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Carl the Llama
10-14-2011, 02:25 AM
Well folks, its time to say fare thee well to EoFF and the rest of the world aswell, in 7 days (GMT) the world will end, how do you plan to spend the last week on earth?

2011 end times prediction - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_times_prediction)

NorthernChaosGod
10-14-2011, 02:52 AM
I'm going to spend it drinking and touching myself.

DMKA
10-14-2011, 03:06 AM
Hey wait I thought they said it was supposed to end back in May?

Pike
10-14-2011, 03:09 AM
So how many times has the end of the world been predicted so far this year?

Shlup
10-14-2011, 04:22 AM
I'm going to spend it drinking and touching myself.
So same ol' same ol' for you, eh?

(That was too easy. I am ashamed of myself.)

NorthernChaosGod
10-14-2011, 04:53 AM
That was the implication.

G13
10-14-2011, 06:59 AM
So glad someone beat me to that joke. Seeing it from the other side, it looks pretty bad. :monster:

Old Manus
10-14-2011, 09:57 AM
It had better not happen, Wales are scheduled to win the World Cup two days later.

erikramza
10-14-2011, 01:06 PM
Isn't the world predicted to end every 50 to 100 years or so for thousands of years now?

Lol. Y2K. What a time to be alive.

Peegee
10-14-2011, 02:41 PM
if we lived every day as if it were our last we would doom civilization and ruin the economy.

sharkythesharkdogg
10-14-2011, 05:23 PM
So how many times has the end of the world been predicted so far this year?

Don't take this away from me, lady! I need any excuse I can to masturbate furiously to Capt. Kangaroo.

I like to tell myself it's just to help me cope.

Rantz
10-14-2011, 05:27 PM
I'd like to make fun of this but it's just too easy.

DMKA
10-14-2011, 06:26 PM
if we lived every day as if it were our last we would doom civilization and ruin the economy.
Oh wait...

TrollHunter
10-14-2011, 07:39 PM
I'm going to spend it drinking and touching myself.
So same ol' same ol' for you, eh?

(That was too easy. I am ashamed of myself.)

NCG has always been easy. :roll2

NorthernChaosGod
10-14-2011, 08:23 PM
You still haven't had any, punk.

TrollHunter
10-14-2011, 08:33 PM
Sir I am offended by that, I am not a punk.

Peegee
10-14-2011, 08:47 PM
we should just have an eoff /v/ party and put all of you crybabies in the same room to get it out of the system

Casey
10-15-2011, 02:32 AM
Nobody knows when the World will end. :monster:

By the way, Hail Satan!

Giga Guess
10-15-2011, 05:00 AM
I'm going to spend it drinking and touching myself.

Dammit, and here I thought my sentiment was gonna be unique...

"I shall die as I lived. With my hand down my pants."

Psychotic
10-15-2011, 05:03 AM
I'm looking forward to it. Too many sad act bastards have been playing this game for far too long. They've been playing it for years - decades even - before I got it, and thanks to grinding have got some really nice tit. It's not fair. Once the reset hits, I'm gonna smurfing grind my way to President of Bolivia and then we'll see who's Master of Bananas. :colbert:

Hollycat
10-15-2011, 05:09 AM
So how many times has the end of the world been predicted so far this year?

What is the number after 41?

Giga Guess
10-15-2011, 05:12 AM
So how many times has the end of the world been predicted so far this year?

What is the number after 41?

Is this including or not including "end of the world as we know it" prophecies or straight up doomsday? Because if it doesn't entail utter annihilation of all life as we know it, I don't think it should count.

Hollycat
10-15-2011, 05:16 AM
That is the number of prophesies that end with Peegee being the last person on the planet, with only a picture of Iceglow in the nude to keep himself company

Giga Guess
10-15-2011, 05:19 AM
That is the number of prophesies that end with Peegee being the last person on the planet, with only a picture of Iceglow in the nude to keep himself company


I don't think I've ever heard such a horrifying thought...

blackmage_nuke
10-15-2011, 05:53 AM
My theory is all these fake predictions are just decoys so when the real end of world comes people will be calm and unattentive while the exceedingly rich fly away on thier spaceships leaving us common folk to incinerate. At the end of days they dont need any of that "crowds around the space ship holding up children for them to take" hassle.

fire_of_avalon
10-15-2011, 06:15 AM
If I thought the world were really going to end I would find someone suitable for makeouts and makeout.

NorthernChaosGod
10-15-2011, 09:23 AM
If I thought the world were really going to end I would find someone suitable for makeouts and makeout.
*buys bottle of Scotch*

sharkythesharkdogg
10-15-2011, 04:00 PM
If I thought the world were really going to end I would find someone suitable for makeouts and makeout.
*buys bottle of Scotch*

You're going to have to get her more drunk than that, hero.

Maybe a bathtub full of prison wine.

Giga Guess
10-15-2011, 04:26 PM
If I thought the world were really going to end I would find someone suitable for makeouts and makeout.

I wouldn't just stop at "someone."

Yay End-of-the-world debauchery!

Gamblet
10-15-2011, 08:01 PM
I'm going to spend it drinking and touching myself.

Dammit, and here I thought my sentiment was gonna be unique...

"I shall die as I lived. With my hand down my pants."

"I've got ants in my pants that wanna do a dance!"

Renmiri
10-15-2011, 11:20 PM
Hey wait I thought they said it was supposed to end back in May?

The end was nigh

NorthernChaosGod
10-16-2011, 02:51 AM
If I thought the world were really going to end I would find someone suitable for makeouts and makeout.
*buys bottle of Scotch*

You're going to have to get her more drunk than that, hero.

Maybe a bathtub full of prison wine.
Please, she wants to make out even if I drink the Scotch.

o_O
10-16-2011, 05:02 AM
It had better not happen, Wales are scheduled to win the World Cup two days later.

I feel the compulsion to make a smartass response here, but I can't joke about the French winning! Wales will be avenged by New Zealand!

Therein lies my response. I'll be busy not dying so that I can watch NZ demolish France.

Jiro
10-17-2011, 02:48 AM
NZ has the hopes and dreams of us all.

I'm paying so little attention to this end of the world business that it will probably happen and I won't even notice. It'll just be a case of everything's on fire or some shit and I'll turn up the aircon

blackmage_nuke
10-21-2011, 08:33 AM
21st of October here, it's quite hot but not end of the world hot.

NeoCracker
10-21-2011, 09:40 AM
Hookers and Blow.

Jiro
10-21-2011, 12:20 PM
So what's the ETA? I need to make sure my apocalypse brownies are ready and I'm adequately stocked on Mtn Dew

blackmage_nuke
10-21-2011, 03:19 PM
Apparently non-believers will just die quietly in thier sleep (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/under-god/post/harold-camping-world-probably-to-end-oct-21-2011/2011/10/05/gIQAmxMMuL_blog.html)

So no awesome earthquakes

Jiro
10-21-2011, 03:22 PM
Are you smurfing kidding me? :( I plan on dying while violently clinging to life. Going in my sleep is not on the agenda, what is this GODDAMN SHENANIGANS.

smurf it I will just never sleep. Whatcha gonna do now, bitches? :smug:

EDIT: It is already the 22nd in my part of the world. If God doesn't factor in time delays then I'm not sure I want him at my place anyway. Not gonna sleep anyway, just in case he shows up. It's like waiting out to meet Santa; you are either scarred for life, incredibly disappointed, or both.

DMKA
10-21-2011, 04:28 PM
Well, Camping did have a stroke right after his last failed prediction.

I don't think God likes him as much as he thinks God likes him.

Peegee
10-21-2011, 04:50 PM
man why do people even bother listening to these fools?

all of my why.mp3

NorthernChaosGod
10-21-2011, 05:02 PM
Are you smurfing kidding me? :( I plan on dying while violently clinging to life. Going in my sleep is not on the agenda, what is this GODDAMN SHENANIGANS.

smurf it I will just never sleep. Whatcha gonna do now, bitches? :smug:

EDIT: It is already the 22nd in my part of the world. If God doesn't factor in time delays then I'm not sure I want him at my place anyway. Not gonna sleep anyway, just in case he shows up. It's like waiting out to meet Santa; you are either scarred for life, incredibly disappointed, or both.
Since it's the weekend now, I'll stay up with you, Dak! I'll go stock up on Monsters and blow to keep me awake.

sharkythesharkdogg
10-21-2011, 05:34 PM
I'll stay up too. I'll grind up and snort some diet pills. That should do the trick.



Or maybe inject the dust right into my aorta?

Vincent, Thunder God
10-21-2011, 06:02 PM
I've never understood why some Christians are so eager to forecast their own doom. Do they really feel that they deserve such retribution for their sins? And how can a sane person really believe in such an insane prophecy? It doesn't make sense to me.

Raistlin
10-21-2011, 06:14 PM
Apparently non-believers will just die quietly in thier sleep (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/under-god/post/harold-camping-world-probably-to-end-oct-21-2011/2011/10/05/gIQAmxMMuL_blog.html)

So no awesome earthquakes

Bullshit! Didn't he predict earthquakes and volcano eruptions and tsunamis last time? If god ends the world quietly, then he's just as lame as his followers.

Peegee
10-21-2011, 07:57 PM
Apparently non-believers will just die quietly in thier sleep (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/under-god/post/harold-camping-world-probably-to-end-oct-21-2011/2011/10/05/gIQAmxMMuL_blog.html)

So no awesome earthquakes

wait wait.

NON believers will die in their sleep? So the remaining will go to heaven.

Man I'm going to be extra perverted with my SMS today

NorthernChaosGod
10-21-2011, 10:00 PM
I'll stay up too. I'll grind up and snort some diet pills. That should do the trick.



Or maybe inject the dust right into my aorta?
I say you inject the dust into your scrotum.

Peegee
10-21-2011, 10:15 PM
I'll stay up too. I'll grind up and snort some diet pills. That should do the trick.



Or maybe inject the dust right into my aorta?
I say you inject the dust into your scrotum.

take pics.

Anyway, can we discredit this idiot yet?

Protip - even if a person had a 100% success rate with N = 100,000,000 - that still doesn't mean the person should be viewed as infallible or to have foresight.

Bubba
10-21-2011, 11:27 PM
Very strangely... my goldfish has just died. There are only four possible reasons that I can think of as to why "Frankie" would pick this particular night to snuff it...

1) Depression - Frankie voluntarily closed his own gills
3) Goldfish memory - Notoriously short, he may have just forgot to be alive
2) Kaiser's theory may be correct
4) I simply didn't feed the little prick

Whatever the outcome, I'm not gonna take any chances. I'm taking NCG's advice and I'm gonna spend my last night drinking beer and watching porn...

fire_of_avalon
10-22-2011, 12:14 AM
Aaaaand I never got any makes outs.

DMKA
10-22-2011, 12:23 AM
Aaaaand I never got any makes outs.
There's still a few hours left. :love:

NorthernChaosGod
10-22-2011, 12:55 AM
Whatever the outcome, I'm not gonna take any chances. I'm taking NCG's advice and I'm gonna spend my last night drinking beer and watching porn...
Awwwww yeaaah. :cool:

Jiro
10-22-2011, 09:59 AM
Aaaaand I never got any makes outs.

I already told you, hang the fuck on, I'm on my way.


Very strangely... my goldfish has just died. There are only four possible reasons that I can think of as to why "Frankie" would pick this particular night to snuff it...

1) Depression - Frankie voluntarily closed his own gills
3) Goldfish memory - Notoriously short, he may have just forgot to be alive
2) Kaiser's theory may be correct
4) I simply didn't feed the little prick

Whatever the outcome, I'm not gonna take any chances. I'm taking NCG's advice and I'm gonna spend my last night drinking beer and watching porn...

Okay firstly, props for entertaining options. Secondly, wtf is with your ordering. 1324? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE?

Bubba
10-22-2011, 10:39 AM
Okay firstly, props for entertaining options. Secondly, wtf is with your ordering. 1324? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE?

It was a reference to the goldfish memory point... I guarantee that any goldfish you question would not know that 3 actually comes after 2.

Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...

Jiro
10-22-2011, 11:42 AM
You sound like a dangerous guy.

DMKA
10-22-2011, 06:09 PM
Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...
I'm scared.

TrollHunter
10-22-2011, 11:22 PM
Okay firstly, props for entertaining options. Secondly, wtf is with your ordering. 1324? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE?

It was a reference to the goldfish memory point... I guarantee that any goldfish you question would not know that 3 actually comes after 2.

Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...

I'll be over there... sucking my thumb and crying...

Jiro
10-23-2011, 11:38 AM
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was affected by that post.

NorthernChaosGod
10-23-2011, 06:58 PM
Y'all just wimps.

Jiro
10-24-2011, 03:09 AM
And?

Carl the Llama
10-24-2011, 03:16 AM
Okay firstly, props for entertaining options. Secondly, wtf is with your ordering. 1324? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE?

It was a reference to the goldfish memory point... I guarantee that any goldfish you question would not know that 3 actually comes after 2.

Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...

If this post doesn't prove that Bubba deserves best newbie the I dont even

And lets not forget that awesome sig he is currently sporting either!

NorthernChaosGod
10-24-2011, 03:40 AM
And?
And stop being such a postwhore to try and catch up to me. :colbert:

Jiro
10-24-2011, 04:36 AM
And?
And stop being such a postwhore to try and catch up to me. :colbert:

It's not that at all. I was just curious as to why a) you think we're wimps; and b) why that's a bad thing.

NorthernChaosGod
10-24-2011, 04:50 AM
Just stating a fact for being shocked. It's not a bad thing though; it makes me look better. /smug

Bubba
10-24-2011, 02:26 PM
If this post doesn't prove that Bubba deserves best newbie the I dont even

Bubba accepts the award for "Best Newbie" gratefully and would like to dedicate this to Coral, Goldie, Cheeto, Dorito, Frito, Fishy, Comet and Sharky... all of whom died completely unnecessarily under extreme torture.

NorthernChaosGod
10-24-2011, 03:01 PM
If this post doesn't prove that Bubba deserves best newbie the I dont even

Bubba accepts the award for "Best Newbie" gratefully and would like to dedicate this to Coral, Goldie, Cheeto, Dorito, Frito, Fishy, Comet and Sharky... all of whom died completely unnecessarily under extreme torture.
You're alright, kid.

TrollHunter
10-25-2011, 12:36 AM
If this post doesn't prove that Bubba deserves best newbie the I dont even

Bubba accepts the award for "Best Newbie" gratefully and would like to dedicate this to Coral, Goldie, Cheeto, Dorito, Frito, Fishy, Comet and Sharky... all of whom died completely unnecessarily under extreme torture.
You're alright, kid.

do you by any chance accept bribes?

NorthernChaosGod
10-25-2011, 12:49 AM
As a matter of fact, I do.

TrollHunter
10-25-2011, 01:01 AM
I may need to take this into consideration later on.