The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, Sam is drunk.

[Tigmafuzz]

[19:32] <Sam> You've given me loads

[Agent Proto]

* Sam has joined #eoff
Jake> i'm glad Sam left.

[Tigmafuzz]

smurf


edit:

you both

I'm sorry.

http://i.imgur.com/CWTMa.jpg

[krissy]

<@mike> Delicious teabagging exercise for all involved

[Shorty]

G13> Looks like crotchkies at first glance
Jiro> crotch keys

[Miss Lady Shelly]

G13> Looks like crotchkies at first glance
Jiro> crotch keys

That was great!

[Rantz]

Shorty: you'd be mean to me if you was a jew!
Rantz: why would I xD
Shorty: cause in general they're meaner

[Shorty]

Okay, there's no way for me to salvage that.

[Jiro]

That's pretty damning evidence against you.

[Pike]

The EoFF Quotes Out of Context Thread: Where we don't even need quotes to be out of context because we just say terrible things on a regular basis anyway

[Shorty]

:(

[sharkythesharkdogg]

You anti semite jerk ass.

People who hate Jews are almost as despicable as those ex-Mormons. Especially short ones.

[Shorty]

That was derived from a conversation in #eoff about how much I love jews and how I want them to sex me, actually.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

You should hop on a Jewish dating website.

Turn ons: Dreidels, pierogis, guys with peyots.

Turn offs: meat and cheese together, hiking in the desert, Hitler

[Hollycat]

Turn ons: Large 401ks, Math, spending long hours cutting coupons, Psoriasis
Turn offs: Anything faster than a brisk walk, anything that make pollen, Christmas trees in public view, Anyone who has ever even spoken a single word of German, Anyone from any country in the middle east, the Babylonians.

[Shorty]

This is turning into The Dating Profile For Sarah Cobb instead of Quotes OOC.

but nah I'd date jesus

[sharkythesharkdogg]

But I just convinced your boyfriend to convert! His name is now Miles Horn von Rantzberg.

[Shorty]

Sephex> nice sharking my dragon with you!

[Sylvie]

* sylvie rubs hands all over Innes' face
<sylvie> do my hands smell of the vaginal secretions produced by towering anal behemoths made of fruit and flesh
* Innes has quit (Leaving: <tavaryn> ugh i hate girls)

[NeoCracker]

Shorty> and then it gets all get and moist, even though he doesn't touch it >:(

[Shorty]

foa> Can Gary Holdman be in the man babe tournament?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shorty> and then it gets all get and moist, even though he doesn't touch it >:(

Lol, dirty.

[Melissaur]

Cim>[23:56:32] <cim> Does anyone play with their belly button?
Cim>[23:56:51] <cim> Does it make your nether regions tingle when you play with it?</cim></cim>

[Shorty]

Shorty> and then it gets all get and moist, even though he doesn't touch it >:(

Lol, dirty.

It's not what you think!

[Melissaur]

@o_O> About to go and buy...
@o_O> sausages

[Rantz]

im getting my finger ready now

[Jowy]

[10:46pm] Jowy: grab some armor and cowboy up
[10:46pm] Jowy: we have forums to spam
[10:46pm] Araciel: stay outta eoeo
[10:46pm] Sam joined the chat room.
[10:46pm] Araciel: jungle love
[10:46pm] Araciel: no eoeo

[Pike]

nicowhatever> Just swallow it down and power through?

[Shlup]

Didn't we used to close these after a while so they were special? All these neverending threads in GC are boring me.

Apologies if others don't feel the same. You are welcome to fight with me. Otherwise, let's wait a few weeks. Save up your OOC quotes!