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blackmage_nuke
10-09-2011, 01:53 AM
Ants are soon to invade your home, you have already spotted some of thier advanced scouting party, what do you do?

CimminyCricket
10-09-2011, 02:27 AM
I move away.

fire_of_avalon
10-09-2011, 03:24 AM
Ants come for water and stay when they find food, so I would fix any leaky faucets or pipes I had so they would never come bother me in the first place!

I don't like to kill bugs unless they deserve it (like they bite me for no reason!) so I try to shoo them outside. With ants though, there's too many! You can't shoo them. Which is sad and lame.

CimminyCricket
10-09-2011, 03:25 AM
Breaking and entering is sad and lame.

LunarWeaver
10-09-2011, 04:45 AM
Fire.

Jiro
10-09-2011, 05:20 AM
Prepare for the rains.

Shlup
10-09-2011, 05:29 AM
Clean my kitchen. This house has supposedly had a lot of ant problems over the years, but I haven't noticed 'cause I keep a clean kitchen. Even in my pantry all of my sugars and shit are in glass jars.

NorthernChaosGod
10-09-2011, 06:38 AM
Fire.
Always a valid option.

Jiro
10-09-2011, 09:49 AM
http://images.wikia.com/fallout2277/images/8/88/Giant_Fire_Ant.png

Psychotic
10-09-2011, 09:51 AM
One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum administrator, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

NorthernChaosGod
10-09-2011, 10:08 AM
http://images.wikia.com/fallout2277/images/8/88/Giant_Fire_Ant.png
Even more so.

Old Manus
10-09-2011, 11:01 AM
Pack as many points as possible in to Small Guns, and tell everyone that if you shoot their antennae they will frenzy, attacking their own comrades. It is the only way.

Jiro
10-09-2011, 12:26 PM
Manus knows what's up. You cannot use fire against giant fire ants. You must kill them through other means!

Araciel
10-09-2011, 04:10 PM
One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum administrator, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Back when things were still funny on that show.

Blast them with piss!

NorthernChaosGod
10-09-2011, 06:32 PM
Manus knows what's up. You cannot use fire against giant fire ants. You must kill them through other means!
Obviously you're not using enough fire.