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sharkythesharkdogg
10-04-2011, 02:14 PM
....in his pants (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2011/09/28/man-caught-trying-to-smuggle-hummingbirds-in-his-underwear/)

The picture is not very work safe.

I want to laugh, except I feel awful for the birds.

Screw it, I'll laugh anyway. I hope this guy gets his comeuppance.
Old Manus
10-04-2011, 02:25 PM
I guess he was looking for...

*puts on glasses*

...a cheep flight outta here
Jiro
10-04-2011, 02:26 PM
I like how he was caught because he looked edgy, and not because of the noise coming from his pants.

EDIT: oh god no manus xD
Pike
10-04-2011, 03:46 PM
The worst part is that somewhere, someone is fapping to this.
Mirage
10-04-2011, 04:08 PM
It could even be someone in this very thread.
Pike
10-04-2011, 05:46 PM
It could even be someone in this very thread.

I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet
Peegee
10-04-2011, 06:13 PM
I took a bus to visit Rubahs a couple of years ago. When I was at the border, we had a hodgepodge of people. One of them was a Chinese kid, a bunch of black people, and etc etc.

Anyway this is relevant for no reason. I went through border without issue. Somebody tried to bring a XBox 360 over the border to play with his friend, and other ppl had no incident.

The reason for this post is two fold:

During the long and boring process, one of the overweight women was moving around oddly. And if I could see this, the border dudes could too. She was bent over, shifting her weight left and right, and then started to tumble round and round in a circle where she was (while still bent over)

I wish I was making this up.

So they naturally grabbed her drug carting ass into the back room.

Yes this happened.

But wait, there's more. When we were finally back in the bus, I noticed that the chinese kid was missing. And outside, there was jeep trying to cross the border. No dice. Border dudes came up with a dog barking up a storm, and they took him away with M16s pointed at him.

What...the desu.
rubah
10-04-2011, 07:12 PM
Canadians: They just can't wait to escape their socialist healthcare
Shlup
10-04-2011, 08:50 PM
Ehehehehe, they're all snug in their little pockets.
CimminyCricket
10-04-2011, 08:55 PM
I know! I thought they looked so cute. And then I noticed his penis.
Parker
10-04-2011, 09:08 PM
dude is brave as heck to have that many sharp pointy beaks near his donger
NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2011, 10:00 PM
It could even be someone in this very thread.

I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet
I'm going to fap so hard to a picture of you and send you the evidence.
TrollHunter
10-04-2011, 10:11 PM
It could even be someone in this very thread.

I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet
I'm going to fap so hard to a picture of you and send you the evidence.

Pics
Peegee
10-05-2011, 12:13 AM
Canadians: They just can't wait to escape their socialist healthcare

don't joke about that. it doesn't cover ortho, glasses , dentist, long term care or anything i use
fire_of_avalon
10-05-2011, 12:51 AM
One time I rescued a hummingbird with my aunt.

Not this way.
Pike
10-05-2011, 12:53 AM
It could even be someone in this very thread.

I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet
I'm going to fap so hard to a picture of you and send you the evidence.

Because my terrible grainy phone pics in the picture thread turn everyone on! :jess:
NorthernChaosGod
10-05-2011, 01:37 AM
It could even be someone in this very thread.

I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet
I'm going to fap so hard to a picture of you and send you the evidence.

Because my terrible grainy phone pics in the picture thread turn everyone on! :jess:
That's hardly relevant.
Mirage
10-05-2011, 01:44 AM
It could even be someone in this very thread.

I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet
I'm going to fap so hard to a picture of you and send you the evidence.

Because my terrible grainy phone pics in the picture thread turn everyone on! :jess:
I'm glad it wasn't in better quality, who knows what would have happened if it was?!
Brunettepudding
10-05-2011, 07:20 AM
Saw this on Tumblr.

All I could think then, and now is why they couldn't take the pants off of the man before taking a picture.
sharkythesharkdogg
10-05-2011, 12:23 PM
Saw this on Tumblr.

All I could think then, and now is why they couldn't take the pants off of the man before taking a picture.

You're right. Getting a picture with his pants completely off would probably net more female readers.