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G13
09-06-2011, 06:32 AM
Because I'm far too lazy to hunt the other one down.


Justin says
and i guess one time i jerked off in someone's ice tray and put it in the freezer wtf
Eric says
lol what?!
Justin says
not me
oooh my god
not me
that is the worst typo ever

NorthernChaosGod
09-06-2011, 02:17 PM
:|

Jiro
09-06-2011, 02:54 PM
I always forget where I save my notepad file full of these, goddammit

demondude
09-06-2011, 03:23 PM
I got fingered by them a bit but it didn't lead to anything.

Madonna
09-06-2011, 05:25 PM
[10:24] <@Rantzien> either way I think bringing a sword is in your best interests

NorthernChaosGod
09-06-2011, 09:54 PM
Shouldn't Pontus be using an axe? :confused:

Jiro
09-07-2011, 12:13 AM
Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.


----

Rantzien> I'm ashamed to know you.
Phil> I can't imagine how ashamed you are to have done all those kinky things with me then. Rantzien> Ashamed I may be, but I'll never regret that night.
Rantzien> You know the one.
Rantzien> The one with the figs and the little vietnamese boy.
Phil> My gooch is still itchy :'D
Rantzien> Sometimes I think I can still smell the vaseline on my arm, all the way up to my elbow.
Phil> The underside of my tongue still tastes like burnt rubber and smegma.</phil>

Melissaur
09-07-2011, 12:17 AM
<jiro><jiro>"Why were you Squalling on me" ~ Jiro

[17:16:45] <@Aexoden> you're still my number one
[17:17:11] <@Jiro> wonderful bottom kent has
[17:17:39] <@Rantzien> You must die. I alone am best!
[17:18:02] <@Jiro> We can continue this another time.
</jiro></jiro>

Jiro
09-07-2011, 12:19 AM
I got fingered by them a bit but it didn't lead to anything.

WHO SAID THIS and where? :aimmad:

EDIT: Loony_BoB> I WISH I could touch Excel with my pole.

Melissaur
09-07-2011, 12:24 AM
<@Jiro> put my pennis to ur muzzle kent

Jiro
09-07-2011, 12:25 AM
Anyone would think I've been doing this on purpose but I've been saying that repeatedly for the past few days :monster:

Pike
09-07-2011, 01:17 AM
[sharkythesharkdogg] it's like a national forrest down there.

Carl the Llama
09-07-2011, 01:41 AM
I can't read your text because my brain is being digested in your belly.


You're welcome
Not really a quote out of context I know but RSL SPOKE TO ME!!!!!!!! xD

You're an awesome awesome awesome person
:D


Hiding them in your anal cavity is one way to make sure I don't get them I suppose.


KD, I love you.

G13
09-07-2011, 01:46 AM
Out of context people!

Jiro
09-07-2011, 05:04 AM
I dunno even what context even is! Words cannot I form mouth in my!

qwertysaur
09-07-2011, 05:11 AM
I dunno even what context even is! Words cannot I form mouth in my!
Stop letting your fingers do the talking. Use your tongue instead. :quina:

NorthernChaosGod
09-07-2011, 05:13 AM
I dunno even what context even is! Words cannot I form mouth in my!
That's pretty articulate for having a dong in your mouth. Or ninja dong.

Carl the Llama
09-08-2011, 04:13 AM
he gives me softness, warmth, and some of himself to put down my trousers when I'm out.

Pike
09-08-2011, 05:55 AM
Okay, let's make sure to get this thing right up in there

Mister Adequate
09-08-2011, 06:16 AM
But then I'll have to pretend I'm not your boyfriend.

Jiro
09-08-2011, 01:54 PM
Pike needs to give less context in her posts, it was oddly arousing until I realised what was going on.

Unless it's like...

nevermind.

<!-- Either this is going to be really funny or I'm going to get some respect deductions :( -->

Pike
09-08-2011, 04:03 PM
You never know what sort of things we do while we play Civ.

Jessweeee♪
09-08-2011, 05:22 PM
Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.

Is the meaning of this any different with the context?

Jiro
09-09-2011, 02:46 AM
...slightly?

qwertysaur
09-09-2011, 02:49 AM
You never know what sort of things we do while we play Civ.
it always ends with nuking Isabella though. :bigsmile:

Pheesh
09-09-2011, 03:25 AM
Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.

Is the meaning of this any different with the context?

In context I had pictures to go along with it.

Pike
09-09-2011, 06:00 AM
You never know what sort of things we do while we play Civ.
it always ends with nuking Isabella though. :bigsmile:

250 TIMES

qwertysaur
09-09-2011, 06:09 AM
You never know what sort of things we do while we play Civ.
it always ends with nuking Isabella though. :bigsmile:

250 TIMES
It's always so nice of you help her to fix the prison overcrowding and glass shortages in her cities. :bigsmile:

Jiro
09-09-2011, 06:21 AM
Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.

Is the meaning of this any different with the context?

In context I had pictures to go along with it.

He's not even joking.

NorthernChaosGod
09-09-2011, 09:36 PM
Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.

Is the meaning of this any different with the context?

In context I had pictures to go along with it.

He's not even joking.
You two are disgusting people.

fire_of_avalon
09-11-2011, 03:14 AM
*sharkythesharkdogg waits for looooad

sharkythesharkdogg
09-11-2011, 05:25 AM
*foa* I did tell my LP to smurf me sideways and call it a day once

fire_of_avalon
09-11-2011, 05:33 AM
sharkythesharkdogg: so I should at least wipe it off on my pant leg first

NorthernChaosGod
09-11-2011, 09:51 AM
You guys are cute.

Steve
09-12-2011, 02:36 AM
I like nuts

That was the ever lovely FoA, we know you like nuts, it's why Julian keeps hoping that if he's nice you'll touch his. Poor boy is otherwise relegated to becoming the 40 year old virgin of EoFF.



Thanks for clearing that up Julian, and sorry I forgot my period, Eric..


Just what has Mop been getting up to with Eric and Julian?

ps, yes Foa I'm an asshole, but thats ok because you like assholes too and you know it, if you didn't you'd be full of shit.

NorthernChaosGod
09-12-2011, 05:33 AM
I will stab you in the dick.

G13
09-12-2011, 10:14 AM
I love it when people put quotes from the quote thread in the quote thread. :|

Steve
09-12-2011, 10:44 AM
You guys are cute.

Damn Julian, thought you claimed to be straight. After Eric's post I couldn't resist this one.

Jiro
09-13-2011, 05:07 AM
You guys are cute.

Damn Julian, thought you claimed to be straight. After Eric's post I couldn't resist this one.

Yeah I think Eric has the right idea:

I love it when people put quotes from the quote thread in the quote thread. :|
:|

Lone Wolf Leonhart
09-13-2011, 09:35 AM
$140 per swallow is pretty steep and a little outrageous

You don't have to look much farther than your usernotes.

Hollycat
09-13-2011, 02:33 PM
whats a usernote?

Pike
09-13-2011, 04:11 PM
whats a usernote?

The old-school version of visitor messages

Hollycat
09-13-2011, 04:26 PM
One more second and I would have lost my mini me
said by a guy in the dorm

Raistlin
09-13-2011, 05:11 PM
Random out of context quote from last night:


So the girl then just puts her hand on your pistol.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
09-13-2011, 09:47 PM
whats a usernote?

The old-school version of visitor messages

Am I showing my age with that one? lol.

Carl the Llama
09-14-2011, 02:31 AM
lots of people called me Queer

Pheesh
09-15-2011, 01:29 AM
Jen> and Now, the lovely truth is; if I could the damn page I could probaboy adorn it with propers sepells necessary to make it urn

Jiro
09-15-2011, 11:28 AM
Iceglow> at this rate you're gonna make me have to get a flight over there to come dry hump your leg or something

Rantz
09-16-2011, 12:12 AM
&lt;sharkythesharkdogg> so, FOA, did you convince the other ladies to go the the big rod show?

sharkythesharkdogg
09-16-2011, 12:26 AM
<@foa> where?
<@foa> I see no hot love juice

TrollHunter
09-16-2011, 12:27 AM
http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac184/demondude_DD/necrolove.jpg
again... DD

I'm like a friendly AIDS virus.[/SPOILER]

qwertysaur
09-16-2011, 05:15 AM
I dug up a couple from Shlup :bigsmile:

I would've been done already if Raist didn't make me kill him twice.

I am the chick in the pink skirt and Raist is Mazus and I killed him and chopped up his body and am putting the parts in my backpack to bring home with me.

fire_of_avalon
09-16-2011, 02:28 PM
I'm just gonna have to stop talking. :/

demondude
09-16-2011, 08:59 PM
I like to feel relaxed and want to enjoy the poo when performing the act. I don't feel so comfortable in the act if I wait until it hurts

NorthernChaosGod
09-16-2011, 10:23 PM
That's gross.

demondude
09-16-2011, 10:27 PM
She has no inhibitions, what can I say?

NorthernChaosGod
09-16-2011, 10:42 PM
You could say you're sorry for unleashing that on the boards.

G13
09-16-2011, 10:57 PM
Sad thing is, that's probably not the worst thing we've heard out of her, Julian.

NorthernChaosGod
09-16-2011, 11:09 PM
Oh God, what else can there be? :onoes:

(Don't answer that)

demondude
09-16-2011, 11:12 PM
I like cock a little too much

She just won't stop.

Freya
09-16-2011, 11:17 PM
Oh DD I didn't say anything about poo.

Carl the Llama
09-18-2011, 03:29 AM
it probalbly isnt that hard, but i havent even tried yet

Pike
09-18-2011, 04:53 PM
[Jen] it should be this hard to do this

Yar
09-19-2011, 02:30 AM
These quotes suck

Hollycat
09-19-2011, 02:40 AM
These quotes suck my balls

NorthernChaosGod
09-19-2011, 03:29 AM
Courtesy of my cousin.

having a fap. with my nephew buddy b

Yar
09-19-2011, 03:42 AM
Does your cousin look like you? Give me his number.

NorthernChaosGod
09-19-2011, 03:45 AM
No, my cousin looks nothing like me. Also, my cousin is a girl. :p

Raistlin
09-19-2011, 04:02 AM
No, my cousin looks nothing like me.

So she looks like a guy?

NorthernChaosGod
09-19-2011, 06:16 AM
Says the "guy" that likes wearing bikinis.

Pheesh
09-20-2011, 10:24 AM
Wha? I haven't said anything for like a pag- oh.

>_>

sharkythesharkdogg
10-20-2011, 01:37 AM
<sharkythesharkdogg> that's friendship
[20:32] sharkythesharkdogg> xD
[20:33] foaz> True friendships.
[20:33] sharkythesharkdogg> make Allie fuss at me :(
[20:33] sharkythesharkdogg> friendships hurt my feel bads
[20:33] * rubah fusses
[20:33] rubah> hi foa
[20:34] rubah> <3
[20:34] foaz> Hi Dubai's :)
[20:34] foaz> smurf
[20:34] foaz> Rubahs
[20:34] sharkythesharkdogg> I like the new nickname
[20:34] sharkythesharkdogg> Dubais
[20:34] foaz> I'll hurt your feel nads
[20:34] sharkythesharkdogg> !!!!!!
[20:35] sharkythesharkdogg> I don't know if that was a pick up line, or a threat
[20:35] foaz> .....okay I think that's enough outta me for one night.

Carl the Llama
10-20-2011, 01:43 AM
Do me! :jess:

NorthernChaosGod
10-20-2011, 02:14 AM
That's not out of context.

fire_of_avalon
10-20-2011, 04:14 AM
Let's sing an old timey song tonight y'all

Gonna kill me a sharkdogg
Gonna kill him way dead
Gonna drown his ass in a bog
And then smash his head

NorthernChaosGod
10-20-2011, 04:24 AM
That's a funny way of saying you're going to fuck his brains out.

fire_of_avalon
10-22-2011, 03:09 AM
That's not what I was saying with that post.

NorthernChaosGod
10-22-2011, 03:16 AM
That's how it came across. :confused:

Peegee
10-22-2011, 05:10 PM
(12:08:21 PM) pgies: time to watch bondage films all day
(12:08:27 PM) Kalidesu: :D
(12:08:27 PM) pgies: this is the best research project ever
(12:08:33 PM) Kalidesu: yes, yes it is.

Pike
10-30-2011, 02:36 AM
How many can you fit in your mouth?

Tigmafuzz
10-31-2011, 10:11 PM
Me, asking "T" a question: How often do you shave, then?
"S": I bet you like to make love to little boys. lol
"T": At least four times a week.
"S": Really?
Me: Lol.

Pike
11-01-2011, 01:47 AM
foa> FUCK YES
foa> ICEGLOW
foa> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING IN EXACHANGE FOR THIS

sharkythesharkdogg
11-08-2011, 12:27 AM
<@foa> Michael.
<Brian Sneech> Megan.
<@foa> Is your emergency buttrope engaged?
<@foa> ;D

Tigmafuzz
11-08-2011, 01:54 AM
Just slap him and make him come.
He came eventually.

Melissaur
11-08-2011, 08:48 PM
[13:46:29] <@Pontus is the BEST EVER> Ponty
[13:46:40] <@Pontus is the BEST EVER> my boobs would look horrible on your slim frame

Rantz
11-08-2011, 09:13 PM
when can I pencil you in for General Spaghetticock

Shorty
11-08-2011, 09:17 PM
You can't go around spilling my private business around on the internet!

Tigmafuzz
11-09-2011, 02:00 AM
spilling my private business around

Brennan
11-09-2011, 02:12 AM
SUCK IT AND SWALLOW!
Also, female teacher said that... :D

TrollHunter
11-09-2011, 05:02 AM
Use your tongue instead.

sharkythesharkdogg
11-09-2011, 07:19 PM
You're everything I ever wanted in a partner but don't scream "I am the potato goddess!" when you dominate me.

:onoes:

demondude
11-09-2011, 07:59 PM
Pretty much the same in context too. Shape up.

NorthernChaosGod
11-09-2011, 08:34 PM
You're everything I ever wanted in a partner but don't scream "I am the potato goddess!" when you dominate me.

:onoes:
I don't even want to know the context. :|

fire_of_avalon
11-09-2011, 09:09 PM
I, for one, am dying to know the context.

EDIT: You potato.

sharkythesharkdogg
11-09-2011, 09:40 PM
The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

TrollHunter
11-09-2011, 10:02 PM
The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

Oh DD, you so crazy~

demondude
11-09-2011, 10:02 PM
I fucking love melted cheese.

Melissaur
11-09-2011, 10:21 PM
DemonDude con Queso? I'll take 2

NorthernChaosGod
11-09-2011, 10:52 PM
The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.
Now I'm hungry.

Tigmafuzz
11-10-2011, 02:00 AM
The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.
Oh man. That sounds wonderful.
But back to the quotes out of context.
Dutiful Daughter Slai: "You can't come inside!"

TrollHunter
11-10-2011, 03:33 AM
I came when I heard you beat the elite four.

Brennan
11-10-2011, 09:27 PM
"I LOVE pussies! Especially really furry ones! And when the purr... HEAVEN!"
Context helps wonders in these situations o.o

Melissaur
11-12-2011, 02:34 AM
[19:33:33] <Iceglow> mel doesn't have daddy issues so my charms doesn't work on me
[19:33:59] <Iceglow> on her rather

sharkythesharkdogg
11-15-2011, 08:29 PM
but getting to the back door is definitely worth it.

Ace Protorney
12-15-2011, 02:35 AM
@foa> Jiro ate my kitten
Jen> I hear he likes to eat pussy

chionos
12-15-2011, 02:59 AM
DemonDude con Queso? I'll take 2


Now I'm hungry.

Jiro
12-15-2011, 03:18 AM
WildRaubtier> oh my god everytime I try to talk about my birds in vietnamese hoa always thinks I'm talking about her vag

TrollHunter
12-15-2011, 03:56 AM
Classified> Well don't look at me like it's my fault that people find kids so damn sexy

NorthernChaosGod
12-15-2011, 04:38 AM
DemonDude con Queso? I'll take 2


Now I'm hungry.
Out of context, not heavily edited. :colbert:

Jiro
12-15-2011, 10:26 AM
Classified> Well don't look at me like it's my fault that people find kids so damn sexy

You said it, didn't you :p

Here's another one for you:

foa> If you're in my lap that means I get to touch your junk.

Drona
12-15-2011, 03:18 PM
This thread is amazing. :lol:

Rantz
12-15-2011, 06:26 PM
The way I see it, there are a couple of ways you can screw your daughter.

Raistlin
12-15-2011, 07:41 PM
Only a couple? But there are more- *shot by a sniper*

TrollHunter
12-15-2011, 08:15 PM
Classified> Well don't look at me like it's my fault that people find kids so damn sexy

You said it, didn't you :p

Here's another one for you:

foa> If you're in my lap that means I get to touch your junk.

Surprisingly, no I didn't.

NorthernChaosGod
12-15-2011, 08:16 PM
Classified> Well don't look at me like it's my fault that people find kids so damn sexy

You said it, didn't you :p

Here's another one for you:

foa> If you're in my lap that means I get to touch your junk.
I think it's time for me to tell foa what I want for Christmas. :jokey:

Hollycat
12-15-2011, 08:28 PM
http://www.wrongtown.org/files/admin/troy/Interweb%20thumbs/2010%2010/repulsel.jpg

fire_of_avalon
12-16-2011, 12:46 AM
[19:43:52] <@Mel> my gonads
[19:43:54] <@Mel> are HUGE

Drona
12-16-2011, 03:00 AM
[19:43:52] <@Mel> my gonads
[19:43:54] <@Mel> are HUGE

I bet they are. >=D

TrollHunter
12-16-2011, 03:34 AM
I bet Mels gonads are huge!

Melissaur
12-16-2011, 03:45 AM
They are /smug

Jiro
12-21-2011, 03:35 AM
ShlupQuack> Now I have to look up that scene of him masturbating so I can sleep tonight...

Peegee
12-21-2011, 05:46 AM
(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.

Hollycat
12-21-2011, 05:48 PM
(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.
burger?

NorthernChaosGod
12-21-2011, 11:31 PM
(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.
burger?
No.

Shlup
12-23-2011, 01:40 AM
I am gonna wear that Leonardo head and a strapon and change her life.

Tigmafuzz
12-23-2011, 12:40 PM
You really don't want a remote control with a digestive system.

If there is one thing you can say about Isaac Newton, it's that he was made of meat.

If you drink reverse polarity water, do you fart a tachyon pulse?

Maybe you need a special brand of wood glue for Calculus?

Right now my internet connection is breaking up due to fish.

Yes, yes. We all wanted our ears to be a magical source of money.

All of these bombs have penguin detectors in them.

I've always wanted a friend that was part swimming pool.

I love a man with connections in the industrial pudding business.

Nothing says flavor like conforming to the shapes of something else.

Oh no, they replaced me with a Canadian! You can no longer trust anything I say!

It's like a fistbump to the heart. Except not so painful and life-threatening.

I didn't do anything else for the rest of the day, but I was still sore for three days afterwards.

I named my stomach Tony Robbins.

You forget how big dolphins are, until one is operating on your spine.

Apparently, glass shards are a poor substitute for meatballs.

Just to set the record straight, I'm not inclined towards, nor interested in, scratching the neighbors.

If it weren't for Josh, we'd be drowning in aardvark parts.

I always figured Quetzalcoatl would be more into those little round crackers.

He likes e. e. cummings because he can't speak in capitals.

What's the point of being a gypsy if you can't eat swans?

You don't find The Damnation of Faust to be at least a little Christmas-y?

If you're killing geese when you clean your chimney, you've got problems.

Welcome to the future, where there are many different kinds of meats.


With friends like these, who needs mixed metaphors?

Pike
12-23-2011, 11:46 PM
foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.

NorthernChaosGod
12-23-2011, 11:59 PM
Oooh, foa. You so dirty.

Shlup
12-24-2011, 01:11 AM
foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.
Some context: she was talking to me. >:}

NorthernChaosGod
12-24-2011, 01:16 AM
I'd watch that.

Jiro
12-24-2011, 03:03 AM
Rantz> Quit being a faggot and suck that dick!

Tigmafuzz
12-25-2011, 10:12 AM
I'd watch that.I'd film it.

Carl the Llama
12-27-2011, 11:18 AM
I'd watch that.I'd film it.

I'd join in.


I expect to take a pounding!

NorthernChaosGod
12-27-2011, 08:13 PM
I'd watch that.I'd film it.

I'd join in.
You'd ruin it. :nonono:

Carl the Llama
12-28-2011, 12:56 AM
I'd watch that.I'd film it.

I'd join in.
You'd ruin it. :nonono:

You just jelly you didn't say it first, also:


I like to be spanked.

G13
12-28-2011, 02:42 AM
Pretty sure that's not out of context, Paul. It is, however, incredibly disturbing.

Carl the Llama
12-28-2011, 12:54 PM
I'm a Chocobo poo sniffer


They've got men dressed as women


This pleases me. :shiny:

Jiro
12-28-2011, 01:01 PM
Cim> and by the time he set his balls on the table i was too disgusted to look away

Cim> He was all over my ass yesterday

:greenie:

Carl the Llama
12-29-2011, 08:54 PM
I'm being penetrated from like, ten different angles by men with sandpaper penises

Tigmafuzz
12-30-2011, 02:25 PM
I'm being penetrated from like, ten different angles by men with sandpaper penises
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey/thisthread.png

TrollHunter
12-31-2011, 01:27 AM
Some chardonnay, a velour bedspread and a toothless granny - the finer things in life. *rubs body*

Melissaur
12-31-2011, 01:49 AM
My friend Kati: Your mom came out of your vagina!

Tigmafuzz
01-01-2012, 06:46 AM
<chionos> chionos: ugh, my labia are like floppy doggy ears</chionos>

Carl the Llama
01-02-2012, 01:07 AM
I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^


I went under him and started rising as he was coming down.


I'm a freak

Tigmafuzz
01-02-2012, 01:19 AM
I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:
We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.

Melissaur
01-02-2012, 02:15 AM
I am a freak xD

Carl the Llama
01-02-2012, 02:33 AM
I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:
We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.

Your probably right, I was in 2 minds whether or not to add the latter half but in the end I was just meh.

Tigmafuzz
01-02-2012, 03:49 AM
I was in 2 minds

in the end I was just meh.
Figures. xD

Steve
01-20-2012, 08:20 PM
From an msn convo tonight:




Steve Causer-Smith said (20:17)
fuck me why does the oven take so long?
¿Paul? says
too many jew babies in it, hitler.

Tigmafuzz
01-22-2012, 08:26 AM
This morning:

special delivery
I'm sure the context will be simple to infer.

Steve
01-27-2012, 12:22 AM
[00:21] <Iceglow> I also know that if I have trouble chewing food properly, then so do you...pipe cleaners?
[00:21] <Iceglow> seriously?


I said this and immediately thought of here. Paul will know why.

Pumpkin
02-01-2012, 03:09 AM
<CIM><CIM>
She just likes to nibble on it

<SHARKS><SHARKY>
does she twist, lick, then dip?

Tigmafuzz
02-01-2012, 01:46 PM
I'm assuming sharky was referring to you when he said that. Congratulations shion. That is a good technique.

Kai McCloud
02-02-2012, 11:34 PM
"So you like to push homosexuals down hills?"

sharkythesharkdogg
02-05-2012, 03:10 AM
A gem from a new member.

[22:05] Foob when im enthralled in the convo i forget about my pms
[22:05] Sharky 0_o

Tigmafuzz
02-05-2012, 03:35 AM
A gem from a new member.

[22:05] <foob> when im enthralled in the convo i forget about my pms
[22:05] <sharky> 0_o</sharky></foob>

[13:35] sometimes i just wish i could rape a baby and get away with it, you know?
[13:35] i mean not that i would or anything
[13:35] it's just that i wish i COULD

G13
02-05-2012, 03:41 AM
That's not out of context. Also, it's tacky to quote yourself.

Foob
02-05-2012, 05:37 AM
That's not out of context. Also, it's tacky to quote yourself.

Mb he quoted Quin?

Huckleberry Quin
02-05-2012, 05:46 AM
:|

G13
02-05-2012, 06:22 AM
:eep:

Huckleberry Quin
02-05-2012, 06:41 AM
Copy cat.

Jiro
02-05-2012, 07:25 AM
@mike> Probably better than peeing it onto the floor and drinking it up from there

Tigmafuzz
02-06-2012, 01:22 AM
[19:20] foa <foa> he's 80 years old and I would give him a stroke</foa>

Jiro
02-06-2012, 07:07 AM
@foa> I already came at your party

completely unrelated to

Kalilung> good way to endup with mouth herpes

fire_of_avalon
02-11-2012, 05:08 AM
[00:04:35]foa: <foa> No, I will talk about what a graet person you were
[00:04:51]Sharks: <sharks> with my maggot infested dick
[00:04:53]</sharks></foa>Sharks:<foa><sharks> <sharks> poor grammar
[00:04:59]</sharks></sharks></foa>Sharks:<foa><sharks><sharks> <sharks> and bad research skills?</sharks></sharks></sharks></foa>

Tigmafuzz
02-11-2012, 06:40 AM
[00:30] Mike: Joe Bryan, let's start Acid Semen Bullets

Melissaur
02-11-2012, 07:05 PM
<kotora>kotora: them argentinian girls not into hot viking beefcake?</kotora>

sharkythesharkdogg
02-17-2012, 04:43 AM
[23:39] <lovemuffin> hey, peoples lives resting in the hands of my dry erase board magnet is not silly

Tigmafuzz
02-18-2012, 02:34 AM
[20:31] through years of genital alchemy studies, foa had come half-way to achieving her greatest dream.

Pike
02-22-2012, 10:09 PM
partycat: Iceglow_ are you male or female?




(Not really out of context but I laughed)

Pheesh
02-23-2012, 10:45 AM
<Shlup> But BJ loves it and I refused to put on pants this weekend.

NorthernChaosGod
02-24-2012, 02:28 AM
Hot.

Tigmafuzz
02-24-2012, 02:47 AM
If you and BJ went to the moon and there were aliens would you try and breed with them or would you suffocate because you don't know how to build a space station?

Pheesh
02-24-2012, 05:36 AM
My bad, there was a < shlup > at the start of that quote but I forgot that it wouldn't how up without spaces. I'm wearing pants.

Tigmafuzz
02-24-2012, 11:34 AM
It's too late. The damage has been done.

Pike
02-24-2012, 03:10 PM
Mirkat> i imagine it would be sort of like taking a gigantic shit
kotora> except it would be going into the other direction
Cloud> The other half would feel like holding in a giant shit.
kotora> so instead of getting it out you'd have to take a giant shit in

Tigmafuzz
02-24-2012, 03:33 PM
[09:30] Pike> I'm tiny, stallions would destroy me

Sephex
02-24-2012, 05:43 PM
[09:30] Pike> I'm tiny, stallions would destroy me

Well, yeah.

sharkythesharkdogg
02-25-2012, 02:22 AM
[21:18] < Cim > You're going to get lost in japan and someone is going to tell YOU they want to put their hand in your vagina.

[21:19] < shion > what are we talking about?
[21:19] < Cim > hands entering vaginas

Steve
02-26-2012, 01:38 PM
partycat: Iceglow_ are you male or female?




(Not really out of context but I laughed)

as did I Pike, still it's not too surprising really I get asked this quite often.

ReloadPsi
02-26-2012, 05:09 PM
We escaped with our skins intact, but Yuna lost something.

Tigmafuzz
02-26-2012, 06:35 PM
[12:32] kotora> are we still talking about mels penis

sharkythesharkdogg
02-28-2012, 03:54 AM
[22:52] < Mirage > melted cheese all over someone's boobs
[22:52] < Mirage > i would never stop licking them

Tigmafuzz
02-28-2012, 04:48 AM
*something inappropriate that happened in #eoff*

Pike
03-02-2012, 01:24 AM
I want this in my mouth, imho.

Melissaur
03-16-2012, 02:39 AM
kotora> yeah but people don't grope you on public transit in europe
Jen> that sucks

Carl the Llama
03-17-2012, 02:41 PM
foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.
Some context: she was talking to me. >:}


Oh, how could I ever refuse Pike and foa

Its like this quote was tailor made xD

Rantz
03-17-2012, 04:06 PM
although cock and rum is always a win

Renmiri
03-17-2012, 06:52 PM
The heartmess of the ejaculation startled Mr. Dick exceedingly; and me, too,

Charles Dickens, David Copperfield

Melissaur
03-24-2012, 08:46 PM
[15:37:11] tavrayn> <tavaryn>i'm racist against stupid tattoos
[15:37:23] tavaryn> <tavaryn>and disproportionately large body parts</tavaryn></tavaryn>

Jinx
03-25-2012, 11:42 PM
Disclaimer: It's small.

Peegee
03-26-2012, 01:30 AM
(8:25:40 PM) piecharthosen: !!!
(8:25:44 PM) piecharthosen: look what you did
(8:25:49 PM) piecharthosen: i'm going to get clothes on
(8:25:52 PM) piecharthosen: and get some chocolate brb
(8:26:14 PM) Kalidesu: XDD

Melissaur
03-26-2012, 04:32 AM
[23:29:35] tavaryn> i sell sex incredibly awkardly; ultimately, they never givememoney

G13
03-26-2012, 08:14 AM
Kaycee says:
speaking of BJs i'm thirsty.

Rantz
03-27-2012, 10:10 PM
i love blowing dogs

Freya
03-27-2012, 10:19 PM
Out of everything that girl says that you can take out of context, THAT'S what you pick? shame.

Jinx
03-27-2012, 10:24 PM
Out of everything that girl says that you can take out of context, THAT'S what you pick? shame.

Thanks for defending me...I think?

Rantz
03-27-2012, 11:08 PM
Well, I could post worse, but... I don't wanna get banned.

NorthernChaosGod
03-27-2012, 11:27 PM
What do you people talk about? :Oo:

Melissaur
03-27-2012, 11:43 PM
Bad Dragon and the like

Jinx
03-27-2012, 11:48 PM
Weird penises.

NorthernChaosGod
03-28-2012, 01:57 AM
Thanks for reminding me why I stay away from chat.

Jinx
03-28-2012, 02:00 AM
[19:50] <Mel> but i had to put it in

Melissaur
03-28-2012, 02:09 AM
I had to. /gator

Rantz
04-26-2012, 07:39 AM
&lt;Shorty> I just don't flash them in PHOTOS

fire_of_avalon
05-03-2012, 07:55 PM
tavaryn> i come back and it's all snuff films and molestation

Pheesh
05-05-2012, 04:21 AM
tavaryn> I'm going in limp.

Pike
06-21-2012, 03:45 AM
Phil> Well yes, it will be squishy I assume. But I'm very nimble. I get into crawl spaces you didn't even know existed.

Carl the Llama
06-22-2012, 08:48 PM
I SUCK COCKS

Carl the Llama
06-22-2012, 09:55 PM
loony bob took me anally

Pike
06-22-2012, 10:29 PM
Award Jiro> EAT ME SEPHEX

Shorty
06-22-2012, 10:30 PM
Sephex>"As Spehex slowly sucked Jiro in, he felt the tip of his doner drag across the roof of his mouth and down his throat."
Sephex> *boner

Jiro
06-23-2012, 04:09 AM
Wow, I'm popular in here I guess.

Hollycat
06-23-2012, 04:13 AM
I wish I had a copy of the dialouge between me and Sylvie to put in here.

Jiro
06-23-2012, 04:23 AM
It'll be in the logs but I'm too lazy to cut/paste

Jiro
06-24-2012, 02:39 AM
[11:37] foa> We have to start with Sam
[11:37] Shorty> oh okay
[11:37] Shorty> I'll do Sam
[11:37] Shorty> you do me
[11:37] foa> You can do sam
[11:37] foa> I will do you

Shorty
06-24-2012, 03:49 AM
o_O> there is nothing weird about semen stains

Jinx
07-05-2012, 05:54 AM
[23:47] <Mel> Steve, my love. where did you go?
[23:51] <Mel> Steve, I wanna keep you up 24 hours ;D


I'm rooting for this relationship, guys.

EDIT: MAN THEY JUST KEEP COMING GUYS

[00:00] <Mel> Steve always gets it up



[00:04] <Mel> i was trying to get in his pants
[00:04] <Mel> and i decided to drug him

[00:18] <Mel> Steve has a thing for mothers. Good thing I have a child ;D

G13
07-05-2012, 09:21 PM
Oh, isn't that cute. Widdle Steve's finally got a real internet girlfriend.

NorthernChaosGod
07-05-2012, 10:24 PM
Mel and Steve for Cutest Couple Winter 2012.

Melissaur
07-06-2012, 02:50 AM
Steve and I have e-sex all the time. All. The. Time.

NorthernChaosGod
07-06-2012, 04:55 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.

Steve
07-06-2012, 10:23 AM
You're all on drugs I tell ya.

TrollHunter
07-06-2012, 02:54 PM
This thread has become something awful
and I love it

Also, it reminded me why I stay away from chat, at all times.

Melissaur
07-06-2012, 04:09 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm so glad ONE person understand that it never happened xD

Psychotic
07-06-2012, 04:13 PM
Steve and Melissa
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
:flirt:

Melissaur
07-06-2012, 05:38 PM
No and

@Rantzien> His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

Oh another note:
Mirage> I hope you're 14, or I might make an appearance in the sexual offender registry

Rantz
07-06-2012, 10:44 PM
[22:37:37] &lt;tavaryn> 1700 dollar rent @_@
[22:41:54] &lt;Mel> for what tavy?
[23:16:53] &lt;tavaryn> mel: for sarah

Shorty
07-06-2012, 10:47 PM
That's right, I rent out my body. It's no big deal.

Tigmafuzz
07-06-2012, 11:02 PM
That's right, I rent out my body. It's no big deal.

...How much? I know someone who may need a place to stay for a while. Also, where exactly in your body? Is it near the surface? Is it possible to get a room with a view?

Raistlin
07-06-2012, 11:10 PM
With Sarah, there are always many, bountiful views.

Shorty
07-06-2012, 11:22 PM
Sorry, Tigma, I'm all booked up.

shut up, wesley

Jiro
07-07-2012, 06:48 AM
Raistlin is right. Personal experience. A++ would rent again.

Shorty
07-07-2012, 06:56 AM
I'd appreciate it if you left feedback on my Yelp page, Dak. I'm always looking for constructive criticism from my customers tenants.

DK
07-08-2012, 12:16 AM
That's right, I rent out my body. It's no big deal.

my reaction to reading this post (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzdltnvz6T0&t=0m17s)

Shorty
07-08-2012, 12:42 AM
And those last couple of seconds with Ashley laughing and surrounded by dudes in suits is me, Daney <3

Værn
07-09-2012, 12:31 PM
Nick, I found a use for your intestines.
I see no reason to elaborate.

Jinx
07-11-2012, 06:30 PM
[12:28]
I like...started masturbating at that really sad part at the end of the Notebook.</phil>

NorthernChaosGod
07-11-2012, 09:36 PM
Who said that?

Jinx
07-11-2012, 09:37 PM
Who said that?

I dunno why the name didn't show up. I've tried editing. It was Phil who said that.

Jiro
07-12-2012, 11:25 PM
Those brackets are used for hmtl so they disappear.

Sylvie
07-12-2012, 11:27 PM
#sylvie: you could dine most exotically
#sylvie: you don't need a hospital to make a pregnant woman produce sustainable babies
#sylvie: the child would have never existed
#Parker: we need a world where we can feed infants grain through a tube
#Parker: dine on delicious foie
#sylvie: no
#sylvie: you need to feed them balanced meals
#Parker: but
#Parker: plump children...
#Parker: soft children...
#sylvie: if you force feed a child grain through a tube they will be unhealthy and unhappy
#sylvie: if you treat the child as if they are going to die when they are say, 7 or 8 years old, you can provide them the happy life that a smurfing domestic animal enjoys
#Parker: ok lol enjoy your grade C childlivers i guess
#sylvie: ass and cheeks
#mobiletora: Did i just stumble upon a conversation on breeding children for food
#sylvie: yeah it's aunt sylvie's power hour right now
* Jesse1 (~limabean0@60A936DE.DF7EACAB.420AE7C3.IP) has joined #eoff
#sylvie: i was just telling parker how to enjoy a good meal every decade
#Parker: IM LEARNING SO MUCH TODAY
* Shorty (d84be2ba@eyesonff-B84B9A39.mibbit.com) has joined #eoff
#sylvie: if you strive on trying to increase the chances that the child will be born with downs syndrome
#sylvie: you will be of higher luck and splendor
#sylvie: they tend to have more meat on them and they are barely human beings so you can more effectively keep them happy like livestock
#sylvie: enjoy some fried mongoloid
#Parker: imagine like being the kid
#Parker: who doesnt get chosen
#sylvie: what do you mean not chosen
#Parker: i bet they'd feel like really bad and their self esteem would plummet
#Parker: like maybe they're too tough
#Parker: not plump enough
#sylvie: you can't really pick and choose. you're probably kidnapping a woman to give birth to your child and hopefully simply die during child birth
#sylvie: if you don't want to eat the kid then you're making a mess
#Shorty: Oh, is that what you guys are talking about? xD
#Parker: sorry
#sylvie: there's no reason the meat should be bad if you treated them like you should
#Parker: was assuming a situation where you are like a family
#sylvie: no, that would not work
#sylvie: you'd get caught
#Parker: yea but at the same time youre talking about raising them happy and stuff
#sylvie: not in a family setting
#sylvie: you'd be living entirely alone with this child somewhere off the radar
#Parker: you know
#Parker: this seems like a whole lot of effort just to save money on meat groceries



actually there's really nothing out of context about this

krissy
07-12-2012, 11:32 PM
haha parkers final quote best yes yes yes

Rantz
07-14-2012, 08:44 PM
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[21:36:00] RooWork has joined #eoff
[21:41:30] &lt;Shorty> One little, two little, three little indians

Shorty
07-14-2012, 08:57 PM
You look for ways to make me seem like a racist!

Melissaur
07-15-2012, 02:47 AM
BAHAHAHAHAH!

Jinx
07-15-2012, 10:42 PM
[16:38] kotora: you realize that by doing so you're at the same time cruelly mocking them right
[16:39]<sam> Sam: <sam> Of course.
[16:39]<sam? <sam=""> Sam: Sexual gratification by humiliation or something
[16:39]<sam> Sam:<sam> that's some sylvie tit right there</sam></sam></sam?></sam></sam>

Shorty
07-16-2012, 11:51 PM
Parker> http://tekstovi-pesama.com/g_img2/1/e/3558/emil-5.jpg
kotora> for some reason he reminds me of rantzien
kotora> just seems to me that rantz is the kind of guy who would flaunt his butt like that

Tigmafuzz
07-17-2012, 03:38 AM
Sephex's adventure with the Dragon King



[21:11] == Sephex [~EoFFChatt@eyesonff-5946C96A.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has joined #eoff
[21:12] <tavaryn> but gamestop only gives you like 2 bucks for it :(
[21:12] <Sephex> Brosephiroths!
[21:12] <Jiro> Brosephexiroths!
[21:12] <Sephex> You have heeded my call, young warrior!
[21:12] <Sephex> What shall we do?
[21:12] <Sephex> Storm the castle?
[21:12] <Sephex> Or run from the enemy!
[21:13] <Sephex> WE CANT
[21:13] <foa> shorty
[21:13] <Sephex> WE WONT!!
[21:13] <tavaryn> ugh
[21:13] <foa> does it sound like this
[21:13] <foa> Barn Owl Shriek - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwM5g-qOEMc&feature=endscreen&NR=1)
[21:13] <Shorty> foaface
[21:13] <tavaryn> i am trying to convince myself to play a video game
[21:13] <Shorty> lemme listen
[21:13] <tigmafuzz> SEPHEXPOT
[21:13] <Jiro> We never run
[21:13] <tavaryn> it is not going very well
[21:13] <tavaryn> someone help
[21:13] <Jiro> Except towards danger
[21:13] <Shorty> No.
[21:13] <Sephex> Jiro is in my army now
[21:13] <Shorty> I don't think it's an owl.
[21:13] <sephex> Tigmafuzz, you best me joing this party!!!!
[21:13] <tigmafuzz> Maybe. I swallowed gum today.
[21:13] <Shorty> Pretty sure it's a prehistoric flying thing that is not a bird.
[21:13] <tigmafuzz> I might be too slow to be in the army again.
[21:13] <Sephex> We are going to storm a caslte.
[21:13] <tigmafuzz> Well......
[21:13] <tigmafuzz> I doi enjoy storming castles
[21:14] <Jiro> I will serve Sir Sephex valiantly!
[21:14] <Sephex> Thank you, my knight!
[21:14] <Sam> Shorty said I'm evil demonspawn and she wants to kill me
[21:14] * Tigmafuzz puts on his rubber suit and minerva boots
[21:14] <krissy> That Gotye Song - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NY4xE9rAY8k)
[21:14] <tigmafuzz> well you are sam
[21:14] <tigmafuzz> but that should be seen as a good thing
[21:14] <Sephex> How should eb storm the castle? Just run in? Or think of a more cunning plan?
[21:15] <Shorty> I NEVER SAID THAT
[21:15] <Jiro> Cunning!
[21:15] <Shorty> EVER
[21:15] <Jiro> Always use your cunning!
[21:15] <tigmafuzz> We should do like Nobunaga did
[21:15] <Shorty> I agreed when she said she was evil
[21:15] <tigmafuzz> in my dream
[21:15] <Jiro> I put all of my points into cunning when I started my build
[21:15] <Sam> She said she wants to sacrifice me to her Mormon gods
[21:15] <Shorty> but now that I have her address I"m considering killing her
[21:15] <Shorty> ahahaha
[21:15] <Jiro> A cunning warrior, they'll never expect it!
[21:15] <foa> I have wandered into the animals part of youtube
[21:15] <tigmafuzz> you will never leave foa
[21:15] <Sam> And she and her sisterwives will eat my entrails
[21:15] <tigmafuzz> so many cute animals
[21:15] <foa> never to be seen again
[21:16] <Sephex> Ok
[21:16] <tigmafuzz> sephex let's rain down fiery arrows upon them
[21:16] <Sephex> Jiro.
[21:16] <Jiro> !age roogle
[21:16] <Yumitsuka> Jamil's age is 26 years, 2 days, 16 hours, 20 minutes and 9 seconds.
[21:16] <Sam> YAH EVERYONE SEND ME A CARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY
[21:16] <tigmafuzz> and then point and laugh
[21:16] <Shorty> WHAT THEN MY CARD WON'T BE SPECIAL
[21:16] <tigmafuzz> sam I will draw you a card
[21:16] <Shorty> I WAS GOING TO HAND MAKE IT
[21:16] <Sephex> Let's flank the castle from the left and all of us will fire arrows EVERYWHERE!!!
[21:16] <tigmafuzz> and then take a picture
[21:16] <tigmafuzz> and then burn it
[21:16] <Shorty> ahaha meeeean tigma!
[21:16] <Shorty> Why would you do that :(
[21:16] <tigmafuzz> because
[21:16] <Jiro> Spin around firing rapidly so we become a torrent of arrows!
[21:16] <tigmafuzz> if I mail it
[21:16] <tigmafuzz> she'll have my address
[21:16] <Jiro> Shorty I was already doing that first
[21:16] <Jiro> You're late to the party
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> and then she'll send me bombs
[21:17] <Shorty> Nope, sorry Dak
[21:17] <Sephex> Ok, you guys read for this?!??
[21:17] <Shorty> You thought of it after I just said that
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> YES SEPHEX
[21:17] <Shorty> And stole my idea for yourself.
[21:17] <Sephex> !
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> LET US RIDE INTO VICTORY
[21:17] <Shorty> BUZZ OFF
[21:17] <Sephex> 1
[21:17] <Jiro> Spinning arrow attack!!!
[21:17] <Sephex> 2
[21:17] <Sephex> 3
[21:17] <Sam> It's true
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> KA
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> ME
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> HA
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> ME
[21:17] <Sephex> FLANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:17] <Sephex> GO
[21:17] <Sephex> GGOGOGOGGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOOGGOG
[21:17] <Jiro> FLANKING LIKE A TANK
[21:17] <Sephex> GGOGOGOGOGOGOG
[21:17] <Shorty> xDD
[21:17] <Sam> SO MANY HOMEMADE CARDS :3
[21:17] <Sephex> Start firing the arrows
[21:17] <Jiro> ARROWING LIKE I'M BARROWING
[21:17] <Shorty> I'm loving this xD
[21:17] <krissy> macaroni cards
[21:17] <Jiro> Pew pew pew pew!
[21:17] <Sephex> They look confused!!!!
[21:17] * Tigmafuzz blew up a mountain next to the castle, accomplishing nothing
[21:17] <Sam> I will put them on the windowsill above my bed
[21:17] <Sephex> FIRE
[21:17] <Jiro> Arrows make laser sounds!
[21:17] <Sephex> FIRE EVERYTHING
[21:17] <Shorty> ahaha macaroni cards
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> PEW PEW PEW
[21:17] <Sam> so when i go to bed at night
[21:17] <tigmafuzz> PEW PEW
[21:18] <Sephex> EVEN THE CHICKENS!!!!
[21:18] <Jiro> Thwack crash shoot bang whoosh few
[21:18] <Shorty> and all the macaroni falls off in the mail
[21:18] <tigmafuzz> PEW PEW PEW PEW
[21:18] <Sam> i can look at them
[21:18] <Shorty> glitter everywhere
[21:18] <Jiro> Mrrrwrownw
[21:18] * Proto aims an arrow to the knees
[21:18] <Sam> and dream of all of your beautiful faces
[21:18] <Sam> STICKERS
[21:18] <Jiro> CHICKEN BOMB
[21:18] <Sam> LOTS OF STICKERS
[21:18] <Sephex> Okay, the left side is crumbling!!!
[21:18] * Proto FIRES
[21:18] * Jiro does the dance of his people
[21:18] <Sephex> KEEP focusing on that point!
[21:18] * Tigmafuzz holds up the left side
[21:18] * Jiro dodges all the returning fire!
[21:18] <tigmafuzz> IT'S GOING TO CRSH MY CARROTS
[21:18] <Sephex> It is flashing orage
[21:18] * Jiro uses Focus! His attack power went up!
[21:18] <Shorty> Sam I am going to cover the envelope the card is in in so many stickers it will make your head spin
[21:18] <Sephex> HIT THE ORANGE SPOT!
[21:18] * Tigmafuzz builds a greenhouse and moves his carrots
[21:18] <Jiro> Charge forward and break that weak point!
[21:18] <kotora> night all
[21:18] <tigmafuzz> ATTACK THE WEAK SPOT FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE
[21:18] <Shorty> The postman will probably grow concerned.
[21:18] <Jiro> Punch punch punch
[21:18] <Sephex> THE CASTLE WALL WILL FALLL IF WE DO!!!!!
[21:18] <tigmafuzz> night kotora
[21:18] <foa> what the hell is going on in here.
[21:18] <Jiro> fight fight fight
[21:19] <Jiro> good night kotora
[21:19] <Jiro> !
[21:19] <Sephex> NIGHT KOTORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:19] <tigmafuzz> FOA QUICK DODGE
[21:19] <Sephex> GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
[21:19] <Jiro> FLYING KICK OF DOOOOOOM
[21:19] <Jiro> WATCH OUT
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[21:19] <Jiro> OH NO
[21:19] <Sephex> Wall is busted ioen!!!
[21:19] <Jiro> smurf
[21:19] <Sam> Haha
[21:19] <Jiro> MY SHOULDER
[21:19] <Sam> Sarah
[21:19] <Shorty> It's like I'm on the set of Heat or something
[21:19] <Sephex> *open
[21:19] <Jiro> THEY GOT ME SARGE
[21:19] <Shorty> Sam
[21:19] <Sam> Pull a Molly Weasley
[21:19] * Tigmafuzz stubs his toe
[21:19] <tigmafuzz> MAN DOWN
[21:19] <tigmafuzz> MAN DOWN
[21:19] <Sephex> Jiro!!!
[21:19] <Shorty> Samface
[21:19] <Sam> And put like 50 stamps
[21:19] <foa> I can stop all of you
[21:19] <Sam> All over it
[21:19] <Shorty> Open Faced Sammich
[21:19] <Jiro> THEY GOT ME oh it's just a flesh wound
[21:19] <foa> I can bring peace back to #eoff
[21:19] <Jiro> I'm alright
[21:19] <Sephex> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:19] <Lawr> you guys talk too much
[21:19] <Jiro> SUDDENLY
[21:19] <Shorty> ahahaha I'm going to xD
[21:19] <foa> fo you know how?
[21:19] <Sephex> JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:19] <Sam> Samsonite
[21:19] <Jiro> pssswahaaaaoooooo
[21:19] <Shorty> gonna molly weasley that tit up
[21:19] * Jiro uses CURE
[21:19] <Sephex> AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
[21:19] <Jiro> Tip top!
[21:19] <Jiro> Wait
[21:19] <Jiro> No
[21:19] <foa> Peabody's Bathtime - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bFmwp-p1Sc&feature=related)
[21:19] * Tigmafuzz casts fluffly bunny
[21:19] <Jiro> still bleeding!
[21:19] <Jiro> smurf
[21:19] <Jiro> QUICK
[21:19] <Shorty> SAM
[21:20] <Shorty> oh my god
[21:20] * Jiro sleeps for 7 seconds
[21:20] * Jiro is fully recovered!
[21:20] <Shorty> I'll get one of those recording yourself cards
[21:20] <Jiro> YES
[21:20] <Jiro> IT WORKS
[21:20] <Sam> I love how there's like
[21:20] <Sephex> *with great strength Sephex thorws all arroes at center caslte*
[21:20] <Shorty> and molly weasley that tit too
[21:20] * Tigmafuzz uses quick attack
[21:20] <Sam> 3 conversations going on atm
[21:20] <Jiro> Throw them arrows!
[21:20] <Jiro> ALL OF THEM
[21:20] <Jiro> THROW THE BOWS TOO
[21:20] * Proto uses splash attack
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[21:20] <Jiro> THROW EVERYTHING
[21:20] <Jiro> THROW ME
[21:20] <Sephex> WE HAVE BROKEN THE ENEMIES PERIMETER
[21:20] * Jiro throws himself
[21:20] <Sam> OMG
[21:20] <Jiro> WHOOOOO
[21:20] <Shorty> ahaha xD
[21:20] <Sam> SAMANTHA JONES
[21:20] <Jiro> I"m flying!
[21:20] * Tigmafuzz jumps up and down pointlessly while chanting "leedleedleedleedlee"
[21:20] <Sam> HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR
[21:20] <Sephex> Okay
[21:20] <Shorty> ahahahaha I'm doing ut
[21:20] <Shorty> it
[21:20] <Sephex> WE ARE IN
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[21:20] <Jiro> Time to cause some real damage right Sephex!
[21:20] <Shorty> sonofabitch
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[21:21] * Jiro bear mode engaged
[21:21] * Tigmafuzz starts firing machine guns at people
[21:21] <Jiro> LET'S smurf tit UP
[21:21] <tigmafuzz> RATTATTATTATTATTATTA
[21:21] <Sephex> WE have to kill the king of the castle now!!!
[21:21] <Sam> BOYS AND THEIR TOYS
[21:21] <tigmafuzz> OX KING?
[21:21] <Shorty> I should have kept that tit to myself and surprised you xD
[21:21] <Jiro> AW YEAH RAGE OF A THOUSAND BUTTMUNCHERS
[21:21] <Sephex> LOOK FO THE KING!!!!
[21:21] <Sephex> But if you find him
[21:21] * Tigmafuzz turns the speakers to eleven
[21:21] <Jiro> THE KING IS AN OX?!
[21:21] <Sephex> DON'T ATTACK!!!!!
[21:21] <Jiro> OH MY GOD
[21:21] <tigmafuzz> THAT'LL FLUSH HIM OUT'
[21:21] <Jiro> IT"S DESTINED
[21:21] <Jiro> OX BEAR BATTLE
[21:21] <EoFFChatter1948> ...
[21:21] <Shorty> you guys ahahaha xD
[21:21] <tigmafuzz> OH GOD JIRO HELP ME
[21:21] <tigmafuzz> CRABS
[21:21] <Sephex> DO NOT ATTACK THE KIN!!!!!
[21:21] <Jiro> LET'S DANCE WHILE WE ASSAULT!
[21:21] <tigmafuzz> CRABS EVERYWHERE
[21:21] <Jiro> OH NO
[21:21] <tigmafuzz> CRAB BATTLE
[21:21] <Jiro> CRAB BATTLE!
[21:21] <tigmafuzz> IT BROKE MY KNIFE
[21:21] <Sephex> I HAVE SOMETHING I MUST DO
[21:21] <Jiro> FUZZY T MY BROTHER
[21:22] <Jiro> I WILL AVENGE YOU
[21:22] * Tigmafuzz dances the song of his people
[21:22] <Sephex> YOU HAVE TO LET ME CONTACTT EH KING
[21:22] <Jiro> counter balance the knife
[21:22] <Sephex> JUST LET ME FIND HIM
[21:22] <Jiro> quick slash
[21:22] <tigmafuzz> TAKE ME TO YOUR LORD!
[21:22] <Jiro> retract!
[21:22] <Sephex> HElP ME~!!!!!!
[21:22] <Shorty> counter balance ahaha
[21:22] <Jiro> OH GOD SEPHEX TOO!
[21:22] <tigmafuzz> "could have ben an African swallow"
[21:22] <tigmafuzz> I SAID TAKE ME TO YOUR LORD
[21:22] <Jiro> FUDGE CAKES!
[21:22] <Proto> I'm lost in all this chaos
[21:22] <Jiro> African swallow or european?
[21:22] <Sephex> GRAB PUBLIC HAIR BATTLE FOIRM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
[21:22] <Jiro> THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!
[21:22] <tigmafuzz> it's a matter of weight
[21:22] <Proto> I'll go enjoy some muffins
[21:22] <Sephex> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGGGGg'
[21:22] <Jiro> OH GOOD PUBLIC HAIR!
[21:22] <Jiro> QUICKLY
[21:22] * Tigmafuzz fires radioactive muffins at the enemy
[21:22] <Jiro> GET THE SCISSORS!
[21:22] <tigmafuzz> public hair?
[21:22] <tigmafuzz> like
[21:22] <tigmafuzz> available to everyone
[21:23] <Jiro> WHERE'S MY DONKEY
[21:23] <Jiro> I NEED MY NOBLE STEED
[21:23] <Sephex> We can do it!
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz is riding a grue
[21:23] <Jiro> RIDE DONKEY
[21:23] <Sephex> The King is in the Next Room!
[21:23] <tigmafuzz> OH GOD I FORGOT GRUES ARE PURE EVIL AND DEATH
[21:23] <Jiro> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S DEAD? :(
[21:23] <Sephex> Let me in there!
[21:23] <Jiro> SADFACE
[21:23] <Sephex> Help me up there!
[21:23] <Jiro> BUST OPEN THE DOOR
[21:23] <Jiro> JUST
[21:23] <Shorty> * The rest of chat ceases.
[21:23] <Jiro> I NEED TO KILL SOMETHING
[21:23] <Jiro> :(:(:(:(:(
[21:23] <Sephex> Throw me up there!!!!!
[21:23] <Jiro> SADFACEFORVEER
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz tpyes GO NORTH
[21:23] * Jiro braces
[21:23] <tigmafuzz> *you have hit a wall*
[21:23] <Jiro> THROWS SEPHEX
[21:23] <Sephex> Then I can get to the KING!!!
[21:23] <Jiro> TOO HIGH
[21:23] <Jiro> INTO THE SUN
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz TYPES GO EAST
[21:23] <Jiro> HE COMES BACK DOWN
[21:23] <Jiro> SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH
[21:23] <Sephex> *time passes*
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[21:24] <Sephex> I A THERE!!
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz reads THe Brothers Karamazov
[21:24] <Sam> Can I get in on this action?
[21:24] <Sephex> I AM GOING TO THE KING
[21:24] <Jiro> Houston we have successful moon landing
[21:24] <Sephex> HANG TIGHT!!!
[21:24] <Jiro> Roger that Jiro
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz brings in sam
[21:24] * Jiro hangs ten
[21:24] <tigmafuzz> GOGOGOGOGOGO
[21:24] <Sephex> wwww
[21:24] <Sephex> Wait
[21:24] <Sam> smurf YEAH
[21:24] <Jiro> radical dude~
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz throws sam at a random gaurd
[21:24] <Sephex> wait....
[21:24] <Sephex> ...
[21:24] <Sephex> ...
[21:24] <Sephex> Who?1
[21:24] <Jiro> IT'S A TARP!
[21:24] <Sephex> who are you?
[21:24] <Sephex> NNN
[21:24] <Sephex> NOOO!
[21:24] <Shorty> ahahaha it's a tarp
[21:24] <Sephex> ARRRRGGRGRGRGRGSFRGSFR
[21:24] <Jiro> IT'S A CARP!
[21:24] <Sam> A GOURD
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz has a heart attack
[21:24] <Sam> AND A TARP
[21:24] == Sephex has changed nick to Dragon
[21:24] <Shorty> oh dear lord
[21:24] <tigmafuzz> HNNNNNNGGGGGGG
[21:24] <Jiro> Oh smurf
[21:24] <Jiro> oh smurf
[21:24] <Jiro> DRAGONS
[21:24] <Shorty> what fresh hell is this
[21:25] <Jiro> DRAGONS
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz rides dragon
[21:25] <Jiro> I love dragons!
[21:25] <Jiro> LET ME STAB IT
[21:25] <Shorty> WHAT
[21:25] <tigmafuzz> YEAH
[21:25] <Lawr> seen chionos
[21:25] <Utamaru> Lawr: chionos spoke 10 days and 22 hours ago; 10 days and 21 hours ago was here and left IRC: Leaving:
[21:25] <tigmafuzz> COME AT ME BRO
[21:25] * Jiro does a smurfing ninja rockstar slide
[21:25] <Sam> I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS
[21:25] == Dragon has changed nick to Dragon_King
[21:25] <Sam> SAMANTHA STORMBORN
[21:25] <Lawr> What the heck who is chionos
[21:25] <Shorty> dakoda ahahaha
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz EATS A WAFFLE ON A DRAGON
[21:25] <Dragon_King> HAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:25] <Sam> THE UNBURBABLE
[21:25] <Dragon_King> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:25] <Proto> Is that a sexy dragon?

[21:25] * Tigmafuzz gets thrown off by transformation
[21:25] * Jiro smurfing slides under the smurfing dragon with his smurfing sword up and stabs
[21:25] <Dragon_King> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:25] <foa> unburbable?
[21:25] <Shorty> Sephex, are you a sexy dragon?
[21:25] <Dragon_King> YOU ARE ALL DEAD
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz pokes sam with a stick
[21:25] <Dragon_King> argH
[21:25] * Jiro smurfing cuts smurfing everything smurfing smurf cut dead slash fire dead ninja rockstar
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz summons BAHAMUT ZERO
[21:25] <Shorty> ahahahahaaa
[21:25] == mode/#eoff [+o foa] by Wolf_Kanno
[21:25] <Dragon_King> MY ONE WEAKENSS!!!!
[21:25] <Jiro> CRAB BATTLE
[21:25] * Sam lights Tigmafuzz's deku stick on fire
[21:26] <Dragon_King> rpg BULLtit ATTACKS!
[21:26] <Dragon_King> nooooo
[21:26] <Shorty> CRAB BATTLE
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz summons Ark and Knights of the Round
[21:26] <Shorty> dying
[21:26] <Shorty> I am dying
[21:26] <Jiro> DRAGON BATTLE
[21:26] <Dragon_King> how could they have known
[21:26] <Sam> CRAB PEOPLE
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz is attacked by his own summons
[21:26] <Dragon_King> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:26] <Sam> CRAP PEOPLE
[21:26] <tigmafuzz> oh god why
[21:26] <Jiro> KING DRAGON BATTLING CRABS
[21:26] <tigmafuzz> HERE COME THE MOLES
[21:26] <tigmafuzz> REINFORCEMENTS GUYS
[21:26] <Jiro> ALSO BATTLING AIDS
[21:26] <Dragon_King> UGH
[21:26] <Sam> PEW PEW PEW
[21:26] <Dragon_King> I AM NOT DOWN YET
[21:26] <Sam> I USE MY TIT ROCKETS
[21:26] <tigmafuzz> PICHEW *chrrr*
[21:26] <Dragon_King> *FIREBREATH*
[21:26] * Proto summons unicorns and narwhals
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[21:26] <Dragon_King> *EVERYsmurfINGWHERE*
[21:26] <tigmafuzz> YEAH THE NARWHALS JEFF
[21:26] <Jiro> He got a mafuggin rpg in the back pack?
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz summons NoLegs the cat
[21:27] <Jiro> HE GOT A MAFUGGIN RPG IN THE BACK PACK
[21:27] <Jiro> WHAT A MAFFUGAH
[21:27] <Sam> GUYS GUYS WHERE IS HIS WEAKNESS
[21:27] * Tigmafuzz uses omniburp
[21:27] * Jiro rides a rocket
[21:27] <tigmafuzz> IT'S IN HIS EYEBALL
[21:27] <Dragon_King> YOU CAN NOT WINq!!!!!
[21:27] <Jiro> ROCKET JOCKET
[21:27] <tigmafuzz> UNDER THE SEA
[21:27] <Jiro> I MEAN JOCKEY
[21:27] <Jiro> smurf
[21:27] <tigmafuzz> DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER
[21:27] <Jiro> ROCKET JOCKEY
[21:27] == mode/#eoff [+m] by foa
[21:27] <@foa> Okay
[21:27] <@foa> I will let you out of mute jail
[21:27] <@foa> on two conditions
[21:27] == rubah has changed nick to NEVAR
[21:27] <@foa> 1) Jiro never says MaFuggin again
[21:28] <tigmafuzz> can i say mafuggin?
[21:28] == You need voice (+v) (#eoff): #eoff
[21:28] == Jiro has changed nick to smurfyouall
[21:28] <@foa> and 2) everybody calmes down
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[21:28] <@foa> -e
[21:28] == NEVAR has changed nick to MacGuffin
[21:28] == Shorty has changed nick to foawhatthehell
[21:28] == foawhatthehell has changed nick to this
[21:28] <@foa> My brain hurts
[21:28] == this has changed nick to thisistheworst
[21:28] == Tigmafuzz has changed nick to CanISayMaFugginThen
[21:28] == Sam has changed nick to wtfiswrongwithyouguys
[21:28] == Dragon_King has changed nick to Sephex
[21:28] <@foa> No
[21:28] <@foa> No one can
[21:28] <@foa> Now
[21:28] == MacGuffin has changed nick to what
[21:28] == mode/#eoff [-m] by foa
[21:28] <thisistheworst> FOA
[21:28] == what has changed nick to is
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[21:28] <thisistheworst> I SWEAR TO GOD
[21:28] == is has changed nick to your
[21:28] <Jiro> AHAHAHAA
[21:28] <Sephex> We were in the middle of an intense battle.
[21:29] == CanISayMaFugginThen has changed nick to Tigmacheesecake
[21:29] == your has changed nick to problem
[21:29] <Jiro> I AM THE WINNER
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> jiro
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> wtf
[21:29] <tigmacheesecake> You made us lose the castle foa
[21:29] <Sephex> They were fighting the Dragon King!
[21:29] <Jiro> It was all a trick!
[21:29] <Jiro> A feint!
[21:29] <Jiro> I played dead
[21:29] <Jiro> AND THEN I JUMPED UP
[21:29] <@foa> I am the castle.
[21:29] <@foa> >:|
[21:29] <Jiro> AND KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS
[21:29] <thisistheworst> xDD
[21:29] <tigmacheesecake> OH DEAR GOD
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> foa
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> if you're castle
[21:29] <problem> I joined another damn pixel doll art forum today
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> can i storm your battlements?
[21:29] <tigmacheesecake> THEN WHO WAS PHONE
[21:29] <Jiro> then who was door?
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> take a swim in your moat?
[21:29] <Proto> foa can take all of us inside
[21:29] == problem has changed nick to rubah
[21:29] <@foa> Wait, who are you again?
[21:29] <Proto> That's disturbing
[21:30] <tigmacheesecake> I would also like to raid foa's armory
[21:30] <Sephex> But
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[21:30] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
[21:30] <Sephex> You guys have beated the Dragon King
[21:30] == wtfiswrongwithyouguys has changed nick to Sam
[21:30] <tigmacheesecake> beated
[21:30] <tigmacheesecake> yeah
[21:30] <@foa> ps I'm a haunted castle
[21:30] <Sam> BEATED
[21:30] <tigmacheesecake> okay foa
[21:30] <tigmacheesecake> I can handle a few ghosts
[21:30] <@foa> so I will smash you with my drawbridge
[21:30] <Sephex> So you have all won!
[21:30] <Sephex> Yay!
[21:30] <Jiro> Victory!
[21:30] <Jiro> We have victory!
[21:30] <@foa> and stab you with my portcullises
[21:30] * Tigmacheesecake ascends to a being of pure energy and consciousness
[21:30] <tigmacheesecake> YEAH LEVEL UP
[21:30] <@foa> aw Sephex is like the kid who always has to lose
[21:30] <Jiro> ROBBAZ LORD OR NIPPLES IS LORD OF THIS CASTLE
[21:30] <tigmacheesecake> you can stab me with your portcullis foa
[21:30] <@foa> even when he's the best guy
[21:30] <Sam> a portcullis is a smurfing doorway
[21:31] <Sephex> I set the game up that way
[21:31] <Sam> hw are you gonna stab us?
[21:31] <Sephex> To rally everyone up
[21:31] <Jiro> Final Fantasy: Fanfare (I-XII) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glu5wr5LRm4)
[21:31] <Sephex> then I turne out to be the final boss
[21:31] <Sephex> it was fun
[21:31] <tigmacheesecake> it's like beating someone with a pothole sam
[21:31] <tigmacheesecake> it takes skill
[21:31] <@foa> A portcullis is the gate in front of the main entrance to the castle
[21:31] <Sam> yeah foa can beat me with her pothole
[21:31] <tigmacheesecake> it also refers to an archway
[21:31] <thisistheworst> ahahaha
[21:31] <tigmacheesecake> haha
[21:31] <Jiro> Sephex I am all sweaty
[21:31] <Sephex> hahahaha
[21:31] <@foa> Portcullis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portcullis) portcullis
[21:31] <tigmacheesecake> that adventure was totally excellent
[21:32] <Lawr> Jason
[21:32] <@foa> learn a thing.
[21:32] <Sephex> I am totoaly turned this room upside down.
[21:32] <tigmacheesecake> you what sephex
[21:32] <Proto> Next time, we'll do a bogus adventure
[21:32] <thisistheworst> This one wasn't bogus?
[21:32] <tigmacheesecake> +1 proto
[21:32] <Jiro> Upside down flip it around forwards and backwards who knows where we don't care
[21:33] <@foa> also how much would it suck to have hot sand poured on your head.
[21:33] <tigmacheesecake> this needs to be saved for all eternity
[21:33] <Sephex> I was just saying
[21:33] <tigmacheesecake> !addquote <@foa> I am the castle.
[21:33] <Sugarlips`> Quote has been added to storage file.
[21:33] <Sephex> That i came in here
[21:33] <Jiro> I'll just paste it on the forum
[21:33] <tigmacheesecake> we shall remember this day
[21:33] <Sephex> with ambien tearing through my sysytem
[21:33] <Jiro> wait smurf
[21:33] <Jiro> I exited
[21:33] <Sephex> and I wanted people to go on an adventure with me
[21:33] <Jiro> I can't do it :(
[21:33] <Jiro> Someone else!
[21:33] <thisistheworst> do what
[21:33] <thisistheworst> wait
[21:33] <thisistheworst> jesus
[21:33] == thisistheworst has changed nick to Shorty
[21:34] <tigmacheesecake> "Yes, this is Jesus"
[21:34] <Jiro> Just copy paste everything
[21:34] <Shorty> No, get out >:(
[21:34] <Jiro> onto the foru
[21:34] <tigmacheesecake> okay
[21:34] <Shorty> hang on
[21:34] <Jiro> forum
[21:34] * Tigmacheesecake acquires "out"
[21:34] <tigmacheesecake> I got it shorty now what

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fire_of_avalon
07-17-2012, 03:49 AM
Sam> You're making me gag, Megan