Are you a Vampire?

[Hollycat]

Take the quiz and find out;

1. Have you ever tasted someone else's blood?
NO -> go to question 1.01
YES -> go to question 2

1.01 Have you ever sucked the juices out of a fruit or vegetable?
NO-> You aren't a vampire
YES-> you are a vegan vampire

2. Have you ever eaten human flesh?
NO-> go to question 3
YES -> go to question 2.01

2.01 Do you sparkle?
NO -> you are a cannibal
YES -> You are a gay cannibal

3. Do you sparkle?
NO-> go to question 4
YES -> go to question 3.01

3.01 is your name Edward?
YES -> go to question 3.02
No -> you suck, go to question 4

3.02 Do you have lame battles with a werewolf over an unattractive girl?
YES-> You are an terrible actor
NO -> Liar

4. Do you have a reflection in the mirror?
NO -> go to question 5
YES-> you are some freak who thinks they are a vampire, I bet you have 4 or more vampire costumes in your closet don't you freak?

5. Can you walk around in sunlight without a parasol and not burn up?
YES-> you are not a vampire
NO-> go to question 6

6. Do you have an irrational fear of garlic?
YES -> you are a vampire
NO -> you are a very stupid vampire, would you like some garlic bread?
42 -> andy dick


if you like the quiz, I will make more like it

[[M] Mom – Host]

Logged in to berate you for being retarded.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wtf didn't you just give them normal numbers?

[Agent Proto]

Everyone, let's go touch his precious bunny buns!!

[Hollycat]

Everyone, let's go touch his precious bunny buns!!

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[Carl the Llama]

Unnatractive girl? Kristen Stewart is gorgeous lol
http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/78711d1316689433-kristen-stewart-kristen-stewart-pic.jpg
I would fuck her 7 days a week and twice on sundays.
Apparently I am a Vegan Vampire.

[NorthernChaosGod]

She's alright.

[TrollHunter]

What the smurf hc?

[Hollycat]

What the smurf hc?

whaaat?
dont you curse at me. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

[Laddy]

Makeup can make anyone good-looking. Even mumbling vegetables like Kristen Stewart.

[TrollHunter]

What the smurf hc?

whaaat?
dont you curse at me. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

I DO WHAT I WANT!

[Hollycat]

What the smurf hc?

whaaat?
dont you curse at me. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

I DO WHAT I WANT!
YOU HAVE PROBLEM?

[TrollHunter]

What the smurf hc?

whaaat?
dont you curse at me. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

I DO WHAT I WANT!
YOU HAVE PROBLEM?
I NO HAZ PROBLEM, U GO AWAY NAO.

[Hollycat]

What the smurf hc?

whaaat?
dont you curse at me. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

I DO WHAT I WANT!
YOU HAVE PROBLEM?
I NO HAZ PROBLEM, U GO AWAY NAO.
I thought we were Quina

[Melissaur]

I get to 4 to find out I'm a freak... I do not have ANY vampire costumes. AND I don't think I'm a vampire

[Pheesh]

Go sit in the corner and think about all the ways you could have better spent your time.

[TrollHunter]

What the smurf hc?

whaaat?
dont you curse at me. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

I DO WHAT I WANT!
YOU HAVE PROBLEM?
I NO HAZ PROBLEM, U GO AWAY NAO.
I thought we were Quina

Well you thought wrong.

[Hollycat]

Go sit in the corner and think about all the ways you could have better spent your time.

1. swimming
2. doing your wife/ and or girlfriend
3. hiking
4. building a time machine to go back and time and kill hitler and save jfk
5. training assassins for the government
6. not not doing your wife and or girlfriend
7. oragami
8. sitting in a corner thinking about all the ways I could have better spent my time
9. playing footsie with college girls
10. collecting feathers
11. inventing the holdgotranjucdicator

[Carl the Llama]

Go sit in the corner and think about all the ways you could have better spent your time.

1. swimming
2. doing your wife/ and or girlfriend
3. hiking
4. building a time machine to go back and time and kill hitler and save jfk
5. training assassins for the government
6. not not doing your wife and or girlfriend
7. oragami
8. sitting in a corner thinking about all the ways I could have better spent my time
9. playing footsie with college girls
10. collecting feathers
11. inventing the holdgotranjucdicator

1. A worthy answer
2. You would first need to get said girlfriend/wife interested in you (unlikely :P)
3. another worthy answer
4. If you saved JFK it would have been a bad thing, JFK and his behavior only came to light after his death, by then he'd become thought of as some kind of martyr. If Marilyn hadn't died when she did, she was set to blow the lid publicly on their affair. This led to some people suggesting she was killed to get her out of the way. I don't think he really wanted to get married but it was better for his image. In other words, if he had been alive he would have been disgraced, and a President in disgrace doesn't stay in the Presidency long.
6. see 2 :p
7. What's oragami? do you mean Origami? :p
8. Indeed
9. see 6 :O
10. Collecting feathers gets boring after a while, especially if you don't have a guide.
11. No Comment.

One thing that you failed to add to the list is appreciate how fuckable Kristen Stewart really is, this should have definitely be on your list.

[Hollycat]

JFK was assassinated because he was planing on killing the bank. Almost every president who has thought about doing so was assassinated. including lincoln.

[Carl the Llama]

JFK was assassinated because he was planing on killing the bank. Almost every president who has thought about doing so was assassinated. including lincoln.

Regardless of the reason he was assassinated, the fact remains that had he not died he would have ended up being disgraced, and as I said before, a disgraced President doesn't keep his Presidency for very long.

[Pike]

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[NorthernChaosGod]

One thing that you failed to add to the list is appreciate how fuckable Kristen Stewart really is, this should have definitely be on your list.
She's not that hot, bro.

[Carl the Llama]

One thing that you failed to add to the list is appreciate how fuckable Kristen Stewart really is, this should have definitely be on your list.
She's not that hot, bro.

http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/78711d1316689433-kristen-stewart-kristen-stewart-pic.jpg

We lookin at the same pic here bro?

[Hollycat]

One thing that you failed to add to the list is appreciate how smurfable Kristen Stewart really is, this should have definitely be on your list.
She's not that hot, bro.

http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/78711d1316689433-kristen-stewart-kristen-stewart-pic.jpg

We lookin at the same pic here bro?

Dude, she isn't that hot, she looks like someone smothered her in makeup, her hair looks like seaweed

[Melissaur]

KD you forgot 5

[NorthernChaosGod]

One thing that you failed to add to the list is appreciate how fuckable Kristen Stewart really is, this should have definitely be on your list.
She's not that hot, bro.

http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/78711d1316689433-kristen-stewart-kristen-stewart-pic.jpg

We lookin at the same pic here bro?
Yes. She's cute for a normal person, but not hot.

[Pike]

Did NCG just say a woman isn't hot?

Did I accidentally log into Bizarro EoFF again?

[Hollycat]

Did NCG just say a woman isn't hot?

Did I accidentally log into Bizarro EoFF again?

YES, AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE WITNESSED MY DASTARDLY EVIL DOINGS YOU MUST NEVER LEAVE
MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[NorthernChaosGod]

I did. She's like Hollywood homely.

She's also annoying though.

[G13]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP!