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SuperMillionaire
09-08-2011, 07:10 PM
I got this idea out of seeing this image of Aqua:

Kingdom Hearts: Aqua Sexyback by ~Razmere on deviantART (http://razmere.deviantart.com/art/Kingdom-Hearts-Aqua-Sexyback-144329470)

So I decided, "let's play a little music game here." Here's how it's gonna go: we're gonna post stanzas relevant to Aqua and her sexy back that are sang to the tune of the song of the same name by Justin Timberlake. I'll begin the song with this stanza:

Aqua has a sexy back (yeah)
Terra and Ventus don't know how to act (yeah)
We know she's special; what's behind her back? (yeah)
So turn around and we'll pick up the slack (yeah)
Take it to the bridge!

Okay, now it's your turn to continue the song. Only one stanza per turn, everyone! All right, let's get to it.

Del Murder
09-08-2011, 07:46 PM
Timberlake? I'm not going to parody any song by that stooge. What if we changed it to Sir-Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back?

SuperMillionaire
09-08-2011, 08:22 PM
Let's do that for the next song game after we finish this one.

Despite the name, "Baby Got Back" is actually about the bottom, evidenced by the first line of the song: "I like big butts and I cannot lie." Then again, though the "Sexy Back" song is the trope namer for having a nice-looking back, the song isn't actually about sexy backs, but rather "bringing sexy back," although sexy never left in the first place; if anything, it's more present now than ever.

Also, I recently found this Cloud Strife-themed parody of "Baby Got Back,"

Midgar Booty, or The Cloud Strife Song, a final fantasy vii fanfic - FanFiction.Net (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1153670/1/Midgar_Booty_or_The_Cloud_Strife_Song)

This "Cloud Strife song" is different from the one that begins with the line, "My name is Cloud; I have a sword," as shown here:

The Omega Kawaii Cloud Song - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZQIayUnbA)

By the way, like the other songs posted in the links above, this song is meant simply for comedy. And to be honest, I liked Timberlake better when he was still with N Sync.