. O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRx5PrAlUdY)
Numa numa :jess:

Ace Protorney
09-09-2011, 04:47 PM
I'm going to make a serious list of songs pretty bad but good enough to enjoy so here goes.

Hanson - MMMBop (http://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE)
Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A)
Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual (http://youtu.be/UOArsNMVqGg) (Aka the Carlton Dance song)
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (http://youtu.be/reTx5sqvVJ4)
Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy (http://youtu.be/39YUXIKrOFk)

Five should be enough.

NeoCracker
09-09-2011, 04:57 PM
It may not earn you the seething hatred that foa got for Tom Lerher, but Mix-A-Lot? You sir need to burn. :mad2:

Pike
09-09-2011, 05:07 PM
Yeeee-aaaah...♫ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg)

Polnareff
09-09-2011, 05:32 PM
What's New Pussycat, although the version done by Abe Simpson in The Simpsons is hilarious:

"What's new pussycat? *hip cracks* Owwww-ow-oww-ow! What's new pussycat? *knee cracks* Ohhhhh god nooo-oo-ooo!" :jess:

fire_of_avalon
09-09-2011, 05:48 PM
Look NeoCracker, it's an awesome awesome song but it IS a little cheesy.

ALSO PIKE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT IS MY JAM. Have my babies.

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyYnnUcgeMc) is a song that actually makes me kind of ashamed.

Pike
09-09-2011, 06:21 PM
Look NeoCracker, it's an awesome awesome song but it IS a little cheesy.

ALSO PIKE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT IS MY JAM. Have my babies.

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyYnnUcgeMc) is a song that actually makes me kind of ashamed.

OH MAN

WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF DESTINY'S CHILD

this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_RVId9OkgI)

Polnareff
09-09-2011, 07:55 PM
How can you mention Destiny's Child yet not bring
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiF6-0UTqtc&ob=av3n) song up?

I mean, "pay my automo-bills?" What. The. Fuck. :|

starlet
09-11-2011, 10:37 PM
EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLIN' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8&ob=av2e) Im surprised it hasn't been mentioned.

COMMENCE TO SHUFFLIN'!

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